#Jasmine Elmer

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#Blogtour Goddess With A Thousand Faces by Jasmine Elmer

It’s a pleasure to take part in the Blogtour Goddess With A Thousand Faces by Jasmine Elmer, published by Renegade Books – 12th September 2024. About the Author Jasmine Elmer is a straight-talking ancient world expert. Deciding her subject needed a ‘glow up’, she began her mission in 2020 to make the subject relatable and representative. Outside of writing, she spends her time bringing that…

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CRACKS MY KNUCKLES. fop characters as what wof tribes I think they'd be, on a separate post because I want to tag this post and let people see my insanity and nod and agree with me

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Og show

timmy - silk/sea (1/4th seawing due to ustinkistan stuff)

chloe - leafwing

Chester - sandwing

Aj - seawing

sanjay - nightwing

Elmer - skywing

trixie - icewing

Veronica - rainwing

vicky - sky/night

tootie - sky/night

mark - hivewing

crocker - ugly seawing

kevin - sand/sea

Remy buxaplenty - skywing (fireless)

Fairly odder

Viv - silk/sand

Roy - mudwing

Zina - nightwing

Nate buxaplenty - skywing (firescales)

ANW

Hazel - mud/night (moonwatcher cored, has mind reading)

jasmine - leafwing

winn - rain/hive

dev - skywing

trev - rainwing

bev - seawing

fred - sandwing

Jenkins - silkwing

faries

Cosmo - leaf/rain

Wanda - silk

poof - leaf/rain/silk ... lol

juandissimo - sky/sea

Tooth fairy - icewing

cupid og - ice/rain

cupid ANW - icewing

nmusic pharie - silkwing

pepper - leaf/sky (firescales)

Goldie - silkwing

Sammy - rain/ice

binky - icewing

jorgen - mud/leaf

Cookie - night/sea

nick of time - sand/rain (not a fae but I'll be damned if I didn't include her)

anti Cosmo - hive/night

Anti Wanda - rainwing

foop - rain/hive/night

lezah - rain/sand

HP - ice/mud

Sanderson / every other pixie - icewing

Animus touched

Gary - night/hive

patty possom - mud/rain

I'll add more I can't think of anything

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Clones in the Sims 4

So my sister and I play the Sims together, and last year we made this family called the Patinos, Jasmine and her son Pablo. Shortly after we made them, we noticed that there were two duplicates of them walking around the town, functioning as townies.

Things got a little bit easier after Jasmine married a random townie named Adonis Burgos and we changed their names, but the clone Patinos were still running around.

We hadn't bothered with the Burgos family or the Patino family clones for a while, but we've just discovered that Pablo's clone is now living in the Oakenstead house (valued at over 200,000 Simoleons) with 22,000 in the bank. He's an Angel Investor, makes 400 Simoleons an hour, has the Botany aspiration, the traits Good, Loner, and Materialistic, and his clone mother passed of old age :(

Meanwhile the real Pablo is a still teenager still living at home with his parents and little brother.

Clone Pablo Patino is considered an Adult (Auto-aging still activated on unplayed houses) but doesn't have the laughlines/face pudge of all other Adult Sims, presumably because his original is still young and he's meant to look exactly like him.

My sister and I are about to use him to test the wishing well that came with the Romantic Garden pack, so wish Clone Pablo good luck, and, uh, has the Sims ever cloned your personal Sims before?

Update:

Caleb Vatore ding-dong-ditched Clone Pablo, and the wishing well gave Pablo a soulmate in the form of an Elder named Elmer, who actually didn't want Pablo, so now he's gone.

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M.W. from live-action T.V. shows/films, and animated T.V. shows/films?

We would absolutely love to see Olivia, Autumn, Nova, Paisley, Savannah, Fiona, Naomi, Zac, Leo, Aliya, Olly, and Liann from LEGO®: Friends™ ; Susanna 'Susie' Carmichael, Dylan 'Dil' Pickles, Phillip 'Phil' DeVille, Charles, Jr., 'Chuckie' Finster, and Sarah 'Taffy' Maynston from All Grown Up!™ / Rugrats™ ; Luke Patterson, Alex Mercer, Reginald 'Reggie' Peters, William 'Willie', Flynn Taylor, Mrs. Rose Molina, Mr. Ray Molina, and Nick from Julie And The Phantoms ; Nerissa, Sasha, Tracy Redd, Fred Redd, Tyler Silver, King Seaford, Queen Corelia, and Alex Dorselfin from Mermaid Magic™ ; Nicole 'Nick' Franzelli, Becky, Tamika, Riley, Lisa Haddad, ‘Jeremy’ Thompson, Xuan, Jim, Eric, and William 'Will' Harbaugh from No Good Nick ; Aunt Praline, Kiki KeyLime, Pumpkin Spice, and Huckleberry Pie from Strawberry Shortcake™ / Strawberry Shortcake™: Berry In The Big City / Strawberry Shortcake’s Berry Bitty Adventures™ ; Margot Song-Covey, Peter Kavinsky, John Ambrose McClaren, Trevor Pike, Christine 'Chris' Donati, Lucas Krapf, Josh Sanderson, Kenny Donati, Genevieve 'Gen' Mitchell, Esther 'Stella' Shim/'Cho', Min Ho Moon, Dae Kim, Eunice Kang, Mihee Yoon, Madison Miller, Juliana Porter, Praveena Bhakti, Quincy 'Q.' Shabazian, and Jintaek 'Jin' Lee from To All The Boys I've Loved Before / XO, Kitty ; Hazel Wells, Anthony Wells, Chester McBadBat, Anthony James Jr., 'A.J.', Elmer, Sanjay, Veronica, Tad, Chad, Kevin Crocker, Jasmine Tran, Winn Harper, Devin 'Dev' Dimmadome, and Whispers Fred from The Fairly OddParents™ / The Fairly OddParents™: A New Wish ; Avatar Aang, Sokka, Prince Zuko, Suki, Avatar Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami Sato, Jinora, Haru, Teo, Jin, Kuvira, Prince Wu, Prince Lu Ten, Princess Yue, Princess Eska, Prince Desna, Ikki, Meelo, Kai, and Jet from Avatar: The Last Airbender™ / The Legend Of Korra™ ; Mal Bertha, King Ben, Harry Hook, Jay, Carlos De Vil, Uma, Prince Chad Charming, Doug, Princess Chloe Charming, Princess Red, Evie Grimhilde, Lonnie, Jane, Princess Audrey Rose, Freddie Facilier, Jordan, Dizzy Tremaine, Celia Facilier, Harriet Hook, and 'C.J.' Hook from Descendants / Descendants: Wicked World ; Holly J. Sinclair, Fiona Coyne, Zoë Rivas, Clare Edwards, Darcy Edwards, Imogen Moreno, Liberty Van Zandt, Terri MacGregor, Anya MacPherson, Mia Jones, Sean Cameron, Craig Manning, Alli Bhandari, Frankie Hollingsworth, Emma Nelson, Alex Nuñez, Kirk Cameron 'K.C.’ Guthrie, Maya Matlin, Paige Michalchuk, Manuella 'Manny’ Santos, Lola Pacini, and Jake Martin from Degrassi: The Next Generation / Degrassi: Next Class !!

