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@jjbirden JJ Birden

It’s all good! But did I say I hate moving! We are still going and not quite done yet!

#movingday @JakeStateFarm @KorieAnne1 @JohnjayVanEs

from Moving Company Pacific Palisades https://twitter.com/jjbirden/status/826181841228935172 from MOVING COMPANY PACIFIC PALISADES http://pacificpalisadesmovingcompany.tumblr.com/post/156606308354

[realjkcallaway]

Top10 #TellYourStoryIn5Words

This Week on @HashtagSkirmish we played #TellYourStoryIn5Words with Special Guest Host Sarah SG @_sprf! We trended #3 in the UK, #1 in Canada, #1 in the US and #1 WorldWide so THANK YOU EVERYONE who played along! Don't forget to subscribe to J.K. Callaway's YouTube Channel! All of @HashtagSkirmish Top10's will be featured as well as other content you won't want to miss! http://www.youtube.com/jkcallaway Also Please make sure you Download and Play Along on the @HashtagRoundup App and Join us July 12th for our next @HashtagSkirmish Game! And Now... Here is Our Top10 for July 5th, 2017's @HashtagSkirmish Game #TellYourStoryIn5Words hosted by Sarah SG @_sprf! 10.

#TellYourStoryIn5Words Old lady with a cat

— Oh So Philly (@phillymoreno) July 5, 2017

9.

#TellYourStoryIn5Words Lather, rinse, repeat, condition, dry.

— Subversive Skwerl (@SkwerlRebellion) July 5, 2017

8.

Misunderstood for the most part #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Jo Keskills (@jokeskills) July 5, 2017

7.

homeless to entrepreneur and homeowner. #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Mela Shea (@MelaShea) July 5, 2017

6.

Can I get extra napkins? #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Dee_emphasize (@dee_emphasize) July 5, 2017

5.

All improvised, all the time. #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Matt DeCample (@DeCample) July 5, 2017

4.

#TellYourStoryIn5Words Finding appreciation for all experiences.

— Just Michelle (@Shellski5) July 5, 2017

3.

Would not recommend. Zero stars. #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Jeff N. (@TheJeffNaslund) July 5, 2017

2.

Appears normal at first glance #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Jo 🌺🌸🌺 (@sunshine2276) July 5, 2017

Before we get to our #1 here are some Honorable Mentions including one from this week's Special Guest host Sarah SG @_sprf!

It's a work in progress #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Sarah SG (@_sprf) July 5, 2017

Born naked, rest is drag. #TellYourStoryIn5Words pic.twitter.com/AElam6J0Wi

— RuPaul (@RuPaul) July 6, 2017

#TellYourStoryIn5Words Wait for Cliff Notes version.

— Alisa D Strickland (@alisadalestrick) July 5, 2017

Boy meets girl, girl leaves #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) July 5, 2017

Helps people while wearing khakis. #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Jake from State Farm (@JakeStateFarm) July 5, 2017

#TellYourStoryIn5Words All you need is frosting! pic.twitter.com/be6AhVD2Hp

— Cinnabon (@Cinnabon) July 5, 2017

I'm a rebel #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Molly Ligon (@mollyligonn) July 5, 2017

Single dad, works hard everyday. #TellYourStoryIn5Words

— Luke, Cool ✋🏼 (@LukeWheeler01) July 5, 2017

Me love cookies. The end. #TellYourStoryin5Words

— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) July 5, 2017

1.

#TellYourStoryIn5Words A diamond in the rough

— AudioVisceral (@VisceralAudio) July 5, 2017

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Jake from State Farm (@JakeStateFarm)

@Serafin10_ No. They're in my #squad. I ❤️ their burgers, chili, and the frosty. In fact, @Wendys sounds good for lunch!

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@jjbirden JJ Birden

It's all good! But did I say I hate moving! We are still going and not quite done yet!

#movingday @JakeStateFarm @KorieAnne1 @JohnjayVanEs

from Moving Company Pacific Palisades https://twitter.com/jjbirden/status/826181841228935172

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EACH & EVERY THURSDAY. WHERE COMEDY MEETS KARAOKE. #HaHaThursdays and this week's headliner is Sleepy Floyd [March 17th] Come celebrate with @TheNameIsTess #JakeStatefarm @eyemgolden @Jumzinc @5ftcutie @trinidancer315 @spotface @alphadesiac @SheenaOMurray @Imstillbigga @Tangymuse #DamianEvering @Parksdeptofpix @RonSpecsPhotography @super_kj_mills @_forevatee @queenjasminda @caffe.con.leche @shaandkel #ReneYanique #TiffanyHallMurray #WendyDerry #DreAnt and their guests for their Birthdays! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Brooklyn's newest favorite Comedy Hot Spot. Hosted by Brooklyn's rising star, @jevonmjohnson Music and Karaoke by @SpadeMusic #HaHaKaraoke and drink specials $7 Cosmopolitans $7 Rum Punch $7 Cocoloso $20 Fishbowls all from 6-9pm COME STRAIGHT FROM WORK! WE'LL SEE YOU AND YOUR GUESTS THERE!!!

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You guys the "Jake from State Farm" commercial is approximately 2 years old and I still crack up every time.

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Jake from State Farm (@JakeStateFarm)

@Serafin10_ @Wendys Not sure about that but if you live in AZ I highly recommend the Strawberry Passionfruit FruitTea Chiller! Stay cool!

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Jake from State Farm (@JakeStateFarm)

@totinos @Wendys @cannole5 @BarbasolShave @steveluvender @Applebees Same.

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Pete Zaroll (@totinos)

@Wendys @JakeStateFarm @BarbasolShave @steveluvender @Applebees WENDY'S IS ON FIIIIIIIRE!! SOMEBODY TURN OFF THE GRILL!!!!

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Jake from State Farm (@JakeStateFarm)

@dythanor @steveluvender @totinos @Wendys @BarbasolShave @Applebees Customers.

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Jake from State Farm (@JakeStateFarm)

@Wendys @totinos @BarbasolShave @steveluvender @Applebees As you can see by our squad, we welcome all shapes and sizes.

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Pete Zaroll (@totinos)

@Wendys @JakeStateFarm @cannole5 @BarbasolShave @steveluvender @Applebees It's the freakin' weekend baby I'm about… https://t.co/e5EP24fBU1

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Madison (@MadisonCawker)

@totinos @Wendys @BarbasolShave @JakeStateFarm @Applebees ZAG!

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Pete Zaroll (@totinos)

Important advancements were made today. #squadgoals @Wendys @BarbasolShave @JakeStateFarm @Applebees https://t.co/R4uxQ1wrLU

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