#Jake on my tiddies where he should be
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sulieykte ¡ 1 year ago
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i made a silly little thing and it’s now going to be my most worn clothing
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astroboots ¡ 2 years ago
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Hi Cici <3 how are you?
I can't wait for Gift of Min part 2 to come out! And when I read that it was going to be 12.5k words??! I lost my mind, this one is going to be WILDDD. Also I just wanted to say congratulations to you and @thirstworldproblemss for finishing Red Flags ✨ it was brilliant, all the way through ����.
But I actually have a little though and I want to see what you think (if you don't mind obviously 🌷). What do you think each of the moon boys would choose? 🍒 Or 🍑?
Ah I'm so glad to hear you're excited for it! I figured it's taken so damn long since I wrote the first part that most must have forgotten about it by now 😂😂 But i've written it in a way so that even if you haven't read part 1, part 2 should hopefully make sense and can be a standalone.
Thank you so much for your kind words on Red Flags!!! I still can't believe I've actually managed to finish it after all this time.
As for your query (I assume? 🍒 is tits? if not please feel free to jump into my inbox and tell me I got my emojis wrong).
Legal disclaimer that I base all these opinions on nothing more than my crazed horny mind and I am more than open to being proved wrong, because I think with each boy there's A LOT of strong arguments for both.
Steven: My vote is for tits for our precious meow meow. Why? Because @guruan-is-not-here once upon a time did THIS sketch and destroyed my brain with it. Of Steven licking tiddies. In turn it made me write a titjob oneshot sitting in my queues draft dedicated to that one sketch, all about titty appreciator Steven.
Marc: Marc-beautiful, in-denial-and-refusing-to-let-himself-have-nice-things-Spector?! I am going to put my vote on tits, because that man deserves to have soft things, and the thought of him head nestled between soft breast and just letting himself have that soft moment as his cock is buried inside of you, as he dips his head down to rest against your collar, mouth laving at your nipple as he presses his cheek up against the softness until he swears he can feel your heartbeat and how it soothes him... yeah I'm gonna say this man is a tits man.
Jake: to quote a popular pop song from years ago... Jake is all about that bass 'bout that ass, no treble. And to state my case, I am quoting my bestie's @thirstworldproblemss WIP that is about the first time Jake gets to fuck your ass.
Fuck, you look so good like this, ass all slick and slippery. Before he even knows what he’s doing, Jake leans forward, spitting onto the curve of your ass above where his thumb is inside you.  You jerk when it lands on your skin, and he likes that. Likes that, even though he’s done it before it always seems to take you by surprise. Likes how it looks on your skin too, shiny and slick as it slides down the crack of your ass to join the rest of the mess he’s smeared there. Likes that when he pushes it into your tight little asshole, it’s one more way that he can be inside you, make you a little bit more his in a way that will linger after he’s no longer with you.
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longsleevelaceration ¡ 2 years ago
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I posted 253 times in 2022
That's 253 more posts than 2021!
26 posts created (10%)
227 posts reblogged (90%)
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I tagged 109 of my posts in 2022
#star trek - 16 posts
#elim garak - 11 posts
#star trek ds9 - 10 posts
#julian bashir - 8 posts
#ds9 - 7 posts
#queer - 6 posts
#garak - 5 posts
#daniel jackson - 5 posts
#star trek: deep space 9 - 5 posts
#stargate sg1 - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 101 characters
#this was my favorite book once upon a time and i think i've grown enough to be able to articulate why
My Top Posts in 2022:
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a ds9 headcanon
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One of the ways I like to think about DS9 is that it's a documentary written and directed by an adult Jake Sisko looking back at the place from a time after the war. The place where he really grew up. It hits the important points and gives a good flavor of life on the station. It paints all of the main characters as flawed but fundamentally compelling, and it lets them show their strengths again and again. Events are constructed from the testimony of the living gathered from interviews and from mission reports and other writing or even security tapes during the years in question, but Jake has to take some liberties since most of this wasn't his own lived experience. He makes good creative choices. And there's some stuff Jake never knew about, some stuff where there isn't enough evidence to figure it out after the fact, so it doesn't make it in to the documentary. And that's okay. Life should be a little mysterious, especially out at the edge of space.
6 notes - Posted October 11, 2022
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put the 'pro' in 'procrastinate
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having an uncomfortable conversation vs. reading a 72000-word post-canon Cardassia fic
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The Ritz-Carlton Ras Al Khaimah, Al Wadi Desert
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this feels like the prompt picture for an essay on colonialism, but my first thought was that it's a neat and somewhat unsettling picture of a pool and I thought @quark-tiddies might like it, cheers
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Relationship, Augmented Julian Bashir, Gentle Garak Summary:
Julian loses a patient and blames himself. Garak listens.
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My #1 post of 2022
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anticapitalistclown ¡ 3 years ago
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Hi! I LOVE YOUR HCs (specifically the one about them tiddies) could I request for a HC about walking in on jake, Samuel, goo, and gun naked by accident? Thanks!!!!!
Thank you so much! <3
Walking in on Jake, Samuel, Goo and Gun naked by accident headcanons.
Jake
The vending machine dropped an extra snack so you ran to give the free chocolate bar to Jake. What you didn't expect was to find a better snack.
"JAKE LOOK WHAT I'Ve obtain- "
So you ran into Jake changing his clothes since the other ones were stained with sweat and enemies blood.
You both looked at each other shocked, and remained still some seconds.
Your eyes slowly started to inspect Jake's body, surprising you at how much he bulked up.
Jake found out that you were inspecting his body, he covered his chest with his hands and looked surprised at you.
"I didn't know you were a perv"
His words took you out of your trance, your face burned red, you threw the chocolate bar at him and left out of there as fast as you could.
Samuel
You've been Samuel's assistant for a while, it actually is a good job, Yujin recently called you about giving Samuel some important papers that needed to be sended back immediately.
You rushed to his bedroom, where he had his second office, just to find him wearing only his underwear, while he was choosing what clothes to wear.
He looked at you, raising an eyebrow.
"Do you need something?"
"Yes, sorry, Yujin told me to deliver those tiddi- papers"
As you got nervous you felt how he was confident, he pointed his desk with his eyes and went back to choose his clothes, you slowly leaved the papers there.
"You know you should learn to knock doors, maybe I'll have to teach you"
As this words left his mouth you got even more nervous, you decided to run out of his bedroom, you rushed so fast that you didn't even check the door, bumping into the wood and falling on the floor.
Samuel holded his laugh as he helped you get up, he made you sit on his bed as he dressed, gave you some ice and signed the papers.
Goo
You went to your best friends house to watch some anime together, since Goo trusted you he gave you his house keys.
"Goo~ today is Saturday of Tokyo Revengers ~"
You didn't find any hint of his whereabouts, until you felt someone behind you, as you turned around you found him with a towel around his waist.
"You always appear on the most inopportune moments "
As Goo scared you, you instinctively hitted his intimate parts.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING "
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BURGLAR OR A SEXUAL MANIAC "
"AT MY OWN HOUSE!?"
As you helped him get up he slipped falling on the floor, he fell over you.
