#Jamie's chitchat

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine

bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice

[sim-ply-the-best]

I see the angels, I'll lead them to your door There's no escape now, no mercy no more No remorse 'cause I still remember The smile when you tore me apart

my current dnd character, Dezideriu, freed by and now bound to an angel and slowly figuring out who he is and how to just... live

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, in nearly 30 years now as a born and bred brit I have never even once seen "chuffed" used negatively, it is always very pleased - you can tell somebody to "chuff off" which is a much lighter way of saying fuck off (haven't really considered it a swear since I was about 9, so even then it doesn't have that negative a connotation ime)

the only thing I can think of is it being a regional thing (my personal lexicon is mainly yorkshire w some lancashire and wales from my parents) but I've had friends from down south agree w me on it, so I couldn't tell you what specific region it would be 🤔

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

please look at this delightfully derpy felted highland cow i saw at a christmas market

i would die for him

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

am I a bear??????????

i am definitely gay fat and hairy is that the only prerequesites to be one

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

i'm BOOPIN

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

that person is obviously just mad they don't have 50 billion boyfriends

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

spot the difference

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

my dad found a stack of CDs I burnt like a decade ago and I am EXCITED to find out what's on some of these because I didn't write tracks on all of them

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

you know those scenes in shows/films where an addict needs a fix and they're like desperately going back and forth looking under everything?

now, I have no idea how true to life those scenes are

but I think the fact that I'm doing that indicates an unhealthy relationship with my tweezers

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

i made a discord version, if anybody would like that

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

Steal something from my place

Tagged by @artilaz

Tagging @magicalschoolgirl and @vyrridiana bc you're at the top of my activity tabs

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

didn't blow-dry my hair and HOLY CURLS, BATMAN

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

guess who finally saw Wicked

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oh hey they'd get along well with this seller I happen across a while back

we’ve peaked

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

phone is nearly at full power but putting it on power saving mode anyway bc it's the only way to stop email and only email notifications