#It takes an incredible amount and effort from Yu to actually calm down the team.

[taldigi]

The Namatame hospital scene is so fucking good. It's not only an amazing characterization for not only the IT but the protagonist.

it's also an exceptional example of the magician reversed. Trickery, dishonesty, manipulation. Lack of power in your life and the lack of tools to do what you need to do.

They don't have enough information. They're being tricked and deceived. They're lost and grief is fogging up their vision. The tv is not the tool they need at the moment- they are powerless kids against not only society but a literal goddess who is pulling the strings. It feels like the right decision because it feels like the only one.

Yosuke is such a great rep for the magician arcana it makes me insane.

[raijinhasverybigpecs]

smite high school au (part 2)

part 1 - agni to erlang shen

part 2 - fafnir to odin

part 3 - osiris to zhong kui

notes

the school is a fancy private school with the gods playing a major role as important students and teachers at the school

the gods are not the only employees/students - there are many other students and teachers at the school to fill in the gaps

uniform is like this, but in the emblem colours (i’m too lazy to search up another image, give me a break lmao)

gods have no divine power but keep certain skills, talents and traits that they had with their powers (raijin doesn’t have lightning powers but he’s still good at playing the drums for example)

gods are mostly in human forms and they actually look like people - no super wild claws or fur or any of that shit (aside from cama and baka i think)

just a general note: this isn’t final or anything, and i’d appreciate any feedback or if you wanna add something or change something then please tell me, i’d like everyone’s opinions to be considered :>

(also the image might have a few mistakes, i’ll fix them up when i care enough to make an effort :P)

roster (part 2: fafnir - odin)

(short descriptions/headcannons of gods below)

fafnir - management

works the front desk, taking phone calls, sending out papers, and dealing with parents

handles budgeting requests

an asshole but good at his job so everyone puts up with him

fenrir - student

angry all the time

releases that anger by doin sports

looks after his sisters, very very protective (if you’re gonna try to talk to him you’ve gotta get in hel’s good books as well)

actually a giant nerd, shy about his interests

freya – arts and hpe teacher

teaches most of the arts subjects + hpe

coach of the tennis team and fencing team

definition of Sexy Teacher™ , extremely aware of it and loves teasing the other teachers and students

ganesha - teacher

goes off on tangents often when teaching, has a million stories to tell about everything

teaches literally everything

Dad™

also works as a guidance councillor

extremely smooth

bad puns all the time

geb – guidance councillor

Dad™ part 2: electric boogaloo

good at hugging

patient and kind

sometimes fills in for geography teachers

guan yu – history teacher

experienced and knows what he’s doing

the most organised teacher, never late, always calm

hachiman - history and hpe teacher

looks as if he’s about to go on a holiday in the bahamas at any given moment

“please do up those buttons hachiman, this is a private school that has a reputation to uphold”

“but it’s so hot-”

“it’s snowing outside”

“ah”

archery coach

secretly judging all the other teachers, trying outdo them

hades - deputy principal

does all the dirty work behind the scenes

has a worrying amount of connections with all sorts of people

does all the interviews for students and teachers

runs an incredibly tight ship, making sure halls and students look immaculate

teaches a few classes, if you’re lucky you’ll be in his class

he bo - librarian

knows the title and author of every book in the huge library

often seen talking to ganesha and thoth

surprisingly good at swimming, helps the swim team at times

hel – student

for this au hel will be a pair of twins :>

polar opposites but they’re always seen together along with fenrir trailing behind them

dark side is good at sports while light side is good at art

hercules – hpe teacher

Dad™ part 3: sad dad club

depressed but he won’t show it (or he’ll at least try to not be a unkempt mess)

usually spends nights at the school due to his divorce

loves working with younger kids, finding it harder to adjust to older kids

got the job due to odin’s recommendation

hou yi - student

archery club member (duh), wins prizes and whatever

shows off a lot, bit of an asshole in that respect

stupid but he means well

hun batz - art teacher

very passionate about what he does, runs a very unconventional art class where students do whatever the fuck they want

always has paint or something on him yet his art supplies are super organised

isis - science teacher

helps out with the school nurse

lovely dovey with osiris all the goddamn time, they often get caught out by students and other teachers

izanami - parent

scares the shit out of all the students when she shows up

“is that really ama’s mother? jesus christ she looks like the girl from the ring”

