#JRU blurb

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JRU request: Role play! Maybe pretending like you don’t know each other at a bar and he makes the first move…and takes you home.

okay 100%. obviously jason can act lmao and he’s great at improv and while you may not be as talented at it, he makes it so fun. jason is, not paranoid, but very worried about exposing you to the media before you’re ready. not that he’s ashamed of you, but he knows it’s a lot in general considering you’re not famous and then it’s even crazier considering his ex. there’s also the added layer of you being a PA at SNL, he doesn’t want anyone to think you got the job because of him, even though you had it before the two of you even met. i mean, it took him two years to even introduce you to the ted lasso crew because of covid and paparazzi. i don’t think he’d want to risk doing role play at a bar then.

HOWEVER. y’all got together on new year’s eve (as we saw in last night’s fic) and only a couple weeks after that, will forte is hosting SNL. and of course, jason has to go, it would be rude to not go to his best friend’s show…so what if his girlfriend would also be there. and yes i said girlfriend because y’all officially defined the relationship and it’s fucking perfect and messy and cute like everything between huh.

that week, you’re in charge of running cue cards back and forth, so jason, who’s in the front row, has the perfect combination of watching the show and seeing you run around frantically. he thinks it’s fucking hilarious. both of you get swooped up after the show, jason pulled along with his friends to will’s dressing room while you have clean up.

Jas ❤️: see you at the after party baby

when you’ve arrived at the booked restaurant, you notice that every person from jason’s time at SNL came out of the woodworks for will’s show, which makes sense. you head over to the restaurant bar, figuring you won’t see jason until the end of the party when you head to his place. you’re still early on in your relationship, no one knows you’re together, and all of his friends are there, you totally understand him not coming over to you. you’re standing at the bar, nursing your drink when you sense someone slide onto the stool next to yours, “well fuck, you’re the hottest person in this room.”

your cheeks warm at the compliment, turning to see jason looking absolutely cozy and gorgeous as fuck in his purple sweater and jeans, wearing a baseball cap and glasses (which he knows is your favorite, that fucker). before you can return the compliment, jason sticks his hand out, “i’m jason, you?” you shake your head and snicker, shaking jason’s hand as he looks at you with a bright smile, “y/n, nice to meet you, jason.”

jason smirks, pleased with himself that you’re playing along, “hm, i dated a y/n once.” rolling your eyes, you take your hand back and take a swig of your drink, “oh did you?” jason nods, looking around the room to make sure no one is too close, but also because he needs a distraction from looking at you in your tight pants and low cut blouse, “yup, she could be annoying as hell. but really fucking good in bed.”

jason snorts as you swat him on the arm, “shut the fuck up.” jason turns back to you with a bright smile, “i’m joking, i’m joking. she was amazing, still is. the absolute best thing to ever happen to me, ‘cept for my kids of course.” you blush brightly as a small smile rests on your face. you two only became official a couple weeks ago and yet he was saying things like this, he was as crazy about you as you were about him.

the sweet moment soon changes though, jason sliding off his stool so that he’s standing next to you, his body covering yours from the rest of the room as he leans down, his hot breath on your ear, “i’m not kidding though, she was a fucking goddess in bed.” you let out a shaky breath, inconspicuously crossing one leg over the other, to which jason smirks at. you look up at him, purposeful innocent doe eyes staring at him to break him, “wanna see if i can live up to her hype?”

jason has never left a party so fucking quickly

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for the jru blurb thing: telling the kids they are having a sibbling. i need deets!

omg i feel like this could be a whole fic, maybe i’ll make a formal thing later, idk

in the JRU timeline, you and jason are engaged a couple months after your two year anniversary, at this point, the kids are 8 and 10. they met you 6 months after you and jason started dating and they love you from the beginning. you truly are the other half of jason, you compliment each other so well that the kiddos just instantly vibe with you. jason doesn’t ask them for their permission to propose to you but more so “how would you feel if y/n and i got married? your mom is always your mom, you’d just have extra love and she would be in our family. is that okay with you?”

the kids are just kinda dumbfounded like “i thought y/n was already in our family?” which of course makes jason fucking cry himself to sleep that night while you just hold him. anywho, they were so excited then when you got engaged because omg you’re gonna officially be their bonus mom! so when you find out four months later that you’re seven weeks pregnant, you’re not super nervous to tell the kids.

you know they love you (daisy asks you at least three times a week if it’s the day of your wedding despite you telling her y’all haven’t even chosen a date). so there’s not worries there, however, the two of them have been best friends for literally as long as each of them can remember. what if they don’t want to add someone to the mix? or what if they think you’ll love the baby more because the baby will be your “real” kid and they aren’t (which is absolute bullshit of course).

your anxiety brain and pregnancy hormones fuel your mind with these thoughts, leading to an anxiety attack and jason helping you to work through it. you thought about doing a cute announcement for the kids but with your anxiety, the two of you decide to just sit them down and tell them the exciting news.

