#JOSSWHEDON COLLIDER GEEKCULTURE
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How geeks killed their own culture and made #justice League a fucking Whedon shit fest #DCEU
I developed a huge distaste for hard core comic book guys, that pushed #DCFILMS to the edge and act like they aren’t a part of the problem now that #JUSTICELEAGUE became this “fan” service to their stupid undeserving asses, since they complained since 2013 every fucking day. Snyder this, Snyder that, dark, gloomy, unhappy, not smiling, not my Superman blah blah blah. You do these daily fucking moronic talk shows, telling #DCEU fans that this is wrong, that is wrong, websites pick that up and post it as news. Then the morons that run the money at Warner Brothers call that weakling Geoff and say, what shall we do, he goes
“Well let’s pander to the comic book crowd that is responsible for 270 million In DC comics sales annually” - which means best case scenario around 4 million people, that would equate to a box office opening of 35 Million or best case 70 Million for all of them for one viewing, where a good Nolan movie would make that on a cheaper ticket than 2017 for about a week.
All these Collider, Screen junkies, Kevin Smith, ComicbookCast2, Mr Sunday Movies type of channels and a lot more I don’t have the time to name are the reason for the failure of DCFILMS, now they are cock swallowing the ugly monstrosity of Justice League, because you see Joss Whedon is one of their favorite MARBEL directors [no typo] and you see, he can’t do a bad movie, because you see Avengers were fucking awesome.
It is your fault, you repeated this lie for over fucking 4 years [1460 days], #DCEU fans were ok with MOS and BVS, sure Suicide Squad was off, but so are 10 MCU movies.
Now I have a Batman that reminds me of Clooney and a brainwashed Superman.
“I am a big fan of Justice!” – like who the fuck says that??
This isn’t your granddad’s Superman circa 1978, you fat fucks. Now all the Youtubers are praising JUSTICE LEAGUE because it’s what they ordered, little ugly mice. Fuck John Campea, Jon Schnepp, Mr Sunday Fucking Movies and the rapist from Screen Junkies, that all suck Star Wars dicks and praise the same fucking Marvel movies for being mediocre crap!
Batman v Superman is a cult classic! Admit it, it’s your fault, you poisoned the well and made everyone go pandering to you and the critics from generic sites like The Alabama Times, like who fucking knows movies in fucking Alabama and why the fuck should I care what Fat Bob, who is 71 thinks of my generations movies. Like go fucking watch Superman 78, old ass retired moron, that couldn’t cut it as a movie maker or a real ass journalist!
Dear WB if you want to pander to kids that are between 4 and 14, you can go and make animated movies, but when you make these, you put sex in them and violence and then for the adult stuff you make it like we are retarded or something. And critics praise your animated movies for being dark and mature and shit on your live actions for the same, that’s all you need to know about them.
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