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From Gold to Mold
Chapter 5: The Departure (Warning: this chapter will contain violence. Read at your own risk.)
Itâs been around two months since you accepted the Megamycete into your body and for the first time since you were dragged to Gotham, youâre actually happy. With its vast archives, youâre bursting with knowledge spanning over the course of four-hundred years, ranging from the academic to the arts and itâs thanks to that knowledge that your grades have skyrocketed in the past few weeks; where once you struggled with something, now you know better than even the teachers, even correcting them when they make a mistake and outpacing the best students in your class. Sure, by this time, itâs a little too late to get to the top of your class, but you really donât care about your ranking; all that matters is being able to complete your homework, class assignments, and tests in record time, giving you time to work on more important things, like your game.
Included in the Megamyceteâs records are the knowledge and memories of many computer programmers, some of them working for Bruce in his tech division; you also have many artists and musicians swimming in your head, many of them talented in making art on computers, so with your newfound knowledge, youâve made tremendous strides in making your game. A year ago, you thought you would have to find a way to crowdfund the game in order to pay artists, musicians, and programmers and it would take a few years to make it ready for players, but now, youâre sure you can have this game ready by yourself within the year.
Not only has your intellectual attributes increased, but so have your physical abilities; the Megamyceteâs records also include many athletes, both professional and student, and you know how to play every sport thatâs ever been played in Gotham, but you havenât shown any improvement in gym class. You never had any interest in sports before and you sure as hell donât know. Plus, if you suddenly start showing everyone in the school that youâve all of a sudden become smarter and stronger out of nowhere, you might attract enough attention that not even the Waynes can ignore.
And that wonât end well for anyone.
Speaking of them, you know they heard about what happened at the My Alibi bar and are working overtime to find the culprit, the only thing they know for certain is that it was the work of someone new. It actually brought a smile to your face when you learned about it, that for all their detective skills, they have no idea that the person theyâre hunting for is under their own roof. While Damian is the only one to have ever told you to your face, you know they all think youâre stupid; that because you chose to deal with your fucked up life in a semi-healthy way and not dress up in some stupid little costume and fistfight psychopaths, that must mean thereâs something wrong with you in the head.
Fuck all of them. You donât need them and tomorrow night, youâll be driving back to Goodsprings.
When you turned eighteen, you inherited all of your Mommaâs assets, namely her life insurance policy, bank accounts, and royalties from all her books, all of which was worth a little over two-million; at first, you were going to save that money for when you moved back to Goodsprings in case you had to fix up your old home and pay the bills, but after almost dying due to relying on bus stops and bumming rides off of Alfred was unfair to the man, you decided to take some of the money and invest it in a car. The Megamycete had absorbed many modern car experts, so you were able to pick out a brand new car that was worth the hit to your wallet.
Plus, you had a way of earning a pretty penny and stick it to Bruce at the same time: sell his proprietary technology to Lex Corp. Many of Bruceâs employees are buried in Gothamâs cemeteries, some of them working on the latest technological breakthrough at the time of their deaths and you knew Bruceâs biggest business rival would kill to see what Bruceâs scientists are cooking up in their lab.
You reached out to the man using your computer knowledge to send him an email that couldnât be traced back to you, stating you had the specs for several of Wayne Enterprisesâ latest large scale projects and asked him if he was interested in buying them for a couple million in cash. Knowing heâd never consider the deal without some proof, you included bits and pieces of what you were offering, just enough to show you were legit, but not enough to be useful without the rest of it.
Sure enough, he took the hit and now, here you are, meeting with the most powerful man in Metropolis in his office, which overlooks the entire city. Of course, youâre smart enough to not show him your face, so you took the form of some Joe Schmo that died years ago.
âI donât believe it,â the man exclaims as he sifts through the papers you drew the designs on. âMedicine, experimental aircraft specs, software designs! Over a million spent in corporate espionage and nothing to show for it. Then you come along, offering more than enough to recoup those losses and then some.â He looks back at you, an ominous twinkle in his eye that makes you shiver. âAny chance I can rely on your services in the future?â
âPerhaps,â you say in your disguised voice. âIf I get my hands on more WE secrets, Iâll keep you in mind. Now, about my money?â
âOf course,â he purrs. He snaps at his assistant, who places the briefcase she was holding on his desk and opens it, revealing more money than youâve ever seen in your entire life. âTwenty million in unmarked bills. I trust thatâs more than enough?â
âYes,â you say, trying to hide your shock from earning enough money to last you the rest of your life in just a few seconds. âI believe it is.â
(We see no signs of sabotage or subterfuge,) the Megamycete says. (It would appear Luthor intends to keep his word. For once.)
âMercy will see you out,â Lex says as you take the briefcase. He then holds out a business card. âAnd this is my personal number and email. If you have more secrets youâre looking to sell, call me day or night.â
âThank you,â you say as you pocket the card.
And with that, you follow the assistant out of Lexâs office and down to the lobby.
(You must be happy to have amassed such a fortune,) the Megamycete states as you walk out the front door. (And exacting revenge on Bruce Wayne makes this moment all the better.)
âYouâre damn right,â you respond with a chuckle.
(Perhaps you could use some of that money to enjoy yourself? Since our joining, you have been hard at work with your education or your project. Taking some time to have fun will do you a world of good.)
Its words resonate with you. Sure, youâve been busy with catching up on school and the gaps in your game, but youâve done some fun things the last few weeks, right?
(No, we are afraid you have not.)