However, this is a reminder that we will only accept applications from the current members of this RPG, and also from any former members of this RPG who never broke our no O.O.C. drama Rule requirement, and their O.O.C. age upon re-joining this multi-fandom RPG must be twenty-one-years-old, or older than twenty-one-years-old.

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25 nonfiction in 2025

25 NONFICTION books I want to take off of my TBR this year (to be checked against reality at the end of December)

Bess of Hardwick First Lady of Chatsworth by Mary S. Lovell

The Russian Court at Sea: The Voyage of HMS Marlborough by Frances Welch

The Last Kaiser by Giles MacDonogh

The Brontë Cabinet: Three Lives in Nine Objects by Deborah Lutz

Testament of Youth by Vera Brittain

If This Is a Woman by Sarah Helm

Secondhand Time: The Last of the Soviets by Svetlana Alexievich

A Room of One's Own by Virginia Woolf

All the Young Men by Ruth Coker Burks

The Life and Death of Anne Boleyn by Eric Ives

A Tomb With a View: The Stories & Glories of Graveyards by Peter Ross

Another Day in the Death of America by Gary Younge

Ghosts of the Tsunami by Richard Lloyd Parry

Epitaph by Piotr M.A. Cywiński

Twilight of Empire: The Tragedy at Mayerling and the End of the Habsburgs by Greg King and Penny Wilson

A Gift of Joy and Hope by Pope Francis

Chinese Cinderella by Adeline Yeh Man

Goddesses with a Thousand Faces by Jasmine Elmer

The Holocaust Industry: Reflections on the Exploitation of Jewish Suffering by Norman G. Finkelstein

Shakespeare's Sisters: How Women Wrote the Renaissance by Ramie Targoff

Educated by Tara Westover

Hiroshima John Hersey

Health, Hedonism and Hypochondria: The Hidden History of Spas by Ian Bradley

Unwell Women by Elinor Cleghorn

84 Charing Cross Road by Helen Hanff

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GODDESS WITH A THOUSAND FACES By Jasmine Elmer @renegadebooks @dialoguepub @jasmine_elmer #GoddessWithAThousandFaces #BookReview

Available September / Hardback / ebook / audiobook / SYNOPSIS Blending mythological retellings with historical research, Goddess with a Thousand Faces traverses the world and transports through time to bring ten formidable and inspiring ancient goddesses to life. Meet Artemis, the Greek goddess of the wilderness, never without her bow and arrow; Sedna, Inuit goddess of the ocean, guarding the…

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ARC Review: GODDESS WITH A THOUSAND FACES by Jasmine Elmer

As always, I have been spoilt with my reading selection! Thank you to Dialogue Publishing/Renegade Press for sending across what is, a GORGEOUS limited edition bound proof? I mean, I don’t think I could fully capture the shine of the cover in my photo, but it was a great sparkly companion as I moved across countries! Author: Jasmine ElmerGenre: Fictional exploration of myth with non-fiction…

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Slightly changed common forenames

Aaron Ada Adam Adrian Adrienne Agnes Alan Albert Alberta Alberto Alex Alexander Alexandra Alexis Alfred Alfredo Alice Alicia Alison Allan Allen Allison Alma Alvin Alyssa Amanda Amber Amelia Amy Ana Andre Andrea Andrew Andy Angel Angela Angelica Angelina Angie Anita Ann Anna Anne Annette Annie Antoinette Antonia Antonio Antóny April Arlene Armando Arnold Artúr Ashley Audrey Barbara Barry Beatrice Becky Belinda Ben Benjamin Bernadette Bernard Bernice Bertá Bessie Beth Betsy Betty Betány Beulah Beverly Bill Billie Billy Blanca Blancé Bob Bobbie Bobby Bonnie Brad Bradley Brandi Brandon Brandy Brenda Brent Brett Brian Bridget Brittany Brooke Bruce Bryan Byron Calvin Camille Candace Candice Carl Carla Carlos Carmen Carol Carole Caroline Carolyn Carrie Casey Cassandra Cathy Catérine Cecelia Cecil Cecilia Celia Chris Christian Christie Christina Christine Christopér Christy Cindy Claire Clara Clarence Claude Claudia Clayton Clifford Clifton Clinton Clyde Cody Colleen Connie Constance Cora Corey Cory Courtney Craig Cristina Crystal Curtis Cyntûa Cád Cárlene Cárles Cárlie Cárlotte Célsea Céryl Céster Daisy Dale Dan Dana Daniel Danielle Danny Darla Darlene Darrell Darren Darryl Daryl Dave David Dawn Dean Deanna Debbie Deborah Debra Delia Della Delores Denise Dennis Derek Derrick Desiree Diana Diane Dianna Dianne Dixie Dolores Don Donald Donna Dora Doreen Doris Dorothy Douglas Duane Dustin Dwayne Dwight Earl Ebony Eddie Edgar Edith Edna Eduardo Edward Edwin Eileen Elaine Eleanor Elena Elisa Elizabeth Ella Ellen Elmer Eloise Elsa Elsie Elvira Emily Emma Enrique Eric Erica Erik Erika Erin Erma Ernest Ernestine Essie Estelle Estér Etél Eugene Eula Eunice Eva Evelyn Everett Faith Fannie Faye Felicia Felix Fernando Flora Florence Floyd Frances Francis Francisco Frank Franklin Fred Freda Freddie Frederick Gabriel Gail Gary Gayle Gene Geneva Genevieve George Georgia Gerald Geraldine Gertrude Gilbert Gina Ginger Gladys Glen Glenda Glenn Gloria Gordon Grace Greg Gregory Gretcén Guadalupe Guy Gwen Gwendolyn Ian Ida Inez Irene Iris Irma Isaac Isabel Ivan Jack Jackie Jacob Jacqueline Jacquelyn Jaime James Jamie Jan Jana Jane Janet Janice Janie Janis Jared Jasmine Jason Javier Jay Jean Jeanette Jeanne Jeannette Jeannie Jeff Jeffery Jeffrey Jenna Jennie Jennifer Jenny Jeremy Jerome Jerry Jesse Jessica Jessie Jesus Jill Jim Jimmie Jimmy Jo Joan Joann Joanna Joanne Jodi Jody Joe Joel John Johnnie Johnny Jon Jonatán Jordan Jorge Jose Josefina Joseph Josepûne Josúa Joy Joyce Joánna Juan Juana Juanita Judith Judy Julia Julian Julie Julio June Justin Kara Karen Kari Karl Karla Kate Kathleen Kathryn Kathy Katie Katrina Katérine Kay Kayla Keith Kelley Kelli Kellie Kelly Ken Kendra Kenneth Kent Kerry Kevin Kim Kimberly Kirk Krista Kristen Kristi Kristie Kristin Kristina Kristine Kristy Krystal Kurt Kyle Lana Lance Larry Latoya Laura Lauren Laurie Laverne Lawrence Leah Lee Leigh Lela Lena Leo Leon Leona Leonard Leroy Leslie Lester Leticia Lewis Lila Lillian Lillie Linda Lindsay Lindsey Lisa Lloyd Lois Lola Lonnie Lora Lorena Lorene Loretta Lori Lorraine Louis Louise Lucia Lucille Lucy Luis Lula Luz Lydia Lynda Lynette Lynn Lynne Mabel Mable Madeline Mae Maggie Mamie Mandy Manuel Marc Marcella Marcia Marcus Margaret Margarita Margie Marguerite Maria Marian Marianne Marie Marilyn Mario Marion Marjorie Mark Marlene Marsá Marsáll Marta Martin Martá Marvin Mary Maryann Mattie Mattéw Matéw Maureen Maurice Max Maxine May Megan Megán Melanie Melba Melinda Melissa Melody Melvin Mercedes Meredith Micáel Micéal Micéle Micélle Miguel Mike Mildred Milton Mindy Minnie Miranda Miriam Misty Mitcéll Molly Mona Monica Monique Morris Muriel Myra Myrtle

