#JEEZY FUCK

[theycallmejeezycreezy]

Happy Birthday Jason Grace.

Zoom high, man ⚡️

[hildegardladyofbones]

Honestly the OTP of arcane is viktor x godhood. Jayce never stood a chance

[hamsamwich23]

Can I fw Regretavator for a little while chat

[darkhopping]

another shouldve been a jrpg moment: christianity went off w hypostatic union . name goes hard also tfw its both theophagy and cannibalism at the same time !! multi track drifting

[confetti-critter]

The night is young and I am free to do whatever my heart desires but unfortunately I have once again found myself trapped in the Time Prison and so I

[bibleofficial]

think i broke my knee and my parents are talking ‘we’ll help u get to school ❤️’ like can yall use ur fucking heads for ONCE if i CANT WALK take me to a HOSPITAL jesus fucking CHRIST this is why i do everything MYSELF

[brightfemurz]

i got called he/him in a voice call without ever mentioning my pronouns and got offhandedly told that my voice sounded hot (i was very eepy and so my voice was tired and low pitched). i think ive peaked im packing up and going home.

[lafortis]

Okay goodnight gamers. I'm all fucked up and shit but I'll live. I wish I didn't have to shoulder certain emotional and interpersonal burdens amongst my family but fuck it, that's why Jesus Christ himself gave me broad shoulders nahmean

[theycallmejeezycreezy]

It’s almost three am and I’m listening to this shit

[damagedyetrepairable]

I bet you feel like the whole world hatin on you

But what's the hold up?

The whole world waitin on you

[theycallmejeezycreezy]

I’m not sure kiddo but I would’ve picked it

Maybe I lose some followers along the way but that is okayyy I am not sorry to see them go ✌️

[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

I've read this book. It's horrifying.

[deadlock]

i love that the garmadon family beat both jesus and his fursona in the i lived bitch beatdown

[bananonbinary]

jesus knew the future, you think he couldnt just turn water into monster energy whenever he wanted??

imagine what jesus could've accomplished if he'd had access to monster energy

[evenmyhivemindisempty]

Ms. Darth! Ms. Darth! Please pick me!

What kind of daddy (sexual) would each of the Holbrook characters be? Any and all Blackguard boys as well, if you are feeling kindly disposed!

Oh jeezy louisey. Okay. *cracks knuckles* let’s get into it.

Steve Murphy: When Steve tries to be a Daddy for Connie, he’s a stern, no-nonsense Daddy that doesn’t want any funny business from her, and grounds her when she tries to inappropriately touch Daddy’s dick! Steve actually thinks this game is very fun. Connie does not. Steve gets into it a little more when it’s with Javi - he’s still stern, but a little more prone to getting flustered, and this Daddy can absolutely be bribed out of giving a spanking with a blowjob instead.

Donald Pierce: Pierce can call himself Daddy, mostly out of the bedroom, but that’s about it. The whole thing just digs right into his trauma pressure points: when he actually tries to lean into being a Daddy during sex he gets way too mean, realizes he’s being way too mean, then gets way too soft and apologetic and abruptly, jarringly nonsexual.

If anyone wants to see what a disaster it is when Pierce tries to force himself to play Daddy, I actually wrote a fic about that! What Little Boys are Made Of

Cap Hatfield: Cap could be an excellent Daddy for a non-sexual impact scene! Go fetch Daddy a branch for a switch, and when you get back, Daddy’ll tan your hide!

Clement Mansell: Clement likes to talk a big talk about being “Daddy”, but at the end of the day he’d be such a shivery, adoring, relatively submissive Daddy that’s just head over heels for their baby. This Daddy is very into getting dicked-down too!

The Corinthian: I… I feel like for some reason Corinthian would channel Dream. Or maybe try to give his partner the “Daddy experience” Corinthian wishes he’d gotten instead of what he did? Aka a warmer, approving, emotionally open Daddy figure. Either way, I actually don’t see either of these scenarios going according to plan.

Eli Klaber: Klaber can be Mommy.

Danny Maguire: I feel like Danny tries to lean into the porn Daddy archetype. A lot of dirty talk about what a nasty little slut his baby is, and then a lot of vigorous fucking that’s mostly just… business as usual. Similar to Pierce, Danny does better when he has a Daddy - not when he is the Daddy.

Ty Shaw: Ty gets… really into the roleplay component, to a degree that is definitely not for everyone! He coos patronizingly about how bad his baby wants this, how naughty they are for seducing Daddy, how they need to be careful and quiet so they don’t wake up Mommy. I bet he’d get really into the idea of being an instructive Daddy too - teaching his baby how to have sex and showing them how good it can feel. I can see him playing around with a punishment aspect too, but he’s not gonna spank anyone - I think he’s more inclined to “punish” his sub by subjecting them to some rough fucking because they were “asking for it”.

Quinn McKenna: Quinn’s a cold, exacting Daddy with very specific expectations! But when his baby does good, he’ll dispense some praise (and maybe some orgasms, for extra good behavior). Also, for some reason I bet he likes being fully clothed while his partner’s totally nude. Or potentially in a slutty cheerleader or schoolgirl/schoolboy outfit? I could see that too. I also have NO idea why, but I think Quinn likes doing some genderplay when he’s Daddy. Emily could be his boy (Emily wasn’t wild about this), and Nebraska can be a schoolgirl (Nebraska is more down).