âDamn,â you mutter. âGuess I should change that.â You glance down at the briefcase in your hand. âWell, we have twenty mil of Lexâs money in here. How about have a night out in Gotham?â
(We agree wholeheartedly,â it exclaims, its voice full of joy and anticipation. (We look forward to seeing what you have planned.)
You chuckle as you change your form to your hardened mold armor and wings and take flight into Metropolisâ night sky. Fortunately for you, itâs a quiet night in the massive city, so Superman isnât flying around, so you donât have to worry about bumping into the Man of Steel.
âI gotta say, this city looks a helluva lot better than Gotham,â you remark as you soar above the skyscrapers. âGotham looks like a giant tomb while Metropolis looks like the future.â
(Yes, we have noticed that no matter the era, the architecture of Gotham refuses to change. The city seems to be doomed to remain locked in a by-gone age. We look forward to seeing the world beyond.)
âYouâll love Goodsprings. Sure, itâs the size of a stamp compared to a behemoth like Gotham, but you can actually sit on your porch at night and not have to worry about gunshots or escaped lunatics. People actually have conversations with one another instead of telling you to fuck off.â
In a less than thirty minutes, you arrive back at Gotham and land on the roof of Wayne Manor and quietly sneak in. Jokerâs still on the loose, no doubt waiting for the perfect moment to unveil his latest sick and twisted plan, so everyoneâs out and Alfredâs stuck in the Batcave, keeping an eye on camera feeds.
You take out a few bills from the briefcase before hiding it under your mattress and heading out to the back where you keep your car parked. While Bruce has multiple cars, every single one of them is a high-end luxury car that costs way more than yours, so you didnât want to take the risk of Bruce or the others finding it and doing something to it, so you keep your car behind a large barn thatâs used to hold all the groundskeeping equipment.
As you drive off the property, you tell your phone to dial Alfred, who answers it halfway through the first ring.
âMaster Y/N, is everything alright?â
âYeah, Alfred, everythingâs fine. I was just letting you know that Iâm going out for a bit. Thought some time outside the house would do me some good.â
âWhile I agree that you need to get more, perhaps tonight isnât the best time,â he says hesitantly. âI mean, the Joker is still out there, no doubt planning another heinous act.â
Youâre touched by the manâs concern for you. Really, you are. But, with the Megamycete, you have nothing to fear.
âDonât worry, Alfred, Iâll be fine.,â you reassure him. âI promise I wonât be gone too long. Iâll just be in Amusement Mile for an hour or two.â
âStill, I wish you werenât going by yourself. Perhaps I can get one of your siblingsââ
âNo,â you cut him off. âIâm going out to have fun before I graduate, not be miserable. If I wanted to be tortured, Iâd throw myself in Arkhamâs Intensive Care Building.â
âI know why you feel that way, Master Y/N, but maybe you can give them another chance? Youâll be graduating tomorrow night and leaving after the ceremony. I just donât want you leaving us under such bad circumstances.â
You know the manâs been trying to get the Waynes to notice you, but theyâre all busy with their own lives in addition to being vigilantes at night, either fighting crime in Gotham, BlĂźdhaven, or elsewhere around the world. And when theyâre all home, theyâre spending time together, having fun that was never meant to include you. You learned that after countless times coming downstairs and seeing them, eating delicious food, laughing, watching movies, and enjoying themselves without you. After a while, you stopped going downstairs when you heard noises coming from the living room.
You donât belong here, either in the Wayne Family or in Gotham. You never did. You know it, they know it, and deep down, Alfred knows it, whether he wants to admit it or not. Youâre a Gould, not a Wayne and thereâs nothing thatâs going to change that.
âAlfred, I think the ship for us being a âhappy, loving familyâ sailed long time ago. Theyâve made it clear that thereâs no room for me in their world and I sure as hell donât want them in mine. All I want to do is go home.â
âI understand,â he says after a brief moment of silence. âI hope you have fun, Master Y/N. And please, if you get into trouble, call me straight away.â
âI will, Alfred. Iâll talk to you later.â And with that, you hang up.
You let out a sigh when the line goes dead. You hated saying things like that to the poor man, but itâs how you feel about the Waynes. Ever since you moved in, all you heard about Bruce is that heâs a caring man and a loving father, but that care and love only appears to be for those he deems worthy of it. For someone like you, a bastard born from a careless one-night stand, he has nothing but neglect and indifference.
And the same goes for the others. Theyâre all a dysfunctional hodgepodge that are saturated with so much trauma and paranoia that itâs a miracle that they havenât killed each other yet. Youâre sure if they were locked up in Arkham and studied, they could fill an entire libraryâs worth of psychological textbooks.
(You should not concern yourself with them. They have made it clear that they are not worthy of your love or forgiveness. After so many years of suffering, you are so close to breaking free from your prison. By this time tomorrow, you will be back where you belong.)
âYeah, back home. Finally.â
After thirty grueling minutes of dealing with Gothamâs traffic, you finally reach your destination: Bat Burger. As much as you hate any mention of Batman, Gothamâs cashed in on the âBat Crazeâ and inserts him into anything they can. At least the foodâs good; almost good enough to make you ignore the cartoonish Batfamily designs on all the walls. Emphasis on the almost.
âWelcome to Bat Burger,â the teenage cashier, dressed in a uniform designed around Batman, says in a monotone voice as you approach the counter. A brief look in his eyes tells you heâd rather be anywhere else right now. âHow can I bring justice to your hunger today?â
âCan I get a Batburger with ketchup, large fries, and a large Bat Cola?â
âDo you want to Jokerize those fries,â he asks as he types in your order.
