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ishqbaaz 05.11.18 lb
nani has solid bitch face. yike.
god i hope she’s just acting. i don’t like having to hate female characters.
lmao nani like idk who tf you are either to anika. jhooti. as if your grandson hasn't given you all the 411.
he prolly sent her pics of anika superimposed with a million sparkly heart gifs, being like PLS NANI I LOVE HER TOO MUCH AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF PLS HELP.
pls lord, make nani switch teams and beat some sense into his punk ass.
nani's still playing dumb. and shivaay ke bhi mooh se choo tak nahi nikal rahi. bitch imma kick your ass if you don't open your dumbass mouth......
so you’re telling me it’s been like 5+ years and no one bothered informing nani that this guy’s married?
aur kuch nahi toh she should at least have a google alert of him, and his two (2) media proclamations of her being his wife his jaan his guroor his lord-knows-what-else, should have made it onto her radar?
wow when even DADI has gotten her head out of her ass to strongly take anika's side..... you know you're being proper assholes.
lol buddhiyon ka smackdown.
oh ho twinkle ko saath laayi hai nani.
lmaooooooooooo roop's tiny scoff/snort. i'm dying.
twinkle nahi iska naam ~jingle~ hona chahiye tha, with the amount of chamm chamm she's doing.
OMFG SHE'S A BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. WTF SHE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE PAIRED WITH RUDRA EVEN. ISKO SHIVAAY KE SAATH KAISE.......... SHE’S LITERALLY AN ICKLE NEWBORN BABYYYY.
LOL SHIVAAY'S FACE AT NANI.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMRU'S FACES AT ~*TWINKLE*~
snort, aate hi rudra ko phatka. nice.
also, her dialogue delivery is good. so i already like her.
hahahahahha omru’s flabbergasted nods at her gyaan.
LMAO SHIVAAY KO BHI PAIRIPENA. FITTING. SINCE HE'S LIKE A GAZILLION YEARS OLDER THAN HER.
she's cute af man. like super duper cute. should i start shipping her with prinku? prink/twink?
lmao shivaay's JFC YEH KYA CHEEZ HAI looks that he's shooting her.
oh now gauri's kainchi jaisi zabaan is in action. behen where was this when your jiju was acting toooo smart in the first place?
BILLU I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE ASKING FOR A DAMN ASSKICKING.
oh she's finally packing her bags. is she really tho?
“tumhare liye flat dekha hua hai.”
fuck seriously where can i find me a man like this who will pay everything for me and i don't even have to put up with him? coz honestly this is my dream fucking life.
lmao ofc. she's not going.
beta kisko chutiya banane ki koshish kar rahe the? honestly. at least ladki toh believable laate, instead of this literal fetus. like, she seems younger than prinku also.
“chacha-bhatiji ki jodi” lmaooooooooooooooo
“tumhare kehne ka matlab kya hai??? main buddha hoon???”
“maine kab kaha ke aap buddhe hain? maine yeh kaha ki woh bachchi hai.”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HER FACE AT HIS “I LIKE YOUNG GIRLS.”
“ek baat kahoon? yeh mujhe khud se door karne ki jo latt lagi hai aapko, ismein yeh mat bhuliye ki aap shivaay singh oberoi hain. kuch class rakhiye, kuch standard ko maintain kijiye." LOL REKTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
pffffffffffffft. and with that, anikaaaa out.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWINKLE CALLS HIM BHAIYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAA
“mujhe bhaiyya mat bolo pls.”
twinkle is fangirling over what a goddess anika (“bhaabi”) is. lmaooooooooooo shivika's marriage is legit in trouble coz twinkle's much more appreciative of anika than shivaay is; than her putting any moves on him. good. i ship it. #twinka > shivika.
LMAO SHE'S HARDCORE SHIPPING SHIVIKA AS WELL. THIS IS GONNA BE LOTS OF FUN.
lolololol he’s so doneeee with her.
haaye bechaara.
“yeh naatak karna mere liye bada hi mushkil hai (...) har baar main yeh karta hoon, mera dil toot sa jaata hai.” UGH YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT SHIVAAY. WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET IN THE PEOPLE WHO CARE FOR YOU, LORD?????????/
my heart is legit breaking for this dumbass, ugh.
lmaoooooooooooooooooo he's complaining to her about twinkle. SHUT UP DUMBASS, SHE'S A RADIANT RAY OF SUNSHINE AND I ALREADY LOVE HER MORE THAN I LIKE YOU.
(but lol he's right in that she should probably stop calling him "bhaiyya" if this has any shot of working.)
nani is cute af too. i know which grandma i love more!
lo rudra ka bookie ghar tak aa gaya.
prinku pichle kuch dino mein sudhar gayi hai. hmmm. lol who needs to drink when ghar ke dramay se free mein hi itna high mil raha hai.
nani is taking class of prinku. good. super nani ko baari-baari sabkiiiiiiiiii class leni chahiyeeeee.
OUFF NANI NO. SABOTAGE HIS DUMBASS PLAN.
(woh toh waise bhi hona hai. nani nahi toh twinkle kar degi.)
50 LAKH?!?!!?!?!?!!? BESHARAM. BHAIYYA TOH BOL DETA. USSI KHUSHI MEIN DE DETA WOH. PAR NAHI. AKAD BHI MAINTAIN KARNI HAI AUR MAANGE HAI SEEDHE 50 LAKH.
“itne sawaal toh bank bhi nahi karta loan dete waqt.” “toh bank se hi le lo.” lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo yaaaaas. #teamShivaay.
ouff this manhoos.
yeh (rudra) pitega. aaj phir pitega yeh. aur jamm ke. coz this isn’t the old darra-sehmaa hua shivaay anymore.
shukr manaa rudra, ki om phir beech mein aa gaya. aur is baar utni asaani se girra nahi woh. nahi toh aaj tera kheema banna tha. waise bhi shivaay bharaa baitha hai from all the anika drama since morning. he just needs an excuse to pummel the fuck outta something, anything.
yaaaaaaaaaaaas finally shivaay ki khuddaari sar par chaddhi.
faceoffffffffff of the grandmas.
yeahhhhhhhhhhhh callllllllll her outtttttttt nani.
nani is already a fan of anika. matlab punjab party pooriiiiii hi anika pe fida hai.
lol what nonsense reinforcements you called in billu; all of them are on her side within 3 minutes of meeting her.
oh shit anika overheard nani's gunn-gaaan of her. that's not acc. to the plan, nani!!!!!!!
roop is trying maxxxxxxxxx to add ghee to aag. god i hate herrrrrrrr.
NOT TODAY SATAN. NOT TODAY.
.... coz billu’s here to smooth things overrrrrrr....
“jab bolne ki zaroorat hoti hai toh kalyani chup ho jaati hai.” nani a straight up savage and i love her.
nani really loves shammi kapoor huh. it’s adorable.
fuck i really really love nani. why couldn't she have raised my boy? he'd be soooooooo much better off in life. dadi’s gotten two universes and she’s just fucked up my trash son beyond repair in both.
ugh looks like o jaana itself is playing over the scene tomm. thank god at least it's the old one over the new one?
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