Nadine Nancy Naomi Natalie Natasá Natán Natániel Neil Nellie Nelson Nettie Nicole Nicólas Nicóle Nina Nora Norma Norman Olga Olive Olivia Ollie Opal Ora Oscar Pam Pamela Pat Patricia Patrick Patsy Patti Patty Paul Paula Paulette Pauline Pearl Pedro Peggy Penny Perry Peter Phyllis Priscilla Pûlip Pûllip Racáel Racél Rafael Ralph Ramon Ramona Randall Randy Raquel Raul Ray Raymond Rebecca Regina Reginald Rene Renee Ricardo Rick Ricky Ricárd Rita Robert Roberta Roberto Robin Robyn Rocélle Rodney Roger Roland Ron Ronald Ronnie Rosa Rosalie Rose Rosemarie Rosemary Rosie Ross Roxanne Roy Ruben Ruby Russell Ruth Ryan Rónda Sabrina Sadie Sally Salvador Sam Samantá Samuel Sandra Sandy Sara Sarah Scott Sean Sergio Seth Sidney Silvia Sonia Sonja Sonya Sopûa Sopûe Stacey Stacy Stanley Stella Stepánie Stepén Steve Steven Sue Susan Susie Suzanne Sylvia Sáne Sánnon Sári Sáron Sáwn Sáwna Séila Sélia Sélley Sélly Séri Sérri Sérry Séryl Sûrley Tabitá Tamara Tami Tammy Tanya Tara Tasá Ted Teresa Teri Terrance Terrence Terri Terry Tiffany Tim Timothy Tina Todd Tom Tommy Toni Tony Tonya Tracey Traci Tracy Travis Tricia Troy Tyler Tyrone Télma Téodore Téresa Tómas Valerie Vanessa Velma Vera Verna Vernon Veronica Vicki Vickie Vicky Victor Victoria Vincent Viola Violet Virgil Virginia Vivian Wade Wallace Walter Wanda Warren Wayne Wendy Wesley Willard William Willie Wilma Winifred Wûtney Yolanda Yvette Yvonne Zacáry Ánnah Árold Árriet Árry Árvey Áttie Ázel Éatér Éctor Éidi Élen Énrietta Énry Érbert Érman Ólly Ópe Óward Úgh Ûlda

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꒰♡꒱ —  PET NAMES MASTERLIST .

under the cut, you’ll find a total of 578 name ideas for furry friends sorted in alphabetical order!!   if you find this post useful, please consider giving it a like / reblog so i know ♡♡

abby, ace, angel, annie, allie, angus, apollo, aries, athena, autumn, avery, alvin, amour, aspen, archie, artie, ava, alice, alpha, aslan, almond, alfie, axel, appricot

baby, bailey, basil, bella, bean, bandit, betty, birdie, betsy, bear, beau, bonnie, blossom, biscuit, blue, bo, boomer, brownie, bingo, bambi, bacon, billie, bubbles, bitsy, boots, bb, buddy, buster, bowser, barbie

candy, callie, chanel, chloe, cinnamon, cleo, coco, cricket, captain, cash, champ, chunky, chancey, charlie, chester, chico, chief, cooper, chipper, cookie, campbell, clove/r, coffee, coconut

daisy, dakota, delia, diamond, dixie, dolly, duchess, dane, dexter, diego, diesel, dodge/r, duke, dexter, darcey, dawn, dainty, dora, dizzy, decker, dallas, dagwood, dew, drusilla

eden, ella, ellie, emmy, eddie, elmer, eli, emmett, echo, elvis, eva, enid, eiffel, easter, elfa, edsel, evita, elzie

fiona, foxy, fern, fanny, finn, flash, frankie, fritz, fairy, fang, fancy, ferris, fey, flo, fluffy, fly, fudge, fuzzball, finch, foster, figo, fidget, frodo, flick, frieza

gaia, gumball, gumdrop, goldie, griffin, gus, georgie, gordon, garfield, glitter, gollum, goose, grover, gremlin, gem, gidget, goober, grumpy, gulliver

ham, harry, hope, hickory, harley, henry, hazel, holly, happy, hunter, hopscotch, hershey, harvey, honey, honeybee, hilda, hutch, hyde, hugo, hiccup, hawthorne, hades

icy, indie, itchy, isla, itsy bitsy, izzy, ivory, indigo, iggy, izzy, ike, ima, inigo, ira, isabella, iman

jabba, jade, jax, jj, jiffy, joey, july, juniper, june, juno, jackson, jagger, jasmine, jedi, jellybean, jack jack, jubilee, jonesy, jimbo, jock, jenkins, jinkies, jazz, janie, jaws, jennie, jiggly puff, jiggles, jodie

king, kai, kaijo, kermit, karma, krabby, kraken, kylo, koko, kali, kash, kane, kenny, kiddo, kimmy, kip, kisses, kit kat, kitty, kiwi, klaus, kleo, koda, kona, kylie, kooper, kimbo