âNo thanks.â You hand him a hundred dollar bill. âI donât need the change. Keep it as a tip.â
âOh,â he exclaims, the dead look in his eye gone, replaced by shock. âYou sure?â
âYeah,â you respond, happy to see such a transformation in the teen.
âThank you,â he stutters as he hands you your cup for your drink. âYour foodâll be out in a minute. Let me know if you need anything else.â
You nod as you take the cup to the drink station.
(That was quite charitable of you,) the Megamycete remarks as you fill up your cup. (Such an action is rare in this city.)
âHe looked like he needed it. I know what itâs like to be that miserable. Plus, itâs not like weâre hurting for money. If I ever run low, I still have plenty of Bruceâs secrets I can sell to Lex for a couple million.â
(Indeed. It would appear he had many of his employees working on secret projects that were not meant to be released. Perhaps such things were only meant for his nightly activities?)
âWouldnât doubt it,â you say as you sit down. âKinda surprised no oneâs figured it out. Batmanâs toys look expensive and thereâs not that many people in Gotham that could foot a bill that big other than Bruce Wayne.â
Not long after that, your order was called and you collected your fast food goodness. You practically moan as you take your first bite.
(This is quite appealing,) it says as you take another bite. (Savoring the food in real time is far batter than savoring it from the memories of the deceased.)
âIâve wanted to come here for a while,â you say as you take a few fries. âAlways saw the garbage cans full of Batburger bags when they came back from patrol. They never offered to take me and I never asked.â
(Their loss, we assure you. We can think of no better meal companion.)
âShucks,â you chuckle. âYouâre making me blush.â
After your meal, you decided to go to the arcade a few blocks away from the restaurant, eager to show the Megamycete all your favorite games. Also, with it behind you, you might be able to earn more tickets and win some of the bigger prizes. Your strideâs broken when you hear screaming, gunfire, and people running from the Gotham Arcade.
âWhatâs going on,â you ask a man as he tries to run past you.
âItâs Joker,â he exclaims, his eyes full of fear. âHeâs shooting up the place!â
He runs away as you duck into an alley and call upon the mold to form the armor youâve been using a lot lately. As you walk towards the arcade, you look through the roots and see the Bats scattered across the city, handling other crises; meaning they wouldnât be here anytime soon.
âGuess itâs up to us to save the day.â
(The Clown has added many into our archives, all of whom spent their last moments of life terrified and in pain. We think it is time he knows fear.)
You walk into the arcade and are greeted by with over a dozen bodies, all of them riddled with bullet holes.
âMy god,â you say, stepping over two teen boys who look like brothers. âThere wasnât a point to this. This is an arcade, not a bank. He just did this because he could.â
You follow the sound of gunfire until you see the Joker, dressed in his signature purple suit, shooting at a bunch of arcade cabinets.
âThis is so much fun,â he exclaims as he rips a bunch of tickets from the machines. âDonât you agree, Harley?â
âSure do, Mistah J,â his partner, clad in her usual red and black spandex and jester hat, answers as she slams her giant mallet down on a poor Whack-A-Mole machine. She bends down and rips out a bunch of tickets from the smoking husk and holds it up to Joker like some offering to an ancient god. âLook, Puddinâ, I won so many tickets!â
Itâs then the two lunatics notice your presence.
âWell, well, well,â Joker says as he pockets his ill-gotten tickets. âNot the costumed freak I was expecting.â He holds his hands up to his head. âYouâre missing the ears and everything.â
The two laugh and you roll your eyes under your mask.
âLooks like Olâ Batsy has a new brat in his nest,â she jokes. âSo, whoâre you?â
âOh, Harley, his name doesnât matter.â He pulls out his gun and points it at you. âHeâll just be another corpse.â
He fires the gun and this time, the bullet actually penetrates your armor and pierces your lower torso. You wince at the feeling of a bullet in your gut.
(It would appear the clown uses a higher caliber than the common scum of Gotham,) the Megamycete explains as it heals your body, stitching the wound closed and hardening your armor to repel the stronger bullets. (Funny how he possesses such toys after being in Arkham for so long.)
âOh, youâre a tough one, arenât you,â he says, seeing that youâre not going down. âNormally, his little birdies go down from just a little love tap. Are you sure you belong to Batman?â
Now that pisses you off. Bruce may have had a hand in bringing you into the world, but youâre not his. Youâre so pissed, in fact, that you raise your right arm and call upon a long tendril that pierces the center of the clownâs chest and pull him towards you.
âMistah J,â Harley shouts in fear as you bring Joker to your face. Sheâs obviously paralyzed by fear because she stands there, doing nothing but watching the scene unfold before her.
His pasty white chin is covered in blood as it pours from his mouth and his eyes are wide as saucers.
âNow ainât that a surprise,â he says with a chuckle, causing him to cough up blood.
âGet this through your sick and twisted head, clown,â you hiss. âIâm not Batmanâs anything. Thereâs no words in any language that can express how much I hate him.â
You twist the tendril and take pleasure in watching him wince in pain.
(He fears you more than the Bat right now. Good. You are far superior than that worm and his collection of misfits. You always were.)
You feel yourself grin at that. You are better than them, arenât you?
