#Jazz rambles
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Gonna bully Stolas again rq but wow it's majorly embarrassing looking back at "Western Energy" and Stolas' line about Blitz having the audacity to not drop everything and save him, my guy, even if you were incapacitated, do you really have no one else you could call to save you? This dude is such a friendless loser that he HAS to call an imp to save him? What happened to those 72 other siblings Stolas supposedly has?
The show just feels so stupidly small because there's no one around or referenced to outside the main and supporting cast. And I know when we get to the Vassago episode all the Goetias are just gonna be all the same, copy-paste "tee hee we're racist, rich and most likely all gay because fuck women" because ONLY STOLAS is the """""""good"""""" Goetia I guess (heavy quotations tho cuz he isn't).
This show, man, I just--
#jazz rambles#helluva boss critical#vivziepop critical#stolas critical#It's like the world just ceases to exist if the main characters aren't doing anything it's so empty
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ignoring how hilarious Scottish Garp is to me and how fucking hot Alvida is, the main thing I have taken from the first part of episode 1 of the live action is that Coby has mad transmasc energy
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gonna word vomit my speculations post pado concert ( keep in mind ive only watched day 2 but kept eyeing translations for day 1)
1. pentagon's situation with cube :
will steal this observation from a friend but with cube's TERRIBLE financial situation:
• only made 6B won in profits this 1H
• saw a 66% drop in idol / entertainment gigs and activities
• two latest releases ( out of 4 total this year ....) handled by another label ( warner jp and 88rising)
so its safe to assume cube has no funds and are pulling the plug on every group that isnt idle . im assuming no one will make a cb until next year which is an issue since ptg's anniversary is coming up and their hiatus is getting ridiculous. they're aware of it and kept thanking fans for staying with them and in an apologetic sense asked them to wait for them (?)
PADO as an album feels rushed in a sense they took random old songs and mashed them in album to give shinwon a release and opportunity to meet fans before enlisting . im assuming they had to fight to get this release green lit it would explain the non existent album distribution and warner handling everything ( chaotically) and the pado special clip dropping on Warner's channel unlike shh
basically cube has no money and will for a while until either kakao buys them or go bankrupt refused to give them a cb this year and would explain ptg taking their concert waaaay heart to heart
2. renewals
changgu kino and hongseok all mentioned the "8 of them going forever and staying as pentagon"
no need to be a genius to guess 8 of them renewed to avoid whatever dirty copyright under the belt hit they'd try
and for yananie...... well its obvious he wont be and and much as it breaks my heart its for his best looking at how massively mistreated he was even for cube's standard tho i would like to get this clear THIS IS NOT BECAUSE OF THE GUYS
these boys love each other so much beyond just being co - idols it goes way beyond an entertainment contract for his solo fansign last month yanan did the Pentagon sign while for the eternal flame encore they let yanan's voice be heard intentionally and clearly ad a statement abt their stance with the little freedom they have atp. they definitely discussed this long and large from all the possible angles and came out to this so please avoid making anyone other than cube the big evil
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idk what this type of duo is called but we need more of these types of people in other media like this is such a good interesting duo (they have next to no screentime in strive)
#faust guilty gear#chronus guilty gear#jazz rambles#please what is this dynamic called i need it#AND DONT SAY ''OLD MAN YAOI'' I FIGURED THAT MUCH#last tag is a /j btw
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it's almost 6am and I haven't slept yet, it is time to throw out my UNDYING LOVE FOR MICHAEL SHEEN'S NOSE???????
i swear this is the first time i'm looking at someone's nose and i am like "YES THIS IS A GOOD ONE, LOVE IT"
there is just something about his nose i really, really love
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i'm going to strangle my roommate with my bare hands
#jazz rambles#she??? is so fetishizing of gay people oh my god#gay guys especially and its so awkward#but then she gets super quiet and awkward when i talk ajout lesbian characters#or starts referring to one of them as guys#when i very explicitly said they were both women#she makes me. unwell#also she leaves the window wide open all the time
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There are people who follow me on here that like I'm baffled they still do like bestie your here from when I was a babie, when I was a minor on the internet-
Pookie we saw The Horrors together
Bbg we went through the Tumblr Chat Rooms together
Girlie you saw me leave toxic friendships in the dirt
Istg it's like I'm in my own personal aquarium, and like my followers and mutuals are in the other tank and we're both just watching shit go down from our respective locations.
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Jason's been pestering Danny about why he looks like a borderline walking corpse for ages and Danny has decided to put his lying skills to the test. (he has none)
rambling below cut
I've been playing w the idea that the more Danny transforms, the more his ghost form gets "lively" while his human form gets weaker and more sickly. He knows that if he keeps transforming like this then, one day, he's not going to have a livable body to go back to, but he really doesn't want to think about all that. He's more interested in the weird "totally dead but not dead" Wayne son who may or may not have a thing for his sister.
everytime i do one these im like "this time I'll keep it simple so I don't have to suffer through colouring bc I have zero foresight—it'll be greyscale at most" and then all of the sudden its 4am and i'm trying to finish a stupid comic but i decided to add "some" colour to spice it up and hide my shitty ink job and then SOME COLOUR ALWAYS BECOMES FULL COLOUR WHY CAN I NOT ESCAPE THIS STUPID CYCLE!!
