#Jamie's chitchat

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good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine

bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice

[sim-ply-the-best]

I see the angels, I'll lead them to your door There's no escape now, no mercy no more No remorse 'cause I still remember The smile when you tore me apart

my current dnd character, Dezideriu, freed by and now bound to an angel and slowly figuring out who he is and how to just... live

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, in nearly 30 years now as a born and bred brit I have never even once seen "chuffed" used negatively, it is always very pleased - you can tell somebody to "chuff off" which is a much lighter way of saying fuck off (haven't really considered it a swear since I was about 9, so even then it doesn't have that negative a connotation ime)

the only thing I can think of is it being a regional thing (my personal lexicon is mainly yorkshire w some lancashire and wales from my parents) but I've had friends from down south agree w me on it, so I couldn't tell you what specific region it would be 🤔

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

am I a bear??????????

i am definitely gay fat and hairy is that the only prerequesites to be one

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i'm BOOPIN

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spot the difference

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

that person is obviously just mad they don't have 50 billion boyfriends

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

phone is nearly at full power but putting it on power saving mode anyway bc it's the only way to stop email and only email notifications

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i know it's so much worse for people in the US but it just feels so shitty to just have to.... sit and fucking watch, thousands of miles away, completely fucking powerless as people you care about, people like you talk about how fucked they are and genuinely contemplating suicide

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

THERES A CENTIPEDE IN MY LAUNDRY BASKET

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i made a discord version, if anybody would like that

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

LOOK WHAT I GOT

I was browsing vinted for a base doll to maybe take a shot at putting a OOAKD together myself of Innocence (my bg3 durge) and stumbled across an artist whose dolls I immediately fell in love with and I KNEW I had to send a message and ask about custom commissions and, just a month later, here she is! and I am OBSESSED, she is gorgeous 😍💖

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

sometimes I still get sad about friends things didn't end well with but then I remember I have other friends on this hellsite I've known for over a decade and are still here, so like, obviously I'm not fundamentally unlikeable or an irredeemable fuckup

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

so sometimes i struggle to remember if I've taken my adhd meds in a morning bc I tend to go back to sleep for a bit after and worry when i wake up again bc then my option is take one and potentially be at double dose (JITTERY) or leave it and potentially be at zero (FOGGY)

and I've tried those day of the week labelled boxes but i never end up refilling the fuckers

then the other week it hit me

before bed, I just turn the pill bottle upside-down

so when I wake up later I can see if I've turned it right side up to take one already or not

IM A FUCKING GENIUS

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

oh hey they'd get along well with this seller I happen across a while back

we’ve peaked

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MY FEET HURT