âAnd as much as I hate to admit it, Jason was right on how to deal with you. When you have a tumor, you donât dress up in some stupid costume and beat it until it stops being a tumor.â You lift him far above, his head almost touching the ceiling. He flails around, but your tendril holds him in place. âYou take a knife and cut it out.â
And with that, your tendril sprouts dozens of smaller ones that burst through his body, rendering it full of holes that it looks like a blood soaked piece of Swiss cheese. Said tendrils twist around until what was once the Joker is reduced to chunks of meat.
âMister J,â Harley shouts, her voice full of agony, as his remains fall to the floor, landing with a wet splat. She looks at the pile of flesh, tears streaming from her eyes before turning to you, her gaze full of hate. âYou bastard!â
She charges at you, her mallet raised and ready to strike, but you wrap her in your tendril, stopping her advance and making her drop her weapon. She struggles and as she does, she lets out loud sobs; ones were intimately familiar with. You let out similar ones when you lost your Momma and over the years youâve spent in Wayne Manor.
âYou killed my Puddinâ,â she weeps. âWhen Bats hears about this, heâll hunt you down like a damn animal! And when youâre thrown in Arkham, Iâll be waiting for ya!â
(She has a point. Batman and his flock are already looking for you and when they learn you have killed the clown, they will make finding you their top priority; they will marshal every resource at their disposal to finding your identity. Even if she cannot provide them with your identity, she presents a risk to our secrecy.)
You ponder on this as you watch Harley struggle against her bindings, her sobs now filling the arcade. You know the Megamycete is right; sheâs a loose end you canât afford, especially when youâre so close to going home. Plus, you know with Joker gone, Harley has no one to control her and with how racked with grief over the loss of her âlove,â sheâs a huge risk to everyone on Gotham.
You decide the risks are too great and command a smaller tendril to emerge from the one holding Harley, have it wrap itself around her neck, and quickly snap it, the noise it makes ringing in your ears like a gunshot. You release her from your grip and she tumbles to the floor, lifeless.
(It had to be done,) it assures you. (She represented a threat not just to you, but to the rest of the city. There is no telling how many people would have been hurt the next time she broke free from the asylumâs confines. Plus, the influence of the clown would have stayed with her, even after his death. She would most likely never have returned to what she once was. The rest of her life would have been spent mourning over the clown, inflicting pain onto the innocent, and escaping from and being returned to the asylum. You showed her mercy.)
You hear the words and in some way, they make sense, but right now, you donât feel like you showed mercy. Youâve heard of the Tragedy of Doctor Harleen Quinzel, everyone in Gotham has at one point or another; the story of a poor psychiatrist new to Arkham who had been prayed upon by a manipulative mass murderer, turning her into his demented partner in crime and cutting a bloody swath across Gotham every time they escaped, leaving behind many orphans, widows, and corpses in their wake. She had spent years listening to other peopleâs problems and for once, wanted someone to listen to her, to make her feel like she was important.
In many ways, you can relate. Maybe in another life, you two couldâve been friends, wallowing together in your shared misery.
Just then, you learn from the roots that the Bats have been informed of the Jokerâs appearance and are now on their way here to capture hm, unaware that youâd already beaten them to the punch.
âLetâs go,â you say, moving quickly. âWeâre done here.â
In no time flat, youâre back to your car and out of the area before the Bats showed up.
âSorry, buddy, but it looks like we may have to take a rain check on that night out.)
(We understand. And you should not feel guilty because of your actions. It is thanks to you that not only many will be able to sleep peacefully in their beds, but many beyond this mortal realm will finally know peace. While many threats to Gotham remain, its largest one has finally been put down.)
âYeah, I guess.â
(It is also worth noting that we have only been joined for a short time, you have accomplished much more than Batman has the last two decades.)
That actually makes you feel a little better. Yeah, Bruce has been doing this for years and Gothamâs still a hellhole. In the span of a singe night, you make it visibly more safer. And to top it all off, heâll be racking his brain trying to find out who the hell killed him and heâll have no idea it was you, his forgotten firstborn son.
âThat does make me feel a little better. Thanks.â
âOk, when you find out who did this, can you please tell me so I can end them a thank you card before you lock em up,â Jason says as they watch what remains of the Joker being collected into a large evidence bag by GCPD while Harleyâs body is placed on a gurney and covered by a sheet before being wheeled out.
âYou know, I hate to say it,â Jim says as he dismisses a detective. âBut I think this is going to make the city way safer. Hell, the mayor may want to offer whoever did this a key to the city.â
âIt doesnât matter if all crime in Gotham stops because of this,â Bruce responds. âIt was done the wrong way and when I find out who did this, Iâll deliver them to Arkham myself. Iâll take Jokerâs remains back to the Batcave, see if I can find any clues on the identity of his killer. Iâll give them back to you along with my findings.â
âThanks,â the police commissioner responds as he takes the bag from a forensic investigator and hands it to him.
âCome on, B,â Jason whines as they leave the arcade. âJoker was a piece of shit and it was only gonna end with his death. Whoever this person is, do they really deserve to rot in Arkham over someone like him?â
âWhoever this person is, they took the law into their hands.â
âPot meet kettle,â Jason mutters, but Bruce doesnât acknowledge the remark.
âAnd this person clearly has powers. If they go off the deep end, thereâs no telling what will happen. We need to find them before something happens and someone gets hurt.â
Finding this person just became their top priority.
This is it, the night youâve been waiting for: graduation. Itâs funny, when you first woke up this morning, you could feel every second of the day tick as you waited for the graduation ceremony. The only thing that made the time go by fast was you thinking about the conversation you overheard in the kitchen this morning.
