#JONATHAN DESERVES ERINA AND SPEEDWAGON!!! TWO PURE FUCKING BLONDES WHO GIVE HIM SO MUCH LOVE
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((👀👀👀👀👀 Not related? Seems like Jonathan motherfucking Joestar canonically says otherwise.))
((If you call someone your brother chances are you won’t wanna fuck them.))
#I WON'T TAKE THIS FARTHER BUT I THINK IT'S MOTHERFUCKING SAFE TO ASSUME THAT IF JONATHAN CALLS DIO HIS BROTHER#THAT THEY ARE RELATED#BLOOD DOES NOT MATTER#I WON'T FUCK MY STEPBROTHER I WON'T FUCK MY COUSIN TJ DESPITE HAVING NO BLOOD RELATION TO ME#SO LET ME REPEAT: JONATHAN WOULDN'T FUCK DIO IF HE CALLS HIM HIS BROTHER#I'M JUST VERY HEATED ABOUT THIS AT THE MOMENT AND I DON'T WANT 'WELL ACTUALLY'S#also btw i won't name them since how much they share publically is up to them but#a pretty popular (compared to me) daily blog mod i'm friends with agrees with me 100% on this down to the it's gross#and i know countless others who agree. daily runners. ones who don't have daily blogs. unpopular blogs. popular ones.#also i want to come down on this more tbh bcuz i'm real salty dio isn't even GOOD for jonathan#like. he's a shitty manipulative BROTHER what makes you think he'd be a good LOVER#like this is coming from someone who LOVES dio and HAS A BLOG FOR HIM#DIO IS A PIECE OF SHIT LITERALLY EVEN IF THEY WEREN'T BROTHERS#JONATHAN DESERVES ERINA AND SPEEDWAGON!!! TWO PURE FUCKING BLONDES WHO GIVE HIM SO MUCH LOVE#i'm fucking DONE now to go make an edit of dio's eyebrows bcuz a friend said he had 1 steely dan brow and one square root brow
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