#JAIL KI ROTI

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She: I'll bite you

Me: a wise man once said *touches both ear*

TOH KAR NAAAA

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Rhea Chakraborty opens up on her life in jail, her first meal in prison and toilet facilities; also reveals that she danced on ‘Naagin Gin Gin’ when she got bail, at the request of her cell mates

4 years ago, Rhea Chakraborty was declared the biggest villain of India after Sushant Singh Rajput’s untimely demise. A section of the media and aam junta blamed her for his death. She even got arrested and had to spend nearly a month in jail. Rhea opened up about this episode in a conversation with author Chetan Bhagat on his show 'Deeptalk With Chetan Bhagat'.

Rhea Chakrabotry began by saying, “Due to COVID rules, I had to be in solitary confinement for 14 days. I was the only one in the room. I was asked if I’d like to have lunch. I was so hungry and tired that I ate whatever was given to me.” What was on the menu? “There was roti and capsicum ki subzi, which was just capsicum in water. It didn’t strike me at that point.”

She also said how she managed to remain positive during her ordeal, “I started feeling grateful when I saw that many prisoners don’t have family support. Or they don’t have Rs. 5,000 or Rs. 10,000 for their bail. At least, I have my family and friends. I told myself, ‘You will get justice. You will get bail. You have not done anything wrong. I have so much to learn from these women while I am here. Why am I wasting my time sulking about what is not in my control?’.”

Chetan Bhagat asked about the toilet facility in the jails. She said, “Jahan pe aap sote ho, uske bagal mein hi hota hai. It’s obviously not the best. It’s one of the hardest parts about being in jail.” She, however, added, “The mental trauma is so much harder that the physical trauma starts paling in front of it. You think ‘Ganda bathroom toh manage kar lungi’.”

Rhea Chakraborty talked further about her jail life, “There’s a canteen in jail from where you can buy biscuits. Kabhi kabhi chana bhi mil jaayega. You get a money order from your family of Rs. 5,000 a month. You have to manage in that amount. Un paiso se paani bhi aap kharid sakte ho, which is better than the tap water in jail. Rs. 2,500 toh usme hi chala jaata tha.”

As for meal times, she answered, “You get breakfast at 6 am, lunch at 11 am and you get dinner at 2 pm because it goes with the British way of things. They open the gates at 6 am and lock you at 5 pm. Until then, you can take the shower, go to the library etc.”

Rhea continued, “Most people save their dinner and have it at 7-8 pm. However, I changed my whole cycle. Yeh khana toh waise bhi khaya nahin jaayega. Garam hoga toh fir bhi khaya jaayega. Thanda toh bilkul nahin khaya jaayega. Hence, I started waking up at 4 am and finishing my dinner at 2 pm.”

And what was her reaction once she got bail? Rhea Chakraborty stated, “I had promised all the girls in the jail that I’ll dance for them the day I get bail. They were like ‘Aap heroine ho. Aap dance kar ke batao’. However, I was heartbroken as my brother didn’t get bail. The jailer came up to me and said, ‘I have told them that you won’t dance’. But I told the jailer, ‘I want to (dance) for them because when am I going to see these women again? If I can give them a little bit of happiness in their otherwise hopeless lives, I want to give them. Hence, I danced for them. I did a full-on Naagin dance, that too on the floor, on the song ‘Naagin Gin Gin’. Everyone did a dance performance with me. They were so happy that I was going home. They told me, ‘Just be happy. Have a good life’.”

While the media made life difficult for her, Rhea Chakraborty also remarked, “The only positive aspect of having a media glare was that things moved faster.”

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INDIES TOP 100 PLATINUM HINDIS – FROM BOLLYWOOD’S PLATINUM ERA (35 yrs from 1913 – 1947)! (P S. Only those viewable/assessable online)

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Aurat (1940)

Devdas (35)

Neecha Nagar (46)

Dharti Ke Lal (46)

Street Singer (38)

Milan (46)

Vidyapati (37)

Valmiki (46)

Ram Shastri (44)

Pukar (39)

Mirza Sahiban (47)

Toofani Tarzan (37)

Shiraz (28)

Anmol Ghadi (45)

Tansen (45)

Padosi (41)

My Sister (46)

President (47)

Dharti Mata (38)

Bhakt Surdas (42)

Veer Ghatotkatcha (45)

Shahjehan (46)

Bharat Milap (42)

Bharthari (44)

Aadmi (40)

Mahal (46)

Rattan (44)

Bhanwara (44)

Lal Haveli (44)

Prithvi Vallabh (43)

Raja Harishchandra (13)

Kaliya Mardan (19)

Gaon Ki Gori (45)

Taqdeer (43)

Kangan (39)

Elaan (47)

Khandaan (42)

Achhut Kanya (36)

Amrit Manthan (34)

Prem Nagar (40)

Duniya Na Maane (39)

Jamai Babu (31)

Ek Din Ka Sultan (45)

Dushman (39)

Jugnu (47)

Dhoop Chhaon (35)

Kismet (43)

Basant (42)

Aage Badho (47)

Naya Sansar (41)

Bandhan (40)

Janmabhoomi (36)

Karodpati (36)

Chand (44)

Station Master (42)

Miss Frontier Mail (36)

Jungle Princess (42)

Hunterwali (35)

Zeenat (45)

Raj Nartaki (41)

Daku Ki Ladki (33)

Kapal Kundala (39)

Sikandar (41)

Shree Krishnarjun Yudh (45)

Humayun (45)

1857 (46)

Pannadai (45)

Maharana Pratap (46)

Panna (44)

Parbat Pe Apna Dera (44)

Parinde (45)

Parwana (47)

Jhoola (41)

Aabroo (43)

Wapas (43)

Azad (40)

Roti (45)

Dr Kotnis Ki Amar Kahani (46)

Saugandh (43)

Sant Sakhu (41)

Vahan (37)

Najma (43)

Phool (45)

Shehnai (47)

Sant Tukaram (36)

Prem Sanyasi (25)

Ramayani (45)

Chandidas (34)

Nirmala (39)

Jeevan Prabhat (37)

Izzat (37)

Amar Jyoti (36)

Jwar Bhata (44)

Pratima (45)

Dard (47)

Bhakt Dhruva (47)

Seedha Rasta (47)

Neelkamal (45)

Mohan (47) 100.Nauker (43) 101.Mehndi (47) 102.Jail Yatra (47) 103.Karm (33) 104.Meera (46) 105.Lagan (41) 106.Kashinath (43) 107.Chandrasena (35) 108.Diamond Queen (40)

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For all MJO–Make Joke of comedy fans, check-out another episode JAIL KI ROTI See what happens when a police guy serves food to a dangerous prisoner.

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40′s BOLLYWOOD !

40′s BOLLYWOOD ! : 

THE PLATINUM ERA OF HINDI CINEMA (1913-47), CONTRARY TO EXPECTATION, SAW A FLOOD OF FILMS (>100 EVEN!) ANNUALLY, FOR ALL IT'S 35 YRS, YET LOST TO THE RAVAGES & PART NEGLIGENCE OF TIME. THIS RAREST OF EFFORTS & COLLECTIONS, RESEARCHING INTO THIS LONGEST OF BYGONE (LARGELY PRE-INDEPENDENCE) ERAS, HAS SOMEHOW AUTHENTICALLY BEEN ABLE TO DIG UP & PERSONALLY VIEW ALL OF THESE BELOW FILMS ONLINE, & HENCE BASED ON EXPERIENCE NOT HEARSAY...& MAY I SAY HERE, A MOST DELICATE YET SOLID & IMPRESSIVE SPREAD, INDEED! ALSO OF COURSE, DIGITAL RESTORATION, BEING AS TOUGH, EXPENSIVE & TIME-CONSUMING AS IT IS, THESE ARE EXPECTEDLY ONLY THE VERY FINEST, MOST POPULAR, HIGHEST RATED & MOST PATRONIZED FILMS OF THAT TIME..SO FILM AFFICIONADOS LIKELY NOT BE MISSING OUT TOO MUCH, IN THEIR HISTORICAL ANALYSIS...IF JUST GO THRU THESE BELOW INTRICATELY JUDGED & SORTED FILMS, RATED IN CONTEXT OF THEIR RELATIVE PRESENCE IN THE INDIES ALL-TIME (SOON TO-BE-RELEASED 108 YR) LIST, & AS SUCH WITH A HOLISTIC PERSPECTIVE. THE FIRST 4 FILMS HERE, INFACT MAKE IT TO THE INDIES ALL-TIME TOP 50, NO LESS! FURTHER, TOP 7 IN ALL-TIME TOP 100, TOP 13 IN ALL-TIME TOP 200, TOP 22 IN ALL-TIME TOP 300, TOP 38 IN ALL-TIME 400, & TOP 45 IN ALL-TIME TOP 600 ! DIP INTO INDIA'S PRECIOUS ILLUSTRIOUS MELLIFLUOUS & ARTISTIC, ANCIENT FILM HERITAGE.