Bruce and Tim talking about spending the day at their computers, analyzing every camera feed in Amusement Mile to look for whoever killed Joker. You had to bite your tongue to keep you from laughing. Here you are, the person theyâre chomping at the bit to catch, and they have no idea youâre in the other room. You should be happy that they finally want something to do with you, but you know itâs only because you sent Joker to hell, something Bruce shouldâve done years ago.
And when you heard that Tim was skipping the graduation ceremony to aid in patrolling? You immediately did a cartwheel down the hall. Not only will you finally be free from Gotham, but you wonât have to share the spotlight with Tim and risk catching their attention, though they probably wouldâve had no idea who you were. Alfred tried to get Tim to reconsider getting Bruce to attend, but when those two are obsessing over something, itâs impossible to tear them away from it. The butler tried to tell Bruce that he had another son graduating, but the man left before the sentence could be complete, stating he had work to do.
At this point, it doesnât even phase you. You know theyâve practically forgotten your existence and you couldnât care less. You have everything you need to go back home and start your new life, you donât need them for anything.
âMaster Y/N, are you sure you donât want me to call master Bruce and have him attend your graduation,â the butler fusses over your cap and gown for the umpteenth time. âAs you father, he should be here to see one of the most important moments in your life.â
âItâs fine, Alfred, I donât need him here. Frankly, with the way heâs acted over the years, Iâm glad heâs not here. Same with Tim.â
The butler looks at you and you grimace at your remark. Ever since becoming the Megamyceteâs host, youâve noticed changes in your behavior. Where once you use to keep comments like that to yourself, you know say them in front of Alfred, unafraid for his reaction. Or how you use to always speak in a barely audible whisper for fear of being overheard by the Waynes, now you talk to Alfred at a volume that could easily attract unwanted attention. And youâre certain heâs noticed your change, too. God knows that man is aware of everything that goes on in his house.
(It is because you no longer have that fear. Before, you were a timid little thing, afraid of being seen by a predator lying in wait. Now? You are the hunter. They canât hurt you anymore.)
Alfred opens his mouth to day something, but one of the teachers calls for all seniors to make their way to the field, signaling the beginning of the ceremony. He heads to the stands while you follow your fellow seniors to the field where youâre herded in alphabetical order. Once the teacher was satisfied with the order, she typed on her phone and the graduation music started playing from the speakers at the top of the stands.
As you follow in line, you look up to see Alfred in the front row, holding his phone up, no doubt intending to take several pictures and record just as many videos. You smile at the man, thankful to have him here on this important night. Itâs then you think about your Momma and how sheâd be cheering for you so hard, everyone could hear her. You feel something slide down your face and realize youâre crying. This is an important day in your life and youâre missing an important person in your life.
(She would be so proud of you. If your memories are anything indication of her character, she would give anything to be here right now. While the butler can never replace her, he is an acceptable stand-in.)
âYeah,â you whisper as you take your seat near the front of the stage set up in the middle of the field. âHe is. And Iâm gonna miss him like hell.â
While youâre overjoyed to leave Gotham in your rear view and never step foot in it ever again, youâll really miss Alfred. The man has been your rock since day one, celebrating your birthday which also happens to be the day of your Mommaâs death. He held you while you cried and was your only company in the lonely halls of Wayne Manor.
Maybe you can hire him as your butler? Your smaller house would no doubt be much easier to clean than that behemoth of a mansion. Plus, Alfred is way more than people like the Waynes deserve.
After an eternity, the valedictorian finishes his speech and takes his place at up front, which is when the headmaster walks up to the podium and begins to call the students to come up and receive their diplomas. With each name called, you feel chest begin to tighten. This is the first time in years that so many eyes will be on you. What if you fall flat on your face while walking? Or try to shake the headmasterâs hand with your left instead of your right? Orâ
(Relax,) the Megamycete says, bringing you out of your thoughts. (All will be fine. When your name is called, you will rise, walk with a level of pride none of your peers could ever hope to match, accept your diploma with such grace the headmaster will b in total awe, and walk back to your seat with the same pride as before. You are better than any of these children and you will make them know it.)
Hearing those words instantly makes you relax, your the knot that had been building up in your chest untangling, allowing you to breathe again.
âThanks,â you say, taking a much needed deep breath. âGlad to know you think so highly of me.â
(We speak only the truth. We have seen the lives and memories of countless people over the past four centuries and not a single one holds a candle to you. You possess much potential and now that we are joined, we know you will unleash that potential and the entire world will be in awe of it.)
Wow. You actually have no idea how to respond to that.
(Pay attention, now. You will be called soon.)
Itâs then you realize the headmaster is now on the Fs, almost to the Gs.
Thereâs three people ahead of you.
Then two.
Then one.
ThenâŚ
âY/N Gould.â
This is it, your biggest moment in Gotham Academy. You stand up and walk with the grace the Megamycete said you would, accept your diploma from the headmaster with your left hand and shake with your right, and walk back to your seat. As you do, you see Alfred, a smile stretched across his face and cheering your name as he continues to hold his phone, probably recording a video just before your name was called.
(Excellent, Y/N,) the Megamycete praises as you sit back down. (We offer our most sincere congratulations on your triumph.)
You stare down at the piece of paper down in your hands and you while the evidence is right there in black and white, it still doesnât feel real. Youâre actually in awe of the fancy kind of paper Gotham Academy uses to print its diplomas, with its Coleen gilded edges, bold ink, beautiful calligraphy, and soft feel.
Hell, Alfred may fight you to keep it so he can frame it and mount it somewhere in Wayne Manor.