"Don't look down if you still want to maintain our friendship "
"You can't tell someone to not look down and expect them to not look down, you dumbass"
Gun
Charles send you to go find Gun, as you went to his office you found a raste of other men, beated up on the floor, some jerks who tried to fight him.
You saw him sitting on a sofa as you entered more you found out he was naked.
"Yo Gun- Oh god you're naked"
You covered your eyes with your hands and when you retreated you bumped into everything, sofa, tables, guys who just were ko on the floor...
"If you keep covering your eyes you will bump into more things"
"But why are you naked!?"
"It's more comfortable to fight"
As you reached the door you pointed to the lock.
"See this? Use it"
You lifted your middle finger and left, leaving a smiling naked Gun.
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holydepths-blog ¡ 6 years ago
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✩ watergate :3
this took too fucking long
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? i feel like emma cos she’s more angry dramatic and he’s more emo dramatic but i was also gonna say he probably should to accomodate for his heightWho threatens to leave but never actually does? neither of them, they’ve both left one another repeatedly. Who actually keeps their word and leaves? both of them, see above. Who trashes the house? i don’t think either of them … i can’t see him ever doing it but if he did she would kick his ass things need to be NEAT Do either of them get physical? basement gate tease ! but no … it’s soft ….  that’s been erased from my memory … they’re emo not violent  How often do they argue/disagree? all the time but about #dumb shit nowadays … used to be more serious but now? you like chocolate ice cream better? … idiot  Who is the first to apologise? if they had a penny for every time mickey has apologised to her both of them could quit their low salary jobs and move to france 
Sex:
Who is on top? bold of u to assume they aren’t both switches Who is on the bottom? ^Who has the strangest desires? Any kinks? mind ur fucking business … snuggling is a kink Who’s dominant in bed? i don’t think dominant has ever been in either of their vocabulary where’s the john mulaney gif abt soup in the lap … regaurdless … probably he has to be she’s babyIs head ever in the equation? she suck the dick for free and mickey is a good boy, he knows how to go down on a womf If so, who is better at performing it? i don’t know how sex works is it easier to eat thrussy or suck a dick … they both try the only thing that matters is that once he said she was better at sex than [ redacted ] Ever had sex in public? private public … like not dressing room public but like, romantic lookout in a car public … hope no coppers come 2 shine their flashlight Who moans the most? idk if this is my sexism or my lesbian but women should, legally, be required to moan more than menWho leaves the most marks? he better swallow his masculinity and get used to concealer but i feel like that wld not be an issue for him, king ! he can’t borrow hers though it won’t match Who screams the loudest? WHO YELLSWho is the more experienced of the two? mickey. fucking duh. Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? they make love :3Rough or soft? soft … unlike his penis How long do they usually last? haha 8 seconds joe goldberg tease? idk how long sex even lasts in general …. solidly average is my guess Is protection used? he better wrap it before he taps it my girl cannot afford plan b . so yesDoes it ever get boring? not …. boring but ….. consistent. when emma gets too drunk she asks odette for sex advice bc she doesn’t want to bore ickey Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? nowhere is strange if ur brave enough.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? …. yes ….If so, how many children do your muses want/have? she wants 27 children actually but literally anything from 1-30 will suffice …. they need a lot of help on his inevitable farm Who is the favorite parent? mickey is the fun parent so u already know who it is Who is the authoritative parent? REMEMBER the clip i sent u from the marky mark movie … she’s always the bad guy until he gets #fedup and he has to remind her that she’s not doing it this time AJSDKF Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? honeslty both of them unless emma hoards all the candy … selfish  Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? both of them they make fucking SIGNS …. its a little league game u dont need to paint the football stripes on ur faceWho goes to parent teacher interviews? they both go but mickey is better at them because emma always goes into teacher mode and tries to talk about Who changes the diapers? mickey does he’s a NURSE he is not grossed out , she is . baby poop is rank Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? where tf is that gifset from prison break when u need it … she does but only because she hates diapers and it’s only fair to pop a tiddie out every night for ur kid in exchangeWho spends the most time with the children? ummmm FAMILY FUN NIGHT x Who packs their lunch boxes?Who gives their children ‘the talk’? mickey he is obligated as a medical professional she don’t teach sex ed …. Who cleans up after the kids? emma but only because she’s a neat freak Who worries the most? both of them try to pretend they’re VERY cool and nonchalant and this is actually very easy until one of them cracks (probably her) and they both worry together constantly . solidarity babey ! ….. moreso her tho u cannot change my mind Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? auntie odette change my mind we said FUCK watergate lives , emdette rise 
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? both of them …. constntly …. disgusting Who is the little spoon? [ jake peralta vc ] everyone likes to be the little spoon, it makes them feel safe ! LOOK HERE buddy …. he is and i dont take questions , even when he was 10 ft Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? can he fucking keep his hands AWF …. thats coming from me not emma she appreciates it Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? both of them …. its CONSTANT … hand on the shoulder , touching someone’s back as u walk past …. SOFT ! n then the one gif  u sent from superstore where amy slaps jonah’s ass that’s emma How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?  they actually fall asleep cuddling and wake up complaining abt falling asleep in a uncomfortable position… shut up abt ur back pain ur not 80 Who gives the most kisses? KISS kisses …. he. but know … she’s always kissing him on the cheek What is their favourite non-sexual activity? this is gonna sound g*y as hell but stay with me here ………. just being in the same place , even when they’re doing diff stuff . TOGETHERNESS …. vomit time Where is their favourite place to cuddle? the couch , i retract my statement about them not being 80 they actually fall asleep watching tv Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? casually ? she … to actually initiate eye emoji ? he How often do they get time to themselves? all the time , they know 2 other people 
Sleeping:
Who snores? he does im hcing this for ur own character If both do, who snores the loudest? she doesn’t SNORE she’s a lady Do they share a bed or sleep separately? they’ve been in 200 different stages of relationship ……. OTHER than depending on that , she sleeps better w him there :3If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? they start far apart cos she’s a blanket hog but she always ends up next 2 him Who talks in their sleep? she mumbles sometimes ….. its nothing coherent What do they wear to bed? she owns 47 different stupid size xxxxxxxl shirts that were 2 bucks  from walmart and wears only that . i bet mickey owns a bathrobe, bourgeois pig … Are either of your muses insomniacs? idk she reads a chapter of whatever dumb shit she’s reading and has tea or wine and conks out ….. idk his business Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? idk abt taking them and ik its not the point but shes anal retentive abt keeping medicine in the medicine cabinet so THERE BETTER NOT BE Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? AS I SAID … they start out on opposite sides of the beg and end up more tangled than tangled (20whatever) Who wakes up with bed hair? his hair is floofy ,,,, Who wakes up first? i feel like that depends on his shifts …. she wakes up at the same damn time every week day …. weekends though she sleeps in for 10 yrs so him Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? emma tries and he has to leave bed anyway because the fire alarm goes off  What is their favourite sleeping position? she prefers it when she has all the blankets Who hogs the sheets? she does Do they set an alarm each night? they have JOBS does she look like pippa to u Can a television be found in their bedroom? yes so she can cry over dumb rom coms over somewhere other than the couch …… he’s invested in them , change my mind Who has nightmares? i already know ur about to say he does so im calling the cops on u end of story Who has ridiculous dreams? all of emma’s dreams are indistinguishable from bad acid trips Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? she sleeps in the fetal position he seems like a sprawler …..Who makes the bed? emma …. its gotta be CLEAN and if he ever says “why make it we’re just gonna sleep there again” its on SIGHT What time is bed time? whenever she passes out , always before midnight , considering they’re 72Any routines/rituals before bed? i bet they brush their teeth at the same time to see who can do it faster like they’re five year olds …. or that gifset from new girl where he’s like “ u read my walking dead fanfic ? ”Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? emma takes three cups of coffee to be able to be her CHIPPER self …. 