luna, lola, lily, lady, lucky, lovey, loki, linus, lilo, lightning, leapfrog, lemon, lemondrop, lacy, luigi, lavender, lilac, leia, levi, lenny, lewis, libby, little, link, little foot, leftie, lulu, lurk, lydia, lynx, lars, lovebug

m&m, mabel, macaroni, macy, mae, midge, milo, midnight, marshmallow, maisie, mischief, mocha, monster, monty, munchkin, muppet, magenta, magoo, magic, maggie, malibu, maxwell, maximus, max, meeko, melody, mellow, mickey, millie, mimi, minnie, mint, missy, moon, moxie, muffy, muffin, mystic

nana, nanette, nanny, nani, newbury, natwick, nico, noah, nixon, nymph, nyx, nacho, nacia, nibbles, niche, noisy, nessie, nugget, napoleon, nanook, nutella, nellie, neon, neptune, nightmare

oatmeal, ozzy, octavia, october, oddball, olive, oreo, oscar, odie, olaf, oasis, oceana, o’hara, oakley, odessa, odin, ollie, olympia, omega, onyx, otis

panda, pumpkin, pops, popcorn, patches, prince, princess, precious, pepper, paige, pongo, poppy, penny, prudence, polly, priscilla, prancer, paris, pooh, peanut, potato, piggy, peppermint, pancake

ralph, ribbit, riley, rio, raphael, rebel, rex, roo, river, rocket, rosie, ruby, rey, ranger, raven, razzle, red, reese, retro, rhino, rigsby, ringo, rizzo, rocky, rogue, rolo, romeo, ross, roxie, ruckus

spencer, spyro, sadie, sage, sabrina, sugar, scout, sass, sky, sunny, sally, storm, stevie, sammie, scarlet, snickers, sweetie, snow/y, snoop/y, suzy, sookie, sapphire, sushi, sedona, skittles, sparkle/s, sweetpea, skipper, spot, sterling, sox, scar, scottie, scooby, sprocket

tinkerbell, tank, tango, tigger, teddy, taz, turner, toto, tess, topaz, tulip, tomika, tycoon, toki, trinket, tootsie, tarzan, trouble, twiggy, tetra, tia, thunder, thor, thumper, titan, toby, twinkle, twizzler

ursula, unit, urian, ulana, unix, utopia, urmina, unique, ultra, ufo

vesper, velvet, vanilla, valentine, vito, victory, voodoo, vallisa, vallie, valino, vanessa, vandooh, van goh, vega, vee, varro

wolfe, wolfie, wagner, whiskers, wendy, willie, worm, winnie, waldo, woody, warlock, wildfire

x-tray, xandor, xampus, xandrana, xandy, xanta, xara, xena, xera, xisco, xylo

yzma, yoda, yaki, yahoo, yogi, yeti, yenga, yumi, yello, yamana, yeska

zeus, zombie, zara, zoe/y, ziggy, zeke, zelda, zero, zola, zane, zorro, zia, zazu, zip/per, zella, zsa zsa, zadie, zoro, zorra, zephyr

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March 8, 2021: The Thief of Bagdad (1940) (Part One)

ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS

Aladdin is actually the first film I ever saw in theaters, according to my Mom, and I do adore this movie. In case you’re wondering, I thought the remake was...OK. Not great, not terrible, but...not bad, y’know? But yeah, I love this movie, even if it’s not exactly the most accurate to the original story of Aladdin presented in The Book of One Thousand and One Nights.

Interestingly enough, though, this movie instead takes from a much more recent, much newer source for a lot of its inspiration. And this is going to begin a chronologically-ordered foray into cinematic fantasy. So, back to 1940, in a time period where fantasy films began to explode in popularity, thanks to one film that came one year before.

Yup. The Wizard of Oz, considered one of the greatest films of all time, is still a classic that holds up today, as well as being arguably the most high-profile fantasy film in all of film history.  But a year later, Hungarian-British film director Alexander Korda came out with an often-forgotten film: The Thief of Bagdad. Which was ACTUALLY a remake of a silent film from 1924!

But I’m going with the 1940 British film instead! And honestly, I’m excited enough to just get started here! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

Recap (1/2)

Before I get into all of this, I think I need to say this at the jump: this is a film from 1940. Most of the main actors are White. Yeah. Duh. Not ALL of the are, but the two love interests definitely are, alongside the villain. And NONE of the actors are from the region that the film takes place in, except for possibly the extras. So, yeah, thought I should bring that up before anything else. ANYWAY

A ship pulls into port somewhere in ancient Arabia, and before we start here...I can’t even SLIGHTLY comment on the authenticity of this film, costume wise. But in the meantime, I can at least enjoy the color of this film, which are beautifully bright and technicolor.

A mysterious man has come into port, seeking a sleeping princess and a blind beggar. I won’t say the name of the traveler yet, as I don’t know it from the film itself as of yet. He and a young woman named Halima (Mary Morris) go into town to find the blind man, named Ahmad (John Justin).

Speaking for the mysterious traveler, Halima invites Ahmad to a palace, alongside his trusty dog, Abu (a good boy). At said palace, a princess is afflicted with a ceaseless sleep. The man would appear to be an advisor of some kind, and also does not know how to end her sleep. She is apparently in love with the blind beggar.

Said blind beggar is being attended to by many maidens, and to them (and the advisor), he tells a story of his dog’s past life, a street thief also named Abu (Sabu), who’s stealing food, pursued by a group of angry salesman and citizens. He parkours away from them all, keeping one jump ahead of the bread line.

There will be MANY Disney puns, I’m warning you now.

From a rooftop, he sees the young Sultan of the kingdom, Ahmad’s past life, named...Ahmad. He is accompanied by his Grand Vizier: Jaffar (Conrad Veidt). Yup. Really. Also, he’s the same guy playing the advisor from earlier, meaning that this is also HIS past life. Neat!

Like a Vizier do, Jaffar whispers in Ahmad’s ear, trying to get him to do less-than-great things in order to show his power. Ahmad, however, is a kind man, who wishes to show such kindness to his citizens. He goes into the city that night, with Jaffar’s encouragement, in order to discover more about his people. He begins this by listening to a sermon, prophesying that the tyrant Ahmad will fall to Allah’s will. Awkward.

Not that it’s about to matter, since Jaffar tells his men to arrest Ahmad, as he’s now dressed as a citizen, and to claim that he’s a madman if he claims to be the Sultan. It works, and Jaffar is crowned Sultan as Ahmad is thrown in prison. It’s there that Ahmad meets Abu, who’s also been arrested. A madman and a thief.