After that, the rest of the ceremony seems to speed up, the last of the names being called, the headmaster deeming all of you graduates of Gotham Academy, and the graduating class being told to gather behind the chairs for the moment every senior looks forward to: the Cap Throw. You follow your fellow graduates with bated breath, eager to throw your cap and complete your graduation experience.
âOn three,â the valedictorian yells from the center of the crowd. âOne! Two! Three!â
You eagerly toss your cap with everyone else, your cheers and laughs joining everyone elseâs. You watch with joy as the caps soar above you all and begin to float back down to the field, your eyes tracking your cap, which you had decorated with paintings (the Megamycete allowing you to make them flawlessly) of the team you beat Cynthia from PokĂŠmon Platinum with: Infernape, Luxray, Staraptor, Floatzel, Lucario, and Garchomp (you had no idea so many used the same team before you discovered the internet).
You collect you cap while so many try to find theirs and had towards the exit to meet Alfred.
âCongratulations, my boy,â he greets you, his wide smile still adorning his face, before bringing you into a tight hug.
âThan you, Alfred,â you respond, returning the hug.
When you separate, he flags down a passing man. âPardon me, sir, would you be so kind as to take a picture of the two of us?â
âSure,â the man says, taking his phone and aiming at you and taking the picture.
âThank you, good sir,â the butler says as he takes his phone back.
He types on his phone and not even a second later, you feel your phone buzz in your pocket beneath your gown, indicating he sent you the picture.
âIâm so proud of you, Master Y/N. Youâve certainly earned this.â
âThank you, Alfred. And not just for this, but for everything.â
You two leave the field and he follows you to the gym so you can return your gown and once you do, you two make your way to your car, which is when you realize this is the part of the evening where you two say your goodbyes and you leave for Goodsprings while he returns to Wayne Manor. And the sweet moment youâve been waiting years for now turns bittersweet. Youâve looked forward to this moment ever since you started high school and while youâre ecstatic to finally leave this godforsaken city, you hate that you have to leave Alfred behind.
âMaster Y/N,â he says, breaking the tense silence. âI know youâve been waiting for this moment for so long, but do you have to leave right now? Maybe your return to Nevada can wait until morning? You really shouldnât be driving so late.â
âWe can put it off for as long as we want, still wonât change the outcome.â
âI know,â the poor man sighs. âBut still, itâs over forty hours from here to Goodsprings.â
âIâll be fine, Alfred. Really. Iâll be super careful. Iâll stop at a motel a few hours from here, take regular breaks, stop at restaurants to eat, and Iâll be there before you know it and in one piece.â
âI just wish I could convince you to stay. Iâll miss you, terribly. The manor wonât be the same without you.â
âIâll miss you, too, Alfred.â
You two pull each other into another hug.
âPromise me that youâll call me if you run into any trouble, be it on the road or in Nevada.â
âI will.â
âAnd that youâll try to visit whenever you can. Iâll arrange for Master Bruceâs jet to come and get you, you just say the word.â
âIâll try.â
Youâre lying. Youâre lying and both of you know it. But, neither of you bring it up.
âAnd promise me youâll take care of yourself. I didnât raise you for over ten years just for you to end up in the hospital just because you didnât feed yourself.â
âI will,â you laugh. You know heâs joking, he taught you everything he knows about cooking, cleaning, and housekeeping. That, combined with the Megamyceteâs records, you have everything you need to keep your house together.
âI just wish your father and siblings were here.â You just did manage to fight off the flinch at the mention of those assholes. âThis is an important moment of your life and they should be here to celebrate it with you.â
âI know you do, Alfred,â you respond, thankful that youâre still hugging so he canât see the face youâre making at the thought of them being here, insulting you and making you feel like graduating somehow made you feel like a failure.
Finally, you two pull apart and with one last goodbye and promise to be careful, you get into your car, the backseat covered by boxes that couldnât be placed in the trunk. When you woke up this morning, you packed your computer, video games, books, and other things that you refused to leave behind at Wayne Manor, your Mommaâs pen sitting in your pocket as you refused to part with it. Sure, there were some things were left behind and while Alfred told you repeatedly he could arrange for them to be delivered to your house, you told him that anything you left behind wasnât important and could be thrown away.
You didnât leave much behind, some stuff like a few books you hadnât read in years, a bunch of notebook paper with stupid ideas for video games that you had years and threw away when you realized no one in their right mind would play them, and an old journal you kept when you first move to Gotham. You archived every major event leading up to Damianâs arrival in those pages, which is when you finally filled it up. You briefly thought about keeping it, but decided against it. You had your stay at Wayne Manor burned into your memory and werenât eager to have been more reminders around you. Plus, youâre about to start your new life, so thereâs no need to carry it around. Maybe you can start keeping a new journal?
You start up your car, put it into reverse, and when you backed up enough, put it into drive and wave at Alfred as you leave the parking lot and follow your GPS to Goodsprings. Thatâs when your phone finally connects to your radio and starts playing music, Hollow from FFVII Remake, playing at just the right volume.
âWow,â you chuckle as the music begins. âTalk about great timing.â
(We agree. This song is about heading into the unknown with hope; perfect for the start of your new life. It is as if fate itself is smiling down upon you.)
âSeems like it. You with me, buddy?â
(Every step of the way. Until the very end.)
And with that, you pick up speed as you get onto the interstate.
Alfred watches you drive off and only when youâre out of sight does he finally shed a tear. To see Master Y/N leave is one of the most difficult moments of his life.
