#Jay’s red hair was so scrumptious

[crim-gadget]

Another assortment of GLJ photos! Around 1986

[heeseongism]

Ok I'm gonna need more enha dick analysis from u

Shits too funny

Heeseung has been WRECKING me lately can we get one of him please?? I feel like he would rock our socks off fr

omg im so glad you've enjoyed them bby!! jakes, jay and hoons can be found here 🤍

first things first, lets start by stating the obvious

heeseung has the most BIGGEST THICKEST FATTEST LONGEST MOST SCRUMPTIOUS DINO DICK IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOUR OPINION IS INVALID IDC 😙

even when this dude is soft it look like theres a whole ass baseball bat in there so for the sake of my mental sanity im not gonna imagine how big he gets when hes hard

NOW LOOK AT THOSE PICS AND TELL ME THAT HE COULDN'T DRILL A WHOLE ASS FUCKING TRENCH IN YOUR WOMB WITH THAT THING

i internally debate with myself on whether hes hes got one of those pornhub dom daddy dicks or a subby petite camboy cock,,, i blame his ridiculous duality and his VERY OBVIOUS SWITCH BEHAVIOR but some of you guys arent ready for that convo

like hes either VEINY AF with one of those cocks that literally droop bcs of how heavy they are OR hes got one of those zucchini like dicks I SWEAR I MEAN IT IN A GOOD WAY 💀 ik you guys are probably sick of my analogies ever since i said jake has an inverted ice cream cone cock BUT LISTEN TO ME by zucchini i mean that his cock is smooth and thick but also he has a pretty big tip just google what a zucchini is and you'll understand what i mean 🧍‍♀️ LIKE????????

anyways I think his balls would look rlly cute too- pink and petite yk AND THEYRE CIRCULAR DO NOT TELL ME THEYRE SAGGY I SEE SM PPL SAYING HE HAS SAGGY OLD MAN BALLS NO HE DOES NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP 💔

now heeseung is actually pretty tanned and has a gorgeous amount of melanin but those stupid white washing filters hide it from us ‼ and so i feel like hes the same as jay and has a pretty tanned cock BUT heeseung seems like his tip goes more on the pink side than the red side

in conclusion: heeseung has a big ass fucking dick and its a mfing crime that hes not throwing me on his bed, whipping out his cock, and re-arranging my intestines to the point where i can't even remember what my own name is and the only thing i can think or do is moan his name ALL BEFORE dragging me down the stairs, bending me over the kitchen table and fucking me again from behind whilst putting me in a chokehold with his bulging biceps and pulling me head back by my hair and spitting in my mouth.

im filing a lawsuit.

[resident-gay-bitch]

Hello there, I’m in genuine need of more fandom / online friends so like, if you also want more friends, here’s some info about me and maybe we can be friends? <3

My names Jay, I’ve recently picked it for myself (and then realised I could have possibly had an even cooler name Bo which is the shortened of my middle name and now im cursing myself for not realising it sooner and questioning weather or not to do a switch cause idk if Bo or Jay suits me better?!!). I’m 20 and FtM, and I go by he/they pronouns primarily but I also don’t mind if you use any others :)

I’m also Australian so yeah idk if that’s a selling point or not

Oh and I’m labelled as queer, I guess, but dude sexuality is confusing. I’ve recently been going down the aromantic / asexual spiral of questioning but I’m so unsure of everything I really suck at telling the difference between platonic and romantic feelings. I’m also somewhere in the sapphic spectrum I believe. So if you can relate to this mindfuck in any way that would also be rad.

I write fan fic for the Marauders Fandom (sirius is my everything and I’m also a tall sirius truther) and also Stranger Things but primarily Steddie for that tbh.

I’m also in the Good Omens fandom, as well as a few others more casually and don’t write fic for them :) recently I’ve been starting to watch JJK cause my best friend is really into it

My favorite two movies of all time are Rocky Horror Picture Show and Cars. That probably tells you a lot about me to be honest so do with that as you will :)

My favorite musicians are David Bowie at No. 1 (my lord and saviour), Maya Hawke, Hozier, Radiohead (im not a red flag I promise), Conan (I’m seeing him on fri wtf), ooo and I’ll add SOAD cause I’m really into them this month. But it’s ever changing really and there are too many to choose from, I’d say they’re my most listened to though :) I am chronically listening.

Uh I’m gonna spitball some more facts about me this is kinda hard:

I’m the eldest of 4 kids 💀 one of them is 5 years younger than me 💀💀 the other two are 6 years younger 💀💀💀 (I love them sm the annoying shitstarters)

I love to draw and make art but I suck at anatomy and colour theory it makes me want to rip my hair out (and I wanna be a fan artist so bad)

I’m attempting to learn bass but I also cannot commit to learning the bass (I blame my sibling for keeping it in their wardrobe so I forgoet it exists)

I am 90% sure I’m neurodivergent I just cannot really afford to get that diagnosis rn ya know?!