1 Aurat 1940 2 Devdas 1936 3 Neecha Nagar 1946 4 Dharti Ke Lal 1950 5 Street Singer 1938 6 Naukadubi 1947 7 Ram Rajya 1943 8 Bidyapati 1937 9 Valmiki 1946 10 Ramshastri 1944 11 Pukar 1939 12 Mirza Sahiban 1947 13 Toofani Tarzan 1937 14 Shiraz 1928 15 Anmol Ghadi 1946 16 Tansen 1943 17 Padosi 1941 18 Meri Bahen 1944 19 President 1937 20 Sati Savitri 1927 21 Dharti Mata 1938 22 Bhakta Surdas 1942 23 Sant Tukaram 1936 24 Shahjehan 1946 25 Bharat Milap 1942 26 Bhartrahari 1944 27 Life's for Living: Aadmi 1939 28 Ratan 1944 29 Khandaan 1942 30 Amrit Manthan 1934 31 Bhanvara 1944 32 Lal Haveli 1944 33 Prithvi Vallabh 1943 34 Taqdeer 1943 35 Kangan 1939 36 Elan 1947 37 Laila Majnu 1945 38 Sanjog 1943 39 Raja Harishchandra 1913 40 Kaliya Mardan 1919 41 Muraliwala 1927 42 Gaon Ki Gori 1945 43 Achhut Kanya 1936 44 Rajput Ramani 1936 45 Doctor 1940 46 Khazanchi 1941 47 Prem Nagar 1940 48 Duniya Na Mane 1938 49 Jamaibabu 1931 50 Ek Din Ka Sultan 1945 51 Dushman 1938 52 Jugnu 1947 53 Dhoop Chhaon 1935 54 Kismet 1944 55 Basant 1942 56 Ek Hi Raasta 1939 57 Aage Badho 1947 58 Naya Sansar 1941 59 Bandhan 1940 60 Janmabhoomi 1936 61 Karodpati 1936 62 Chand 1944 63 Station Master 1942 64 Miss Frontier Mail 1936 65 Jungle Princess 1942 66 Hunterwali 1935 67 Zeenat 1945 68 The Court Dancer: Raj Narkati 1941 69 Diler Jagar 1931 70 Sant Sakhu 1941 71 Narsi Bhagat 1940 72 Daku Ki Ladki 1933 73 Kapal Kundala 1939 74 Hamrahi 1944 75 Sikandar 1941 76 Shri Krishn Arjun Yuddha 1945 77 Humayun 1945 78 1857 1946 79 Pannadai 1945 80 Maharana Pratap 1946 81 Panna 1944 82 Parbat Pe Apna Dera 1944 83 Parinde 1945 84 Parwana 1947 85 Jhoola 1941 86 Aabroo 1943 87 Wapas 1943 88 Azad 1940 89 Roti 1942 90 Dr. Kotnis Ki Amar Kahani 1946 91 Saugandh 1942 92 Wahan 1937 93 Najma 1943 94 Phool 1945 95 Shehnai 1947 96 Prem Sanyas 1925 97 Ramayani 1945 98 Chandidas 1934 99 Nirmala 1938 100 Jeevan Prabhat 1937 101 Izzat 1937 102 Amar Jyoti 1936 103 Jwar Bhata 1944 104 Pratima 1945 105 Dard 1947 106 Bhakta Dhruva 1947 107 Neel Kamal 1947 108 Mohan 1947 109 Naukar 1943 110 Mehandi 1947 111 Jail Yatra 1947 112 Karma 1935 1935 113 Meera 1949 114 Lagan 1941 115 Ek Hi Raasta 1939 116 Kashinath 1943 117 Chandrasena 1935 118 Jeevan Naya 1936 119 Bahen 1941 120 Diamond Queen 1940 121 Muqabla 1941 122 Do Bhai 1947 123 Karwane Hayat 1935 124 Lal-e-Yaman 1933 125 Jailor 1938 126 Brahmachari 1938 127 Shri Krishna Janma 1918 128 Tukaram 1921 129 Chitrapat Kase Tayar Kartat 1917 130 Lanka Dahan 1917 131 Sukanya Savitri 1922 132 Bhakta Pralhad 1926 133 Khod Modli 1925 134 Pitru Prem 1929 135 Kaya Palat 1929 136 Marthandavarman 1931 137 Ayodhyecha Raja 1932 138 Maya Machhindra 1932 139 Vantolio 1933 140 Natir Puja 1932

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ilyyyyyyyy *covers you with a blankie * hehe jail ki roti khaani padegi........

Current mood: watching @astrocatfizziks @pulihora flirt while eating chips with big aroace energy even tho I'm not aroace

[jailyatra]

Part 2

Jail Yatra...

Me kaise aaya jail me ??

Kaise pakda gya Mera scam??

As per media I'm harshad Mehta 2..

To shuru krt hai jail aane ki story..

Waise first of all Ek baat batao dost se bada koi rista ?? Nhi na..

Me bhi hu ..oops sorry tha ek yaarbaz ..

Mera bhi Ek dost tha Bhai ki jaise rakha usko aur usne Kya Kiya malum hai dagabazi..

Tha Ek matalabi dost jisko mene Pala posa usko padhya usko job thi.. naam diya .. Meri phachan di aur usne Kya Kiya dagabazi..

Story shuru hoti hai 2 dost Jo ki cricket ke ground me bane Bhai jaise dost..

To Bhai mene ek firm banai aur uske naam se transaction Kiya as per his consent aur usne Kiya mere pe FIR 420 ki..

Aisa Kya ho gya tha ki dost ne ki dagabazi..

201# I got married with a typical girl ..

Thoda tension Wala situation chal rha tha aur Meri life me Shaadi ke 2 saal baad Ek girl aayi aur mhuje usse ho gya pyar...

From beginning I never told her ki I'm married after some time she got know ki m already married..

Bhut roi wo ladki bcz I hurt so much her..

But I promised ki me within time divorce leke uske sath settle ho jaunga...

Aap soch rhe honge dagabazi me ye pyar kaise aaya.. (smaj aa jayega don't worry)..

Wo bhi CA me bhi CA... to start Kar diye sath me kaam krna aur yha se shuru huaa GST scam..

Bus yhi se hum dono ne start kiya gst scam ka kaam..

Aur is kaam me sath me tha wo dagabaz dost..

He know each and every thing about our game..

Sab acha chal rha tha ki suddenly Meri wife ko malum chal gya mere external affair ke bare me aur wo Ghar chod ke Chali gyi..

Rest story next part me..

Jail ki aaj ki update-- Corona ke Karan jail me halat bade kharab hai..

Kisi bhi type ka koi bhi safety nhi na koi mask na koi other precautions..

Jail ke log-- is central jail ajib log milenge.. koi tiger se Jana jata hai to koi bhabha...

Jail me two types ke log bade kharab hote hai chori (loot) and chori (girl) rape ke cases..

Inki yha koi value nhi hai..

Jail me smoke ke naam pe biri ka packet milega wo bhi aaj ki rate hai 3500 ka bundle and zarda pouch 2500 ka (10 rs Mrp).