He understands, of course. Not only did you leave much behind after the tragic and unexpected loss of your mother, but Master Wayne and the children had given you zero reasons to stay. In fact, theyâd given you a million reasons to leave.
But he canât let you go. Not his favorite member of the family.
Heâd never admit it to anyone, but out of everyone in the Wayne Family, he cared for you the most. You were raised by a wonderful, loving woman who knew how to properly raise a child and didnât skulk about at night, battling with criminals night after night. You had a normal life and knew what life was like outside of being a vigilante, bringing a much needed balance to the manor.
You were a delight to raise, always saying please and thank you, offering to help around the manor, and carrying on pleasant conversations that were the highlight of his day. And if the family would take the time to get to know you, theyâd come to the same conclusion he did many years ago.
However, as brilliant as everyone in the family is, they can also be equally foolish. Too wrapped up in their civilian and vigilante lives to see the gift they had been given, but spurred for years. And now, youâre gone.
But not for long. You belong here, with your family, and by God heâll make sure you know it, your father knows it, and your siblings know it. One way or another, heâll bring your father to his senses, and when that day comes, heâll make him go to you and beg for your forgiveness, even if he has to get on his hands and knees. And after that, your father will bring you back home, where youâll be lavished in the love they shouldâve shown you from the beginning.
Heâll do whatever it takes to bring you back home, where you belong. He doesnât care what he has to do or how long it takes, heâll make sure you come back to the place where you belong. And when you, youâll be showered with so much love that youâll never want to leave ever again.
A/N: I got lucky this week. I was going to have 4 tests this week (2 regular tests and 2 midterms), but a professor I have for two classes got sick and cancelled, pushing the tests for next Monday and Tuesday. With only one midterm left and a study guide basically matching the test, I had plenty of free time to make this chapter. Hope you all enjoyed it!
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After seeing your weatherbugapp reblog i installed duckduckgo and tried it.
I don't know much about technology tbh but i downloaded this app less than 30 mins ago and in that time google tried to track me 112 times?? And they tried to collect finger prints? And my first and last name? And my gender? And my country, state and city? My gps coordinates? My postal code? My network carrier? My fricking battery level for whatever reason? Can you please tell me if this is normal at all, because i'm freaking out right now. I just turned 18 and started using mobile banking and stuff and this shit scares me
Why tf does it need to know my screen density???my system volume????my charging status????? What tf are they cooking
Now it's at 476 tracking attempts bro???? barely 5 mins passed.....
I condensed your three asks into one for readability!
And yeah, I'm very far from an expert about any of this, but as far as I know that's just. Normal. That's the normal amount of spying they're doing on your phone. I assume the numbers we see are to some extent because having been foiled, a lot of these scripts try repeatedly, since I can't imagine what use thousands of trackers per phone would be even to the great aggregators.
Tracking the phone stuff like screen resolution and battery level is because (apart from that definitely not being considered remotely 'private' so it's Free Real Estate) in aggregate that data can be used to track what phone use patterns are like on a demographic scale and therefore. Where the smart money is.
Almost all of this is getting sold in bulk for ad targeting and market analysis. This does presumably make it very hard to notice when like. Actually important stuff is being spied on, which is why I feel better about Having Apps with the duckduckgo app blocker thing.
My bank's app reportedly sells data to a couple aggregators including Google. Not like, my banking info, but it's still so offensive on principle that I avoid using the app unless I have to, and force stop it afterward.
The patterns that show up on the weekly duckduckgo blocker report are interesting. Hoopla attempts about two orders of magnitude more tracking than Libby, which makes sense because they're a commercial streaming service libraries pay by the unit for access, while Libby is a content management software run by a corporation that values its certification as a 'B' company--that is, one invested in the public good that can be trusted. The cleanness of their brand is a great deal of its value, so they have to care about their image and be a little more scrupulous.
Which doesn't mean not being a little bit spyware, because everything is spyware now. Something else I've noticed is that in terms of free game apps, the polished professional stuff is now much more invasive than the random kinda janky thing someone just threw together.
Back in the day you tended to expect the opposite, because spyware was a marginal shifty profit-margin with too narrow a revenue stream to be worth more to an established brand than their reputation, but now that everyone does it there's not a lot of reputation cost and refraining would be sacrificing a potential revenue stream, which is Irresponsible Conduct for a corporation.
While meanwhile 'developing a free game app to put on the game store' is something a person can do for free with the hardware they already have for home use, as a hobby or practice or to put on their coding resume. So while such apps absolutely can be malicious and more dangerous when they are than The Big Brand, they can also be neutral in a way commercial stuff no longer is. Wild world.
But yeah for the most part as far as I can make out, these are just The Commercial Panopticon, operating as intended. It's gross but it probably doesn't indicate anything dangerous on an individual level.
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Career Reading
Placements to look at for your ideal career:
2nd house-how you make money
6th house-daily routine and work
10th house-career and public image
MC- career point.
11th house-social networks, long-term goals, opportunities for advancement (2nd from MC, so it shows the income from the career)
North Node - your life purpose and direction ; what you are meant to move towards in this lifetime
Part of Fortune - Where you find joy and success in this life, linked to both material and spiritual fulfillment
Vertex - represents fated encounters in your life. Where and how your destiny unfolds/ your turning point in life (not normally linked to career, but I think it can show what leads you to your true calling in this life especially if yours is in one of the money or career houses)
Saturn- rules discipline, structure, and long-term achievement, where you need to put in consistent effort to achieve success. Indicates your approach to responsibility in your career
Sun- core identity and life purpose, where you shine the most
Jupiter- expansion luck and growth. It shows your opportunities for success
Venus - where you can use your artistic abilities and social charm. It can also be how you attract money and resources
Signs and Career
Aries
⢠Career style: Assertive, pioneering, energetic, independent.