Work:
Who is the busiest? she has like a 6 hour work day so he for sure Who rakes in the highest income? i just googled nurses versus preschool teachers and he makes twice what she does …. laughs nervously …. glad she’s going back 2 school but elementary teachers STILL make less …. mr talbot got COIN ! Are any of your muses unemployed? no , freeloading is ILLEGAL Who takes the most sick days? i feel like the two worst jobs to go into sick are a literal hospital with immunocompromised people and a preschool with toddlers who dont wash their hands …. equal maybe Who is more likely to turn up late to work? despite her original beef with odette in the apocalypse verse emma is NEVER late to work Who sucks up to their boss? she cooks dinner , a nice LASAGNA for whoever to heat up and mickey has to break it to her that making whoever her superior is eat what tastes like glue will in fact , damage their relationship What are their jobs? hes a nursey  boy …. shes a teacher Who stresses the most? about life in general? her. about work? probably him. he’s dealing with LIVES she’s got the alphabet Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? they better they aren’t getting paid enough to hate it Are your muses financially stable? they’re not rich but they’re not dying and that’s what matters 
Home:
Who does the washing? emma because it relaxes her Who takes out the trash? he better , she does not like to  LOOK at things once they are thrown out … its smelly Who does the ironing? neither of them have ironed anything in their lives Who does the cooking? HE HAS TO IDC if he isn’t fuckign gordon ramsay she’ll kill them Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? emma Who is messier? if he leaves a single sock on the floor he is automatically messier than her Who leaves the toilet roll empty? that’s satanic neither of them Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? he does …. its just not REALISTIC that she does Who forgets to flush the toilet? that’s gross ……hopefully neither ….. DISGOSTEING.mp4Who is the prankster around the house? anything STUPID is hers and hers alone but i feel like he’d do something relatively innocent and it would go HORRIBLY wrong like , hey emma come get y’all juice ….Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? despite being organized in every other aspect of her life emma has never kept track of keys in her life its a disease Who mows the lawn? he does , he shld do it shirtless so she can objectify him Who answers the telephone? mickey, she truly stares at it hoping it’ll go away Who does the vacuuming? emmaWho does the groceries? she would make HORRIBLE decisions ,,, he shld make the list and she shld get it Who takes the longest to shower? no sexism but she’s a girl Who spends the most time in the bathroom? see above 
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? yES like … they can afford groceries , make rent , but for literally every american except jeff bezos money is a problem in some area . this isn’t a hc just a capitalist hellscape How many cars do they own? two …. neither of them are very nice cars Do they own their home or do they rent? rent unless/until he gets the farm of his dreams Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? countryside thats where FARMS are … but like rn , coast cos there’s the ocean in town Do they live in the city or in the country? see above bbgDo they enjoy their surroundings? the goats of the future and the noisy neighbors of the current and past eras both leave something to be desired , but in general yes What’s their song? not to go all modern au but remember when stereo hearts was on their 2011 mixtape AJSKDF …. issa bop and its arguably the most cutesy singable on the playlist What do they do when they’re away from each other? bitch idk ? exist as human beings ?Where did they first meet? idk she probably met him for coffee or sum before moving in together to make sure he wasn’t a serial killer How did they first meet? they were roommates … oh my god they were roommates …. she prolly put an ad in the paper very lucky she did not get murdered x Who spends the most money when out shopping? i feel like neither of them are big spenders but her sticker and colored pen budget is larger than it should be Who’s more likely to flash their assets? i thought this was talking about tits for a second but im assuming mone ? they keep it humble Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? they both do , bullying one another is a bonding experience Any mental issues? more than you know my guy Who’s terrified of bugs? if she sees a SPIDER she floors it , but she releases most other bugs …. he better kill anything w 8 legs tho Who kills the spiders around the house? mickey , as described above wow im psychic Their favourite place? they can make any place work together … gay but true , just like me Who pays the bills? she has a special binder just for taxes Do they have any fears for their future? all the fears actually Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? she cannot cook but she has 10/10 ordered takeout , put it on plates and been like :the happy version of the pensive emoji yk the one: i cooked it while the reciept is still on the counter Who uses up all of the hot water? thats very selfish she wld never but she also showers first bc she doesn’t trust him not to ….. Who’s the tallest? they , in american , are the SAME HEIGHT ,,, fuck centimeters Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?Who wanders around in their underwear? clothes are oppressive let them both do it coward Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? it probably turns into a competition until they’re both singing at the top of their lungs …. omg watergate you’re gonna burst a vocal cord oh my god they can’t hear us they have airpods in What do they tease each other about? literally everything …. one of them BREAHTES wrong and the other is like “ ah didnt realise the asthma express was in town “ Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? mickey literally dresses like the fresh prince so u already answered that for me Do they have mutual friends? can the real jack detler please stand up Who crushed first? she ……. did not immediately fall in love with him let me tell u , it took her some solid MONTHS to realise she was in deep for his bitch ass Any alcohol or substance related problems? i wld hope not , #stubie twWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? them , together , for getting kicked out of the bar for singing Who swears the most? neither ? 
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briteboy ¡ 7 years ago
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stealing @bratsims format because i need a less ugly way to mass answer your messages which will hopefully motivate me to stay on top of this! at least i can say i tried
so if you sent me an anon message in the past...idk MONTH (i’m bad i know) it might be here. (older ones are near the bottom) if not, check my faq because it’s probably answered there. (and if you’re the person/people who sent the twin flame & 7th house asks, i plan to answer those separately because i have a LOT to say. get ready)
game of thrones, nuclear war, real life santis, lou theories, i’m evil, HERE WE GO!! i literally had to cut it off at the last one because it was just too much for now. i’ll try to answer some more later ok
we’re starting off on a great note
Anonymous said: gaddamn rooney's tiddies lookin' hella ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
STOP!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S MY CHILD soaidfnjds she’s supposed to have like b/c cups (goals for me tbh, the big boob life is not fun) and sims 4 pregnancies just fuckin make them...NYOOM i’m mad you can’t edit sims’ bodies during pregnancy even with cas.fulleditmode on -___- so i let her live with her giant preggo tiddies for now
Ngl I want a kiss between Santi and Gianni (I'm sorry I'm literally trash)
then i’m here to satisfy your desires: they do kiss periodically because gianni is one of those people who’s like “why shouldn’t you kiss your friends?” free love 4 everyone
IM SCREAING AT UR YOUTUBE CHANNEL OK!!!! I LOVEEE IT, WOW
DON’T IT’S UGLY EXCEPT FOR LIKE TWO VIDEOS
hey this is kinda random but i thought joe seaward from glass animals looked kinda like santi? he has quite a weird face too lmao
oMG i actually love that, i know what you mean. that dude reminds me of a bull terrier lmao i actually saw glass animals like two weeks ago!! i didn’t really get a good look at the drummer but now i wish i did. missed connection
i just finished reading santi's story and ugh it almost had me in tears! beautiful, your story telling skills and editing skills are perfection!
ahhhhsdkgkds thank you so much ;____; that means the world to me <333
Unpopular opinion: im so done with game of thrones tbh. It's not even good anymore :/ I liked the first season but since then i've skipped through episodes because they are just sooo fucking boring and dragged out!
