#Is that meme too dead to reference. Idk Idc

[obscurecookiestims]

"바쁜 아침 엔 빠르고 든든하게!"

Cereal Cookie from Cookie Run: Ovenbreak!

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[softhaos]

ONE (1) YEAR OF SOFTHAOS

fellas, as of today – jan 14th 2019 – softhaos has turned one year old!! honestly, i never expected to last this long?? over the past year, i’ve gone through many ups and downs, made close mutuals, received so much emotional support from all kinds of people on this site and overall, i’m so thankful that i pulled my shit together and joined the community on tumblr! 

i still remember clearly when i first started out with this blog and posted the neighbor aus and got SO much support for it?? like?? i never thought it’d come this far where i could touch readers’ hearts with my word vomits?? that’s just insane. and even if you don’t read my works yet still follow me: wow, i’m so grateful that you managed to cope with my bullshit – be it from my undying hatred towards pcy and kmg, me abusing the uwuwuwu or my personal thoughts.

in other words, this is my message directed to everyone: thank you for keeping up with my bullshit uwu

now on to the part where i thank specific people for making my existence on this site more bearable,, i’ve left a message for everyone i tagged (i would’ve tagged literally everyone but i’m a stressed student i am so sorry if i forgot you kjldl and i would feel bad if i didn’t leave a note to everyone i tagged) and the list is in alphabetical order! @ anons i also left notes from you at the very bottom.

@baekberrie 💌 even though we just talked once literally two days ago thanks to my clumsy ass sending you an accidental ask, i’m so glad i actually did. pola (okay i got this from your about page im sorry kljsdl) you’re an amazing, kind and talented soul with whom i could’ve talked hours about soft bbh if it weren’t for my tiredness. i’ve only read your junmyeon oneshot so far but trust me, i’ll get to that cuddling fic with baek real soon once i’ve got more time uwu you’re honestly a talented writer and i hope we get to talk more in the future!

@baekbuns 💌 i’ve known you for how many days already you anon thot and i really can’t believe that i was vv intimidated by you at first (not gonna lie, you still scream bde but that’s another story-) hope, despite you trying to steal pretty much everyone from anyone, it’s still very fun to fight talk with you and you’re also an excellent writer uwuwuwu i am still very attacked by the thought of bartender yixing one day I WILL SUE YOU ALONG WITH PCY

@baekwell--tart 💌 bella!!!! ngl i’m still very pissed at myself for not realizing you from your old url but i’m glad i found you again!! (did i find you again? idk anymore i suffer from short term memory but i hope i got my point across sdjlkj) you’re such a warmhearted person and i’m really grateful that i got to know you. however, you’re also a funny person and that also shows in your writing - istg one day i will probably have “perpetual boredom” tattooed on my forehead don’t ask why that description of sehun will NEVER fail to make me chuckle!! you deserve all the love and happiness in the world and so much more uwu

@boosoonhao 💌 i know i keep repeating myself when it comes to you aj, but i really have no idea what else to say. i wrote it in the letter, i expressed myself way too often in the tags whenever i reblog your works, yet here i am doing it again (and maybe even more exaggerated than usual, we’ll see): aj, you are one of the most talented writers i’ve ever known and one of the greatest blessings in the community. there, i said it and i mean it! you are one of the very few i know that doesn’t shy away from fantasy-ish aus and executes them brilliantly. the way you have with your words is just fascinating and i find myself sometimes jotting down what you wrote for future references? but writing skills aside, you are a beautiful and kind person and up to this day the key chain you sent me is still intact. aj, thank you for blessing me, blessing everyone with your talent and general existence. 

@byuncaa 💌 bianca you smol soft bean you have my heart right there and though we don’t know each other for so long, i hope we get to talk more in the future uwu you’re such a cute soul gaaah it really makes me wanna send you all the soft memes i possibly own anywaY i hope you just stay as bubbly and bright and adorable as you are uwu

@cafechenle 💌 hani, kaito kid, i don’t know whether you’re still alive on tumblr or not but idc i’m still writing this to you anyway. you’re one of the first people i’ve met on this site and gOD i remember it as clear as day where i was so close to blocking you within the first few minutes of knowing you. yes, i’m talking about the entire mansae chan era discourse. anyway, we don’t talk as much but i hope you’re doing fine my wee lil silver boys supremacist!!