Ek biri me daily kaam krne wale ladko ki kami nhi hai.. kapde wash Kar dega,nahane ka Pani la dega.. roti sabzi la dega.. aur bhi bhut kaam ho jayega Ek biri me ..

Jail me transaction paytm and Google pay se hota hai.. (no currency)..

Kaise aate hai ye biri and zarda..??

Dikki me. Lol yes dikki me .. (asshole me)

Hahah... believe me ..

Kon arrange karta hai??

Factory me gye huye kedi and police wale..

Lol...

Kal 2 interesting story batunga inside of jail and mine..

Good night take care..

#Jailayatra

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Kanjoos Lyrics - Gulabo Sitabo

Kanjoos Lyrics :- Latest Bollywood Song Kanjoos from the movie Gulabo Sitabo.Song sung by Mika Singh & lyrics written by Puneet Sharma. Music given by Anuj Garg & featuring Amitabh Bachchan, Ayushmann Khurrana.This song published by Zee Music Company.   

Kanjoos Song Details:-

Song Name: Kanjoos Singer(s): Mika Singh Lyricist(s): Puneet Sharma Music(s): Anuj Garg Featuring Stars: Amitabh Bachchan, Ayushmann Khurrana Album: Gulabo Sitabo Music Label: Zee Music Company

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Kanjoos Lyrics 

Jeb Mein Na Hath Daale Dusaron Ka Maal Khale Kharche Sunke Khaasne Lag Jaye Re Chai Mein Jo Makhhi Jo Gire Makhhi Chus Ke Nikale Chaahe Kisi Aur Ki Ho Chai Re Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaye Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaye Akal Kitni, ‌‌‍Ho Akal Kitni Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Ho Roti Pane Ghar Ke Liye Jail Chala Jayega Muft Mein Jaane Ko Mile Hell Chala Jayega Ho O Ho Roti Pane Ghar Ke Liye Jail Chala Jayega Muft Mein Jaane Ko Mile Hell Chala Jayega Soch Ke Ye Ghar Mein Kabhi Karta Nahi Roshni Laltain Chalegi To Tel Chala Jayega Haye Ghar Pe Bhi Jo Bulata Hai Mehmaano Ko Khilata Hai Shakkar Chawal Doodh Bina Kheer Ho Agar Hua Marj Kahin Paisa Kare Kharch Nahi Taaki Saala Ban Sake Ameer Woh Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Main Hi Niptaye Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Main Hi Niptaye Akal Kitni, ‌‌‍Ho Akal Kitni Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye

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Kanjoos Lyrics Video

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[shouting] jail ki roti khaani padegi jail ka paani peena padega!!!!!!!!

@o-sahiba @kajra-mohabbat-wala @oyeevarnika

Revisiting your childhood games: (desi's version)

- AKKAD BAKKAD BAMBE BO ASSI NABBE POORE SAU SAU MEIN LAGA DHAGA CHOR...

- Inky pinky ponkey, father had a donkey, donkey died, father cried, inky pinky ponkeyyyy

- Lemon Shake cruchy ice mix it once mix it twice turn around touch the ground don't you dare curly hair STATUE!! moooooooove

- BAITHE BAITHE BORE HUE KARNA HAI KUCH KAAM, SHURU KARO ANTAKSHRI...

- Red hands!!!

- Odd Even (Hand Cricket)

- CHICKLETS!!!!

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कंजूस Kanjoos Lyrics – Gulabo Sitabo, Mika Singh

Kanjoos (कंजूस) Lyrics in Hindi, English from the movie Gulabo Sitabo. This is the latest Hindi song sung by Mika Singh. This song features Amitabh Bachchan, Ayushmann Khurrana. The music for the song is given by Anuj Garg. The lyrics for the song are written by Puneet Sharma. The music video is directed by Shoojit Sircar.

Song Details

Song: Kanjoos (कंजूस)Movie: Gulabo SitaboComposer: Shantanu MoitraSinger: Mika SinghLyricist: Puneet SharmaMusic on Zee Music Company

Kanjoos Lyrics - Mika Singh

Jeb Mein Na Hath Daale Dusaron Ka Maal Khale Kharche Sunke Khaasne Lag Jaye Re Chai Mein Jo Makhhi Jo Gire Makhhi Chus Ke Nikale Chaahe Kisi Aur Ki Ho Chai Re Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaye Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaye Akal Kitni, ‌‌‍Ho Akal Kitni Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Ho Roti Pane Ghar Ke Liye Jail Chala Jayega Muft Mein Jaane Ko Mile Hell Chala Jayega Ho O Ho Roti Pane Ghar Ke Liye Jail Chala Jayega Muft Mein Jaane Ko Mile Hell Chala Jayega Soch Ke Ye Ghar Mein Kabhi Karta Nahi Roshni Laltain Chalegi To Tel Chala Jayega Haye Ghar Pe Bhi Jo Bulata Hai Mehmaano Ko Khilata Hai Shakkar Chawal Doodh Bina Kheer Ho Agar Hua Marj Kahin Paisa Kare Kharch Nahi Taaki Saala Ban Sake Ameer Woh Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Main Hi Niptaye Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Main Hi Niptaye Akal Kitni, ‌‌‍Ho Akal Kitni Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye

Music Video of the Song Kanjoos by Mika Singh from the movie Gulabo Sitabo

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कंजूस Kanjoos Lyrics in Hindi - Mika Singh

जेब में ना हाथ डाले दूसरों का माल खा ले हर जश्न के खास में लग जाए रे जायरे मक्खी जो की रे मक्खीचूस सके निकालें चाहे किसी और की हो जाए रे आस बचाने के लिए करे नहीं ट्राई ओके वाले थैंक्स को भी के मैं ही निपटाए आस बचाने के लिए करे नहीं ट्राई ओके वाले थैंक्स को भी के मैं ही निपटाए हो कितनी ‌‌‍गल कितनी कितनी ‌‌‍गल कितनी खर्च करें हाय कंजूस हाय रे हो कितनी ‌‌‍गल कितनी कितनी ‌‌‍गल कितनी खर्च करें हाय कंजूस हाय रे रोटी बने घर के लिए जेल चला जाएगा मुफ्त में जाने को मिले हेल चला जाएगा रोटी बने घर के लिए जेल चला जाएगा मुफ्त में जाने को मिले हेल चला जाएगा सोच के यह घर में जभी करता नहीं रोशनी अदालत तेरे लक चलेगी तो तेल चला जाएगा हाय घर कभी जो बुलाता है मेहमानों को खिलाता है शक्कर चावल खीर में ना ही घिर को अगर हुआ मर्ष कहीं पैसा करे खर्च नहीं बाकी सारा खर्च करें अमीर को आस बचाने के लिए करे नहीं ट्राई ओके वाले थैंक्स को भी के मैं ही निपटाए आस बचाने के लिए करे नहीं ट्राई ओके वाले थैंक्स को भी के मैं ही निपटाए हो कितनी ‌‌‍गल कितनी कितनी ‌‌‍गल कितनी खर्च करें हाय कंजूस हाय रे हो कितनी ‌‌‍गल कितनी कितनी ‌‌‍गल कितनी खर्च करें हाय कंजूस हाय रे The Full Lyrics for the song Kanjoos by Mika Singh from the movie Gulabo Sitabo. If you have any suggestions or want to suggest any change to the lyrics, please contact us. Find other super hit Bollywood Song Lyrics here. If you liked it, do comment below and Like & Share. Thanks! :-) Read the full article