I did ballet & dance most of my life 🤯🤯 (now I’m a bartender and my old ballet teacher is a regular at the sailing club I work and now I look queer and cunty as hell and every time she sees me she just stares in disbelief and fake smiles it’s hilarious)

I still sleep with my childhood teddy :( I love her she is my one thing I would save in a fire. Her name is charlotte and she’s probably 3 years overdue for a bath but I love her

I’m fucking weird about stars - the shape not the astrology - like I love them. I see them and I get very excited and I draw them everywhere (you can probably tell off all my master lists, they all have stars drawn on the title strips 😭) I just really love them they’re so cute. I almost named myself Star actually

I’m a sagittarius. I don’t know what that means but I know it means a lot of things to people so hopefully it’s good things!

My favorite colour is green but more so earthy and cool greens. I love a good scrumptious yummy green, something mossy something sagey. I have a green wall in my room and it’s very nice to look at.

I lived abroad for a little bit as a teen in Vietnam which was amazing and I’m planning to move somewhere abroad again next year hopefully (seriously get me the hell out of SA)

My biggest dream / goal / career choice for most of my life was to be an actor but now I’m just kinda existing with no real drive or purpose in life. But I might pick acting back up now I’m becoming more comfy with myself and my gender :) my dream role is to play Frank from Rocky.

Uuuuuh that’s all I can think of :)

So yes, I hope I have appealed to your interests in one way or another. And if you’d maybe like to be friends please don’t hesitate to send me a message!

Maybe tell me a cool fact about yourself?

Or if you’re too shy to message first you could just add a random comment here or say something in the tags? I’ll message you! <3

Also if you have anymore questions I am trying to be a bit more of an open book, I love when people dive in with the nitty gritty so if you have strange questions I’ll probably be very excited to answer them lmao

Anyway, I hope you have a lovely day random people in my phone I hope to befriend <333

[squishyneet]

I mean, bestie I can't blame you for liking Ju Jisoo (I mean was there once, so... 0-0) but honestly you deserve better💅

So lemme try to convince you or shall I say make you fall out of love~

1. He's not even special 🙄🤔😒 tbh at his first appearance I was like OOOOOH just cuz' he covered his eyes with hair and seemed mYstErIoUS (I can be so shallow sometimes-) so if that was a point lemme help you. The new main character I think he's Kang Eunwoo used to look low-key similar 0_o so yeah he's there.. I mean Jay from lookism is even better :0

2. He looks stinky :P Personally I be reading and be like yo dude shut it, I can smell your breath thru the phone •~• (yup that's it)

3. HC: Says the sh*tiest most lame jokes ever. Also "Where my hug at" type of bish

4. I mean look at the rest of htf characters... much more Scrumptious

5. Lemme put some standards here...

•Cool/ Nice backstory... meh ❌

•Does he win often?.. ❌ NO. Even I can win against 244 (THIS IS A JOKE FOR LEGAL REASONS?)

• Tiddies? ❌ (no questions allowed for this one)

He's not even that rich smh 😒 (again this is a joke but hey am I wrong, eh?)

6.I get it.. I get it you like red flags. Understandable :D

But hey... not even 244 did what he did ugh🤢...(I mean 244 killed his girlfriend or whatever but that's besides the point-)

Pls don't hate me haha.. (°-°;) Also it's 3am so you can't blame me 😁

If you're not convinced yet and want more of my Ted talk 🤠 don't be shy to summon me ;)

Ahh b4 I go I HAVE to tell someone this... and well that someone is you bestie haha~ So normally I like no.. LOVE tall haired bois (despite whatever else is there to their miserable lives) which ofc includes mullets but I've got an exception 🤭. I mean Taehoon with short hair?? Especially the one in the MMA ??? I can't be the only one ? I'm talking about this 👇

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meow,

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Chickie sending me a whole document 😭😭

U got a lot of good points. U are kinda right about the red flags 😭. Yeah there definitely are more scrumptious characters ��� Jisoo is just a crumb. And I do love Eunwoo.

I will say that when Hyeoksoo got stabbed and Jisoo yelled "baby bro" or whatever, it did touch my heart to see him being a big bro. HOWEVER, it does not outweigh the fact that he's a stinky where's my hug typa guy and whatnot.

I am a sucker for guys with mullets (Taehun, Hansu, Seto Kaiba) and whatever was going on with Taehun's hair back then was a crime. I feel like if he kept his hair short, people still would have fallen for him because he's . . . he's Taehun. But that compared to HIS MULLET?? 😤😤😤 It's givin vampire Munseong 😔 try to keep up

But he does look more cute and approachable with his short hair idk what it is.

Feel free to continue your analysis :)

Edit: u made me fall in love with short hair Taehun