The two plot to escape from the jail, and Ahmad learns that he’s presumed dead by the populus. After Ahmad realizes that Ahmad’s not mad, but the actual Sultan, they decide to flee to the kingdom of Basra by travelling down the river for three days. Time for a cruise!

We skip ahead quickly to the glorious city of Basra, which is...impressive. It’s genuinely gorgeous, and it was filmed in...THIS ENTIRE THING IS A SET? HOLY SHIT!!! That is legit impressive, goddamn. In Basra, Abu trains Ahmad in the way of subtle thievery and trickery, and they learn of the Sultan of Basra, who has the world’s largest collection of toys, like a proper nerd. He guards his toys more carefully...than he guards his daughter. Well, OK!

Speaking of the Sultan’s Daughter, a commotion clears the marketplace in order to clear a way for a procession, at the center of which is the beautiful Sultan’s daughter, Jasmine. No, not really. But considering that she’s only credited as The Princess (June Duprez)...I’ll be referring to her as Jade.

Attended to by Harlem Renaissance legend...the Singer (Adelaide Hall, who is one of the big figures from the early days of jazz), Jade would appear to be a somewhat bored young women, disaffected by her upper-class life. So, yeah, Jasmine. And Ahmad is, of course, wildly in love with her at first sight.

Ahmad has to see her again, and when Abu notes that they have tickets on a ship helmed by Sinbad the Sailor (trying to set up a 1001 Nights Cinematic Universe, nice), Ahmad insists that he has to see Jade again. Abu agrees, and helps him get into the palace garden.

There, he pretends to be a genie in a pond, using reflections while he hides in a tree. She falls for it (somehow), and he just simps all over her. She notes that she’s come to the pond to bathe, and he notes that he’s paid good money for his OnlyFans subscription, and wants some of that sweet, sweet bathwater. Which sounds like a semi-topical humorous exaggeration, but is BASICALLY THE TRUTH I SWEAR

He reveals himself to be a real live simp, and she responds by IMMEDIATELY kissing him. Goddamn, they’re fuckin’ perfect for each other. They agree, but her father will not be pleased. Still, they pledge to see each other again. Which pisses off Abu, because now he can’t go on that trip and set up this film franchise. He agrees to stay with Ahmad to help him get Jade.

Which is gonna be WAY goddamn harder, since Basra has a new visitor in the form of the usurper, Jaffar. He’s come to meet with the Sultan of Basra (Miles Malleson), a man who is absolutely obsessed with toys, big ol’ nerd that he is. Which, again, is SUPER used in Aladdin. To win over the Sultan’s favor, Jaffar brings in a mechanical horse. And that horse can FUCKING FLY WHAT THE SHIT

And this is when the GF (she says hello) informs me that this is ANOTHER REFERENCE to One Thousand and One Nights! Apparently, there’s a flying mechanical horse called the Ebony Horse, given to a King! It really IS a 1001CU! But back to the original story, and the Sultan WANTS the goddamn horse. In exchange, Jaffar wants only one thing: his daughter. And he immediately agrees.

She ain’t havin’ that shit, and she tells one of her handmaidens to find Ahmad in the garden, and tell him to meet her in Samarkand (another reference!), where she flees to avoid the forced wedding to Jaffar. However, that message doesn’t get to Ahmad soon enough, and he’s arrested in the garden by the palace guards, along with Ahmad.

Overjoyed to finally be able to stab the EVER-LOVING FUCK out of Jaffar, he tries to tell the truth to the Sultan. However, Jaffar uses his magic to...make Ahmad blind. Abu tries to tell the truth instead, only to be...turned into a dog. Wait...it’s not past lives? THEY’RE LITERALLY THE PRINCE AND ABU? Abu is a FUCKING DOG? Damn.

Back in the present day, Ahmad finishes his story, where the maidens tell him of Jade’s fate: she was caught by slave traders and brought back to Basra, where she quickly fell into a trance that she hasn’t awakened from. Although, she apparently still talks in her sleep about the Genie of the Pool.

They take him to see her, and she IMMEDIATELY wakes the fuck up! The two embrace, reunited at last, only for that reunion to be interrupted by Halima, sent by Jaffar to “end the masquerade”. That can’t be good. She takes Ahmad away under false pretenses, and she’s told that she can cure his lost sight by seeing a doctor. Ahmad leaves Abu with her, for protection.

However, this whole thing was just to get Ahmad to wake Jade up, so they could kidnap her and put her on a ship back to Basra. He throws Abu overboard (MOTHERFU-), and goes to speak with the Princess. As she notes that she was roised a cure to Ahmad’s blindness, he claims that the second the two of them embrace, Ahmad will see again. Damn...dude really wants a hug, huh?

AND IT WORKS! Not only is Ahmad able to see again, but Abu is a human again, as both of their curses are broken by a fucking hug. Um...somebody hug this man. Goddamn. The Hays Code is STRONG with this one, holy shit. And it’s ESPECIALLY weird, because Jaffar literally admits that he could MAKE her love him, but wants her true love instead. Um...fuckin’ YIKES, buddy.

As she runs away, he pursues her outside, and they look out to see that they’re being followed in a boat by Ahmad and Abu. And then Jaffar pulls an Elmer Fudd, and goes “NOWTH WINS BWOW”, and summons a storm after the two on the sea.

GREAT place to pause, I think! See you soon, in Part Two!

[bioshockcats]

Incorrect Bioshock Quotes

Hector: you think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well you can-

--

Cohen: Heey~

Hector: go fuck yourself

Cohen: only if you watch me~

Cobb: -oh my gosh! Welcome to Fort Frolic!! You're going to love it here!!

Hector: I lost the ability to love years ago.

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Hector: who ever left the fuckin-... Avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it because I have the worse hangover right now

Cobb: why would you drink on a work night?

Hector: I'm hungover from this morning dumbass!

Martin: isn't that my lunch?

Hector: you know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam!! AAHHHHHH!!!

--

Hector: Kyle! That clingy rich asshole is on the phone, says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Sound a little DTF-y.

Kyle: oh god dammit it was one time! And if I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the surface....

Martin:.... You what?

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Cohen: you know what happens when I get lonely Kyle.

Kyle, whispering: oh god fucking dammit....

Cohen: when I'm lonely I become hungry and when I become hungry I want to choke on that d**k of yours. **** Your **** and lick off all of your *** before taking out **** and ***** with more teeth until you screaming ******* like a fucking baby!-

Kyle: *hanging up the phone*

--

Hector, drunk: Cobb!! There's two of you... *Snorts*

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Fontaine: Hey son! Why didn't you mow the damn lawn!

Jack: oh, I dunno maybe because I don't give a fuck-!

Fontaine: that's my boy.

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Fontaine: I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged. So Brigid if you're out there.