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see like the first three seasons were pretty good because they stayed true to the books. (actually that’s a lie, littlefinger’s chaos speech in the s3 finale was real fuckin bad because guess what: it was original material LMAO) the fourth season was where it started to get messy and then the fifth season was a fucking shitshow because they completely IGNORED the fourth book and cherrypicked all the “good” parts out of it (read: the most action-y parts, while ignoring all the most important pieces of character development) and they botched the dorne storyline, oh and who could forget the iconic moment of throwing in a rape (THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS) just for fun :) love it! but anyway if you think the show is boring i probably wouldn’t recommend the books, they’re even slower getting through them lmao. but it’s worth it in my opinion. there’s so much they don’t include in the show and it makes me Angery
Okay, game of thrones fan here, I haven't read the books (yet at least, I bought book 1) but I feel like dany is going to practically turn into her father, this season she is already showing traits like his.......
OH YEAH i definitely feel like they’re moving in that direction in the process of revealing jon as the “true” king of westeros and it’s so bad lmfao. the thing is, like...cersei is already mad king 2.0? why do we need another one?????? the entire point of dany’s arc is that she’s constantly trying to deviate AWAY from the way her father ruled, demonstrated by the fact that she freed the slaves (whereas all the targaryens before were slave owners), the fact that she’s not perpetuating the whole incest thing (LMAO GUESS AGAIN BECAUSE JONERYS HAS TO HAPPEN FOR SOME FCKING REASON), the fact that she has dragons which haven’t existed in how many years...like, if she ever ends up being like her father in the books, it’s NOT gonna fucking happen like this. but i don’t think she will anyway, george rr martin has been pretty clear about her trajectory thus far. anyway this show is so ugly, next question
rooney's eye are so BIG
just like her tiddies lmao i kno sometimes i forget how big they are and then she does one of those silly endearing animations and i’m like o ;-; hello big dumb baby cow eyes
Cows? Are you secretly Matthew Daddario?
WHO i had to google him lmao i was about to say “oh the teen wolf guy” but jk @ myself u idiot it’s shadowhunters damn i literally googled “matthew daddario cows” and
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tru
I love how fragile Lou looks like but the truth is that she is strong af and you can't play with her bruh
SHE IS ;-; and that’s a huge theme in her story, i’m excited <3
ima leave ur blog and come bk and spam you so you will finally notice me
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im part of this online forum of girls that talks about our period and weather or not one of us might be pregnant and once this girl posted saying that her husband invited his mom without telling her to thier honeymoon and she didnt find out until they arrived at the hotel and she was already there. the most recent part reminded me of it. but long story short, her dad moved all her stuff out of his house and her friend came to pick her up and they got a divorce.
OISOJDFAKNLJSD WHAT!!! i’m guessing you sent this because of that thing i said about the reddit post lmfaooo imagine your mom on your honeymoon. why. that’s soooooooooo good 4 her u know. u don’t need to be married to his mom as well
thanks 4 trusting my love santi. he's beautiful
thank u he thinks ur beautiful too 💘
do you have any tips for runing game in good quality and fast?
euhhhhh the only tips i have for you are to merge your cc, close all other programs while you play your game, maybe invest in a cooling pad uhhhhhh yeah idk any other tips you can probably find on google
You told that thing about unfollowing people and I thought you unfollowed me, but then I checked and you didn't and I'm crying omg
lmao omg ;-; i literally cut my following list in half, it was so chaotic and it was making me anxious. so if ever unfollow any of you please don’t take it personally (i know it’s a stupid thing to say, and it’s a lot easier said than done) it’s just my brain explodes when there’s too much going on at once and some content blends into others, i’m trying to only follow people who i’m genuinely interested in enough to keep up with their posts from now on
I haven't been able to sleep in over 72 hours thanks to the constant fear over the looming world war. I'm fine. Completely fine
Oh shit, have you noticed that the media has been putting out more 'what to do during a nuclear attack' kinda articles? This world is slowly going to shit, for real. I'm not even near any of the danger really, but it still absolutely terrifies me to see all of that bc it could very well go wrong and hit my place as well yknow? I have no idea why i send this to you but you seem chill and calm so thanks for reading my freakout askfjsls
YEP it’s pretty terrifying. but at the same time don’t let fear overwhelm you, fearmongering is an ugly, ugly thing and you don’t want to live your life constantly worrying. so just prepare yourself for what might come, but at the same time, just spend as much time with your loved ones as you can, do all the things you’ve ever wanted to do, and then if it doesn’t turn out as bad as we thought it would, you *tim mcgraw voice* lived like u were dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyin’
@ Jesus anon: I really don't think it's the right time to complain about "using the lord name in vain" when there are people terrified of leaving their homes bc they are afraid to get killed (aka that poor, poor Jewish anon in charlottesville)
yeah idk like i want to respect everyone but it seemed to be in poor taste to bring that up at a time like that lmao. and also i’ve literally never in my entire life met someone who actually takes “don’t say the lord’s name in vain” seriously. 
I asked about the poses and HOLY CRAP THANK YOU SO MUCH! I finally have good poses to use for story telling. Thank you soo so so so sooooo much!
YAY i’m glad you found some good stuff <3 and honestly just going through lana’s blog you’ll find a ton of good poses, it’s a gold mine
Idk how much tv you watch, but have you've ever come across a tv show that used music from The Sim? Because once in a while I'll hear Sims 3 build/buy music on some random show and I'll get a lil shook because I find it so weird that the generic music they're using comes from a major game title.
OMG LMAO NO what i wish i’d come across that tho. one time i used sims 1 music in a video i made for school and someone recognized it
I love your stories gosh I check your page "it's everyday bro with femmesim flow" Lol sorry for that awkward Jake Paul "poop" ❤️
lmao thank u i had no idea who jake paul was until my friends started talking about him
yo, I also remember once in french class real life santi asked me what videos games I like to play. When I told him the sims, he looked at me for a while and shaked his head. He was like, "why do you want to watch your sims use the toilet?"
WHY DO YOU WANT TO WATCH YOUR SIMS USE THE TOILET SAME that’s all i care about when i play
that rooney face in the 5 facts is so iconic, its my fave picture of her. You should blow it up and frame it
i should tbh. i should print it out and put it in my wallet to show everyone because she is my child
sorry the bother you, merging cc makes your game smoother? can you explain to me please?
boop
hi i love you ♡ pass it on
I LOVE U
Can I say that hearing a MacBooks fans screaming for dear life as they try to cool down when playing the sims has actually started to haunt my nightmares
SAME my macbook is actually doing it right now for no reason. thanks laptop
Maybe Santi should go to therapy to talk out his issues.
maybe he should 🤔  but tbh he’s already talked out everything, there’s nothing really more to talk out. he just has to cope with it. he’s treated lou like his therapist thus far and that’s not okay
i love ur story and omg i totally get where lou is coming from with being tired of being compared to molly by santi, thatd hurt so much esp with how much she cares about him
thank youuu ;-; i’m glad you understand, this was a part i’d wanted to get out for a loooong time now, and i know you guys were always like “um why does she put up with this” lmao. she just loves him, that’s why. but you’re right, it does hurt.
