#It snows in Faerghus? Rhea BaD because she banned technology that totally exists and prevents snow!

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You know what Rhea's least favorite number? 22, because of the goddamn catch 22 of this fandom.

I'd have said 42, because just as 42 is supposed to be the universal solution, Rhea BaD is the Fodlan equivalent.

Something doesn't work? You burnt your pie? Your crops don't yield as much as they did last year?

Worry not, blame Nabateans and their icky blood, they "are responsible for the irrational world we live in"!

So whenever something goes wrong in Fodlan, or when Ferdie stubble his toe on a chair, you can always blame Rhea.

Rhea BaD is the alpha and omega to all of your problems!