#Jake is my main man buuuut

[jakeyt]

…the temptation to make my icon Joshua at Soundside is daunting… it’s terrifying… it’s scaring me…

but I can’t bc of my handle, right ??????? 😩🥲

[hilsonrights]

characters that my slytherin ass deems also sytherin

Deadpool. Cmon, this is kinda obvious. He (movie DP, anyway) literally kills to achieve his main goal- revenge.

Evan Hansen. I dunno where Slytherin Evan came from but I'm on board.

Alexander Hamilton. Okay, hear me out, that would be enough. LMM thinks so too. "Ambition is my folly." And Hamilton canonically compares himself to Macbeth. Buuuut, Daniel Radcliffe thinks he'd be a Ravenclaw. Happy compromise, Slytherclaw. IMO, Hamilton would definitely be brave and bold enough to be a Gryffindor, but thats just me. But Slytherclaw first.

Aaron Burr. His overly ambitious ass literally shot a man who contributed to his losing the election.

Angelica Schuyler. This is mostly my own wishful thinking, but she's fiercely loyal and ambitious in a way that just makes me feel that she's at least a little Slytherin. She's definitely a Slytherclaw tho.

Elphaba. Elphaba is smart, quick tounged, also fiercely loyal, stands up for what she believes in, and is literally green; I'm here for it.

Eli Loker. For those of you who dont know, my husband Eli Loker is a character on my current favorite TV show, Lie To Me. He's logical, ambitious, passionate, slick, and cynical. It could be argued that he, too, is a Slytherclaw. And honestly? He could be a Gryffindor, I think he'd have the balls bravery to be. But definitely Slytherin to some degree, as well.

Sweeney Todd. Cmon.

Ezekiel Jones. Oh, my boy. My soulmate from The Librarians. He's a master thief, ambitious, fiercely loyal, clever as hell, and in season one, he that he'd sell out the Library to save himself and the Apple of Discord deemed him to already be the worst version of himself. He definitely has "a certain disregard for the rules".

Jake Stone. Okay Librarians fans, here me out. Slytherclaw/Gryffindor. Brains, of course, and I could definitely see him being sorted into Ravenclaw. But he's resourceful, clever, ambitious, and he honestly just strikes me as Slytherin.