My theory is very similar to the other anons in that Fiona's dad/Lou's ex had a mental illness (schizophrenia, depression, what have you) but he actually did kill himself and that's why she's not completely losing it on Santi because I feel like most people in that situation would have not handled it as well as Lou did
🤔 you’re right about the last part, and there’s a reason she has so much patience, das all i’m sayin
i started your story from the beginning last night and i am in awe. Its amazing. It inspired me to put a little more effort in learning to edit and write. It was like reading screen caps from a movie! I didn't want to stop reading. Anyway thing was a super sappy ask, but i appreciate your stuff. And i'm bad at putting my thoughts into words.
omg ;__________; when people tell me i inspired them it means the most to me, my brain just can’t process it lmao. so thank you so so much ;-; <333 THE MOVIE THING ESPECIALLY GOT ME IN THE HEART because i feel like that’s my aesthetic with most things i create because i’m such a film person lol. don’t worry i love super sappy, and you did a good job of wording everything because it got me right in the feels <33
Okay I've been snickering for about 43 minutes bc SANTI GOT THAT GRU CHINNN
WOT is that i googled it and the only thing that came up was the dad from despicable me lmfaosdkjfs but ok
Please, please do punk edits of your some of your characters! I'd die.
WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN do you mean like. those 2010 tumblr edits of punk disney characters and then the joker from suicide squad looked like one of them. do u want santi to be the joker. because my boyfriend already relates him to suicide squad joker because of his face tatt lmao
You love to make me cry
i do i’m sorry. if it makes you feel any better i love to make myself cry too. but my biceps grow stronger with every tear
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I reeeally dont think those chancla comments were offensive??? Why would they be?? I'm hispanic (born and raised in the sunny Dominican Republic, received a fair amount of chancletazos myself) and I laughed out loud when i read them 😂😂
I JUST WANT U TO KNOW I SHOWED @ichosim THIS MESSAGE AND SHE LAUGHED FOR 12 HOURS AT “CHANCLETAZOS”
whATT my little brothers name is santiago n we call him santi for short!! guess it's not rly that uncommon but we live in a small country and he's also 4 so like,, no other santiagos!! idk why im saying this its completely irrelevant just kinda surprised me :'))
OMG wow hell yeah another real life santi...santi acts like a 4 yr old so he might as well be your brother
Just curious.. Do you play sims or just use it for storytelling? Sorry if thats weird haha
well my recent gameplay pics should answer your question lmao. i do like to play but i don’t have enough time to both play and pose scenes so i mostly just pose scenes for now. :[ i am gonna be off work for like two weeks tho so hell yeah gameplay here i come!!
I'm starting a Fiona appreciation movement because she is the real star of santis story RT and i love her and she is way underappreciated and I love her KThxBi
SHE IS THE REAL STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’ve said this before but santi’s relationship with her is the most important to me, out of every relationship he has in this story. i’m so glad you love her so much, sorry about what’s about to come in the next few scenes tho
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Oh my heart, Santi is alive, god exist
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I have a pretty hard time understanding Santi's story mostly because I'm not English but I'm sure I'll figure it out:)
ahh oh no D: i’m sorry i wish i spoke every language in the world lmao. if you want, you can message me off anon and i’ll help you understand it!!
Lou is an angel honestly
“there are worse things than seeing an angel before you die”
what tablet do you use? or how do you draw hair? it looks so pretty.
omg haha i don’t have one! i wish i did tho. all of the brushes i got from deviantart, i’m trying to find the specific ones but they’re all elusive wtf. i’ll post them when i find them! for now, here’s a good guide to drawing hair, by airi <3
Nah nah I always knew you'd save him.....eheheeh.....THANK YOU FOR NOT KILLING BABBY SANTEEEEEEEEE DNDDNSKANW YOU WOULD HAVE HAD SO MUCH BLOOD ON UR HANDS AS ALL UR FOLLOWERS COLLECTIVELY DIE FROM A BROKEN HEART BUT DW WE DIDNT BECAUSE UR QN ANGEL....but I toooootally knew you'd save him... /sweats/
I’M GLAD U HAD FAITH <3 i know omfg i would’ve expected a mob at my house if i’d actually killed him. if i ever killed him i would just lay down somewhere and die. that’s it for me
Lou & molly almost always have teeth showing, do you draw them on each pic?x
no, only sometimes i’ve drawn them when i felt like their mouths weren’t matching the expression i wanted. but most of the time it’s just the pose.
is it too late to send 16k dollars to guarantee santi's inclusion in a loving home with loving friends
it is absolutely never too late to send me 16k i promise you that
I just bought school books for $550 who knew studying marine biology could be so fuckING EXPENSIVE
EWW WTF...i’ve been lucky and haven’t had to spend a ton on books in my college career (one time i even went to such lengths that i got access to free trial version of one of my school books in a pdf, screencapped EVERY SINGLE PAGE, which was more than 400 pages, just so i wouldn’t have to spend $70 on it. i love cheating the system)
waIT i never saw ur selfie where is it, must see
u could probably just search “selfie” on my blog and find it, or enjoy the ugly closeup drunk snap i posted last night
Hey guys I'm a happy trans man that has no mental illnesses. I'm fucking pissed about Trump's ban. And to any one that says it's logical FUCK YOU! I'm having flashbacks to don't ask, don't tell because this is the same fucking wacked up logic. I'm so angry, like I'm a human, yes I may require testosterone shots once a month but that's it, I even administer them to myself. I pay for them with my own god damn money so fuck you transphobic bigots who say this law is fair. It's not. WE ARE HUMAN TOO Also same anon that ranted. Sorry about that I'm just really pissed and I love and thank you for sticking up for the community. We love you and I love you. And you're right not all trans people transition. We all do what we want to. Some start on T or E and have the full surgery. Some just have top surgery. Some just do testosterone or estrogen. Some never do anything. We're all still trans and we're all valid.
YES ALL OF THIS, sorry i didn’t answer this when it was all happening. but askdkjfas thank you for this message, I LOVE YOU TOO, SO MUCH <333 and i’m glad you feel comfortable enough to voice this in my inbox. yes every trans person is valid no matter what they decide to do with their bodies <3
One of those old hot topic shirts that said " if Darryl dies we riot " but with santi instead of Darryl.