“better watch what you say lest you end up like all the others”

in a custody battle with izanagi, kids have to switch between parents every week

if you bring up izanagi she’ll trash talk him at any given opportunity

janus - student

awkward nerd, doesn’t get emotions

too nice to people

very good at science, will talk off your head about space at any given moment

makes cute chiptune music in his spare time

close with chronos, chronos is very protective of him

jing wei - student

annoying but gets on with everyone

strangely close friends with thanatos

very fast runner even if she’s short as hell, pole vaulting master

kali - hpe and history teacher

flips from calm to angry in a flash - when she says to stay quiet she means it

actually super chill and nice otherwise, really good with shy and quiet students bc she’s very supportive

nu wa’s right hand, if teachers or students want to fuck about kali is here to make sure that they stay in line

Sexy Teacher™ part 2, male teachers wish they could get with her

age is unknown, she’s been at the school for a very long time

gets on with chronos, the two can be seen gossiping at lunch

khepri - school councilor

Dad™ part 4: the reboot, very supportive and nice, knows everyone

organises all the school events with the help of kumba

right hand man to hades, the two always turn heads because they look like polar opposites

secretly has a stash of scotch (that nu wa and hades know about) to get him through days where the staff are acting like headless chickens

big, strong, will protect you - did weight lifting in his glory days although he’s gained a lil weight since then

kukulkan - science teacher

talks a lot with ah puch

sarcastic, will call you out and won’t take any shit

“so now we’re gonna display how gravity works” *walks over to hou yi and stands behind him*

“sir what are you-”

*pushes hou yi over* “and that’s how gravity works kids, turn to page 76 and i’ll get you to write the definition down in your books”

kumbhakarna - school councilor

Dad™ part 5: birth by sleep, him sleep lots but whenever he’s awake he’s very good at his job

will sleep through anything

kuzenbo - school mascot

this is what you get for being a bad character

fuck you

loki - parent

protective, will fight for his kids

doting father, embarrasses them constantly

shows up to the pta meeting in a tuxedo, shows up to the school recital in a singlet and boxer shorts

medusa - former teacher

art and history teacher

no one’s too sure why she got fired but rumours have gone around that a male teacher was cheating on their wife so it got covered up

keeps in touch with neith as well

mercury - student

loudest person in the room

good at science and running (duh)

face of a 5 year old with a body chiseled out of clay

ne zha - student

soft baby face, stronk muscles

crazy flexible, does all sorts of flips

 shares clothes with jing wei, the two are very close to each other

neith - teacher

art teacher mostly, can teach other subjects

Sexy Teacher™ part 3, unaware of it

kinda out of it sometimes

stares into space a lot, gets caught in thought

bad memory, tries getting presents for all the teachers but always forgets

friends with everyone and always perky, other gods are jealous of her energy

seen around with nu wa and khepri a lot although she’ll try to spend time with every teacher

nemesis - student

blind, has a guide dog called invidia

law student, very menacing but is super nice and gets flustered easily

also part of the debating team

close friends with skadi (dog buddies!!!!)

nike - teacher

ALWAYS SHOUTING

GO TEAM

SMOOTH, TERRIBLE FLIRT ALL THE TIME

HPE AND MATHS TEACHER

SEXY TEACHER™ PART 4, GOOD ASS MUSCLES

nox - parent

somehow the most hardworking and least hardworking mother at all times

sneaks in wine during pta meetings

Cool Mum™

nu wa - deputy principal

better than you in all aspects

in control of every situation, strict but super nice

crazy ass past with some wild shit that pretty much no one knows about

teaches some classes as a substitute

Sexy Teacher™ part 5, none of you hoes can deny how fucking hot she is like jesus christ i’d go straight for her any day

odin - teacher

teaches history, very by the book and traditional - if you’re in his class you’ll have to get a new book by the end of the semester bc of all the writing you do

probably has fought a bear before, has cool scars and can tell really interesting stories about his life