(did this all stem from me not being able to decide between a super pale character design and one w a vibrant tan bc I love white hair + tan but I also love extremely pale albino so I forced myself to find a way to make both work? never! that's absurd!)
#digital art#artists on tumblr#fanart#illustration#comic#danny phantom fanart#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp fanart#if u couldn't tell from the rambles#i ended up colouring this comic bc of the stupid transition at the beginning#the things i do for a silly transition#they bring me joy#and oh so much frustration#as a multishipper i find it really hard to put ships in aus like this#im still debating whether imma have anger management in this or not#cause im down for the chaos they would bring as both platonic and romantic#also Danny is sus of Jason bc he thinks hes trying to get w Jazz#Jasons sus of the Fentons Jazz is so nice its suspicious and Danny just radiates uncanny valley#my art#my comic
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Phantomish Rogues
Team Phantom get ripped from their home universe into the DCverse. With no money or real ID's in this world. Now thats a problem.
Another big problem is that Danny is badly injured and his core kinda put him into a deep cryo sleep. He needs to rest and gather ectoplasm.
Bigger problem Team Phantom have no clue how to get home because they don't know how to decode the Fenton Portal blue-prints, not even Jazz who at the time didn't pay attention to her parents portal work anymore by the time they finished it. The only one who does have an idea is Danny!
Biggest problem, they landed in a place called Gotham that seems to be overrun with actual villains and heroes? (vigilantes). And for some odd reason many of them seem to find them no matter where the Team goes to hide.
Until they can get their hands on a safe space, tech, and money, Team Phantom might have to go a bit Rogue/Villainous if they wanna keep Danny safe until he wakes up.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Team Phantom might have to go Rogue#they don't wanna but they need cash and a safe area#Danny's powers/aura is a bit like catnip to Gothamites because lets face it#that city is cursed and death touched#thats why they keep getting found#Team Phantom is trying to lay low but again they need money and someplace to put Danny to keep him safe#Sam totally wants to join Ivy though#when she finds out about her#Tucker gets into a tech war with Oracle and Red Robin once he gets his hands on some stuff#Jazz beats up Joker when the clown finds their current hideout and is getting to close to her sleeping/healing brother#with a crowbar#that Jason saw and is now swooning#hinted Anger Management#Dani decides she adores Catwoman when she see's how she works#and decides teasing a Bat(Robin) is what she's gonna do now#Dani loves Spoiler too#they both totally get into a glitter war#Danny is getting his sleep in now at least. ZzZzZz
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this is their dynamic in a nutshell when you rlly think abt it actually
#jazz is so much more repressed than danny bc of her eldest daughter syndrome/parentification i will die on this hill#danny phantom#robi rambles
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Oh one thing I didn't mention in my ramble was how did Stolas not know Striker was already an issue? It wasn't like there was a WHOLE scene at the end of Harvest Moon where Stolas reacted to Stella yelling about it, like did this dick-obsessed idiot just forget or is Stella, his supposed abuser for 18 years, such a non-threat that he just brushed it off? More stupid shit to make Blitz the bad guy but "they both did wrong guys, I swear" says Vivzie.
#jazz rambles#helluva boss critical#stolas critical#helluva boss stella#I have to mention her at least once a month it's the jazz rule
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I was today years old when I realised that Espio is short for espionage, cause like he's a ninja spy guy.
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watched nimona yesterday without much expectations and I was pleasantly surprised I even had a good cry
the classism systemic racism message is pretty on the nose but I enjoyed the gnc implications with nimona's character with her stating she'd die if she ever stopped shape shifting .
overall very enjoyable with a pretty animation some plot twists I didn't expect adorable mlm & trans representation and political commentary
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lemme tell u if i was in the dungeons id put a lot of emphasis on the fun instead of the hunger
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more If you find a vigilante in a dumpster by @lunamugetsu art because I do not feel normal rn
The lady on the left is Lady Gotham btw that's kinda how I picture her until the author describes her current appearance
Lady gotham-less art after the cut in case she wasn't the evil mastermind behind that last chapter ending + a meme
Also, for so you can see Danny's drawings in the background
#the first fanart is based on the first fic the author posted prior to the full fic. which is so good#the second one looks like it could be anybody grabbing tbh. i didnt detail Jason very much. but ITS JASON TO ME#that was based by a video on youtube i saw. its was adorable. and kid danny is synonymous to adorable so it had to be done#I've wanted to draw Jazz so the trio could be all together but I feel I never get her right how I want#maybe in a distant future sadly..#pastaart#dpxdc#srry i rambled#dcxdp
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Woundwort talking about not running from predators and killing and dominating all who oppose him, all the while looking like this:
God I love how watership down is just like
#watership down#general woundwort#repost#Fluffy fat ass :smirk:#Bet his nose was just twitching away the whole time too :smirk:#jazz rambles
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