@changbeanbag 💌 landon, we literally just met yesterday but as you can see, i don’t care and i’m writing you a wee lil note anyway. you, my dude, radiate uwu energy and ngl i may have squealed when i saw your tags in the ask i sent you teehee - i hope we get to talk more in the future (that is, if school hasn’t killed me until then-)

@changbiinn 💌 kirra, you beautiful, blue haired visual goddess who has everyone else (including jisung yES I WENT THAT FAR) looking like a mere smurf and found dead in a ditch! i didn’t think i’d get an instant dm from that one inkigayo shitpost but you went ahead and proved me wrong sjljlks timezones fuck me up all the time but nonetheless i hope we get to interact a lil more and gET ENOUGH SLEEP OR ELSE

@cheolsjigyu 💌 MISS VAN NO I DID NOT FORGET YOU HEAR ME OUT. first of all, how could i forget you when you provided me all the great twt aus and the wild chats we had back in?? sometime early last year i guess. it’s been a very long time since we talked and i’m sorry i couldn’t reach out to you any time sooner due to school and the usual stuff (also, uh, i’m not the biggest friend of tumblr dms and barely check any messages there so there’s that too) believe it or not i still wheeze whenever i think of your fic swing baby because goddamnit that jyp song was one repeat for a good week. anyway, i hope you’ve been doing well and are not at the brink of near death like me uwu

@cherryxiu 💌 gran, frank, satan incarnate, whatever else i call you. you may fuck me up with the pcy i’ve never asked for but i hope you know you have a soft spot in my heart (i’ll never say that out loud again tho so see it as a one of a time thing). you’re my fav minseok stan and while i wouldn't necessarily jump off a cliff for you, i’d jump with you uwu anyway, aggressively refrain from sending me more pcy content i’m just trying to live an easy life here. but knowing you, you’ll definitely pretend as if that last part was never written so why do i even bother-

@chillihansol 💌 hanni my child!!! i hope you’re doing fine, aren’t as stressed anymore and have received the love you deserve and more!!! i still remember when i was highkey intimidated by you so i went on anon but then somehow you were startled by my lil threat and then i became your mom anon? funny that has changed over the time skldj hanni, i don’t regret ever going on anon for you and you’re an amazingly talented writer. i already said it once but i’ll say it again: guns n roses was the first svt fic i read on tumblr and just thank you for creating that piece uwu

@choco-seventeen 💌 miss choco, i almost tumbled down the nonexistent stairs in my apartment when i saw you ??? sliding into my dms ??? and then reading my word vomits ??? and then you followed me ??? and everything that followed after ??? i don’t know what in the world i did to have you notice me and up to today it remains a mystery to me ngl. we love a talented, kindhearted, fantastic, stunning, visual writing queen who is ofc the right person to love thanks to the avatar discourse she started!!! choco, keep on enlightening everyone’s life with your mere existence, the tags you put in your reblogs that make me smile and of course, wonderful stories <33

@custardheart 💌 taylor, i don’t think we have ever talked (unless you approached me on anon maybe then maybe yes??) but i just wanted to thank you for blessing my notifications. you’ve been supporting me / on my notifs for quite a long time - may i say you’re like one of the first followers i had when i first started out? THAT’S how long you’ve been here already and i can’t thank you enough <333 (please don’t ask me why i know that but goddamn every time i see that jeonghan profile picture i already know it’s you djklj)

@dinoshaur 💌 sha! lee! i know we barely talk to each other but i just wanted to use this opportunity to thank you for making some of my days with your astounding fics!! one of my favorite works from you will always be “flower crown prince” because you have NO idea how much i struggle with finding seungkwan fics dkkjljlk i’m sorry i didn’t submit anything for the lfw challenge i really tried to make it but you know, life problems happened whoops. i wish you all the happiness and inspiration and love from chan himself you gifted angel uwu

