#It is a truth universally acknowledged that all unmarried men in a tiny farming community are obscenely wealthy unless they're veterinarians

[releasing-my-insanity]

Joke prediction for ACGAS 2020 season 4.

I jokingly predicted that next a Siegfried love interest would get engaged to someone else. Since that didn’t happen in season 3, it must be going to happen in season 4. And since Siegfried is apparently seeing multiple women at once, there’s only one possible path for this to take.

Every single one of the women he’s dating will get engaged to random other men all at once and arrive to tell him. All wearing increasingly more ostentatious diamonds and comparing notes on how rich their fiancés are. The queue of women waiting to show Siegfried their engagement rings and break up with him stretches from the front door all the way to his study.

Mrs. Hall is busily walking up and down the queue offering the women tea and biscuits while they wait for their turn. Everyone else pokes their heads around an exam room door, Scooby-Doo style, and giggles. Siegfried is thoroughly perplexed by the whole thing.