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#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#press pics#they give him lil waves in his hair and im instantly like ohh hhh ouhhhhh my prettiest flower petal 🌸😞#call me jacob sartorious the way i would give u my sweatshirt so u will never get cold
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ashamed to admit this but i still know most of the words to idubbbz's disstrack
#desire mona#i never went down the alt right pipeline i just. almost did. but thankfully 2016 musical.ly was soooo queer#i wanna be gay! cuz ur fucker an i wanna savour it. its cool after smashing you ill paypal u 2k!#oh no! u gettin mad? gonna knock the phone right outta my hand? that shit was fucking absurd. ur a rapper who cant resolve shit with words?#talk like u eatin some paste (aye) is that ur iq or ur age (aye) say to ur audience face (aye) how jacob sartorious tastes#hey look afraid mustve seen a ghostwriter well ditto little bitch but im not scared to show mine#thoughtsing
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this random thing i was watching jsut remidned me of that stupid ass video of jack dylan grazer pretending to be a youtuber and i just wanted to take a quick second to thank him for his impact as an unintentional comedic legend. he is involved in at least 5 of the funniest videos ever i’ve seen
#the youtuber one i mentioned#of course the iconic weed apology#that one where he’s vaping and he awkwardly turns the camera on finn wolfhard begging him to stop#there’s also that one vifeo where he’s like. singing along to music in his it trailer and for some reason he’s just fucming Crying and it’s#so funny#there’s also this one musically of him lipson img sweatshirt by jacob sartorious thay i like to occasionally return back to#there are also these tik toks where he is saying literally nothing and they make me cry#also of course the iconic v team video#sometimes when i’m down i rewatch that idc it’s so funny#sorry for posting abt jack dylan grazer being funny on main i’m still 13 at heart#he just has some of the funniest nonsense delivery ever#i apologize this post came out of nowhere.
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#there is NO WAY i just saw someone thirst posting about JACOB SARTORIOUS#yall would fuck a WOOD CHIPPER if it was skinny and white
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i didnt even realize there was a qsmp event today um
#opps?#i was a tad busy i suppose#i knew there was one on the 17th but for some reason i thought it was the 16th all day today#i also missed fortnite friday w jacob sartorious bc i was traveling#well its okay ill piece it together from the bloggers tomorrow
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I’m already on the Jenna Ortega hate train
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Jacob Sartorious and his armpits
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i met jacob sartorious’s mom when i was 12 and she said i could marry him
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everything i hear about ward sounds like a jacob sartorious imagine
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Thinking about my middle school years when my friends and I added Jacob Sartorious to our group chat for no reason and on two different occasions he actually viewed it.
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I’ve only ever seen this singular clip of this show that cast both paul dano and jacob sartorious (wow) but “damn good will hunting, chill” is such an important quote in my life
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i was just listening to a song on spotify and it changed to a random song after and i was like “oh this is catchy” and it was fucking jacob sartorious 🤡
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#yes these are all real events from my life!#feel free to send me an ask if you want to hear any of the stories#specific polls#polls#gray makes waves
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hewoooo owo >.< g’mornin!!!!! sweetie cheeks ! may i pweaseee request a silly lil idea? pweassssseeee <33 ihi ihi ihi i would weallly weally love for a rin fwuff fic where he is a weally big jacob sartorious stan >< and he sings us sweatshirt after an argumnt!! like he is standing outside da window and singing to us wif da guitar !!! <33 pwease pwease pweaseeeeeeee mwaaa
"Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end Girl you can wear my sweatshirt Cuz you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold So baby wear mine... And you can wear my, my, my, my sweatshirt And I don't want you to be cold, Cold, co- co- co- cold So you can wear my," rin sings after an argument, standing outside the window and singing to you with the guitar.
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