#JJxDarcy

[msweebyness]

So...how did it go when Jj told people back in halloween town who he was dating???

(Setting: Town Meeting in Halloween Town. JJ home for the weekend. The topic has drifted to the VK’s (of course)

Mayor: It’s a travesty, is what it is! What were they thinking, bringing her here? That girl is dangerous, I tell you!

Sally: N-now, hold on! We haven’t even met her yet, we shouldn’t-

Clown With The Tearaway Face: We don’t NEED to meet her! She’s Oogie’s daughter, his cloth and blood! That’s all we need to know!

Undersea Gal: I bet she’s just as bad as him, if not worse!

The Wolfman: She’ll probably kill someone!

(No one notices JJ silently fuming)

Mummy Boy: D-do you think she’ll try and hurt us?!

Harlequin Demon: I wouldn’t put it past her!

Tall Witch: We have to do something!

Mayor: Yes! Jack, what do you suggest?

Jack: We’ll definitely have to keep vigilant! If I know Oogie, he brought up his daughter to be a mini him! There’s no telling what she’s capable of or who she’ll hurt given the chance! The most important thing is-

JJ: OH MY GODS, SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE F$#% UP!

(Everyone gapes at him in shock)

Jack: Son, what on Earth-

JJ: STUFF IT, DAD! I’M TALKING, YOU’RE LISTENING! WHAT THE HELL GIVES ANY OF YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THIS SHIT?! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW DARCY!

Melting Man: Oh, so that’s her name…

JJ: WAS I DONE TALKING?! IF YOU THINK I’M PISSED RIGHT NOW, SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON’T STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND!

(A gasp rips through the room)

JJ: …You heard me, I said girlfriend! I’m dating Darcy Boogie! We’ve been together for three months now! Just because she’s one of the few lucky ones that has a good relationship with her dad, doesn’t mean she IS him! She’s awesome and cool and smart and funny and brave and beautiful and she can throw some jackass perv out the window and she’s the most incredible woman I’ve ever met and I love her! And if you have a problem with that, you can call 1-800-EAT A DICK!

(With that, he storms out, everyone still sitting in stunned silence)

(After a minute, Jack and Sally get up to follow their son. They find him sitting on the stairs outside City Hall, throwing rocks at the fountain.)

Jack: Well…that was certainly an…unexpected revelation.

(JJ turns and gives him a death glare)

JJ: If you don’t like it, tough shit. I’m not breaking things off with her.

Sally: We’re not asking you to. (JJ looks up in surprise, as Sally gives a pointed look to her husband.) What your father means is that you were right to call everyone out for judging…

JJ: Darcy.

Sally: Without meeting her. And if she means that much to you…

Jack: We owe it to you as our son to at least give her the benefit of the doubt. You should…bring her by sometime. She sounds like quite the interesting young lady.

JJ: (Turns back to the fountain) That’s up to her to decide.

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