#JIMMYNEUTRONRANTGARBAGE

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why jimmy is SUCH a pisces

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jimmy was a piece of shit in “safety first”

jimmy pissed me off sm in this episode ok so like what happens is there’s this kid bullying him and stealing his lunches and shit and then cindy tries to HELP by telling jimmy to talk to an adult. jimmy’s dumbass thinks cindy is like attacking him or some shit and takes it personally when no, she was deadass tryna be NICE and look out for him. so then he invents those retarded ass nanobots to attack his bully for him and everything goes wrong as usual in classic jimmy neutron fashion LOL, but when things went well at first ofc he had to gloat to cindy abt it bc that makes him feel macho ig to have been able to fight off the bully himself instead of relying on a girl’s advice. i swear THIS is why cindy is mean af to jimmy all the time bc when she tries to he nice to him he still has to be an arrogant prick about it LOL so can u rlly blame her. like jfc those nanobots lose control and start causing a whole bunch of problems and attacking everyone else in the school all bc jimmy’s retarded ass couldn’t handle swallowing his pride and letting someone HELP him.

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why i’m a cindy apologist

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WHAT I THINK THE JIMMY NEUTRON CHARACTER’S BIG 3 ARE IN ASTROLOGY

alright let’s do this shit. this is a continuation of the post analyzing the sp character’s big 3 go read that one first. YOUR BIG THREE IS YOUR RISING, SUN, & MOON. THE THREE LAYERS OF AN ONION. YOUR RISING IS HOW YOU APPEAR, YOUR SUN IS WHO YOU ARE, AND YOUR MOON IS YOUR DEEP EMOTIONAL SIDE. and yeah i’m pretty sure all of their sun signs have been confirmed by the show bc their birthdays are all floating around on the internet LOL.

JIMMY:

yeah jimmy is a LEO rising. there's no doubt about it. the amount of ego and superiority this one kid has is fucking insane. he's a stubborn shithead who thinks he's always right and wants to lead and be in charge. he has rizz which is why he fools all the citizens of retroville into thinking he's a brave hero even tho all the problems he fixes HE fucking caused. but yeah he's actually a pisces sun bc jimmy is an oversensitive baby who runs on his emotions for fucking everything. his imagination is out of control and he gets all of these wildass ideas to make stupid ass inventions in retaliation bc a girl was picking on him at school without making an effort to actually have the inventions work for real LOL classic piscean nonsense (which is why i hate them). and down to the final layer of the onion the boy is an aquarius moon...i mean come on do i even need to explain why? even tho jimmy is an overly sensitive beta male he still sucks at relating to people emotionally and is way too fucking logical and aloof abt shit. all he cares abt is science. if he had the choice between some pussy and some physics formulas he would choose the latter.

CARL:

carl is honestly so boring i couldn't give two shits about him bc he has no development outside of being a comic relief. but bro is a cancer rising. carl comes across like a whiny ass baby that's gentle and fragile af but yeah he's actually just double earth. he's a capricorn sun bc carl is like realistic and down to earth af especially compared to jimmy with his retarded delusional ass pisces mind. carl can be the voice of reason sometimes when jimmy wants to do some dumbass shit and he'll caution him abt it & keep him grounded. carl likes to play it safe which is also why he's a taurus moon bc all bro wants to do is stay home and eat and watch the llama channel.

SHEEN:

yeah sheen is a gemini rising he talks way too fucking much about random ass shit LOL. he always has something interesting or witty to say and sometimes he'll just reference something out of nowhere. he also has way too much fucking energy and is ADHD af. but sheen is actually a scorpio bc he's rlly passionate and focuses really intensely on his ultra lord and action figure collecting hobby. he's also rlly caring & loyal af to the people he cares abt (like libby or his dad) and brave too and willing to put himself in dangerous situations to help his friends. in my personal experience i've noticed that scorpio sun tends to bring out the more lighthearted, caring, and sensitive side of scorpio while scorpio moons and scorpio mars are the more fucked up and vengeful types LOL. and yeah he's a sag moon bc sheen is SUPER fun, enthusiastic, and optimistic and always up for an adventure. he can be brutally honest too and there are a lot of moments in the show where he roasts the shit out of another character over some dumb shit they're doing. (yeah sheen is actually way smarter than he seems he just sabotaged his brain with cartoons and sugar as he said in that one episode LOL)

CINDY:

yeah cindy is an aries rising which was honestly the easiest fucking rising sign to pick LOL. she comes across EXTREMELY aggressive and physically strong. cindy is competitive af and has to be #1 at everything. but yeah she's a gemini bc that bitch is the world's biggest smartass and likes to be smarter than everyone and she runs her mouth constantly and never shuts the fuck up LOL. she’s a two faced bitch who pretends to hate jimmy to be cool even tho she’s obsessed with him. cindy’s intelligent af and always has something witty and clever to say and she can charm and manipulate the shit out of anyone bc of this. and she’s social af and has like 58389392 interests and hobbies and wants to be good at everything. but yeah cindy is actually a scorpio moon bc she’s sensitive AF and rlly caring deep down in an obsessive scorpio way and the bitch WILL fucking bite back at you if you slight her over something small. she’s possessive AF and gets jealous easily too like a typical scorpio too LOL.

