#JAMES COCKED HIS THERAGUN

[hunter-rodrigez]

"James cocked his Theragun"

This is a theragun, btw:

It's a fucking vibrator...

Please tell me this whole thing is satire...

i’m lmfao at this shit

[lesboficfanatic]

😭😭😭

The straights will never not concern me,

“oh, I will. James cocked his Theragun”

I’m not 100% sure what a Theragun is but but I’m willing to bet James is seriously misusing it

i’m lmfao at this shit

[luimnigh]

Guys.

Guys.

"Chemommy"? "Tutu-fucker"? "James cocked his Theragun"?

This is parody. This cannot be anything but parody.

The preview ends with the Therapist about to use the therapy device/massaging sex toy as a pistol.

Either the preview is fake or the entire book is a satire of forbidden romance novels.

i’m lmfao at this shit

[squid-wizard]

this post actually killed me.

"James cocked his theragun"

i’m lmfao at this shit

[pogaytosalad]

James cocked his theragun

i’m lmfao at this shit

[herdreamywasteland]

James cocked his Theragun.

i’m lmfao at this shit