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Diane: I always like to spank my dough... Who's your daddy?

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Elizabeth: hey fontaine-

Atlas: what- fuck-

Elizabeth: yep! I knew it! I knew you were Fontaine -

Atlas: no no it's not what you think. It sounded like you said Atlas! It just sounded-

Elizabeth: Fontaine-

Atlas: what?! GODDAMMI-

Elizabeth: hey-!

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Fontaine: I claim this house mine!

Ryan: uh no, I live here.

Fontaine: tssssk oh I already called the guys....

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Tenenbaum: let me see what you have?!

Little Jack: a knife!

Tenenbaum: no-!

Suchong: my god why does he have a knife.

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Cobb: Ayo how much money do you have?

Hector: like 69 cents.

Cobb: oh- y'know what that means.

Hector: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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Comstock: I mean four female ghost busters ? The feminist are taking over (I'm an adult virgin).

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Cobb: bro I had a dream we fucked.

Martin: bro it's just a dream.

Cobb: I'm not gay I wouldn't fuck you.

Martin: you wouldn't ?

Cobb: well I mean unless you want to?

--

Atlas: I saw you hanging out with Ryan yesterday!

Suchong: Atlas- atlas ! It's not what you think!

Atlas: I won't hesitate bitch!

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Tenenbaum: there is one thing worse than a splicer- boom-

Suchong: a child.

Tenenbaum: No-

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Elizabeth: you ready to fucking die?!

Fitzroy: ah-! I'm a bad bitch you can't killl me !

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Kyle: I'm nuts about these nuts, but I'm also nuts about my close good friends.

Hector, Martin and Cobb sitting around Kyle

Kyle: my close good friends.

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Father Wales: slow down, grab your Bible, pray like you're trying to make your so revival. Praise the Lord.

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Booker, to Hector: let's get white girl wasteeeedddddd.

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Steinman: everyone saying they don't want Ebola and I'm just sitting like a bowl of what? Soup?

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Culpepper: he doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now you're gone.

Jasmine: I'm gone!

Culpepper: now go chop his dick off!

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Langford: Bill look it's the good kush.

McDonagh: this is the dollar store how good can it be?

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Little sister: Jack! Is that a weed?!

Jack: what? No it's a crayon-

Little sister: I'm calling the police!

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Fontaine and Tenenbaum having a fight at Mercury Suites.

Paparazzi, into the audio diary: oh my god they were roommates.

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Little Jack: sleep?! I dunno about sleep! It's summer time!

Tenenbaum: you better go to bed!

Little Jack: oh she caught me-

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Ryan: hey babe, happy one year.

Diane: I'm twenty seven

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Booker: two shots of vodka *pouring the entire bottle*

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Father Wales: I want a church girl who goes to church... AND READ HER BIBLLEEEEE

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Fink: can I get one large dark roast

Fitzroy: boy you no good ugly ass piece of shit Dave Mathews lookin' mother fucker!

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Cohen: teehee hee ha ha ha-! Ryan~!

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Gil: is there anything better than pussy? Yes! A really good book!

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Tenenbaum, approaching the little sister.

Little sisters: Mommy?

Tenenbaum: do I look like-

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Poole: oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage.

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Ryan: did you hang out with Fontaine last night?

Diane: y'know yeah I did.

Ryan: ohhh I love Fontaine.

Diane: you hate Fontaine.

Ryan: yeah no shit honey!!

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Father Wales: guys get out of the way!!! It's the Lord!!!!!

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Jack: Elmer's glue! Strong enough to hold anything together except for my deteriorating relationship with my father! Nothing can hold that together !

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Cohen: I'm so sick of all these haters. Like started from the bottom now we're here

Culpepper: you have no haters, like nobody knows you.

Cohen: you're a hater!!!

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Langford: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "is this vegan? Because I'm vegan."

[evergreenfern]

↠  Following the female names, here is my second list for your sims  ❀

Right here under the cut⤵ 

↠ A

Abraham

Achilles

Adair

Adam

Adrien

Aiden

Alder

Alfie

Alfred

Alistair

Alphonse

Amber

Ambroise

Ambrose

Amos

Anthony

Anton

Arbor

Archie

Arlie

Arnaud

Arthur

Artie

Ash

Aspen

August

Aurelian

Austen

↠ B

Basil

Bastien

Bear

Beck

Benjamin

Benoît

Benton

Bern

Bernadin

Bernard

Bernier

Bernon

Berthelot

↠ C

Caleb

Cassian

Cedrick

Charles

Charlie

Charlot

Clarence

Clove

Clovis

Clément

Constant

Corentin

Corneille

Cornelius

Curtis

Cyprien

Cyrian

Cyrille

↠ D

Daniel

Darcy

Darell

David

Delmore

Denver

Desmond

Dexter

Donovan

Dylan

↠ E

Earl

Edgar

Edison

Edmund

Edouard

Edric

Edwin

Elijah

Elliot

Elm

Elmer

Elowen

Elton

Emerson

Emmet

Emory

Enoch

Ernest

Ethan

Ethelbert

Eugène

Eustache

Evan

Evander

Evrard

Ezra

Éli

Étienne

Ézéchiel

↠ F

Fabien

Fabrice

Fawn

Fern

Finch

Finn

Finnegan

Flavien

Florentin

Forest

Forêt

Fox

François

Félix

↠ G

Gable

Gale

Garson

Gaston

George

Gervais

Gideon

Graham

Grégoire

Guilbert

Guillaume

↠ H

Hadrien

Harrison

Harry

Harvey

Hawthorn

Haze

Henri

Hiram

Holden

Horace

Hubert

Hudson

Hébert

↠ I

Ignace

Indigo

Izzy

↠ J

James

Janvier

Jasmin

Jasper

Javert

Jean

Joachim

Josuah

Joël

Jude

Jules

Julien

Jérôme

↠ K

Keaton

Kieron

↠ L

Lancelot

Landry

Langdon

Lark

Larry

Lars

Laurent

Lewis

Linden

Linnelio

Louis

Lowell

Léandre

Léo

Léon

Léonard

↠ M

Mael

Maple

Marcelin

Marcellus

Marlin

Mason

Mathis

Maurice

Melvin

Merle

Milton

Mordikai

Morgan

↠ N

Nathanaël

Nazaire

Neville

Niven

Noah

Nolan

↠ O

Octave

Octavius

Odell

Odyss

Olivier

Orion

Orson

Orville

Oscar

Owen

↠ P

Percival

Percy

Peverell

Philbert

Philemon

Philibert

Phoenix

Pierre

Preston

↠ Q

Quill

Quintil

Quintin

↠ R

Rain

Renaud

Riley

River

Romain

Rowan

Russell

Rémi

↠ S

Sabien

Sacha

Sage

Silvestre

Sébastien

↠ T

Talon

Tarot

Terrance

Thierry

Thomas

Théodore

Timothée

Tracy

Travis

↠ U

Ulysse

↠ V

Valentin

Valerian

Verion

Victor

Vincent

↠ W

Wallace

Warren

West

Wilem

Wilfred

William

Wilmer

Winston

Wolf

Wolstan

Wren

↠ Z

Zéphir

Zéphirin

[stitchwraith-stingers]

