#It exclusively uses its intelligence and strength to get into the pantry and eat soap. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bitchfitch · 2 years ago

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I've been trying to find the post i originally made this image for for Days but I'm officially giving up and just posting it again. It's their old designs but this is still how they stack up against each other and like, a taller than average person.

#Aetius being fucking Big is 90% of the humor in its vibe. The fucker can look you in the eye and then rear up to be twice your height #It Still does the 'im just a little baby guy! just an itty bitty kitten' thing #but it does it while being crush hazard sized #Serapis never gets why people treat him like hes the dangerous one.#like he Is the better fighter but if you didn't see them fight you couldn't know that.#Aetius is a lion who can calculate orbital paths in its head Its Not like. Not Dangerously.#its turbo dangerous. its smart enough to be able to treat finding you like a fun puzzle box #Its the type of fucker who would have multiple phds and its middle paws are the size of dinner plates.#It Will Fuck You Up.#It exclusively uses its intelligence and strength to get into the pantry and eat soap.#its a bastard kitty cat first and foremost

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