#Jade and Jake’s mom: Judo Harley. I refuse Joey as their mother I hate that headcanon the person who made it can put a stick up their ass

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I am of the opinion that if we’d gotten a Dadbert/Dadcrocker kid he’d be cooler than Jane and June/John combined. He’d be absolutely swagging awesome. This guy is 13 and he already smokes while baking with his punk grandma and grandad. He gets TWO whole guardians. He’s better than his nerd kids, and does not claim them. His name is Jack, and he likes cake and is an actual master prankster. He learned it from grandadbert. Thank you.