“so, you know how y/n is joining our family?” the kiddos eagerly nod their heads, they’re legit so excited, it’s adorable. your anxiety calms enough that you continue for jason, “well, how would you feel about someone else joining our family too?” daisy and otis look at each other super confused before otis gasps, “ARE WE GETTING A PUPPY???” you and jason have absolutely no clue how your eardrums didn’t burst.

both of you chuckle, jason putting his hand on otis’s knee to try and bring him back down to earth, “no, not a puppy buddy, but maybe that’s something to consider based on that response.” jason looks at you with a smirk, you had been begging him for y’all to get a dog since you moved in a year ago, the smug bastard keeps denying you (little do you know it’s because he wants to get a puppy around the time you have the baby so that all the kids can have a built in new best friend, he’s such a fucking romantic it’s almost disgusting).

daisy just looks at you with wondering eyes, sure she would also love a puppy, but what are you talking about? she climbs into your lap, still small enough that she fits perfectly as she lays her head on your shoulder and plays with your hair, “who’s gonna join our family, y/n?”. you smile sweetly at her, then looking to otis, who is just as intrigued. taking a deep breath, you take jason’s hand into yours, “well, you two are going to have a baby sibling.”

you would have thought santa just stopped by to hand deliver presents based on how they react (lol). otis is running around the room, cheering, while daisy sits up in your lap, trying to hug both you and jason at the same time, though her little arms struggle with the reach. after a couple of minutes, otis calms down, sitting in jason’s lap, mirroring daisy on your lap as you sit next to jason.

“so, i take it you’re happy about the news?” daisy nods her head vigorously while otis looks at his dad like he’s stupid, “well, duh!” you smile brightly at your family, tears running down your face, which daisy quickly notices, “what, are you okay?” you nod at her as you wipe away your tears, jason rubbing your back, “she’s okay dais, y/n is crying because she’s so happy, not because she’s sad.”

daisy gasps, looking to otis as if she just found out the end of the world is coming, “wait! but the baby is gonna call y/n mom, won’t it confuse the baby that we call you y/n?” your heart flutters just a bit, this girl was so inquisitive, it made you so proud and she was already caring about the baby. you shake your head, “no, i’m sure it’ll be okay, daisy girl. i don’t want you to feel like you have to call me anything different just because a baby is on the way. i love you two just as much as i love the baby, no matter what you call me.”

daisy sheepishly looks to otis who plays with his fingers as he nervously speaks up, “but what if we want to call you something else?” the air hitches in your throat, even more tears coming to your eyes as jason smiles softly, watching the whole interaction. you smile at otis before looking to daisy who is already staring at you with big doe eyes like her father’s, “th-that would be perfectly alright with me.”

daisy clears her throat, playing with the ends of your hair for comfort, “well, we already have a mom. what if you were our mama?” cleared your throat to push back a sob that wanted to leave your mouth, looking over to see jason crying as well. you look back to the kids, placing one hand on daisy’s back and grabbing otis’s hand with your other one, “i would be so so happy to be your mama.” both kids smile brightly, laughing giddily before jumping off your laps and running to the other room to play.

jason pulls you closer by the hip, placing a kiss on the top of your head as you snuggle into his side, “i’d say that went well.” you nod softly as you wipe away your tears, “no offense bubs, but that was better than you proposing to me.” jason let’s out a loud laugh as he nods, laying his head atop yours, “fair enough, baby.”

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Sick days with Jas when the reader isn't doing well or feeling 100% either mentally or physically. Is he a good care giver?

jason is totally a good care giver but i think to an annoying extent. like y’all got together during winter so maybe the first time you’re sick is pretty early on in your relationship so you don’t tell him, you don’t want him to feel like he HAS to do anything for you. you just tell him you’re busy with a project for work. but he’s the cutest ever so he comes to drop off dinner at your place, wanting to make sure you eat while you’re busy, but then you open the door and. you know when you’re sick in a way you can see it? like all the color from your face is gone and you just look exhausted? yeah, that’s what he sees when you open the door.

so every time since then that you’re sick, he’s so attentive, it honestly gets on your nerves. but it’s cute, him and the kids will bring you soup in bed and then they’ll snuggle you while watching movies. but jason’s just kinda like “do you need a new gatorade? do you want to take a bath? should i take the kids to the park so you can have some alone time?” and you appreciate all that he’s offering except you’re feeling so shitty that all you want is him. so you’re kinda like “you either stop talking and get in bed to hold me, or you go a million feet away from me. you get no other options.”

when you’re pregnant?? oh my god, the first trimester is fucking hell on earth just from the morning sickness alone. jason is always there, he’s up with you in the middle of the night, he’s holding your hair back, he’s running to the bodega for your cravings. but your hormones are a little wild because duh so sometimes he’s just so caring that you snap at him. “i’m fucking fine, god i’m having a child, i’m not the fucking child.” jason’s face kinda drops and he backs up, and you just lose it, absolutely sobbing “i’m sorry, i didn’t mean it. i love you, please don’t leave, i love you so much, i’m so sorry jas.” he just wraps you up in his arms and holds you close, tell you that it’s okay, that life is a lot right now and sometimes we say things we dont mean.

that man is always there for you and he plans on being there for the rest of his life.