@forevershua 💌 dear fossil mother ryan, i can’t believe i internally pronounced your name wrongly for pretty much half a year knowing you. please forgive me. okay, but all seriousness aside, you’re one of the closest people from this site!! i really love you so so much though i can’t guarantee that i love you as much as you love jeonghan more than shua; i still shed tears whenever i pull out your two postcards - especially the minghao one; i think i suffered from mild heart palpitations when i got it in the mail (and still do). i hope we get to meet this year and possibly clown rat together and just stay the somewhat sane person left in the gc <33 p.s HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WITHOUT A FRIDGE I STILL CANT BELIEVE THAT

@gamerwoo 💌 rocket, you’re always active when it’s the ungodly hour where i live and it has happened more often that i stay awake because of you. not only do i have loads of stuff i can queue from you (teehee) you recently started posting stories again and the ones you hammered out lately just??? do things to me??? for real though do you have sadistic tendencies or somethin because you posted TWO (2) nsfw stories that I indulged at 2 AM IN THE MORNING. aside from that minghao and junmyeon stuff, uuuh, i finally got around to finish your ghoul au which i completely adore!! i’m looking forward to your upcoming works uwu and hope you get all the positivity and good vibes only uwu (p.s i have to confess: my dumb ass seriously thought the “woo” in your url referred to jungwoo and for some good weeks i thought you ult jungwoo rIP ME)

@hearttoshu 💌 jess, i don’t know what in the world i did to have you notice me because i’m gonna be honest here, i was scared of you skaljdlkjslkj please i don’t even know why, you seemed very intimidating but i was proven wrong in an instant!! you are one super soft bean with hq gifs and a love for jun and shua that reaches up to infinity and beyond!! your tags always get the best out of me and i’m really grateful for having you in my life uwuwuwuwu 

 @jejublr 💌 ew rat, you’re finally adulting. jokes aside, you were the first victim to fall under my disastrous typo errors and may i say that i’m just simply ICONIC for forever slapping that legendary nickname on you uwu nat who?? we only know RAT. you’re the one person i can always run to when more serious issues are bugging me since i guess you can relate the most to my personal dilemmas and i just wanted to thank you for being there for me <33 that, and for keeping gran somewhat at bay. i hope we get to meet up this summer where i’ll feed you with lots of chocolate while teasing ryan about her biasing jeonghan LMAO and just like most people from the gc, you’re one of the first close mutuals i’ve made. in a way, you could say you’ve been with me here since day 1 (almost) xx

@jin-hua 💌 mayo / mango / mayo that tastes like mangoes / idk i bet i have misspelled your names approximately 993828 times in 937987 different variations but guess what? i still love u to death uwu i love me a fitness queen, a visual goddess not even god himself could ever and i’m so so glad that you exist in my life <333 i know i promised you a crackhead message but when i think about it there’s not really a lot to say that’s out of place when it comes to you?? you’re an angel uwuwu the light of my life frank could NEVER

@justsomekpopstuff 💌 jj it is i, your #1 supporter!! since you’re also part of the nug club gc from the beginning on, you have an extra special place in my heart <3 jj, i love how supportive you are and i don’t think you realize that i cherish you to the moon and back and that times 903809. i love how you get so fired up about your hockey team and like to gush and suffer from the wrath of Joshua hong and i hope you’ll stay eternally happy uwu that, and dRINK LESS COFFEE ISTG

@lxveille 💌 veille we’ve never interacted a lot but i just wanted to let you know that i admire you a LOT. i haven’t got around to read more of your works lately, but i do have a favorite fic that i still clearly remember. okay, that’s a lie, i have several that left a strong memory. but let’s say, if i had to reduce it to one fic, it’d be the 100wtsily dystopian au with jihoon and 66 & 70! you’re one of the very few writers who hit the dystopian genre spot on and you truly are an inspiration. seriously, thank you a lot veile xx