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"Mishti, tumse baat karte huye mujhe aisa feel ho raha hain jaise main maa se baat kar raha hu" His words kept ringing in her ears. Does he really think that she has been behaving like his mother now? No, no! That's not true. Abir will never think of her like that. She tried to calm herself and look for him. Unable to find him anywhere in the resort she went upto the watchman asking about his whereabouts. He told her that a car had just zoomed past away having three people in it. Her whole world had come crashing down. Did Abir really leave her alone and went away? Assuming the unexpected she turned back and started walking towards the room. "Kya Abir sachmein mujhse itna tang aa gaya hain? Kya use ab meri zaroorat nahin? Kya woh..... kya woh yeh shaadi.... mujhse shaadi... reg...regret kar raha hain?" ; her mind echoed the pain in her heart. Even if a thousand knives would have stabbed her altogether at once still that pain would have been less than what she was going through right now. Strolling aimlessly on the pool side she tripped upon a stone. Gaining composure at the right moment she was brought out of her reverie. The gravity of the situation dawned upon her as tears streamed down her face. She ran towards her room and banged open the door. And there she found him. Standing by the window...leaning on the frame...eyes shut in deep thought. Running towards him she pulled him by the collar and pinned him to the wall. "Sab mujhe chhodke chale jaate hain. Tum bhi jaana chahte ho. Koi mujhse pyaar nahin karta. Tum bhi nahin karte. Kya tumhein pata nahin ki mujhe tumhaari kitni zaroorat hain? Tum chale jaoge toh mera kya hoga? Yeh kaisi khudgarzi hain tumhaari Abir? Yeh kaisi khudgarzi hain tumhaari jo tumhein mujhse dur jaane pe majboor kar raha hain?"; she kept hitting his chest pouring her heart out. "Mishti....Mish...Mishti... meri baat suno...."; Abir tried to calm her down but to no avail. She kept on hitting him feverently expressing her hurt and pain. "Mishteeeèee stop"; he held her by the shoulder and screamed. His loud shreik made her shudder as she looked at him blankly. Breathing heavily he let out a deep sigh. "Tumhein kya lagta hain? Sirf tumhein sab chhodke chale jaate hain? Mere baare mein socha hain? Bachpan mein baba mujhe chodke chale gaye. Poori zindagi unke wapas aane ki ummeed mein bita diya maine. Aur jab woh wapas aaye toh mere hi peeth pe chhura bhok diya unhone. Apne matlab ke liye woh mujhe use karte rahe. Yahan tak ki mujhe jail bhejne ki bhi poori planning karke rakha tha unhone. Mishti.... jinn par maine sabse zyaada bharosa kiya unhone iss kadar mujhe chot pahuchaai hain ki ab dil tootne pe dard bhi nahin hota. Tumhein pata hain? Bachpan se lekar aaj tak main maa ke pyaar ke liye tarasta raha. Lekin unhone kabhi mere bare mein nahin socha. Kai baar aisa laga ki shayad main hi kahi na kahi galat hu. Maa toh kehti hain ki woh mujhse bahut pyaar karti hain. Lekin phir mujhe woh pyaar nazar kyun nahin aata? Kyun Mishti? Kyun har baar maa meri khushi ke aage apna matlab laake rakh deti hain? Yeh kaisa pyaar hain unka? Yeh kaisa pyaar hain jo unhein apne bete ki khushi kabhi dikhaai hi nahin di? Mishti...Mishti mera bhai...mera Nanko kuch din pehle tak mere sath nahi tha. Jab jab main uski aankhon mein tumhaare liye nafrat dekhta tha tab tab main andar se bikhar jaata tha. Mujhe samajh nahin aata tha ki main kya karun? Aisa kya karu jisse ki tumhaare aur Nanko ke beech ki saari differences dur ho jaye? Aisa kya karu jisse ki mujhe kabhi tum dono ke beech mein se kisi ek ko chunna na pade? Aur aajkal aisi same feeling mujhe firse hoti hain jab main tumhein aur Kuhu ko ladta hua dekhta hu. Main sachmein chahta hu ki tum dono ke beech ki saari problems, saari differences dur ho jaaye par mujhe samajh nahin aata ki main kya karu? Kaise sab kuch theek karu? Tumse zyada mujhe tumhaari zaroorat hain Mishti. Aur agar tum hi mujhse roothi rahogi toh main kaha sahara dhundhuga? Main khudgarz nahin hu Mishti. Main bas zindagi se haarne ke kadaar pe khada hu. Aur ab mujhe koi raasta nazar nahin aa raha" As soon as the last few words escaped his mouth he collapsed into the floor kneeling down with his head bowed down and sobbed uncontrollably covering his face. Mishti's heart pricked at the sight. She didn't expect him to break down suddenly. Her heart broke into a thousand pieces thinking how much he still has supressed in his heart! No. Not anymore. She can't let him suffer alone any longer. He needs to spill it all out today. Kneeling down she caressed his head. Cupping his face she wiped off the teardrops and urged him to share everything that has been subdued in his heart since time immemorial. "Abir....Abir I am sorry. Main tumhaare puraane ghav ko phirse zinda nahin karna chahti thi. Main toh khud apne past ke zakhmo ko nahin bhula paai. Main nahin chahti ki meri tarah tum bhi apne bachpan ke buri yaadon ko dil mein daba ke rakho"; her silent sobs now turned audible. "Nahin Mishti. Yeh sirf mere baare mein nahin hain. Yeh humaare baare mein hain. Hum ek dusre ko itne mahino se jaante hain. Lekin aaj tak kabhi bhi ek dusre se apne bachpan ke baare mein khulke baat nahin ki. (wiping his nose) Mishiti.. main chahta hu ki aaj tum mujhe khulke sab batao. Tumhaare bachpan ke baare mein, tumhaare papa ke baare mein, tumhaare aur Kuhu ke beech itne differences kyun hain? Main sab janna chahta hu Mishti. Aaj tum mujhe sab batao..." ; cupping her cheeks with his slender palms he encouraged her to speak up. Mishti sighed and sat down beside him. Intertwining her fingers with him she rested her head on his chest and started narrating her story... "Abir... mujhe zyaada kuch toh yaad nahin bas itna yaad hain ki mere mummy - papa ne kabhi mujhe nahin apnaya. Jab main chhoti thi toh papa ko Naitik uncle ke attempt to murder charges mein jail ho gayi. Maa mujhe chhod ke chali gayi aur dusri shaadi kar li. Ek baar bhi mere baare mein nahin socha. School mein saare dost mujhe 'chor ki beti' aur 'khooni ki beti' bolkar chidhaate the. Main roti thi, bhaag jaati thi but kabhi kisi ko kuch bata nahin paayi. Main humesha apni kismat ko kosti thi ki meri kya galti thi jo mujhe aise parents mile? Maine kya kiya tha? Kyun mere saath yeh sab kuch hua? Phir jab main 13 years ki hui toh Bade Papa mujhe Maheshwari sadan le aaye. Wahan mujhe ek nayi family mili. Badi maa, bade papa, Shaurya uncle, Varsha aunty, Ananya di ne mujhe bahut pyaar diya. Unhone mujhe kabhi apne parivaar se alag nahin samjha. Badi maa ne toh mujhe Akshara aunty se bhi zyaada pyaar diya. Lekin Jasmeet chachi aur Kuhu... unhone kabhi mujhe apni family ka hissa nahin maana. Mere uss ghar mein jaane se Kuhu ko lagne laga ki main uske hisse ka pyaar cheen rahi hu. Lekin tumhi batao Abir...pyaar ki zaroorat toh mujhe bhi hain naa... maine toh kabhi bhi uski jagah lene ka khayal bhi apne mann mein nahin laaya lekin woh...usne mujhe haraana apne zindagi ka maksat bana liya. Mere liye uske dil mein itna zeher hain naa Abir.. ki usne uss din cold coffee mein sleeping pills milai thi mujhe chot pahuchane ke liye. Usne mujhse mera mandap cheen liya taaki woh humaari shaadi rok sake Abir. Yahan tak ki usne mere shagun ka haar bhi tod kiya kyunki use woh haar chahiye tha. Woh humesha mujhe har jagah neecha dikhaati rahi. Poori zindagi usne mere saath competition kiya. Yahan tak ki woh Parul maasi ko ek naukraani ki nazar se dekhti hain. Woh aisi kyun hain Abir? Kyun woh mujhe itni takleef deti hain? Kya bigaada tha maine uska? Bas itna hi naa ki badi maa aur bade papa mujhse bahut pyaar karte hain? Lekin woh toh usse bhi pyaar karte hain naa Abir. Lekin usko yeh kabhi nahin dikhta. Humaare shaadi ke din usne mujhe thappad maara sabke samne. Shaadi ke din usne mujhse kaha ki mujh jaisi ugly