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Absolutely OBSESSED with the idea of Ted being a dad to a baby girl.

She’s a daddy’s girl from day one. She’s particularly fussy one night because her dad isn’t there. There’s a game happening which you have playing on the television screen. Henry is conflicted because he wants to watch the game and support his dad’s team but he’s also trying to be in big brother mode and keep an eye on his sister at the same time.

You’re holding your daughter against your chest. When the TV pans over to Ted on the screen, she makes grabby hands towards the screen and saying “dada!” You smile down at her, “yeah that’s your dad. I know you miss him, but he’ll be home soon, I promise.”

When he finally does make it home, Henry runs to the door first to greet him.

“Hey little man!” Picking his son up and giving him a quick spin around the room, to which he giggles delightfully.

Sitting his son back down and focusing on taking off his puffer jacket and he glances up to see Henry looking at him.

“What’s up kiddo? Everything alright?”

Henry shakes his head and leans in closer to his dad. “It’s sissy.”

Ted’s stomach drops to the tops of his shoes at the thought of his baby girl being hurt.

He tries not to panic. He doesn’t know the full story and he’s sure if something were truly and severely wrong, you would have called. But he’s a father - and that feeling of ‘oh my god, if anything happens to my child, I think I might die’ naturally kicks in.

“Wh-what’s wrong? Is she hurt?”

“No. I think she just really missed you.” Henry’s already dashing into the other room and ted’s fear dissipates. He’s following his son’s footsteps, peaking his head around the corner and sure enough, there’s his little girl making grabby hands towards him and squealing “dada!”

“Hey there sweet pea!” He’s grabbing her off her chest while leaning down to give you a kiss. You lean into his ear, “I’m gonna spend some time with Henry. I think the two of you need some daddy-daughter time.”

“What do you say angel, you wanna hang out with daddy? I can make you some chocolate milk, just how you like it, heavy on the chocolate and light on the milk.”

When you peak your head in later to check on them, there’s Ted and your daughter, chocolate milk in hand, giggling away like best of friends.

i don’t know which of you MOTHERFUCKERS keeps putting absolute gut punching fics in my inbox…

but please, for the love of god, keep them coming

i love the idea of jason with a baby, especially a baby girl (which we may or may not see in the coming JRU fic 👀)

but the idea of TED with a baby girl?? be still my fucking heart. i really want to have a mini me daughter. i’m a mini me of my mom and we’re super close, i really want that with a daughter of my own. but what i wouldn’t give to see ted lasso and a daddy’s girl. like, yes, please make me the chopped liver second choice if he’s the first choice.

and of course henry is just the best big brother ever because duh. he really is becoming his father and i just love it so much (shout out to @calzone-d’s most recent fic that perfectly captures this). henry, bless his little heart, had no clue the fear he put in his dad when saying something was wrong with his sister. ted would give up his entire annual salary to never feel that way again but let’s be honest, he feels that way at least two times a week because he’s so nervous about something happening to either of his kiddos.

the idea of watching ted coach with henry and our baby girl makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside (i think it may need to be added to my wip list). god, she just wants her daddy and he’s so close! she can see him right there on the screen! yet somehow he can’t hear her yelling for him and just like, rude.

he’s so happy to spend some time with his little girl when he gets home. he missed you all so much but he worries so much about missing any of her big milestones at work (even when he’s at nelson road, not even gone for an away game (but let’s be honest, ever since baby girl came, he tries to bring y’all with for every away game because he just can’t be away from his family)). he’s also always worried about her because she’s so young, she can’t understand why he’s away so often like henry can. keep in mind, he’s not actually away that often, it’s the same as really any job, she just has over a dozen extra protective big brothers, yet he’s still so worried that his absence will effect her. so when he comes back, he’s excited to see you all, but he loves that girl up so much.

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jason with a newborn!!! jason with a newborn!!! is it a girl? a boy?

i love you for sending this in

but i’m gonna be a jerk and not answer

only because this needs to be an entire fucking fic

this cannot just be a blurb

we must introduce the JRU baby in a formal way!!

that being said, send in votes for the sex of the baby!

send in name ideas!