I would like to hear a FOP (or ANW) headcanon for any of your favorite female characters. Smiles

I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED.................. HNGHGNGGHNGHNGHNG UNLEASHES A PACK OF DOGS ON YOU (LOVENGLY)

trixie tang

her family is kinda confusing??? shes adopted, but then her father remarried so her step brothers are chad n tad but then he got divorced AGAIN and kept the twins custody

her father also implanted the idea of "everyone should give you attention because umm money i guess" whomp whomp

i imagine if she got out of her shell more and was like, ur typical kid shed be kinda snarky n cheeky.... elbowing u and jokenly insulting you type of deal

the zone outer... shes just like me where after 20 min of class shed just spontaiously start to not pay attention and forget... idk how to explain it like when everything just feels so light that thing

by the time middle school rolled around she started to slightly blend in more w the crowd cuz no one rlly cared much for the idea of popular kids that much, started to rebel against her father while doing that (intentionally picking less fashionable clothing when going outside by herself etc)

she still likes fashion though, its just a VERY minor interest

probably has a obscure webcomic with a patreon chloe carmicheal

she gives me horse girl vibes, if you show her mlp she will completely loose her shit

the lonley-er....... ppl found her kinda werid cuz of the fact she stayed at the top of her classes and so they just kinda speak to her weridly (<- projecting cuz this is somewhat happening to me idk whats their problem either)

has a horrible habit of impulse buying random nicknacks if let loose cuz she hasnt rlly thought about it

probably becomes rlly close friends w kevin!!!!! aj and chester look at her from afar like small ktitens being introducted to a whole home and looking all puffed up, sanjay and elmer are indifferent lmao

im going to be so honest chef she is probably going down a rlly happy jolly girl -> completely deranged and lost it if shes still staying w her helicopter parents

chronic liar for useless information, she can already do anything (litterly) so its like, why not, but also because if she shows she fucked up its like the world is ending next tuesday

probably watches a bunch of random movies

hazel wells

slaps roof of car this kid could hold so much anxiety and stress inside her

she has SLEEP PROBLEMS!!!! and probably has alot of nightmares... TERRIFYING!!!!

she just happens to know how to play the drums

she HATES strong smells, and is extremely sensitive to onion

hates eye contact..... dont stare at her like that

her main stim is rocking back and fourth, she could be doing is mindlessly in class and the kid in the back would constantly tell her to stop doing that, shes trying to stop doing it buttt its not working out too well for her

she also really likes those tangle stim toys....

i went more indepth abt her autistic traits here

the crane wives liker

therian!!!!!!! jackalope!!!!!!!!!

transgirl, her fathers a transman... twinning

idk where to put this but arospec lesbian cuz im also one yay

she can barely cook on her own, like yeah fries and noodles are just fine but pancakes and bacon are notttt going to go well

she has the most bizzare turn of hyperfixations, and its mostly of things ppl dont tihnk about, like one day she could wake up and go "hm yknow i saw a really cool chair the other day at walmart" and completely spiral

she NEEDS to let her emotions out!!!!! she bottles them up like she could be so pissed at someone and still just smile at them and go yep bye untill a certain point, she should punch a wall and scream i think, i would let her

she lived next to a mine back in the day and antony just showed her around n it all went downhill from there

yk the way ppl would bully autistic kids before they knew it like they went in such a specific way, that thing happened to her so she didnt really have friends, she and jasmine just clicked and were like "huh werid that never happened before" neurodivergent to neurodivergent communication

jasmine tran

i have a whole post for this thing so

INATTENTIVE ADHD!!!!! UNDIAGNOSED!!!!!!!EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION AND REJECTION SENSITIVE DYSPHORIA AND ATTENTION SPAN HELL

i also have the same thing going on so ik this is ooc but shes always slightly insecure abt showing what she likes, but she still does it anyway so its like an oxymoron...... if that makes sense

she also has just rlly bad memory in general, like the planets of the solar system, dont get her started on math

stays up wayy late at night so occasonally you will see her sleep in class

LOVES EYECONTACT!!!!!!!!!! SHE CANT SMILE WELL BUT SHE WILL DO IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT IF U TELL HER SHES SCARY SHE IS GOING TO HIDE IN HER ROOM FOR THE NEXT 6 DAYS

grew up with a family who loved to playfully make fun of eachother often but she just couldnt tell

was THIS close to being assigned a fairy untill fearless which was like the catalyst on why shed have one and then they dropped her case, however life can be dream and i still gave her one anyway

BITER! BITER! BITER! so much chewlery, and shes so used to this that when her grandma packed her lunches with metal cutlery instead she STILL has bitten the handle expencting it to be wooden but ends up shocking her teeth in the end, she also does it out of stress but thats not as common anymore

also has pica but i already made an indepth post abt it replying to you so

popular on pinterest, makes moodboard requests on tumblr

xenofiction liker, rip jasmine u wouldve loved selling neon wolf adopts for 10 points on deviantart

on that note, i know damn well she'd have the warrior cats art style, thats her one thing like the moment winn recognised the characters she turned tothem with a stone sfx you know the one, her fave characters r sorreltail n mothwing btw if u even care, she has secrelty made every kid at school she knows a character based off them in a story shes brainstorming

angela wells

had a godparent read my lore boy

had SUCH a hard time with depression and anxiety during her early kid years, she was such a wreck, and got better as she got into teenhood dw (unless you count the time she got postpartum depression)

also had codependancy problems regarding godparent mentioned above, hazel gets those from her whoops

is def ace but it hasnt rlly set in for her yet yk, like she knows abt how different she feels but shes just like meh whatever . shes 45

didnt have a bad relationship w her family, just didnt like to share her feelings w her family, which is what shes trying to not do

i think this was specified in canon? but she does notttt really know how kids work psychologically speaking... she read psychology books for older people when she was strating to recover slowly and bc she was like 13 she was like wow im so mature with how im handling this and might be accidently handling hazel the same treatment, but also bc she didnt rlly go in the field of specifically childrens psychology, she doesnt do it out of malicious intent it could just probably backfire on you in 5 years if that makes sense

probably also autistic . looks away

[baronafanas002]

I re-watched spacejam (1997).