@middle-of-a-wonshua-sandwich 💌 LOOK, i didn’t even know you changed blogs or something and i’m so eternally sorry that it took me ages to figure that out! (RIP me) you’re one of the first followers i had if i recall correctly (i’m pretty positive of that) and i just wanted to thank you for sticking with me so long uwuwuuwwu i wish you all the happiness bb <3

@multi-yeol 💌 haaaa we’ve only known each other since a day or something but i’m really glad we did!!!! honestly, that Loona song sorter is harder than any of the german exams i had and though we don’t know each other for so long, i hope we’ll talk more in the future bub!!!

@oatmealupdates 💌 lynna, you too are one of the first followers on my blog i’m wheEZING you’ve been here for so long sdlkjlkj thank you for your support and your comments under the fics always make my day i swear!! i’ve also noticed that you haven’t been that active as you used to be (maybe it’s just me idk sometimes my dash is kinda wacky) but all in all i hope you’re doing good!! if you ever need to talk to someone, you can always hmu <33

@queerjunhui 💌 vane, ngl, you really scared me at first. i was really intimidated by your for reasons i can’t even explain and i always thought you were out of my league sdkljlk i think we started talking since the cyzj thing and you’re one of the funniest and nicest people i’ve met so far on tumblr, seriously! your content - be it from your shitposts to mindless thoughts like the entire indirects to j*** * yES I STILL RECALL THEM - you always manage to make my day brighter whenever i see you on my dash. i wish you all the happiness and hope you’re doing good uwu

@seungcheolsbodyharness 💌 katey, sis i still think about that criminal seokmin and the entire au we made up - from FBI agent cheol to incompetent intern vernon and all that jazz. besides the fact that your url is a pure 10/10 as well as your other URLs, you’re such a nice person and i really enjoy your presence - be it in the form of reblogs of any kind of thing to the comments you occasionally leave and don’t get me started on the aSKS; katey, i’m so glad to have met you on this site!!! uwu

@softwonwoo 💌 jian darling!! honestly, i have no idea how you even know of my existence. just like pretty much everyone else i’ve tagged here you kinda had that intimidating aura?? but then the more i talked to you somehow, the more i was proven wrong and you’re such a sweet pea i can’t- also, i’m glad that i found someone who can agree with me when it comes to chungha dsakjlskj pls stay healthy, stay happy jian!!

@swyllh 💌 sara, i don’t think we have ever had a proper conversation, but i just wanted to give you my appreciation. you are one of the most underrated writers within the community yet you always give your best when it comes to your writing and honestly, i really admire you. i haven’t found the time to read your interactive fic yet (i keep pushing that back i am so sorry but i’ll get to that one day) and one of the fics that i absolutely adore is that one end of the world fic with chan, as well as the vernon collab with sha!! i really hope you’ll get the recognition and love you deserve you gifted writer !!

@tonicandjins 💌 faye my snowflake, i haven’t seen you around lately but if you read this, i hope everything’s alright from your side! i’m quite sure i’ve already mentioned this to you but i’ll say it again. i will NEVER shut up about one and two small petals and will NEVER recover from it. another banger is that wonwoo fic with the printer- ugh, you’re such a talented, beautiful person and i truly wish you all the best. remember, don’t stress yourself and relax once in a while uwu

@yeolsmiling 💌 angie hi!! i legit only sent you one (1) ask so i really don’t have much to say so far unless i wanna repeat myself lMAO one day, i aspire to purely emit soft energy for yeol but i doubt that day will ever come. i hope we get to talk more in the future you soft bear <33

honeybunch anon 💌 honeybunch, i hope you’re doing well! i still remember that i called you that when you slipped into my asks and gushed about that one mingyu fic up to this day i’m still flattered and eternally grateful that you’re still here uwu thank you for your support and making my day <33

fromis anon 💌 idk if you’ll ever read this but i miss you uwu i hope you’re doing fine and just a quick update from my side: i still haven’t found a bias yet uGH 

sugarpie / tulip anon 💌 you seem like such a cool person i’m really glad you stopped by in my inbox thank you for hitting me up uwu since i have no clue who you are and since i’m a dumbass, i’m can only rely on you messaging me jslkdj

none of the letters are proofread i am so sorry

[fullmetal-the-last-alchemist]

ok multiple word review for avengers endgame under the cut. spoilers obviously, like every spoiler ever

overall uhh. wack. like the meme said.  Wack. but im still gonna pro and con this bc i don’t really know how to feel

pros:

SAM GETTING THE FUCKING SHIELD THAT’S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE STAN AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

ok the whole final battle. ‘avengers... assemble’. i lost my shit, how could i NOT lose my shit. that was amazing

how did valkyrie get her horse though?? uh

STEVE GETTING MJOLNIR....LIKE.....OK THAT WAS. REALLY REALLY GOOD, THANK YOU

also steve being the only one standing up to thanos at the end before all the portals opened and everyone came back, like that was good. idk i liked it

T’CHALLA AND SHURI (and okoye?? im sorry the lense flare was so bad im like 90% sure that was okoye) WALKING THROUGH THE PORTAL I LOST IT Y’ALL. FUCKING LEGENDS

seeing everyone who got snapped coming back through the portals... man i rlly felt something there. esp seeing peter. SPEAKING OF WHICH-

HHHHHH PETER.... my boy... peter parker is so, just, so adorable, i love him and i missed him a whole lot. the part where he saved tony and was talking really fast and then they hugged...ough fuck my heart. i just love tom holland’s peter parker he’s SO good

‘i am... iron man’ and then the snap? yeah ok that was fucking. that was good. that was really good

the quantum suits didn’t look THAT bad i know we meme about it but like they’re fine i guess

clint didn’t die which i am glad about. if he died instead of natasha in that scene i would’ve been mad

the bit where clint’s running with the glove and t’challa calls out his name and takes it is great to me bc 1. nice callback to when clint told t’challa his name in civil war and t’challa told him ‘i don’t care’ and 2. nice reference to one of my favorite friendships from other marvel media (namely EMH) like thank u...that was good

the teen at the funeral who was standing alone is apparently the kid from iron man 3? harley? i really like that tbh

i like how frigga showed up even though she got more lines in this movie than probably the entire franchise before now, so the emotional impact was sort of, not there, but whatever. it was still good

scott!!! scott was great. so was rocket, and i liked gamora too. there were some good moments with, people. idk im so tired. there were some good things

thanos getting dusted. that was good. get fucked, grape man

does this mean loki is alive now??? and like just floating around somewhere with the tesseract??? someone explain i don’t get it. i hope he’s alive but if so please confirm

gamora isn’t dead technically! cool!

sambucky RIGHTS sambucky is CANON that’s what we’re on now folks stevesam and stucky are dead this is a SAMBUCKY HOUSE ONLY

barely anyone died like tony and natasha bit it but whatever. im conflicted about tony but idc abt tasha. everyone else surviving was good, thank u

ok but clint and natasha wanting to sacrifice themselves for each other was... man i was emo the whole time. i feel like that was sort of a nod to the people who like clintasha (who got fucked over by joss whedon being a dumbass fucking freak) and i appreciated it. don’t think i didn’t notice her wearing the arrow necklace too!!!!! i see y’all. that made my inner 13 year old happy

tony’s death scene was well done, im really glad he said goodbye to rhodey, peter, and pepper. that was good.

ok tony’s daughter saying to happy that she wanted a cheeseburger i just.... idk why that got me but i remembered iron man 1 and how tony stopped for a shitty cheeseburger on the way to the press conference, the first one after he was rescued, and idk. that got me.

the portal, the quantum realm portal thing? looked cool. yeah it just looked neat

same with the credits, with the signatures and stuff, that was nice

god i was so happy to see valkyrie. im sorry i only just got to her but im tired and my brain is already deleting this movie HOWEVER, i loved seeing her

pepper getting a suit FINALLY like i’ve been waiting... i mean i guess i was? idk i was happy to see it. that back-to-back shot of her and tony fighting together was great, thank u

just,,, the final battle. that was fucking amazing

cons:

thor. literally everything with thor. @ the russos turn on your fucking locations im gonna wring your goddamn necks myself for doing that. im so mad im not even kidding im PISSED

pacing and general plot were, ok i guess. not great.

