#It was? Kinda mid if im being honest ngl

[joanpuckinsucks]

RANKING NHL GOAL SONGS !

30. San Jose Sharks - Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited

this is so incredibly boring. when i went to leafs v. sharks earlier this year it was a great experience, but the goal song just didnt stick out. the sharks fans didnt even do shit when they scored goal until they scored during overtime. its not a good song im sorry it just isnt. p.s fuck the sharks

29. Florida Panthers - Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World

obviously Panthers fans seem to like this but its kinda boring. its not what id like to hear when my team scores. its not something id be screaming to. its kinda sad if im being honest. i will put it above the Sharks out of spite tho. sorry Panthers fans

28. Montreal Canadiens - stupid hey hey song

boooo tomato tomato tomato . HABS YOU SUCK !

27. Washington Capitals - random song accompanied by ambulance noises

makes my head hurt

26. Edmonton Oilers - Hell Yeah by Rev Theory

overwhelming

25. St Louis Blues - song i dont know the name of

take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowdddd

24. Carolina Hurricanes - Raise Up by Petey Pablo

no. it sounds like that song that goes like "welcome to the reddddddd kingdom"

23. Vegas Golden Knights - Vegas Lights by Panic! at the Disco

i dont like Panic! i dont like the song. i dont like the team. and the goal song is drowned out by the crowd chant ("Go Knights Go!")

22. Columbus Blue Jackets - For Those About to Rock by AC/DC / The Whip by Locksley

this one is so strange to me. if youre gonna start with a bangin song like for those about to rock, why change halfway through and mash it up with a song with such a large contrast? its such a big switch up like what??????? i think that the audience participation on this one is nice ("Woah oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ohohoh"). kinda lame ngl

21. Detroit Red Wings - no clue what this is called

eh good enough

20. Phildadephia Flyers - Feel the Shake by Jetboy

its an ehhhh song, but its higher than some of the others one because the Flyers make up with their mid ass goal song with Gritty

19. Winnipeg Jets - Gonna Celebrate by The Phantoms

one mid ass goal song, brought to you by your Winnipeg Jets! i wonder what Jesse from BarDown thinks about this. the title of the song reminds me of the video where its that like nursery rhyme that goes like "weve got to celebrate our differences!"

18. Anaheim Ducks - Bro Hymn by Pennywise

ehhhhh its fine.

17. Colorado Avalanche - Chase the Sun by Planet Fun

its fine. not much to say about it. audience participation is mediocre but its there ("Hey! Hey! Hey!").

16. Dallas Stars - Puck Off by Pantera

wowww so edgy and metal! i guess its fine. the chanting of "Dallas...Stars!" kind of makes it a bit better, but i just cant get behind it. crowd seems happy tho, so i guess thats good.

15. LA Kings - song that supposably has no name

its not bad, its just kinda forgettable... it has nice audience participation ("Hey! Hey! HeyHeyHey!"). songs i think wouldve been better/more memorable: Party in the U.S.A by Miley Cyrus, Valley Girl by Frank Zappa, California Girls by Katy Perry

14. New Jersey Devils - Howl by The Gaslight Anthem

i have a strong dislike for the devils and new jersey but this is an ok song. i cant tell if the crowd is shouting "Here we go!" or "YOU SUCK!"

13, Vancouver Canucks - Aint Talkin Bout Love by Van Halen

i like Van Halen, but do ya know what i like more? Greenday. do you know why Quinn Hughes looks so sad all the time? its because he remembered the Canucks goal song isnt Holiday anymore! bring back Holiday!

12. Tampa Bay Lightning - Goons by Mona

catchy, good crowd chant.

11. Nashville Preadtors - I Like It, I Love It by Tim McGraw / Gold on The Ceiling by The Black Keys

nashville is music city, so i expected something better, but the crowd chant ("YOU SUCK!") is good. i love me a good "YOU SUCK!"

10. Calgary Flames - TNT by AC/DC

its a good song. would make for good crowd chants ("TNT! Hey! Hey! TNT!").

