#Jazz rambles

[inu-jiru]

Gonna bully Stolas again rq but wow it's majorly embarrassing looking back at "Western Energy" and Stolas' line about Blitz having the audacity to not drop everything and save him, my guy, even if you were incapacitated, do you really have no one else you could call to save you? This dude is such a friendless loser that he HAS to call an imp to save him? What happened to those 72 other siblings Stolas supposedly has?

The show just feels so stupidly small because there's no one around or referenced to outside the main and supporting cast. And I know when we get to the Vassago episode all the Goetias are just gonna be all the same, copy-paste "tee hee we're racist, rich and most likely all gay because fuck women" because ONLY STOLAS is the """""""good"""""" Goetia I guess (heavy quotations tho cuz he isn't).

This show, man, I just--

[jazz-beans]

ignoring how hilarious Scottish Garp is to me and how fucking hot Alvida is, the main thing I have taken from the first part of episode 1 of the live action is that Coby has mad transmasc energy

[adachilovebot]

gonna word vomit my speculations post pado concert ( keep in mind ive only watched day 2 but kept eyeing translations for day 1)

1. pentagon's situation with cube :

will steal this observation from a friend but with cube's TERRIBLE financial situation:

• only made 6B won in profits this 1H

• saw a 66% drop in idol / entertainment gigs and activities

• two latest releases ( out of 4 total this year ....) handled by another label ( warner jp and 88rising)

so its safe to assume cube has no funds and are pulling the plug on every group that isnt idle . im assuming no one will make a cb until next year which is an issue since ptg's anniversary is coming up and their hiatus is getting ridiculous. they're aware of it and kept thanking fans for staying with them and in an apologetic sense asked them to wait for them (?)

PADO as an album feels rushed in a sense they took random old songs and mashed them in album to give shinwon a release and opportunity to meet fans before enlisting . im assuming they had to fight to get this release green lit it would explain the non existent album distribution and warner handling everything ( chaotically) and the pado special clip dropping on Warner's channel unlike shh

basically cube has no money and will for a while until either kakao buys them or go bankrupt refused to give them a cb this year and would explain ptg taking their concert waaaay heart to heart

2. renewals

changgu kino and hongseok all mentioned the "8 of them going forever and staying as pentagon"

no need to be a genius to guess 8 of them renewed to avoid whatever dirty copyright under the belt hit they'd try

and for yananie...... well its obvious he wont be and and much as it breaks my heart its for his best looking at how massively mistreated he was even for cube's standard tho i would like to get this clear THIS IS NOT BECAUSE OF THE GUYS

these boys love each other so much beyond just being co - idols it goes way beyond an entertainment contract for his solo fansign last month yanan did the Pentagon sign while for the eternal flame encore they let yanan's voice be heard intentionally and clearly ad a statement abt their stance with the little freedom they have atp. they definitely discussed this long and large from all the possible angles and came out to this so please avoid making anyone other than cube the big evil

[jazzmanjpeg]

idk what this type of duo is called but we need more of these types of people in other media like this is such a good interesting duo (they have next to no screentime in strive)

[youmagnificentbeast]

it's almost 6am and I haven't slept yet, it is time to throw out my UNDYING LOVE FOR MICHAEL SHEEN'S NOSE???????

i swear this is the first time i'm looking at someone's nose and i am like "YES THIS IS A GOOD ONE, LOVE IT"

there is just something about his nose i really, really love

[theballadear]

There are people who follow me on here that like I'm baffled they still do like bestie your here from when I was a babie, when I was a minor on the internet-

Pookie we saw The Horrors together

Bbg we went through the Tumblr Chat Rooms together

Girlie you saw me leave toxic friendships in the dirt

Istg it's like I'm in my own personal aquarium, and like my followers and mutuals are in the other tank and we're both just watching shit go down from our respective locations.

[bluerosefox]

Genie Gave Me a Brother AU

-Slams DPxDC door open and tosses AU idea on table-

Tim's parents send home an artifact that is said to able to grant wishes! While being curious about it Tim messes with the artifact and when he 'solves' it, according to legend one must solve it to get a wish, he wishes he wasn't alone anymore.

The object glows bright and as he shields his eyes he can hear.

'So you have wished it, so it shall be!'

He gets his wish in the form of a recently reincarnated ghost!King (who entered the DC world for a reincarnated vaycay... he should had known something was going to happen because CW was encouraging the break) Danny whose just a baby/toddler right now.

Basically, big brother Tim and baby Danny adventures in Gotham after that.

[all-my-ocs-are-evil]

Jason's been pestering Danny about why he looks like a borderline walking corpse for ages and Danny has decided to put his lying skills to the test. (he has none)

rambling below cut

I've been playing w the idea that the more Danny transforms, the more his ghost form gets "lively" while his human form gets weaker and more sickly. He knows that if he keeps transforming like this then, one day, he's not going to have a livable body to go back to, but he really doesn't want to think about all that. He's more interested in the weird "totally dead but not dead" Wayne son who may or may not have a thing for his sister.

everytime i do one these im like "this time I'll keep it simple so I don't have to suffer through colouring bc I have zero foresight—it'll be greyscale at most" and then all of the sudden its 4am and i'm trying to finish a stupid comic but i decided to add "some" colour to spice it up and hide my shitty ink job and then SOME COLOUR ALWAYS BECOMES FULL COLOUR WHY CAN I NOT ESCAPE THIS STUPID CYCLE!!

(did this all stem from me not being able to decide between a super pale character design and one w a vibrant tan bc I love white hair + tan but I also love extremely pale albino so I forced myself to find a way to make both work? never! that's absurd!)

[reanimatedgh0ul]

this is their dynamic in a nutshell when you rlly think abt it actually

[astronnova]

doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

[inu-jiru]

Oh one thing I didn't mention in my ramble was how did Stolas not know Striker was already an issue? It wasn't like there was a WHOLE scene at the end of Harvest Moon where Stolas reacted to Stella yelling about it, like did this dick-obsessed idiot just forget or is Stella, his supposed abuser for 18 years, such a non-threat that he just brushed it off? More stupid shit to make Blitz the bad guy but "they both did wrong guys, I swear" says Vivzie.

[jazz-beans]

I was today years old when I realised that Espio is short for espionage, cause like he's a ninja spy guy.

[adachilovebot]

watched nimona yesterday without much expectations and I was pleasantly surprised I even had a good cry

the classism systemic racism message is pretty on the nose but I enjoyed the gnc implications with nimona's character with her stating she'd die if she ever stopped shape shifting .

overall very enjoyable with a pretty animation some plot twists I didn't expect adorable mlm & trans representation and political commentary

[jazzmanjpeg]

lemme tell u if i was in the dungeons id put a lot of emphasis on the fun instead of the hunger

[phantompasta]

more If you find a vigilante in a dumpster by @lunamugetsu art because I do not feel normal rn

The lady on the left is Lady Gotham btw that's kinda how I picture her until the author describes her current appearance

Lady gotham-less art after the cut in case she wasn't the evil mastermind behind that last chapter ending + a meme

Also, for so you can see Danny's drawings in the background

[inu-jiru]

Woundwort talking about not running from predators and killing and dominating all who oppose him, all the while looking like this:

God I love how watership down is just like