Omg... I didn’t seen this movie like in ages... Did it aged? Yes it did. The cgi is old you can tell by the effects. Seeing this back makes me believe that i liked the animation so much more as i was a kid. I was in kindergarden back when the movie came out. I believe me and my sister had alot looney tunes stuff at that time. I guess backpacks and official spacejam sneakers.

Ok about the movie. Wait a minute... Ivan Reitman was on this?? Wow i never knew i...

Cast: Michael  jorden as himself, stan played by wayne knight,bill murray as himself, larry bird as himself, thom barry as michael’s father, Michael’s kids: manner washington is jeffrey jordan, eric gordon as marcus jordan and penny bae bridges as jasmine jordan,...

For the cartooncast: bugs bunny and elmer fudd played by billy west, dee bradley baker as daffy duck, danny devito as mister swackhammer,...

Afther Michael his basketball carriere he starts to play baseball. But Michael doesn’t seem to be very good at it... Meanwhile on another planet: swackhammer is worried his amusement park moron mountain loses visitors because the park is boring. He needs a new attraction at his park to become populair again. Afther seeing the looney tunes on tv he wants them on his planet as entertaiment. He sends the nerdlucks to earth, they are very tiny and have annoying voices, to earth to visit WB world to find the tunes. Bugs and his palls make fun of them because they are small and weak. Bugs asks them to play a game of basketball. The nerdlucks don’t know what that is so they are going to a real NBA game and steal some players their talent. They call themselfs the monstars. Bugs aks the help of michael, who is playing golf with bill murray, by kidnapping him in front of his game leaving the rest amazed of what just happend. Michael wants to help the tunes out. So they start their own team: tunesquad. 

If you love the looney tunes,basket, bill murray or what so ever you are going to like this. I remember liking this movie alot when i was a kid. I even think classmates had seen this movie. It was one of the big movies of 1997. Even tho 50/50 like and don’t like it. It has a good soundtrack too. And there was one line that made me scream said by danny devito’s swackhammer: ‘ ho ho, i didn’t knew dan aykroyd was in this picture?’. Trust me i slammed a box of cookies in the air and laughed for 5 minutes straight.

My score 7′5/10. It’s a classic. Made for marketing i guess but whatever i like it. And no we don’t need a second one in my opinion.

[hollywoodhangar]

Shipping interview!

Multi, single, or fewship?

Multi-ship. Had a bad experience with single-shipping before and am really prickly about the idea of doing it again, especially with my own splotchy activity levels. That wouldn’t be fair to the other party.

What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

Given I’d be comfortable with my roleplay partner, I’m willing to do a lot! However, I will never roleplay any form of non-con, hateship or cheating, though. That makes me exceedingly uncomfortable and my foot is down on it.

How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

Concerning how vastly all over the place the ages of my muses are here, I feel more comfortable saying only muses who are 21+ are allowed for romance. For my teenage muses, strictly those in their age range. I don’t ship kids [ single digits ] unless it’s some really sweet lovers-who-are-reincarnated-and-find-one-another-and-remember-the-other-right-off-the-bat plot, then that’d be pretty cute. 

Are you selective when shipping?

Very. I don’t ship often at all and am honestly surprised I actually have two going at the moment [ with Vaggie & Lizzie! ]! Hell, my Jessica Rabbit has been on Tumblr 3 years now and she doesn’t have a confirmed relationship with anyone outside of flirting [ although now she has a lovely slowburn happening .. after being on tumblr for a long ass time DKFGK ]! In truth, I’m.. very difficult to ship with lol. I don’t ship easy or right-off-the bat, I like personal history building up first, and again given my shoddy activity that means a lotta long hauling would be happening before a spark even ignites, I think. Friendships and families are far easier to obtain with me as I love those so damned deeply. Crushes can be cute, too. 

How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

When hands start slippin’ under the clothes!

Does one have to ask to ship with you?

Yes. It can’t be sprung up on me or I will likely have a full on anxiety attack LMAO. I’ve had muns try to force ships on me before and it just totally killed my interest for a good while! Crushes are absolutely fine and so is flirting, but if we’re going to ship I’d like us to have some communication going on. i still dont know how shipping works on tumblr and i’ve been here since 2017.

How often do you like to ship?

Honestly with my activity, not often at all. I love romance, I really do - I’m a hopeless romantic and I get so obsessed with going the full thousand yards with ships, but I have a complicated history with the whole deal. 10+ years of roleplaying can do that to you [ and so can having attractive muses. weird how that is, huh? ]! Having ships can make me feel incredibly guilty because my god, when will I be here next? I’m depriving that other muse their love and I’m also depriving my own muse as well. I don’t like to just up and vanish on my partner and leave a relationship waiting in the wings unless we have an off-site communication going on and still chatter about them in private, or even write them in private! And heaven knows I’m just now deciding to attempt being active on Discord again after my social anxiety wrecked me over a year ago DSKFGK. I’m not the easiest person to conversate with, I have no idea how to people. tl;dr: I don’t want the other mun to have to put up with my lack of contact or activity levels, so I prefer to not ship all too often, despite how yearn-y for romance some of my muses can be and how much they may whine about wanting to be luv’d. Just swat ‘em with a broom.

What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

Hoo boy. Disney: Ariel&Jasmine. Ariel&Moana. Jessica&Captain Amelia. Jessica&Helga Sinclair. The Sultan&Genie. Non-Disney: Vaggie&Charlie. Amalthea&Molly Grue. Jessica&Roger. Jessica&Widowmaker. Seras&Integra. Blue Diamond&Yellow Diamond. Liz&DTK. Mey-Rin&Ran Mao [ because these recent chapters have made me go :eyes: ]. Wednesday&Lydia Deetz. Roleplay wise: Elizabeth&Ciel [ because L’s Ciel treats her so much better than canon’s SDFGKSG ]. Elmer Fudd&Bugs Bunny. Malaria&Grim. Jessica&Honey Bunny. Jessica&Betty. My own personal creations for story: Claudia&Undertaker.

Tagged by: STOLEN FROM TICK. Tagging: TAKE IT.

[alicat-gotyourtongue]

Well, now I gotta know about YOUR favourite childhood costume! If it was the Jasmine one, then your favourite adulthood costume!

Ooo I’ve had many favorites, I tend to gravitate toward inanimate objects (and I usually make my own costumes), so I’ve been a birthday present, a pumpkin spiced latte, a bottle of Elmer’s glue, etc.

The one I spent the most time on, however, was for my wedding reception costume (yes, we had a Halloween themed, costume party reception). I was The Bride of Frankenstein and it took FOREVER to make that wig. Lots of 2 liter bottles were harmed in the making of that wig.

Favorite overall, though, was the Mona Lisa (which I did not make, but enjoyed nonetheless):