9. New York Islanders AND Minnesota Wild - Crowd Chant by Joe Satriani

come on guys! could you be any more unoriginal? shameful. still a good song.

7. Arizona Coyotes - Howlin For You by The Black Keys

i like it. coyote themed. good audience participation ("da da dada da, da da dada da")

7. New York Rangers - Slaphot by Ray Castoldi

i dont have much to say about it, but its good!

6. Boston Bruins - Kernkraft 400

i actually quite like this one. its not bad at all. its easy for fans to chant the melody, its fun to listen to (haha funny beep boop music), and its a Bruins tradition! as a leafs fan, i am absolutely shaking in my boots, im terrified, i really am. great song.

5. Buffalo Sabres - Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool

i know i was talkin some serious shit about the Sabres earlier tonight but their goal song is great ! it makes for good crowd chants ("here we go now! here we go now!")

4. Ottawa Senators - Song 2 by Blur

i love Song 2, i love Blur, and this is a great goal song. its great to pump the crowd up when a goal is scored and would make for some great crowd chants. ("woo hoo!")

3. Toronto Maple Leafs - You Make My Dreams by Hall + Oates

i may be a bit biased as a leafs fan, but i love this song and its just so great. hearing it is always so nice and makes me feel so good and its just an all around catchy song. its the best sound in the world for a Leafs fan.

2. Pittsburgh Penguins - Jump Around by House of Pain

i love this one !! its just so perfect and its sure to pump up pens fans and non pens fans alike.

Chicago Blackhawks - Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis.

now, do i absolutely hate the Blackhawks? yes. i hope that the Blackhawks association cant sleep at night, i hope everytime they look in the mirror it says "WHORE" in big red lipstick letters because they deserve it. what were they thinking having such an offensive logo and letting dylan strome play for them. i hate dylan strome. their only redeeming quality is their goal song. i LOVE Chelsea Dagger. its so catchy i just have to sing along. its great, it makes for great audience participation and its just a great goal song to pump up the fans!

[camelspit]

The entire midnights album is finitar coded no i do not take critisicm

[lordxgrinnyxboy]

rewatching tgm for the umpteenth time: wifi's not working edition 1/?

ngl i've Never, In My LIFE, done any singing or acting outside of puppet shows when i was in like the 3rd grade but every time i watch TGM i'm more and more like "GOD i wanna be cast as Barkilphedro" and i don't even know why? like why would i want to be the greasy clown nasty? He has No Rights? I Don't Like Him Or Sympathize With Him At All? And Yet???? It must be a calling.

there's like. two barrels on the stage.

uggggggh i love Ensemble!Maskell and Ensemble!Obianyo they're both so pretty

FEEL SO LOW YOUR PULSE NEEDS CHECKING

ngl Barkilphedro has No Rights and he gets No Sympathy from me but i do feel sorry for him when he talks about his mother. also sucks for him that he wasted so much time hoping his loyalty to Clarence would pay off, only to get nothing but mockery in return. also also as 'comical' as the Erotic Breakfast Dance scene is played it's still...really gross and Not Okay. This dude's 100% culpable for his actions and he made his own choices and is absolutely slimy but it's like those bits in LotR when they talk about Bilbo pitying Gollum. idk i just kinda hate that ol' Barky let himself be twisted into such a wretched creature. He crossed the No Rights line the night he decided to carve up a kid's face tho and just kept right on going.

ensemble!maskell is so cute send help

it's the eye makeup and the lighting it's just. a really good look

ms. obianyo pls

just noticed Bark's little pose on "obsessed with the pursuit of beauty"

okay so i've seen some comments around about Clarence's "How do you keep your pecker up" remark and just thought i'd- dude's fingernails. wow they're so shiny. ahem -mention here that i've looked into this expression before and it's actually a term that i guess is mainly used in England or something and it's like nose = beak = 'pecker' as in birds which ‘peck’ things with their beaks. It's basically the same as "keep your chin up". Snufkin says it to Moomin. I mean with Clarence i wouldn't put it past him to mean it another way but also given where the show is set it makes sense he would use such a term.