LIBBY:

yeah libby is DEF an aqua rising bc the bitch is weird af and she comes across super aloof and in her own little world. i mean the bitch has headphones on like 90% of the time and is always listening to music and then when someone finally does get her attention she just rambles on abt some random shit no one cares about like how she's related to cleopatra or how she loves some random ass hip-hop group LOL (no wonder her and sheen ended up together). but yeah she's actually just a sag sun bc libby is EXTREMELY outgoing, fun & adventerous and she also has a temper if u mess with her and she doesn't have the patience for fake stupid bullshit like how she calls cindy out on her gemini ass for pretending to hate jimmy when she likes him. and then she's a libra moon bc libby is like the voice of reason sometimes in the group and the only sane sensible one LOL. she mediates A LOT of conflicts like when jimmy and cindy are fighting or sheen and carl are fighting.

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btw this is my character analysis i did on sheen a while ago, i rlly wanna do one on libby now bc she’s a queen (quite literally) lol

this video is way ahead of its time

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why libby likes sheen

ok after re-watching jimmy neutron for the 58389292 time i’ve started to realize how much i’ve slept on shibby like i’m starting to like it more than jindy like idk ig it’s bc i’m more mature now so i’ve been able to appreciate the complexities of their relationship more than jimmy & cindy’s which is just problematic af LOL. ik jindy took up like all the screen time and was the main ship of the show but like shibby had a lot of good stuff about it too. ok but something i never rlly noticed before are all these subtle moments of like libby crushing over sheen i never noticed before where libby will like stick up for sheen when everyone is being a cunt to him or like be the only one willing to listen to him and hear him out when everyone else thinks he’s weird & crazy. and i think the reason why libby is like so empathetic and caring towards sheen and doesn’t judge him is bc like she’s kind of eccentric like him too. sheen has his obsession with ultra lord and comics and shit like that but libby is obsessed with music and stuff so she def has a geeky side too and understands what it’s like to have a hobby that you’re rlly into and hyper-fixate on lol. and sheen is also extremely ADHD and will just get distracted easily and blurt out random shit, obviously libby is way more grounded but she has her moments like this too where like she’ll be jamming out to music and have headphones in or some shit and not pay attention to something crazy going on around her LOL. like a good example was when the kids were playing baseball and when they threw the ball at libby she just let it hit her feet because she had her headphones in and didn’t care. but libby def had a sheen moment in the episode “beach party mummy” when she kept rambling on about how she’s related to cleopatra and cindy called her out and was like “you’ve told us that a million times”. also there’s been evidence that libby likes ultra lord too and she was shown playing an ultra lord video game in jimmy timmy power hour 2.

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Why I ship Jimmy x Cindy more than Timmy x Cindy

Ugh I’m so annoyed that my JN feels came back…lol. Anyways so I ship both of them so I’m not trying to hate on Tindy or whatever if that’s what the ship is called, but I’ve noticed a lot of people lately saying they like Tindy more than Jindy. I get that bc Jimmy sucks and I can’t stress that enough like no one hates Jimmy more than I do LOL, and it’s true af that Jimmy is toxic and Timmy was nicer to Cindy and actually payed attention to her. The reason why Jindy works better though imo is the fact that no one is realizing that Timmy is toxic too, for a different reason tho. First of all Timmy had to lie to Cindy that he’s a genius and pretend to be something he’s not to impress her, and Cindy made it clear from the start how she didn’t wanna date him if he wasn’t smart. When Cindy found out Timmy was actually dumb, she still did like him though, but I think that was mostly bc Timmy was just giving her attention and she was having fun pitting Jimmy and Timmy against each other and shit. Bc by the last Jimmy Timmy Power Hour special once Cindy already was aware Timmy isn’t actually a genius, all she seemed to care about was trying to get the two boys to fight over her to get their attention LOL. And it actually seemed like she became more interested in Jimmy again. But yeah as I was saying Timmy had to LIE to get Cindy to like him, Jimmy may be a douche but he wouldn’t lie to Cindy or be all fake and pretend to be something he’s not. Jimmy can be so honest and straightforward that he’s downright blunt sometimes. And one of the most important aspects of a relationship is trust and honesty, and Jimmy & Cindy have seen both the best and worst sides of each other over and over, but still love each other in spite of their flaws. And the fact that they fight so much too shows how they’re willing to be real with each other, bc they say the person you argue with the most is the person you love the most. I also feel like a big reason why Cindy fell for Timmy was just to spite Jimmy, I mean it was so obvious that she was trying to use him to make Jimmy jealous in a bunch of scenes, and the fact that she deadass kept comparing Timmy to Jimmy over and over, which showed she was really just fixated on Jimmy not Timmy. And I think the reason why Cindy was trying soooo hard to convince herself that Timmy is a genius too, was bc she was just upset with Jimmy for not being there for her or whatever so she wanted to attribute all of Jimmy’s traits and the things she likes about Jimmy onto Timmy.

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But srsly I’m not kidding Cindy carried the whole show and the episodes that focused on Jimmy & Cindy’s love/hate relationship specifically were the most entertaining. The episodes that just focused on Jimmy were boring af (bc Jimmy sucks) and were only saved by the scenes with Sheen & Carl or the occasional Hugh subplot LMAO

Cindy after carrying The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius for 3 seasons

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Honestly I hate this episode it pisses me off sm like Jimmy was a dick to Carl and made him cry and then when Cindy & Libby actually stood up for Carl and called Jimmy out on his shit they were painted as the bad ones and got coal at the end 🙄

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