the time travel wasn’t utilized well. like the stuff they did was cute and stuff i guess but like, cmon. they could’ve done so much more, gone to so many places, met so many people, especially considering how many movies they’ve had. like do u really think i give a fuck about tony talking to his dad?? did anyone??? that was just. fam i don’t care. doesn’t tony hate his dad, isn’t that the whole?? thing??? god. show me something actually interesting instead

five year time skip??? and they didn’t undo it??? wh... y’all. how’s that gonna pan out for the mcu from here on out?

steve rlly left bucky and sam (esp sam, y’know, the guy who’s been there for him THIS WHOLE TIME, THROUGH EVERYTHING, SINCE CATWS) to go be het in the past huh. like i teared up a bit when they finally got their dance but also, now that i think about All That for more than two seconds. nah.

i don’t think the russos know how time travel works. that’s not how it works??? guys.

doc strange. he didn’t do anything terrible, but he was there, and that’s bad enough

thor. everything with thor. the russos and every disney exec who approved that get the guillotine

now gamora does’t remember the guardians, and to her, none of what happened in the other movies happened...idk i don’t think i like that. hmm

the people who got brought back from the snap were all barely in the movie like. hmm. nah. where’s my sam wilson and t’challa and shuri and bucky content. hello?? y’all.

they didn’t show peter and may reuniting, hello???? peter and ned’s hug was cute but, guys, c’mon

in general there weren’t a lot of reunions. nothing with rocket and the guardians either

THATS. GUYS THAT’S NOT HOW TIME TRAVEL WORKS. i’m loathe to say it but go watch the first star trek reboot movie. that’s how it works. if you go to the past, then you immediately branch the past off into a new reality (while the reality where you didn’t enter the past, the one you originally came from, stays intact) im not explaining it well but the russos really clowned that one. that was some horseshit

didn’t peggy marry some other guy and have kids??? like im sorry but peggy and steve had closure and they both moved on and the russos didn’t have to go back on that but here we are.

the whole, failed quantum experiment with scott turning into a baby and shit (which i legit forgot about until right now) was unnecessary like just have tony walk in a few seconds before they start doing that shit and trim off five minutes of only vaguely humorous fluff. pull the trigger cmon

they never called clint ronin? also he went around killing poc for like years i guess. for no reason?? why was he doing that. what?

anyone who says That was good gay rep im really gonna kill u. it wasn’t bad but god. the fact that that was also one of the russo brothers??? cishet men need to stop

THAT ISN’T HOW TIME TRAVEL WORKS. HELLO???

im gonna team up with taika waititi and chris hemsworth and tessa thompson and we’re gonna murderize the russos with the power of competent, working brain cells

the uh other stuff. the stuff idk how to feel about:

professor hulk? grey hulk? that. that was? weird, interesting, idk. idk fam

tony having a daughter..with pepper...? hmm. not bad or anything but also..? hm

tony dying. i thought i wouldn’t care, but now i’m conflicted. i don’t know how to feel

steve saying ‘hail hydra’ like even though he was fucking with those guys i still remember how the comics made him Actually a hydra agent back in like 2014 or whatever so i was kind of just. uncomfortable

valkyrie being the new “ruler” of asgard and also thor leaving to go chill with the guardians i don’t? what?

the shot with all the ladies like banding together. marvel didn’t earn that. it was cool and all but. idk.

scott’s daughter, cassie, being older now?? how..do i feel abt that. idk fam

tl;dr what i said before. wack. i could’ve written a better movie easily. infinity war was so good and then we got This? 6/10 i guess, maybe that’ll change but rn im just so tired. we have that sickass final battle and our sambucky rights and that’s what matters idc about whatever else