ngl i want to Know about Angelica tho like. why is she Brutalized. why did Clarence send her awaey. i actually want to know about the whole family. I feel like it's a three separate moms situation but even if it's only two separate moms Where Are The Moms. did Clarence send Them awaey too? Did one or more of them Die? Were they Killed? oh god what if it's like in Light Princess and he actually Had (one of/)Them Executed. I think it's interesting that Clarence Lorded Dirry-Moir. we don't get to know about how he treated Josiana, but none of his kids even turn up to his funeral and the only one who talks about him at all only does so to denounce him.

also thinking about the differences yet similarities between the Green Box Family and the Royal Family but i can't articulate worth anything rn so i'll just *pins for later*

love Ensemble!Brisson

also ngl even if the whole Royal Introduction/Lords on Palace Hill bit isn't 100% literal it still paints a pretty clear picture of the kind of toxic and vapid society that's encouraged under Clarence's reign.

does 'bonnie prince' mean anything specific or

ugh i love Osric

wait i just noticed the stripies on dirry--moir's shirt. nice. i'd wear that.

not as much as i'd wear the heck out of Osric's coat though. actually his whole outfit. add Osric/Lord Trelaw to Roles I Wanna Be Cast For In The Timeline Where I Sing And Act

the face Dirry-Moir makes while Osric's getting started introducing the fair tho. he looks like a kid trying to fit in with a cool new friend group.

the way Mr Maskell sings "we have a huge collection of the crippled and the dabbed" tho it sounds like he's got a cold

i'm gonna need somebody to meet me irl just to do that lil dance that Dirry-Moir and Osric do after "If you've got the money/I've got the misery" it looks fun!

au where Mr. Maskell stays on stage through the end of Laughter is the Beast Medicine. i need to See him do the choreo for this part.

had a real cursed idea right here but no it's Too cursed

the look on Osric's face when Bark grabs his bad arm tho

this whole "imagine laughing without any cruelty at all" is such a weird bit tbh

have i already said that i love the whole look of the "the poor soul who stands before you" part like idk if it's the pose or what but Gwyn Looks Really Good In This Scene

okay but the way puppet!Gwyn holds out his hand toward his mom and then she goes to- hangon i can’t describe lemme see if separate post separate post

okay

ngl im real curious as to whether this bit on the pirate ship (idk why i’ve always defaulted to ‘pirates’ for these cats) actually happened or if Ursus fully made it up like we really Don’t get to Know how much of this has any basis in what really happened that night do we u-u

kay but the fact that Dea’s mom’s lying there with her eyes open and the way they emphasize her frozen-ness by having her arm stay up like. wow.

wait a minute is that Born Broken playing for lil baby Dea? i think it is.

yeah sing it hazlit

interesting how Ursus has little!Gwyn sing “they put blood in my nightmares” but also vow to find the man who cut him. which i mean singular ‘they’ is obviously a thing but as i doubt the intention was for Gwyn to have decided that whoever cut him must be a they/them man i just think it’s interesting that even the wording in the puppet show points to the fact that there was Someone Else There, even if it does then swerve back to a single perpetrator. But also it’s still accurate because while it was only one man who cut Gwyn’s face, it was both Barkilphedro and Ursus who contributed to putting blood in his nightmares.

honest question why is Mr. Maskell’s voice Like That like who gave him the right

love how puppet!Gwyn and puppeteer!Gwyn and later real!Gwyn all do that same little motion with their head on the word “disgrace”

OH HEY we’re at the part where Lon Don picks up NICE

add Mojo Puppeteer to my list of dream roles

wait ohmygod there’s this thing kind of hanging off the cart and i was squinting at it like “what is that” and then the cart turned around and i realize that’s the body that goes to the head-on-a-shelf ursus what the hell

wait so Dirry-Moir genuinely thinks Dea went blind from looking at Gwyn’s face but he also wants to see it? although granted Ursus said she went blind from “gazing too long” so maybe Dirry-Moir assumes he’ll be safe if it’s only a quick look. still. Concept: Post-Show Dirry-Moir having this tendency to Not Look At Gwyn very much until eventually either he explains why and somebody has to Tell Him, or maybe at some point he’s like “wait a minute. that was made up wasn’t it” and everyone has a bit of a laff

ngl i love the inside of the cart and how there’s like four, maybe five puppets, counting Beauty and Beast, and also some of the shadow puppets...all kinds of vials and bottles and what looks like painting supplies...what looks suspiciously like crimson lethe on the stove...looks like some cabinets and extra storage up very top. im curious about the layout since we only get to see one part of the cart at a time.