duckling kabhi swan nahin ban sakti. Har baar Abir...har baar usne meri insult ki, mujhe neecha dikhaaya. Lekin maine kabhi use kuch nahin kaha. Ulta uski khushi ke liye aur uski shaadi mein meri wajah se koi rukawat na aaye isliye main apna pyaar sacrifice karke, tumhein chhodke humesha ke liye Mumbai jaane ko taiyyar ho gayi thi"; and breaks down in his arms crying frantically. "Sssshhhhh....Shaant ho jao Mishti. Calm down. Main hu tumhaare paas. Mere rehte ab aur kuch galat nahin hoga tumhaare saath"; he patted the back of her head and wrapped her in his arms in an attempt to soothe her pain. "Abir...Abir pata hain?"; breaking the hug she looked into his eyes and spoke up again. "Pata hain main bahut darr jaati hu jab tumhaare aur maa ke beech koi ladayi hoti hain. Abir, poori zindagi mujhe Jasmeet chachi iss baat ke liye kosti rahi ki main toote huye parivaar se aayi hu. Ki mujhe family ki importance nahin pata. Maa bhi toh humesha isi kaaran mujhse nafrat karti rahi naa? Kyunki unhein lagta hain ki main unka parivaar tod dungi. Aur ab toh Kuhu bhi aisa hi sochti hain. Uss din jab tumne mujhse kaha ki mujhe jhagda karne ki aadat hain toh mujhe aisa laga ki kahin tum bhi baaki sab ki tarah yeh na socho ki main broken family se aayi hu toh mujhe parivaar jodke rakhna nahin aata. Abir main Kuhu se itna naraz isliye hu kyunki iss baar usne tumhein chot pahuchai hain. Tumhaari jaan khatre mein daali hain. Uss din jab mujhe pata chala tha ki Nannu ne tumhein uss halat mein marta hua chhod diya tha toh mujhe bahut gussa aaya tha. Mera khoon khaul utha tha yeh sochke ki agar tumhein kuch ho jaata toh main kya karti? Lekin Jasmeet chachi ki taraf dekhkar main chup ho gayi. Abir isi wajah se maine Nannu se shaadi karne ke liye haa......"; the words died in her mouth as she found him flinch at the mention of Nannu. His jaw tightened and he looked away from her trying to hide the pain reflecting in his eyes. But she was quick enough to gauge it. Cupping his face softly she turned him towards her and gently spoke, "Abir... Abir main jaanti hu tumne apne dil mein bahut kuch dabake rakha hain. Aisi bahut si baatein hain jo tumne mujhe nahin bataya. Lekin main chahti hu ki aaj tum mujhe sab kuch khulke batao. Aaj humaare beech koi raaz nahin rahega. Batao Abir... tumhaare dil mein kya hain? Main sunna chahti hu" His eyes welled up as the words escaped her lips. Gliding his fingers over her palms resting on his face, he took her hands in his and started drawing random patterns on her knuckles. Taking a deep breath he finally decided to let it all out. "Mishti...main kabhi bhi apne emotions ko leke expressive nahin tha. Haa khushi, pyaar, apnapan yeh sab khulke express karta tha lekin apna dard aur takleef kabhi kisi ke saamne zaahir nahin kar paaya. Jis din Kutch mein bus ki chhat par maine tumhein pehli baar dekha tha toh pata nahin kyun ek ajeeb sa connection feel karne laga tha tumhaare saath. Phir jaise jaise mujhe tumhaare baare mein chhoti chhoti cheezein pata chali main tumse aur zyaada connect karne laga. Mujhe pata bhi nahin chala kab tum meri zindagi ka ek ahem hissa ban gayi. Jab maa ne rishta badla aur Nanko ke saath tumhaara naam jod diya toh pata nahin kyun mere andar kuch toot sa gaya. Mujhe samajh nahin aa raha tha ki mujhe itnk takleef kyun ho rahi hain? Hum toh dost bhi nahin the uss waqt. Mere dimaag mein kai saare sawaal uthte rahe lekin mujhe unka jawab nahin pata tha. Phir uss din market mein jab tumhaara accident hua main pagalon ki tarah daudkar tumhein hospital le gaya. Maine naa aar dekha naa paar. Mujhe bas itna dhyan tha ki kisi bhi halat mein tumhaari jaan bachaani hain" Mishti looked at him shocked. So it was him who had saved her life and not Kunal! How could she forget? Coming back to her senses in the hospital she vaguely remembered a tall lanky guy with long hairs and soft voice had gently held her hands while she was murmuring unconsiously. Blinking her eyes she urged him to continue further. "Lekin sabko laga ki Nanko ne tumhaari jaan bachai. Lekin mujhe kabhi iss baat se koi jealousy nahin hui. Phir chahe woh mera tumhaare liye khichdi le jaana ho ya aag mein kudke tumhaari jaan bachana ho...sabko laga ki yeh sab Nanko ne kiya tumhaare liye aur main.. main apne aap ko kosta raha ki mere dil mein tumhaare liye jo feelings grow kar rahi hain woh galat hain. Tumhein woh painting yaad hain? Maine woh painting jalaane ki kosish ki thi. Kyunki mujhe aisa lagta tha ki mere feelings forbidden hain. Mera tumhaare baare mein aisa sochna galat hain. Lekin main use jala nahin paaya. Jab jab tum mere paas nahin hoti thi main uss painting se baatein karta tha. Usko seene se lagakar aisa mehsoos hota tha ki main tumhein gala laga raha hu. Akele mein uss painting ke saath mujhe ek ajeeb sa sukoon milta tha" His every word send butterflies running in the pit of her stomach. She could have never imagined that he could love her so deeply. That anyone could love her so deeply. "Mishti jab humaara rishta toot gaya tha aur tum mujhe chhodke London chali gayi thi...woh do mahine meri zindagi ke sabse dardnaak din the. Har pal main tumhaari yaadon ko seene se lagake ghumta tha aur duniya se apni takleef chhupaane ke liye unn stupid shades ka sahaara leta tha. Mishti main tumhein din raat apne aas paas imagine karta tha aur sochta tha ki kaash...kaash maine tumhein jaane nahin diya hota. Tumhein apne paas mehsoos karne ke liye main do mahine sirf khichdi pe jeeta raha. Jab jab main bade papa ke aankhon mein apne liye nafrat dekhta tha toh aisa mehsoos hota tha ki maine apne baba ko phirse kho diya. Main chahkar bhi kisi se apni takleef share nahin kar paata tha. Woh do mahine mere paas koi nahin tha Mishti... koi nahin..." "Aur phir jab maine tumhein Nishant ke saath dekha aur tumne kaha ki tum uske saath move on kar gayi ho toh meri rooh kaap uthi. Jab jab woh tumhaare kareeb jaata tha mujhe aisa feel hota tha ki ek chaaku lu aur zor se apne dil mein ghop du. Main tumhein kisi aur ke saath nahin dekh sakta Mishti... kabhi nahin. Tumhaare mehendi wale din jab tumne sabke samne Nishant ko chuna aur mujhe wahan se chale jaane ko kaha toh main chup chaap wahan kuch der khada rehkar sirf tumhaari taraf dekhta raha. Mere kadam dagmaga rahe the. Physical chot se zyaada tumhaari khamoshi mujhe chubh rahi thi. Main tumhein nahin khona chahta Mishti. Main tumhein kabhi khona nahin chahta. Main already ek baar apni galti ki wajah se tumhein kho chuka hu. Main tumhein dubaara nahin khona chahta. Main phirse apna ghar nahin khona chahta. Main bura husband nahin banna chahta lekin main maa ko jeetne nahin dena chahta Mishti. Main maa ko jeetne nahin dena chahta....." ; he embraced her tightly and broke down crying profusely. She wrapped her arms around him pulling him closer and kept on patting his back to calm him down. On composing himself after a while he broke out of her embrace and cupping her face with both hands whisphered softly, "Mishteeee....I need you". His hoarse voice sent chills down her spine and before she realized the words had already left her mouth, "Abirrrr.....I need you too". The air around them suddenly turned heavier and gazing intently they tilted slightly towards each other. With being inches apart and breathing heavily their lips met softly as they closed their eyes and let their fingers tangle into each other's curls. Slowly and gradually the moment turned passionate. Pulling apart they looked into each other's eyes as Abir picked her up in his arms and proceeded towards their heavenly unionisation. In the still of the night after their heavy passionate session of loving and claiming each other, as Mishti cuddled into him breathlessly, he wrapped his arms around her waist and kissing her forehead gently whisphered into her ears... "I love you....my home" Her lips curved into