OMG LMAOOOOO NOW THAT’S A CONCEPT who’s making these i want one
your use of references and reaction pics and gifs fucken KILLS ME
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Crystal anon here. I googled around my area to find there are none of those y'know, crystal, candle, incense, magic type shops. I have panic attacks when I go outside and I wanted to look into alternative stuff since I'm on meds and w/e. I wanted to know if you or friends had any experience or recommendations for buying crystals online like on etsy or amazon. How can you tell if they're real?x
ooooh ok. usually there are shops like those in cities or even in towns with like kitschy little promenades with independent shops. (i know there’s one around the town over from mine, which is so random lmao) i do have friends that have crystals but i think they mostly just collect them for the ~good vibez~ and don’t really look too far into the healing aspects of them. i would say first go with the one that coincides with your birth because those are the ones that are like specifically catered to you and strengthen your being. as for buying online, hmmmmm i mean i don’t really know any specific trustworthy sellers because i don’t have much experience with this, but definitely read the reviews! those will help you a lot <3
Hello could you please tell us how you edited the pic of rooney in that one post that the anon asked for the unedited version?
i honestly didn’t do much of anything that differs from my usual editing process! i made her eyes a bit bigger by using the clone tool, cloning the top of her eye and applying it a little bit farther up...if that makes sense. it’s hard to explain how to use that tool lmao. and i think i used the liquify tool to bring part of her eyebrow down to look more worried.
there's still a part of me that says she ain't dead and molly is just in a coma lmao end mE
OMFLDKGKJS yeah she’s not dead surprise. i WILL say there is still flashback stuff that will be revealed. well not “revealed” like molly’s death was revealed, like i just still have to showcase some things that happened afterward. because it doesn’t just end with molly’s death, there’s stuff after that as well :~}
I'm Mexican, have lived around Mexicans, have been to Mexico multiple times growing up, just came back from a family trip at practically the border between Mexico and Guatemala and never in my life have I ever heard the word "joder" i had to look it up xD (not hating or anything I just thought I'd mention it cuz I found it funny...lol) k bye...
OK NOT SURE IF the ppl you’ve been around just don’t curse or whatever but...joder is DEFINITELY something i’ve heard mexican people say before lmao
Okay so this is random, but i was telling my sister the name of one your characters in ur story (santi) and she kinda just starts singing his name, and she said "santi high, santi low, santi go." And im just sitting there, like woah.
LMFAO WHATKNJDSKJGD “woah” same
u gonna incorporate fis hat into a really like emotional sad thing in her story huh
oMG i wasn’t planning on it but hmm 🤔
Why no el chingo? NO ME GUSTA (I'm joking btw ily)
LMFAOOOO because i didn’t wanna have to defile my son by downloading the penis mod RIP
let santi grow out dem eyebrows 2kforever
omg he does let them grow out except for the little line he shaved in when he was 14 that never grew back RIP
in ur bio it says "kt" and i know why,, it means killing them as in killing off ur characters slowly i see u gurl
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i bet this story was just an excuse for you to see the world burn. well done.
OMG i mean, that was definitely one of the side effects of it all. but really it was just that i NEEDED to get this story out after it had lived in my brain for so long.
ur dead 2 me
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I... just.... can't... too much pain Y U DO DIS 2 UZ?!?!!!
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Endless Summer, Book One: Chapter 1 - This Must Be Heaven
(NOW PLAYING AS TIDDIES)
Guy 1: Stay down! It’s coming this way!
Guy 2: Tiddies! Give me your hand!
Guy 3: You don’t understand, do you? Of course not. But you will… in time.
The plane shudders, jolting you awake. You blink away the strange dream as your eyes adjust to the bright sunlight outside…
Tiddies: Wow…
Your best friend Diego gives you a goofy smirk from the seat beside you.
Diego: Morning, sleepyhead.
Tiddies: I’m not still dreaming, right?
Diego: Doesn’t feel real, does it? But we’re finally on our way!
The chatter of the ten contest winners from your school fills the small plane…
Quinn: One magical week in paradise, here we come!
Craig: All expenses paid, what whaaaat!
Raj: Good thing too. I’m so deep in student debt I couldn’t even afford instant ramen right now.
Diego: Hey… you okay, Tiddies? Bad dream?
Tiddies: Just a really weird one. I dreamt about… about him!
You instantly recognise the guy walking down the aisle toward you.
Diego: You had a dream about Sean Gayle? Well, what are you waiting for? Go talk to him!
Diego pushes you out into the aisle, right as he passes by! You bump into each other.
Sean: Whoa, hello there!
Diego: My friend Tiddies here wants to say something.
Tiddies: I dreamt about you!
Sean: Is that so? A good one, I hope.
Tiddies: Actually, it was kind of terrifying. Oh, not because of you! It’s just--
Sean: Don’t worry. I’ll take it as a compliment anyway.
Sean shoots you a smile as he slips by.
Diego: Oh man, got that whole thing on video. You’ve gotta see your face… Huh, weird. Is it really 5:15? We should’ve landed an hour ago… and it didn’t feel like you’d be snoring that long.
Tiddies: Hilarious. I’ll go ask the pilot if something’s up…
AS you make your way forward, you pass by the other students talking loudly over each other…
Aleister: Excuse me, will you all please cease your babbling?! The tour guide is trying to speak!
Lila: Thank you, Aleister! As your tour guide for the week, I just want to say that we should all try to… you know, be friends! It is an island, after all, so…. You’re kinda stuck with each other! Hee hee!
Zahra: Is it too late to jump out the plane?
The pilot has his combat boots kicked up on the dashboard.
Tiddies: Excuse me. It’s Jake, right? Weren’t we supposed to have landed by now…? Wait, are you asleep?!
Jake: Hrn?
He opens his eyes and looks back at you. Instantly, you recognise his face too… from that same bizarre dream…
Jake: Stay down! It’s coming this way!
Jake: Listen, Princess, don’tcha know it’s rude to wake someone who’s taking a nap?
Tiddies: ‘Princess’?
Jake: What can I say? I give nicknames to people who annoy me.
Tiddies: In that case, I’m calling you ‘Top Gun’.
Jake: ‘Top Gun’? Hang on, you can’t be giving nicknames. That’s my thing!
Tiddies: I dunno. I like it. Might keep doing it.
Jake: You ain’t clever enough to keep ‘em coming. Takes work to be as good as me. Anyway, relax. We ain’t landing ‘til… The hell? That time ain’t right… And that ain’t right either.
He whacks the instrument panel on his dash a few times. L
Tiddies: You sure you know what you’re doing?
Jake: If you knew half the things I’ve survived, you’d bet on me to get you through anyth--
Out of nowhere, turbulence hammers the plane! You’re thrown into the wall of cockpit!
Tiddies: Aah!
Jake: Aw, just great! This stormfront’s coming in quick.
He leans in and grabs the yoke.
Jake: Get your ass in a seat, hear? And tell everybody to buckle up.
Tiddies: But--
Jake: Now, Princess!
Dark clouds close in around the plane, gusts rocking it side to side. Everyone starts shouting…
Raj: Ohhhhh, I am really regretting that airport Chipotle!
Craig: Don’t puke, bro! If you puke, I’m gonna puke!
Michelle; Where the hell did this storm come from?! It was a clear day!
Jake: It happens, okay? This is totally normal!
Zahra: Yeah. Sure. THAT looks normal.
Outside, balls of orange electricity coalesce out of the dark sky and explode in a crackle of sparks!
Grace: It looks like ball lightning… but I’ve never seen anything quite like this!
Aleister: This is all wrong! I can’t die here, surrounded by these morons!
