#Jamie's chitchat

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good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine

bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice

[sim-ply-the-best]

I see the angels, I'll lead them to your door There's no escape now, no mercy no more No remorse 'cause I still remember The smile when you tore me apart

my current dnd character, Dezideriu, freed by and now bound to an angel and slowly figuring out who he is and how to just... live

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

am I a bear??????????

i am definitely gay fat and hairy is that the only prerequesites to be one

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i'm BOOPIN

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spot the difference

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THERES A CENTIPEDE IN MY LAUNDRY BASKET

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LOOK WHAT I GOT

I was browsing vinted for a base doll to maybe take a shot at putting a OOAKD together myself of Innocence (my bg3 durge) and stumbled across an artist whose dolls I immediately fell in love with and I KNEW I had to send a message and ask about custom commissions and, just a month later, here she is! and I am OBSESSED, she is gorgeous 😍💖

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

so sometimes i struggle to remember if I've taken my adhd meds in a morning bc I tend to go back to sleep for a bit after and worry when i wake up again bc then my option is take one and potentially be at double dose (JITTERY) or leave it and potentially be at zero (FOGGY)

and I've tried those day of the week labelled boxes but i never end up refilling the fuckers

then the other week it hit me

before bed, I just turn the pill bottle upside-down

so when I wake up later I can see if I've turned it right side up to take one already or not

IM A FUCKING GENIUS

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

MY FEET HURT

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uhhhh would anybody be interested if I linked my vinted

there's only a handful of stuff up so far, still got ~40 listings to put up, I'm just too tired to finish it rn, but will be putting the rest up over the next couple of days

I'd say "steal my look" but about 80% is non-pastel stuff I never wear anymore lol

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

WHY IS IT SO GODDAMN FUCKING COLD

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sat at my desk, minding my business, eating crackers when I feel a weird tickle on my chest

look down

a moth flies up from out of my pyjama top

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

there have been so many dudes at work have done a u-turn when they come into the loos and see me, only to double back inside when they realise, no, they are in the right place

and on the one hand that's kind of hilarious like yeah bitch stay on ur toes

and also like, nobody has started shit about it, everybody is super chill, I'm just kind of that pink dude at this point

but it does also solidify my choice to keep using the unisex loos in other public places because outside of work I feel there's a much higher chance that I'll have that effect on somebody and get my shit kicked in for it

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

hi yes this is just me enjoying my own face again 😘

I tried out these fake space buns which colour matched surprisingly well and then decided to play with eyeshadow when I got home from work bc I have so many palettes but mostly stick with eyeliner bc have deep-set hooded eyes and don't know how to use eyeshadow without it all getting lost in the crease but I like how this turned out /o/

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

found these from back when the Lego Batman Movie first came out whilst doing some tidying up, figured I’d scan them in before I put them in the recycling for anyone that might like to read them!

Both issues are in this dropbox - they are missing the posters from the centre since they’re both A3 and my scanner is only A4

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had a rainbow sort of day today