#JDHDOWUID

[batbill]

elaborating on "nonlethal" measures to get rid of Selina:

-disfigurement, especially to the face. humans *love* faces. particularly smooth and symmetrical ones. -dismemberment or paralysis. maybe not being able to rob museums will make her lose whatever spark has kept Bruce interested in her. -big, well-paying jobs in other countries. cant date her if shes not present. -rat her out to the cops, tell them all her hideouts and false identities and literally every scrap of information so she'll never see the light of day again -set her up romantically with someone who can distract her from Bruce -plague her with nightmares about Bruce that are so bad she cant look at him without being afraid -pay her to stop seeing him

thats all off the top of my head

Selina: wow batman sure is a looker!!

Bill, who is about to ruin her entire life with a snap of his fingers (it’s for funnies [hes not in denial of being jealous no]):

I would LOVE for you to tell me more about what you think would happen between batman and bill because oh my goodness you’re COOKING with these