wait why’s the song called stars in the sky when does he say th- why isn’t it called “New World” or “dreams” or something why stars in the sky he doesn’t even say- does he say it in the reprise???  *skips ahead* NO?

does the Disney Chorus Say It??

THEY DON’T

WHY IS THE SONG CALLED STARS IN THE SKY? WHY HAVE I BEEN UNQUESTIONINGLY CALLING IT STARS IN THE- WHEN ARE STARS MENTIONED??

IS THE TITLE A REFERENCE TO THE FACT THAT URSUS IS ONE OF THE ONES WHO ASSISTED IN STRIPPING STARS FROM THE SKY? IDK BOSS IT FEELS KINDA WEAK TO ME

ugh i love ms obianyo

“to help them forget themselves” yeah that’s what you want him to do huh Ursus

“not now, Grinpayne”‘s a p curious line to include and only the fact that Gwyn’s still using his puppet!Gwyn voice while complaining is keeping me from being like “lol Gwyn’s lil rant was actually him breaking character and then Ursus just went with it like it was part of the show lol lol”

cutting here for length uwu Dea finishes the word ‘skies’ at exactly 30 minutes in which is nice bc i didn’t even have to interrupt her mid-word in order to pause for post-length.

[numberonemagnusstan]

Ep9-

- mbmbam is so old pt 12

- “Lineup at the family reunion “

- Rip

- Woah last episodes reference

- That was v white

- I feel the kiddo who sent that in must have felt Bad

- Oh my god b a d

- Thank you griffin

- A Real Dupree

- Djdjdjdnjsdnxmsm

- WOW I WONDER HUH HUH

- “He Wants To Kill Stuff”

- Dhdjdjksxndmxn true survivor

- No griffin no no noooooooo

- Thank you Justin

- R a r e l y

- NO JUSTINNNNNNN

- Travis no that’s baaaddddd

- Griffin no

- YES DO IT

- what

- Wow

- Dhdjdjdjdndn oh my god

- Boys no

- Shmanners is this you

- Don’t be rude?????

- TRAVIS NO

- Oh griffin noooooooo

- Okay mood

- JUSTIN NO

- FJEJDNEJDNSN mood

- Justin no

- Y e a h

- It’s v gross

- H u h

- WAIT YUCKY

- I love that the actual advice was buried in there somewhere

- At least it was honest get the awkward out of the way

- Wait this is actually good advice

- Griff is going to Chicago

- Cndmdndmdn full of pathogens and maybe terrorists

- Dhhddhsjskdjdndjdkdm

- I feel like that actually would make money ngl

- Me too tbh

- Griffin oh my god

- Wait good advice

- Also McElroy wives :’)

- Fbdndnd they’re trying their best

- L o r d that was white

- Pdunk

- YES BAD

- I want a jar of jawbreakers

- Jeez

- Uh m a y b e

- F e m a l e s

- WAIT YOURE RIGHT

- m h m

- How...how old is griffin at this point

- Boys no

- Boys no Jesus

- Swapping tartar sauce

- BOYS NO

- Mbmbam is so old pt 13 I think

- MY BEIBER MY BEIBER AND ME

Ep10-

- I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it but I really kinda dig the intro and outro music