a broad smile as she returned his endearment back.... "I love you....my life" After a while.... “Abir, main tumse ek baat puchu?” Mishti asked softly while still cuddled in Abir’s arms. “Nahi Mishti, aajke din ka, I mean raatka puchna ho gaya, ab tumhe sirf patni dharm nibhana hain.” Abir said playfully running his finger through her face. “Abir seriously suno na, mujhe kuch puchna hain, par mujhe darr lagta hain ki tumhe bura lagega.” Mishti said intently. “Mishti, jab tak tum mujhse baat karogi aur mujhe apne dil ki baat bataogi, mujhe bura nahi lagega.” Abir replied with utmost honesty. “Abir, jaha tak main tumhe janti hu, tum who ho jisne mere bina bole yeh samaj liya tha ki main kuhu ka insult nahi kar sakti, jo mere bina puche mere piche airport tak mujhe rokne aaya tha, jisko kabhi bhi meri sacchai janne ke liye mere explanation ki jarurat nahi padi hain, toh fir tumne kunal ki sacchai ki baat bahar aane par mere kehne par bhi mujhpe bharosa kyu nahi kiya?” the memories of that day welled up Mishti’s eyes. “Hmmm..” Abir did not want to answer that, he din’t think he was ready to open up on his weakness of being jealous about Nishant in front of Mishti. It would only hurt her he thought. But today was the time, when not only physically, but mentally, they had to become one, go back to where they were before marriage, infact go back to where they were before breaking up. “Mishti, woh meri life ka bahut alag aur bahut kharab time tha. Tum mujhe janti ho, main hamesha unn cheezo pe bharosa kart ahu jinhe main meri aankhon se dekhta hu. Uss din maine tumhe Nishant se baat karte hue suna tha. Shayad meri galti ki maine aadha hi suna, par main bahut pareshan tha, jiss nanko ke liye maine meri zindagi jeena chod diya tha, wohi nanko ko uske zindagi ke sachse ladte hue main nahi dekh pa raha tha. Sab kuch itna jaldi jaldi ho raha tha. Aur tumko pata hain sabse badi baat kya thi?” He took a pause before speaking ahead. Mishti realized he needed a support to go ahead so she shifted her position and got up. Made him sleep on her lap and spoke “Ha Abir main sunn rahi hu.” As if deriving strength from her, he held her hand and continued. “Mishti, Abir Rajvansh pehli baar kisi cheez se jal raha tha. Woh insaan jo ek banjara tha, jo kisi cheez pe apna haqq nahi manta tha, jo use jitni khushiyan mile utne mein khush hota tha, jo kabhi kisise kuch expect nahi kar raha tha, woh insaan aaj bahut jal raha tha. Mishti, mujhe pata tha ki maine tumhe apni zindagi se dur kiya hain, aur aisi koi wajah nahi thi jo tum mere liye ruko yam era intezaar karo.” He shut his eyes at those memories, but he had to continue today. “Par, Mishti, tum ilkauti thi jo meri thi. Meri zindagi mein aur kuch bhi aisa nahi tha jo mera tha, par tum thi. Aur jab mujhe yeh pata chala ki tum bhi meri nahi rahi tab ek alag se jalan hui, ek feeling jo maine kabhi mehsoos nahi ki.” “Fir tumne jab mujhe Nishant ke sath dekha tab kyu khudko mujhse dur kiya?” Mishti dint even realise when these words came out from her but these were the questions that were always there in her mind. “Mishti, tum janti jo mujhe. Maine hamesha dusro ki khushi apne se upar rakhi hain, aur ma ko promise karne ke baad mere paas aisi koi wajah nahi thi ki main yeh sochu ki tum mere sath khush rahogi. Maine socha, Nishant ke sath rehna ki tumhari khushi hain aur tumne yeh chuna hain toh acha hi hoga. Par main nahi kar pa raha tha, jitna main iss cheez ko nazarandaz karta utna mujhe aur takleef hoti aur utna main ulti sidhi cheezein karta. Main jugnu pe bhi chilla diya tha jo maine 20 saalon mein kabhi nahi kiya.” Abir literally squeezed her hand that with both his hands. Something hit Mishti. It was the first time that she had heard or realized what Abir felt when she was with Nishant, first time that she realized what she had done. Till now, she had thought that it was Abir’s sternness which restricted him from getting back to her when she came back. But no, the NishMish attack had caused him more pain than she had ever thought. “Abbirrr..” ; it was just a murmur though. Without hearing it, and since he was in his own zone Abir continued. “Maine socha ki iss baar main tumhare dukh ka reason nahi banunga. Uske liye khudko strong kar liya tha maine. Par woh tumhare birthday ke din tumhe aur Nishant ko dekhkar main control nahi kar paya. Maine kabhi alchohol ka sahara nahi liya Mishti inn two months mein, kyuki main hamesha samajta tha ki woh kanjor log karte hain, aur mujhe strong banna tha, par uss din main strong nahi bann paya. Uss din mujhse aur bardasht nahi ho raha tha. Abir Rajvansh itna mahan nahi bann sakta tha ki woh iklauti khushi jo uski thi, who khushi ko use dur hota hua dekhe.” Abir couldn’t take it anymore, he just moved and hugged her wrapping his arms at her waist. “Nahi hu main itna strong” ; he kept on crying. “Abir, maine Nishant se kabhi pyaar nahi kiya”;  Saying this Mishti explained tha whole NishMish attack plan. “Par Abir, yeh sab toh maine who chitti mein likha tha, tumhe fir bhi mujhpe bharosa nahi hua?” Mishti asked. Abir was bewildered hearing all of this. Miscommunication leads to so much misunderstanding he thought to himself. He sighed. “Letter, woh mujhe mila hi nahi.” Seeing the questioning look on Mishtis face he told her how Bigben had changed the letter. Mishti dint know what to say. Life had put so many hurdles between them. Abir got up from Mishtis lap. He held her hand and with extreme earnestness he said, “Mishti, shayad abhi main samaj raha hu ki humare beech itne jhagde kyu ho rahe hain. Tumhe pata hain, jab hume shayad pata bhi nahi tha ki hum ek dusre se pyaar karte hain, uss time ki sabse achi cheez kya thi?” Mishti nodded in a no. “Sabse achi cheez yeh thi ki chahe jo ho, hum ek dusre se bahut baat karte the, hum ek dusre kok sab batate the, aur isi ki wajah se hum ek dusre pe sabse jyada bharosa karte the. Mishti, jab hum alag the, woh 2 mahine hum donoki life ke bahut ki difficult 2 mahine the. Shayad itna bura time humne kabhi dekha nahi, but use bhi bura uss waqt yeh hua ki hume ek dusre se baat kiye bina rehneki aadat ho gayi. Aur shayad ek dusre ke hone ki aadat chut gayi. Fir yeh shadi sab rasme yeh sab itna jaldi hua, ki hum Mishbir toh bane, par shayad apne unn 2 mahine ko bhulakar aage nahi badh paye.” Abir continued. “Aur yeh tabhi hoga jab hum unn do mahino ke baare mein baat kare aur ek dusre ke hamesha hone ki aadat dale aur khusko yeh bharosa dilaye ki who 2 mahine kabhi vapis nahi aayenge.” Mishti continued as if stealing words from Abir. “Waaaaah ekdam perfect, Angry Chorni ab sentences bhi churane lagi.. Niiiicccce” Abir winked. Mishti hit him playfully. “Tum sahi keh rahe ho Abir, humne iss cheez par kabhi dhyaan diya nahi ki sirf ek sath hona jaruri nahi, balki zindagi share karna jaruri hain. Mujhe pata bhi nahi tha par kitni galat fehmiya hum donomein thi jinko humne nazarandaz kiya tha. Ab pata chal raha, aur sachmein, bahut acha aur halka lag raha.” “Bilkul purane Abir Mishti jaisa.” Abir quickly added. Both honestly smiled but they seriously felt much lighter, and better after this conversation. Even without them realizing, they had a lot built up in them. “Mishti main samajta hu ki tumhe alag nahi rehna, aur main uss cheez ki respect karta hu. But hum eek dusre ko abhise sab cheezein batani hogi. Maine hamesha yeh mana hain, ki koi bhi rishte ki zimmedari who do logo ke hath mein hi hoti. Aur hum yeh responsibility nibhayenge.” Abir cupped her face. Mishti nodded in a yes. “Aur, tumhari pehle responsibility yeh hain ki, tum apna patni dharm pura karo, pati ko khush karo,” Abir said dramatically. Mishti blushed and Abir kissed her forehead. “Baki ka khane ke baad, I am hungry Ajeeb Rajvansh.” Saying she dialed the reception for food. ____________________________________________ ~ Sayli & Toree

