#Is this too specific?

[worlds-smallest-epsilon]

*mouse Ben Kenobi voice* strike me down, and I will become smaller than you can possibly imagine

[sweet-berrry]

Babe, are you alright? You've barely touched your comedy podcast with heart-breaking themes

[yidiyada]

“I'm sorry your father never taught you the meaning of repugnant. He was too busy smashing your head against the wall of your trailer while you apologized for being alive."

vs.

“Let’s wake the boy up and let’s try you! I’m the vampire Armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a little bitch!”

[angeliswiss]

Can someone make a edelweiss single parent au with Austria having kugelmugel and Swi having liech and them meeting at the kindergarten and kugel and liech becoming friends and swi and aus falling in love. Thanks.

[wheres-your-paddle]

no more songs about sex and heartbreak. only songs about grain-swindling pirates in landlocked territory are allowed now.

[philsmeatylegss]

Me when any storyline or artwork has any semblance of symbolism involving Christianity or childhood trauma:

[crushed-oranged-angered]

Sometimes I think I’m good and normal and then I find a bug bite (I don’t remember getting) on my ankle at 5am after waking up from a nightmare about bogs and next thing I know I find myself checking sheets in the dark with a phone flashlight searching for bedbugs

[looselipssinkships-x]

The dead poets society -> house md -> girlfriends' guide to divorce pipeline

[bibibifemme]

yeah, maybe i want to be fucked hard and praised about it so i can finally feel like i'm doing/being enough just by existing, so what?

[sugarcubetyrant]

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE. "Come to the Dark Side. We have ___."

we have that one specific food you're craving, but can't quite put your finger on, and you want Only That™️ and nothing else.

[kiwikyuka]

gotta love it when my favourite protagonists are shot/impaled at the left abdomen.

[freshpickle]

i need someone who loves me enough to buy me rare vinyls that I would give my life to own

[player188654]

This is so specific and niche but stay with me on it, can somebody write a Life As We Know It Ghosts (CBS) AU where Hetty and Trevor end up having to take in one of their friend’s kids after they pass away. It’s enemies to lovers if that sways anyone lol

[evannoying]

Being a queer man is belting Ariana both ironically and unironically.

[henchladyart]

We’ve seen ‘Tim and Sasha try to make Jon and Martin realise that they’re perfect for each other’ but when can we get ‘Jon and Martin finally date and are now on a relationship high horse, giving them the right to try to get Tim and Sasha together’?

[paniniqueen]

my adhd ass recognizing a random actor playing a guard in one scene of an Alias episode: