#Jade rambles

[jadequarze]

Just started reading Love Bullet and the fact that chapter 0 pulled me in is, hm, welp guess who's going to read all of it

Cupids with guns is so funny to me

[strawbbfluff]

Nooo… *yawns and lifts up shirt* please don’t tickle me… *puts feet in your lap* that would just be horrible… *stretches and lifts arms above head*

[jade-or-smthg]

i need yall to see this actually

[raineadey]

gustholomule shippers are about the funniest people in the fandom

[jade-efflorescence]

a powerpoint based on my two current obsessions. this was so fun to make, thanks for hosting this event!

[spooky-salesman]

Me seeing my fave character become “uwu soft boy who does no wrong”-ified by a fandom (it’s a canon even.) (it can not be prevented)

[witch-of-gastronomy]

You can Trust compression gear all you want but there are zero indicators to how much you gained in the last week or month, or worst of all, it malfunctions and messes up your weight to height ratio. Many such cases resulted in more than wardrobe malfunction, moreso of a wardrobe destruction to be exact. :B

Might as well ditch compression gear and just show everything off to avoid such mishaps around, we don't want any new lard giants popping up, do we?

[jadequarze]

The victims of Marcille's 'healing' are something special

Marcille everyone, truly

[strawbbfluff]

verbal teasing will have me floored each and every time

[jade-or-smthg]

guys do you think kazui had an emo phase

[raineadey]

ok so after reading 7 ao3 pages of gustholomule fics ive concluded a couple common things ive seen of this pairing:

these boys love going out at 3 am

gus can not cook

matt being rly good at drawing

matt finding out that gus kept his artifacts

gus and his delirious rambling abt matt when sick

the keeper enjoys seeing these two dance around each other

matt staying over at gus' house and being awkward around perry

perry (and literally everyone else who arent their friends) thinking theyre dating

steve and matt having the "i may or may not have kidnapped your friend as a scout" "you WHAT" talk

gus memorizing every detail of matts appearance and behaviour so he can easily tell if an enemy disguised as his friend

matt learning illusion magic with gus and it being like: "think of an image, anything. focus hard on the details that image and the illusion should be fine" "*accidentally makes an illusion of gus. bonus points if hes smiling*"

gus is the one who drives

matt clinging onto gus as he flies

graveyard adventures

matt pulling a few strings and getting gus back in the has

gus loves playing with matts hair

matts family owning the book nook

did i mention going out on midnight walks

gus being the only one matt can slowly trust to be vulnerable around

gus having a bit of a crush on steve bc he reminds him of matt

matt hiding under his hoodie

cattholomule. nya and stuff

steve playing counselor for matt when he has a fight with gus

gus taking care of matts clumsy self

matt knowing a bit of healing magic

ice scream date !!

gus trying to get matt to sit with him and the hexsquad during lunch

matt idly making mini gus figurines out of wood. bonus if gus finds out and wants one to keep

matt lending gus a shirt but its too small

they are so normal ab each others hands

feel free to add

[jade-efflorescence]

☕️ tell us more about your thoughts on twiyor? 🥰❤️

so glad you asked about this <33 twiyor was the first of my otps i publicly put out content for so they have an extra special place in my heart!

i absolutely love how right from the start, their relationship has been filled with a sort of refreshing uncertainty. twilight is caught off guard by everything yor is and isn't. he fully expects their dynamic to be strictly business, and yet her genuine kindness and fierce love for their little family opens up a part of him he always thought was burned away by the horrors of war and espionage. ironically in being so dedicated to the role of "family man," twilight offers himself more room to see yor as her own self and not solely a risk or pawn. he still has a long way to go before he can truly admit he cares for her, but his recent actions and thoughts viewing yor as more than part of his mission is a step in the right direction.

yor in turn encourages twilight as she gains strength from his words, caring for him deeper than she knows herself. in a way, they understand each other more than anyone else. they have both given up large parts of their life for others, haunted by the ghosts of their and others' pasts. they are both morally gray, and can be seen struggling under the weight of that: especially as being a forger brings them face to face with a future they feel they do not deserve to live. at their cores, they are broken, flawed people who put the idealized peace of others ahead of themselves. throughout all this, they find a steady bond in each other which i'm sure will be explored even more in the future.

some songs that remind me of them:

amazing and pluto projector by rex orange county (both from twilight's pov!)

must be love by laufey (this one is definitely from yor's pov! everything that laufey comes out with can remind me of twiyor honestly <33)

the best is yet to come by frank sinatra, covered by matt dusk (this little piece fits the 1920s aesthetic of the series perfectly, i could definitely see them dancing to this in their kitchen post reveal)

first time by lifehouse (@ari_gateau on ao3 first recommended this on the wise hq discord, and i haven't been able to get it out of my head since)

you are in love by taylor swift (this one is SO self explanatory it's not even funny XD)

thank you again for the ask!

[spooky-salesman]

My Roman Empire is in the Arc of a Scythe series making me feel extrem sympathy for Goddard.

His Sh scene in the Toll

His ENTIRE CHAPTER IN GLEANINGS.

He is such a well rounded villain if I want to punch this man in the jaw and nuts but also give him a warm glass of milk and a weighted blanket.

[khannatree]

i need for ppl to be like "what the fuck even goes on in this fic" everytime i post art for eyeballs to entrails

[adellovesrowan]

working on some pins

[rattlehead66]

after all these years I might have a path to surgery, but it currently feels like the most suspicious no guarentees way where you sort of don't ask where the cash came from....at least for now, pretty sure it will be explained when I can actually touch base properly and not the random ass cryptic fucking text messages