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Kanjoos Lyrics - Gulabo Sitabo | Amitabh Bachchan & Ayushmann Khurrana

Kanjoos Lyrics - Gulabo Sitabo | Amitabh Bachchan & Ayushmann Khurrana

Presenting the lyrics of the latest song 'Kanjoos' sung by Mika Singh from Gulabo Sitabo. Composed by Shantanu Moitra. Kanjoos Song Lyrics are written by Puneet Sharma.

Kanjoos Song Credits:

Song - Kanjoos

Composer - Shantanu Moitra

Singer - Mika Singh

Lyricist - Puneet Sharma

Recorded By - Kittu Myakal 

Assistant Recordist - Aishwary Pimple

Mixed And Mastered By - Shadab Rayeen

Music on Zee Music Company

*Kanjoos Lyrics*

Jeb Mein Na Hath Daale Dusaron Ka Maal Khale

Kharche Sunke Khaasne Lag Jaye Re

Chai Mein Jo Makhhi Jo Gire

Makhhi Chus Ke Nikale

Chaahe Kisi Aur Ki Ho Chai Re

Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry

Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaye

Aanshu Bachane Ke Liye Kare Nahi Cry

Okay Wale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaye

Akal Kitni, ‌‌‍Ho Akal Kitni

Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye

Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haye

Ho Roti Pane Ghar Ke Liye Jail Chala Jayega

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INDIES TOP 125 FILMS OF 1940’s BOLLYWOOD !

1.       .Aurat

2.       .Dharti Ke Lal

3.       .Ziddi

4.       .Gopinath

5.       .Actress

6.       .Omar Khaiyyam

7.       .Neecha Nagar

8.       .Mirza Sahiban

9.       .Ram Bhakt Hanuman

10.   .Vakmiki

11.   .Milan

12.   .Shaheed

13.   .Mahatma Vidur

14.   .Dillagi

15.   .Ram Shastri

16.   .Bazar

17.   .Tansen

18.   .Anmol Ghadi

19.   .Mela

20.   .Padosi

21.   .President

22.   .Bari Bahen

23.   .My Sister

24.   .Kismet

25.   .Bharthari

26.   .Balam

27.   .Bhanwara

28.   .Bahen

29.   .Shahjehan

30.   .Bhakt Surdas

31.   .Barsaat

32.   .Veer Ghatotkacha

33.   .Rattan

34.   .Aadmi

35.   .Parda

36.   .Shakuntala

37.   .Apradhi

38.   .Bharat Milap

39.   .Kashinath

40.   .Ghar Ki Izzat

41.   .Mahal

42.   .Matwala Shair Ramjoshi

43.   .Taqdeer

44.   .Aag

45.   .Basant

46.   .Sanjog

47.   .Vasantsena

48.   .Andaz

49.   .Lal Haveli

50.   .Dulari

51.   .Zalim Saudagar aka Merchant of Venice

52.   .Doctor

53.   .Gaon Ki Gori

54.   .Lagan

55.   .Diamond Queen

56.   .School Master

57.   .Sunehre Din

58.   .Apna Desh

59.   .Sawan Aya Re

60.   .Prithvi Vallabh

61.   .Aage Badho

62.   .Nauker

63.   .Prem Nagar

64.   .Pyar Ki Jeet

65.   .Elaan

66.   .Khazanchi

67.   .Ek Thi Larki

68.   .Khandaan

69.   .Zeenat

70.   .Jugnu

71.   .Jungle Princess

72.   .Chand

73.   .Ek Din Ka Sultan

74.   .Bandhan

75.   .Naya Sansar

76.   .Do Bhai

77.   .Meera

78.   .Neelkamal

79.   .Station Master

80.   .Mehndi

81.   .Jail Yatra

82.   .Lahore

83.   .Sikander

84.   .Chitralekha

85.   .Raj Nartaki

86.   .Shree Krishnarjun Yudh

87.   .Sohag Raat

88.   .Chandralekha

89.   .1857

90.   .Vikramaditya

91.   .Sant Janabai

92.   .Humayun

93.   .Mohan

94.   .Maharana Pratap

95.   .Panna

96.   .Pannadai

97.   .Najma

98.   .Seedha Rasta

99.   .Dard

100.                        .Roti

101.                        .Parbat Pe Apna Dera

102.                        .Zameen

103.                        .Ramayani

104.                        .Jhoola

105.                        .Phool

106.                        .Parinde

107.                        .Arzoo

108.                        .Saugandh

109.                        .Bhakt Dhruva

110.                        .Sant Dnyaneshwar

111.                        .Dr. Kotnis Ki Amar Kahani

112.                        .Shehnai

113.                        .Bhedi Khazana

114.                        .Dharti

115.                        .Jwar Bhata

116.                        .Azad

117.                        .Suhana Geet

118.                        .Phool

119.                        .Pratima

120.                        .Aabroo

121.                        .Parwana

122.                        .Mera Khwab

123.                        .Muqabla

124.                        .Kurbani

125.                        .Hamara Desh

126,                        .Wapas

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Vicky ab public mein aya. Ek private TV channel wale ne ussko apna ek LIVE show mein invite kiya saath mein Rathod aur Inspector Khan ko bhi. Uss se pehle bahot advertisement kar diya gaya the ke Vicky ka LIVE broadcast hone wala hai 3 -4 din pehle se to tamaam public uss channel ko tune karke baithe the Vicky ki batein sunne ke liye, sab bechain the jaanne ke liye ke woh itne dinon tak kahan tha.

Khan ne Vicky se milkar aapas mein baat kar liya tha ke kia kaha jaye TV walon ko. Vicky bilkool nahin chahta tha ke usska naam kahin bhi aaye kissi ke bhi katal mein. Woh bilkool safe rehna chahta tha. Rathod ko beech mein le aya Vicky aur ussko credit diya. Khan se kaha ke TV walon se bolna ke Rathod ko tum ne jhoot mooth ke leaves par bheja tha assal mein woh khufia tarike se police ka kaam kar raha tha. Sabhi recordings jo mile hein sabhi mare hue logon ke sab Rathod ne record kiya hai aur sab jo main ne kiya sab Rathod ne kiya yeh batana TV walon ko. Yeh plan kiya Vicky ne aur Rathod khush hua ke usska naam bhi hogaya iss case mein aur show ke baad woh wapas police station apne naukri join karega.

To hua wohi. Tamaam sheher ne woh show dekhen jahan Vicky ne bataya ke uss oonchaayi se girrne ke baad woh dehati logon ke beech hafton tak ghaayal pada hua tha, unn logon ne usski dekh bhaal kiya aur kal hi woh sheher mein wapas aya to suna ke Inspector Khan ne jugdish ko giraftaar kar liya to woh khud Rathod se milne gaya aur Rathod ne ussko Khan se milwaya.