Sean: Everyone, just breathe! We’re gonna get through this!
Quinn: Oh god, oh god…
A blistering crack of thunder deafens you as lightning strikes the plane! Sparks fly in the cockpit!
Jake: Welp, engines just lost power! Bringin’ her down manually! Everybody, hang on!
The shouting grows louder as your classmates start to panic… except one. A girl with a tight ponytail and a long scar across her eye sits alone in the back row of the plane, silent and unfazed…
Lila: Tiddies! Safety first! Please find a seat!
You look around for an empty space around you and tumble into the seat beside Sean as the plan lurches violently!
Sean: You’re gonna want to buckle up.
Tiddies: Aah, I’m trying! I can’t find the other side of the seat belt!
Seab: It’s right here.
Sean reaches across you and holds up the strap. He grins as you latch yourself in.
Tiddies: How are you so calm?
Sean: I just know we’ll be fine. I’m not sure what you’d call it.
Tiddies: Unflinching arrogance in the face of mortal peril?
Sean: I would’ve gone with faith. Not to mention, I’ve had a lot of practise trying to keep cool. What do you usually do to calm yourself down?
Tiddies: I find someone to kiss. Could be our last moments anyway, right?
Sean: Oh… I mean… Do you…
You lean forward and give Sean a tender kiss on the cheek.
Tiddies: See? I’m calmer already.
Sean: Well, I can’t argue with that. I guess if this plane’s going down, there are worse ways to die than being kissed by a pretty girl.
Jake: Just a little farther! I think we’re almost out!
Just as the lightning reaches fever pitch… the plane bursts out of the storm clouds into the clear sky!
Raj: Woooooohooooo! We’re alive!
Sean: Wow… Tiddies, you’re gonna want to check out this view.
Jake: Get a good look now, ‘cause we’re coming in fast. Welcome to La Huerta.
The plane sinks toward the gorgeous, sprawling island. At its center, a volcano rises above the rainforest, breathing a white column of smoke.
Jake: La Huerta Tower, this is tail number XC-DMK, requesting emergency priority to land!
Radio: ….
Jake: Carlos! Pick up you lazy bastard. It’s Jake!
Radio: …
Jake: Ignoring me won’t make me forget the hundred bucks you owe me. Like it or not, we’re coming in!
The plane lands on a dirt airstrip at the edge of the island, pulling into a hangar. You step down the stairs into the warm tropical sunshine.
Tiddies: Rough landing, Top Gun. Hope you don’t work for tips.
Jake: You kidding? I’m a damn hero for even getting you on the ground! Carlos, I need a tune up! … Carlos!
As Jake marches off, the rest of your group pulls their luggage from the plane’s cargo bay…
Quinn: This island’s supposed to be one of the most beautiful places on earth. The beaches, the waterfalls…
Grace: It’s also home to a plethora of rare flora and fauna!
Craig: Only ten spots on the trip, and they had to give one to this dork…
You reach for your suitcase handle just as Sean does…
Sean: Oh, sorry!
Tiddies: If you wanna carry my bag, go right ahead.
Michelle: Oh my god. Could you be any more desperate?
A pretty girl in heavy makeup drapes her arms around Sean.
Michelle: People like you always hover around the spotlight like moths.
Tiddies: Spotlight? What?
Michelle: Yeah, right. As if you don’t know who Sean is.
Craig: Seriously? Our superstar quarterback? … The Heisman frontrunner?
Sean: Guys, it’s cool. Chill out--
Michelle: Look, Sean doesn’t need any famehounds hanging around, got it?
Tiddies: You’re super gorgeous. You two must be together.
Michelle: I… You… Well, yeah. Thanks. You’re right on both counts!
Sean: We’re in reality, Michelle, remember? In reality, we are not together anymore.
As Michelle starts arguing with Sean, you back away. Your foot clinks on something.
Tiddies: Huh? What’s this?
Diego: Is that… a tranquiliser dart? The vial’s nearly empty. It must’ve hit its target.
Tiddies: Yeah, and this is a pretty big dose. Whatever animal they took down must’ve been huge.
Diego: You mean, if, they took it down.
You look up and see someone watching you from nearby, listening to your conversation.
Tiddies: Hey, Diego… who is that?
Diego: Dunno. Got eyes for the mysterious hottie, huh?
Tiddies: There’s something… off about her.
Diego: What gives you that idea?
Tiddie: There are too many of us.
Diego: Too many?
Tiddies: Think about it. We’ve been told that ten students from our college had won this trip, right? But count us off. Not including the pilot or the guide… She makes eleven.
Diego: You’re right. And I don’t think I’ve ever seen her before. So… who is she?
You look in the girl’s direction one more… and this time she’s staring directly back at you. Your eyes lock. You try to look away, but for some reason you can’t, as if she’s pulling you in with her gaze.
Jake: Hey, Lila! Where the hell are your people?
Jake storms back, and at last the silent girl looks away. The strange hold over you dissipates. You shake it off.
Jake: There’s nobody here!
You all look around. You and your group are the still the only people at the airstrip.
Lila: They should be here in a shuttle to take us up to the main resort, but… I’m sure it’s just a slight delay! No need to fret! They’ll be here any minute.
Jake: The hell with that. I’m going up to that control tower to get some answers.
Tiddies: What do you think is going on there?
Jake: No idea… Call it a gut feeling, but whatever it is, it ain’t good. So, Princess? You comin’ or not?
Michelle: I could go with you--
Jake: Wasn’t talkin’ to you, Maybelline.
Lila: Um, okay! I guess, the rest of you, please follow me? We’ll take the short walk up the hill to the resort. Sounds fun, right? Yay! Um, Quinn? Where are you going?
Quinn is skipping past Lila, unbuttoning her blouse.
Quinn: Some of us want to explore the beach a little first! We’ll meet you guys at the hotel! Oof, this button’s stuck. Tiddies, could you help me?
Tiddies: Oh! Sure…
Quinn draws close to you, and you help her undo the last button. She slips out of her top.
Quinn: Ahh, that’s better! You’re coming to the beach with us, right?
Tiddies: I’ll catch up, I’m going to the control tower with Jake first.
You jog to catch up with Jake.
Tiddies: So it’s cool if I join you?
Jake: You ask permission for everything? Come on, Princess.
Together, you scale the rickety, rusted stairs of the tall control tower. The rainforest stretches out before you, vibrant and lush.
Tiddies: This place is gorgeous. Do you fly out here a lot, Top Gun?
Jake: Here and every other privately owned resort island in the Caribbean. The favored vacation spots of the young and privileged.
Tiddies: You don’t sound like you like it much.
Jake: Hey, it pays the bar tab.
Tiddies: So what did you do before this?
Jake: Hey, what is this, anyway? Twenty Questions?
Tiddies: Sorry.
You fall silent, but after a moment Jake continues on his own…
Jake: Fighter pilot. Navy. I was good at it too. Best in my class. Until I got discharged.
Tiddies: What happened?
Jake: Punched my commanding officer in the jaw.
Tiddies: … I’m sure he deserved it.
Jake: … yeah. He did. I’ve been ferrying rich folks around the Caribbean and sleeping in a beach hammock in Costa Rica ever since.
