#Isaacz.ventz
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isaac-regretz · 11 days ago
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little miss I-just-had-a-breakdown-because-they-made-my-chicken-sandwich-in-a-way-I-didn’t-like-and-they-didn’t-get-me-soda
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isaac-regretz · 1 month ago
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I wonder what my dad gets out of calling my siblings the r slur (they are both 6)
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isaac-regretz · 1 month ago
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I think my dad is on like….. an any% speedrun on saying every slur or smth /j
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isaac-regretz · 2 months ago
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*bap* gimme attention *bap* gimme attention *bap* gimme attention *bap* gimme attention *bap* gimme attention *bap*-
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isaac-regretz · 2 months ago
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Me when ppl don’t pay at10tion 2 me while I destroy my life
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isaac-regretz · 14 days ago
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welcome back to another installment of “What Sound Did Isaac Confuse For A Gunshot This Time?”
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isaac-regretz · 1 month ago
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ughhhhh I keep confusing the fireworks my neighbors are setting off as gunshotz
it would be such a shame if my wives were here with me and they sat with me and rambled on about random shit and comforted me whenever the fireworks go off and tell me that I���m going to be ok and-
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isaac-regretz · 1 month ago
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ISTFG I WAS RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE LISTENING TO MUSIC AND MY DAD WAS BLOCKING MY WAY BACK TO MY ROOM SO I DROPPED MY HEADPHONES AND FELL ON MY KNEE (WHICH IS STILL HEALING BTW) AND HE CONTINUES TO BLOCK ME????? I WAS LITERALLY BEGGING HIM TO STOP AND THAT IT WASNT FUNNY ANYMORE AND THEN HE FINALLY LET ME GO BACK TO MY ROOM
THEN HE COMES BACK AND ASKS ME WHY IM SO UPSET LIKE IM WEIRD FOR NOT LIKIGN THAT HE MADE ME FALL AND COULDVE BROKEN MY HEADPHONES NAD THEN HES LIKE “oH ArE YoU GoNnA Be mAd aT Me tHe wHoLe nIgHt??” LIKE YES BECAUSE YOU HAVENT EVEN APOLOGIZED
he came back and just told me “sorry” and gave me a rice crispy treat (I don’t like them)
Jesus Christ
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isaac-regretz · 2 months ago
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me when I think a bad thing so I have to force myself to think a good thing so the mind readers won’t think I’m a bad perosn
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isaac-regretz · 2 months ago
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Me: hey. im scared because i think something/someone is upstairs. could you reassure me that there isnt anything pls
My dad: haha no lol there actually is something/someone upstairs. anyways im gonna turn off all the lights to scare you and act like im not doing anything
Me: Oh! (/neg)
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isaac-regretz · 2 months ago
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RAHH my wife never txted me and all mah other friendz r grounded or jst can’t b online rn T-T
so i hav 2 w8 until the weekend 2 play Phighting w/ them :(
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isaac-regretz · 2 months ago
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I found another kid in my class who watched pvp + parkour civ!!
yaaaay!!
but he’s racist and makes rape jokes and just overall not rlly a good person
aw man
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isaac-regretz · 2 months ago
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I jst vomited
feeling great rn /s
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isaac-regretz · 2 months ago
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vent under cut
I really hope that when I’m older I’m able to get diagnosed with HPD or whatever it is that’s wrong with me. the thought of being neurotypical and not having anything wrong with me scares me because then I really am just like this.
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