Public mein se logon ne sawaal bhi kiya to ek aadmi ne poocha ke kyun Vicky ne commissioner ko ghoosse dene ki koshish kiya? To Vicky ne bataya ke woh Khan ka plan tha yeh diikhane ke liye ke Raghuveer keise bika hua tha. Woh sab record karna tha issi liye ussko paise diye gaye the. Vicky ne bataya ke uss ne bus police ki madad kiya uss waqt Raghuveer ka asli chehra saamne laane mein. Phir turant baad Khan ne kaha ke ab baaki bahot saare log saamne agaye hein saabit karne ke liye ke Commissioner ji ne unn sab se paise liye the unn ke case ko rafa dafa karne ke liye…… usska case ab bahot hi gambhir ho gayi hai aur ek ek karke unn ke sabhi kale kartut saamne arahe hein aur unn ko bail nahin mil sakti ab to, aur naa hi jugdish ko, court ne bilkool mana karr diya ke kissi bhi keemat par donon mein se kissi ko bhi bail nahin hona chahiye!

Show ki host ek khubsurat lady thi. Uss ne Vicky se sawaal kiya,

“Vicky ji uss raat ko hua aap darshakon ko yeh bataen zara please!”

Vicky ka chehra laal ho gaya aur saamne baithe hue public jo show dekhne baither the unn ke taraf dekhte hue kaha,

“Kia bataun? Uss kaali raat ko yaad karta hoon to enkhon ke saamne andhera chhaa jaata hai, qayamat ki raat thi woh! Meri pyari Sanjana ki jaan par ban aayi thi, bayaan karunga to ro padunga………”

Aur beech mein Khan ne yeh kehte hue Vicky ki baat kaat diya,

“Dekhiye madam, mere khayaal se Vicky ji se yeh sawaal nahin poochna chahiye kyun ke public ko already sab pata hai ke kia hua tha uss raat ko …..”

Tabhi public ke beech se ek aadmi khade hokar kaha,

“Magar hum jaanna chahte hein ke kyun aap ne uss waqt kuch nahin kiya, kyun aap ne apni behen ko bachane ki koshish nahin kiya?”

To Vicky ne uss aadmi ko yeh jawaab diya,

“Dekhiye, main koyi filmi hero nahin hoon jo panch aadmiyon se akela ladh kar kissi ki hifazat kar sakun. Uss raat ko mere ghar mein koyi shooting nahin chal rahi thi, sab hakikat mein beet raha tha mujhpar. Apne ghar ke andar log apne aap ko mehfooz mehsoos karte hein, ghar woh jagah hoti hai jahan kissi cheez ka khauf nahin hota. To main be khauff apne kamre mein tha ke achanak, I repeat achanak 5 mardon ne mujhpar hamla kiya aur mujhko gherkar mere hath peyr kaske band diye upar se mujhko mara!! …… Main aap se ek sawaal karta hoon ab…kia achanak ek raat ko aap ke kamre mein 5 mardon ne aap ko pakra aur haath peyr band diya to kia aap kuch kar paoge? Filmi hero ho aap dhishum dhishum karke sabko gira doge?”

Tab woh aadmi ne sar niche jhukakar baith gaya apne seat par. Phir Vicky ne haazir public ke taraf dekhte hue kaha,

“Main uss raat ke wakeaat ko details mein likh kar press walon ko de dunga aur aap sab press mein padh lena jo hua tha hamare ghar mein uss raat ko thik hai!”

Studio ke corridor mein Khan ki behen Farheen aur usski saheli Reshmi bhi aaye hue the. Farheen Vicky se milkar bahot khush hui thi aur Khan ne khud ussko Vicky se milwaya tha. Aur Vicky ne Farheen ko ek naya mobile gift karne ka wada kiya tha.

Lady host ne Khan se sawaal karte hue yeh kaha,

“To aakhir mein yeh pata chalta hai ke Commissioner Raghuveer ko pehle se pata tha ke usska bhatija jugdish uss rape mein involve tha aur weh aap ke kaam mein

dakhal andaazi kar raha tha ke aap Jugdish tak nahin pohunche aur jaan bujhkar Vicky par ilzaam laga raha tha ke inhon ne khud apni behen ke saath…….”

Aur Khan ne araam se muskurate hue jawaab diya,

“Zaahir si baat hai ji. Ab to sab saamne agaya hai. Mere kaam mein bahot rukawatein paida kiye the ex commissioner sahab ne apne bhatije ko bachane ke liye……. Aur aakhir mein main ne sub inspector Rathod ko sick leaves ke bahane secret mission par bheja baat ki tey tak pohunchne ke liye. Sub inspector Rathod ne bahot mehnat kiye aur sabhi information mujhko deta raha aur main apne taraf se ussko help karta raha. Rathod ne unn do pehle aadmiyon se sach ugalwa liya tha jisski recordings abhi aap logon ne dekhe….. tabhi jugdish ko pata chala to unn donon ko maar dala ussne….. tab Rathod ne mujhko jab bataya ke unn donon ke bayaan lene ke baad donon ke khoon kar diye gaye to humko laga ke koyi bada haath hai unn ke piche….. Rathod dusre do logon ke piche laga hi hua tha ke unn donon ke laash mile aur Jugdish par nazar rakhe hue the hum ke pata chala woh unn do logon ko maar kar desh se bhaagne ki koshish kar raha tha… Rathod ne mujhko phone par bataya kyun ke jinn do logon ke khoon hue jugdish ne unn mein se ek ko phone kiya ta aur unn ke phone hum tap kar rahe the…ussi se humko pata chala ke jugdish unn se milne wale the… ab uss aadmi ka number hamein unn do pehle logon se mila tha… magar afsos iss se pehle ke Rathod unn donon se milta, Jugdish unn donon ko maar chukka tha….. tabhi Rathod aur main ne airport par Jugdish ko roka aur mawka e waardaat par legaye jahan do laashen pare hue the wahan uss ne apne jurm Kabul kiye aur sab sach sach bataya jo abhi aap sab ne recording mein dekhe!”

Sabhi logon ke taaliyon ke shor se hall goonjh utha aur sab log Inspector Khan aur Rathod ki jay jay karne lage. Woh to Studio ki baat thi, pure sheher mein jitney log TV dekh rahe the sab log wah wah karne lage ke wah kia badhya kaam kiya hai Inspector Khan aur Rathod ne. Aur studio mein uss lady host ne shabaashi dete hue Inspector Khan se ek aakhri sawaal poocha,

“Suna hai ke ab MLA sahab jo commissioner ka bhai hai woh kuch rukawaten pesh kar rahe hein?”

Iss par Khan ne kaha,

“Weh MLA ji hein, weh apna kaam Karen hum police wale apna kaam karte jayenge, no more comments on that, aap logon ko baaki ki khabren milte rahenge!”

Aur lady host ne sab ka shukriya ada karte hue program ka end kiya taaliyon ke ghadgharahat ke bech.

Jo kuch bhi kaha gaya sab plan Vicky ka banaya hua tha. Vicky ne apne Sanjana ki hone wale husband, Rathod ko sabhi credit de diye aur kaamyaab police officer karaar karwaya aur Inspector Khan ko bhi ooncha darja dilwaya uss show ke zarye. Sab kuch Vicky ne plan aur tayaar kiya hua tha wahan jane se pehle. Aur sab successful raha.

Chief minister ne pura program dekha aur parliament mein Inspector Khan aur Rathod ke zikr kiye gaye aur decide hua ke donon ko bada promotion diya jaye.

Bus hafte bhar mein Khan Commissioner of police ban gaya aur Rathhod assistant commissioner uss sheher ki!!

To kia Vicky ka kaam khatam ho gaya? MLA ke saath kia aur keise karega? Aur kia jugdish ka unn chaaron ka haal nahin karega? Kia Jugdish ko araam se muft ki roti haasil hogi zindagi bhar jail mein? Ya Vicky ki plan mein aur bhi kuch baaki hai? Dekhte hein agle update mein…… Weise dosto ab kahani apne ant tak jaa rahi hai shayad ek do update mein kahani khatam ho jaegi.

To be continued……………

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