Tiddies: That sounds lonely.
Jake: Uh, yeah. That’s the appeal.
Tiddies: I mean, I get wanting to get away for a little while… but, don’t you want more? Someone to come home to… someone to listen to you… someone to hold you all through the night…
Jake: You offering, Princess?
Tiddies: What? No, I… I just meant… in theory…
Jake: In theory, I wanted to be the best pilot the Navy had ever seen. In practise… Well, you can’t beat a cold beer and a Caribbean sunset.
You continue to climb the tower’s stairs… when a step cracks in two beneath you! You start to fall through!
Tiddies: Jake!
Jake reacts instantly, grabbing you and pulling you into his arms.
Jake: Gotcha!
The rusted fragments of the metal step twirl as they plunge fifty feet to the ground.
Tiddies: I think you just saved my life.
Jake: Now you owe me one. Come on.
Finally, you reach the top of the tower. Jake pushes open the door to the control tower.
Jake: Carlos, you dumb-- Hey, what the…
Tiddies: There’s no one here…
Jake: Thanks, Eagle Eyes. I couldn’t tell.
You wander by the desk and drag your finger across it. It comes up dusty.
Tiddies: Are you sure they still use this airstrip?
Jake: Of course I’m sure. I was just here a few days ago, and I’m damn sure…
He trails off…
Tiddies: ...Jake?
You turn to find him staring past you through the windows, enraptured by what he sees… In the distance, the island itself pulses with red and blue light, colors fluttering over the trees, tinting the atmosphere in a rippling aura.
Tiddies: Wha…
On instinct, you reach down blindly and find Jake’s hand. His fingers lace with yours.
Tiddies: Jake… what is this?
Jake: I… I don’t know.
Your gaze meets his, your faces close. The beautiful colors play across his eyes.
Tiddies: Jake, I…
Time seems to slow down… until you blink. Suddenly, the colors are gone.
Tiddies: Hey, it stopped.
Jake exhales, shaking himself out of it. He looks down and sees your fingers still entwined.
Jake: Cough… Uh, sorry. Look, it must’ve been something… weird with the glass here. Who knows. Forget it, just… come on.
Jake ducks out of the control tower. You hesitate for a moment, looking back to see whether the aurora returns. But everything appears as it should. You follow Jake down the stairs. You hear distant laughter and look to see Quinn and the others playing on the beach.
Quinn: Hey, Tiddies! Come look at this view!
Jake: I’m heading up to the hotel to catch up with Lila. Carlos must be up there. Which way are you heading?
Tiddies: I’ll catch up with you later. Good luck finding your friend.
You slip off your shoes and step onto the beach, the fine, smooth sand warming your toes.
Tiddies: Ahhhh… that’s nice.
Quinn twirls across the sand, laughing.
Quinn: This must be heaven.
Raj spreads his arms and falls backward into the sand with a deep sigh.
Raj: Yuuuuup, I’m just staying here all week. I’m never ever moving again… Could someone get me a beer?
Michelle: Isn’t this wonderful? It’s like our own private paradise, Tiddies!
Craig: Yeah, this is our turf!
Quinn bounces over to you.
Quinn: Isn’t this magical? It’s almost like we have the whole island to ourselves!
Tiddies: It’s so peaceful. And that water looks amazing. I wish we could go swimming…
Quinn: Who says we can’t?
Quinn grabs your hand and leads you out into the water!
Quinn: Come on!
Tiddies: Ha ha! Whoa!
Quinn: Hope you’re a good swimmer!
Tiddies: I’m pretty much an Olympian.
Quinn: Good, ‘cause I’m not the best at it. So if anything happens, just carry me back to the beach and give me CPR, okay?
Tiddies: Sure, I’ll be your hero.
You strip down to your bathing suit. The water is warm and welcoming, its soothing currents curling around your legs.
Tiddies: Are you always this spontaenous?
Quinn’s eyes come to rest on the horizon.
Quinn: No. I wasn’t always like this… But after last year, I’ve tried to make the most out of every day.
Quinn falls silent.
You scoop up a handful of water and splash it all over Quinn!
Tiddies: Hah!
Quinn: Oh, I get it. You’re pretty spontaneous yourself!
Then she smirks and splashes you back!
Tiddies: Ha ha! Hey!
You splash each other, drenching yourselves. Quinn rushes towards you…Then trips and falls onto you! You fall onto your back in the surf, with Quinn on top of you!
Quinn: Oops.
Tiddies: Don’t apologise to me.
Suddenly, Quinn’s eyes light u[, and she pulls off you!
Quinn: Tiddies! Look!
Something small and dazzling leaps out of the water and unfurls wings that gleam like jewels!
Tiddies: Whoa!
The creature flutters in front of Quinn, its iridescent wings catching the sunlight… Then it zips off into the distance.
Quinn: Did that seriously just happen?! Have you ever seen anything like that?
Tiddies: This island must have species we’ve never even heard of before!
Quinn turns back toward the shore.
Quinn: Guys, did you see that?!
Craig: Huh? Who cares? Do you see this?
Craig is slowly burying a snoring Raj under a pile of sand.
Michelle: Ugh, every else already went to the hotel! Come on, let’s catch up! Who’s gonna carry my bag?
The others start to head up, leaving you and Quinn behind as the surf swirls around you.
Tiddies: I can’t believe they missed it! It was incredible!
Quinn: You and I are the only ones who saw it. It’s almost like… we shared a secret.
She looks at you for a long moment and laughs.
Quinn: I’m glad you were with me, Tiddies.
Tiddies: Me too.
You and Quinn head back up the beach and get dressed before catching up with Michelle, Raj, and Craig. Together, you wind your way up the paved road with your suitcases. You’re beginning to fatigue when you come around the bend…
Michelle: This must be it…
Quinn: The Celestial!
Craig: Aw, hell yeah, now that’s what I’m talking about!
Raj: Is this place even real?
Michelle: Let’s go already! My luxury suite is waiting!
Your group excitedly heads toward the lobby, passing under a long, ornamented overhang of white marble.Your heartbeat quickens with excitement as your group rushes through the automatic doors… And the five of you freeze.
Tiddies: Uhhh…
Raj: What the…
The group that left with Lila is standing in front of you, bewildered. Beyond them, the entire lobby is devoid of life.
Lila: I… I don’t understand.
The silence is deafening. The front desk stands deserted. Suitcases and luggage carts lie unattended. On a table, a half-finished wine glass gathers dust…
Craig: Hey, Tiddies, uh… do you happen to know… where the hell is everyone?
Thoughts on the episode…
Oh Endless Summer… I do wish I had the patience to finish you. I just know how much this is going to cost and that puts me off finishing it every time. I love the characters - particularly Estela, Quinn and Zahra (aka, interesting, fleshed out female characters with differing personalities the way human females do) and the storyline (as much as I’ve got through anyway,) and I can’t wait to romance everyone in-between everything that’s happening.
I’ve never got past book 1, but thanks to tumblr I do already know what happens at the end and I’m not happy about the fact that at some point I’m going to have to make the ultimate decision. But anyway, I’m excited for the journey!
Fave character of the chapter: Jake
Least fave character of the chapter: Michelle
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