- Dbdjdjskcndn GOOD START

- Thank you travis

- Also they sound so fuckign tired I’m cracking up

- Can we get an f in the chat

- God travis no

- Hm don’t like that CANCEL YOUR BOYFRIEND OH MY GOD THEY DONT KNOOOWWWWW MBMBAM IS SO OLD PT 14

- oh god justin called him out but oh god

- Dhdjdjskcnsmfnskxns

- You’re too young to remember fhdjfnsnd

- Hehdjddmxnbd this whole episode is whack

- Chdjdjdbzksn HETEROOOOOSEXUAL

- Griffin making fun of questions is my aesthetic

- Justin no

- This is getting weird guys

- SHDJDNDNSKSNDNSMENS

- OH MY GOD IM

- WOW

- homophoobbiiiaaaaaa

- I don’t like this

- You right weddings are the worst

- I thought this was just justin just talking

- Dhdddbdndb that’s fair

- Can we get an f in the chat

- Dbjsxbbnsndn W H Y

- I’ve never watched friends

- Gn djdjejwkdnskdnjw I FEEL THE BIG BROTHER DISAPPOINTMENT VIBES OFF OF TRAV AND JUICE

- yes that’s true for sure

- True

- FBDJDBSMSMSKDND

- gorls

- Her squire for sure

- That’s valid me too

- Special yay

- Kinda

- Wow I hate that

- A short one but good?

Ep11-

- this is a very weird episode I haven’t been taking notes but this has been weird

- COME AT TRAVIS LIKE THAT OKAY

- “Ya done fucked up”

- “Sex your way to the top”

- Wow actual advice

- Also earlier mbmbam is so old pt14

- “Oh FUCK I fucked it up “

- You just gotta make stupid shit sound fancy

- THERE YOU GO

- Oh justin oh no justin honey

- This is true

- This is also true

- “Dry as a popcorn fart”

- ......yes

- They do

- Humans are already the monsters though 🤔🤔🤔

- I have not

- Oh No

- Okay good!!!!!

- BDSJBDNSBSKSBDJS

- ok griff buddy

- This is also also true

- THIS IS ALSO ALSO ALSO TRUE

- No justin Jesus no oh my god

- Griffin Jesus fuckign Christ why are they like this

- Wait this is true

- Writers block is so bad

- C o r r e c t

- Wow the boys do something good for once

- Aw man

- “Hey are you a creeper”

- Griffin no

- Hmm!!

- Alright mood?

- He’s the cute one

- Oh no prince William no

- Ycfyhcvugiufdtfuifh

- FHDJDNDKDKDJDBSJSB

- No wait it be like that go get someone you love baby

- ...this is true

- Well they should show up show off bitch

- Mayhap

- This is also true

- Goddamn it griffin

- Also goddamn it justin

- And goddamn Travis

- I hate the McElroys calm down a bit guys

- All lesbians are fucking beautiful

- I feel like travis is friends with so many lesbians

- Love that lesbian thesis

- Goddamn it Justin

- God we can only hope

- I hate everyone in this show

- Someone’s gotta plant the seed

- Calm down edge lord

- That’s me

- Yes

- VINE???

- Am I tripping or is justin???? His mic?????

- Maybe it was

- OH HONEY NO

Ep12

- all podcasts legally do that

- Vomit mad advice

- Rocking it mid west style

- Just slightly

- How old is ms.liberty pray tell

- A lemonade stand for grownups

- Can we get an f in the chat

- The lesbian apocalypse

- It is pretty shitty

- “Side booty”

- I agree with trav

- “....it’s fine”

- Guys woah guys guys guys

- Not on America’s birthday

- Shdjdbsnaksnz

- Dhdjd get Jacobs help

- Mbmbam is so old pt15

- This is true

- Uncomfortable ™️

- Star Wars reference

- Probably

- ATLA IS SO GOOD

- Ah boys goddamn it

- I mean I guess it’s just a thing?

- Travis oh lord

- JUSTIN

- BEWbs

- Oh my god travis fhdndmskdbs

- Love u trav

- How unfortunate can we get an f

- Travis is iconic

- Dbsndnsjdjs no cuss words

- “Stop being a dick” no one said anything

- Dhdjdjdjd

- Boys no

- Get some new pranks

- Mbmbam is so old pt16

- SHSMDBSJDBSKDBKSDBSKDN