⢠Fields: Leadership roles, entrepreneurship, sports, military, anything involving action or competition.
⢠Drive: You take initiative and thrive in dynamic, fast-paced environments where you can be first.
Taurus
⢠Career style: Steady, practical, patient, and value-oriented.
⢠Fields: Finance, banking, agriculture, real estate, art, luxury goods, anything involving material wealth or beauty.
⢠Drive: Security, stability, and a focus on building long-term wealth. Aesthetic and sensory satisfaction are important.
Gemini
⢠Career style: Communicative, versatile, adaptable, intellectual.
⢠Fields: Journalism, writing, teaching, marketing, sales, technology, anything that involves communication or travel.
⢠Drive: Curiosity and intellectual stimulation. You thrive in dynamic, social environments where you can multitask.
Cancer
⢠Career style: Nurturing, protective, intuitive, emotionally driven.
⢠Fields: Healthcare, caregiving, real estate, hospitality, education, psychology, anything that involves caring for others.
⢠Drive: Emotional security and a need to create a safe, supportive environment. You work best when you feel connected to your work on an emotional level.
Leo
⢠Career style: Charismatic, creative, confident, leadership-focused.
⢠Fields: Entertainment, arts, fashion, politics, sports, anything involving self-expression and performance.
⢠Drive: Recognition, fame, and the desire to shine. You excel in careers where you can showcase your talents and leadership.
Virgo
⢠Career style: Detail-oriented, analytical, service-minded, organized.
⢠Fields: Healthcare, administration, research, editing, writing, data analysis, anything involving precision and service.
⢠Drive: Efficiency and perfection. You aim to serve others by improving systems or contributing to something meaningful.
Libra
⢠Career style: Diplomatic, collaborative, partnership-oriented, aesthetically inclined.
⢠Fields: Law, diplomacy, art, design, beauty, fashion, anything involving partnership or justice.
⢠Drive: Harmony and balance in professional relationships. You thrive in roles where teamwork, fairness, and aesthetics are valued.
Scorpio
⢠Career style: Intense, transformative, secretive, powerful.
⢠Fields: Psychology, research, finance (especially investments, taxes, inheritance), surgery, anything involving transformation or mystery.
⢠Drive: Power and control. You are drawn to careers that allow you to dig deep and uncover hidden truths or manage shared resources.
Sagittarius
⢠Career style: Adventurous, philosophical, expansive, freedom-loving.
⢠Fields: Education, travel, law, publishing, international business, anything that involves exploration and knowledge-sharing.
⢠Drive: Freedom and expansion. You seek opportunities that allow you to learn, grow, and explore new horizons.
Capricorn
⢠Career style: Ambitious, disciplined, authoritative, responsible.
⢠Fields: Business, politics, government, finance, engineering, management, anything that involves structure, authority, and long-term goals.
⢠Drive: Success and achievement. You are career-focused and work tirelessly toward building a solid reputation and legacy.
Aquarius
⢠Career style: Innovative, humanitarian, unconventional, forward-thinking.
⢠Fields: Technology, science, social reform, innovation, group work, anything involving progressive change or social impact.
⢠Drive: Making a difference and creating a better future. You work best in collaborative or unconventional environments that allow for innovation.
Pisces
⢠Career style: Compassionate, imaginative, spiritual, idealistic.
⢠Fields: Art, music, healing, psychology, spirituality, charity work, anything that involves creativity, intuition, or service to others.
⢠Drive: Helping others and finding deeper meaning. Youâre drawn to careers where you can use your empathy and creativity to make a positive impact.
Houses and Career Focus
1st House (Self-Identity, Public Persona)
You identify closely with your career. You're meant for careers where you're the leader or face of whatever you do, you're meant to be in the public eye somehow.
2nd House (Money, Resources, Values)
Financial stability and security is what drives you in your career. You would do good in careers related to banking and finance or sales (more like selling luxury goods or real estate)
3rd House (Communication, Learning, Siblings)
Communication, education, and travel. Or working in media. Teaching, writing, or sales/ anything that involves exchanges of info
4th House (Home, Family, Roots)
Home design, family business, real estate. Care giving or working from home. Emotional fulfillment through your career
5th House (Creativity, Pleasure, Children)
Creative fields, working with children. Career allows for self-expression. performance or leadership roles
6th House (Work Environment, Health, Service)
Service industry, Healthcare (especially if you have heavy virgo/pisces or 6th/12th placements), administration, work that requires tedious precision and detail
7th House (Partnerships, Marriage)
Collaboration, requires partnerships in career. Law, any counseling/consulting work, diplomat
8th House (Shared Resources, Transformation)
Finance (other peoples money like taxes, inheritance, etc), psychology, research/investigation
9th House (Philosophy, Travel, Higher Education)
Higher education, travel, law, publishing, career could be linked to foreign lands, (travel vlogger, professor, resort owner?)
10th House (Career, Reputation, Public Life)
Leadership, recognition, achieving goals, public image and success are emphasized
11th House (Community, Goals, Social Networks)
Community service/humanitarian work, technology, collective work
12th House (Spirituality, Solitude, Healing)
Healing, spirituality, charity work, hospitals, or creative/behind the scenes work like set design, director etc
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Calm/Hobby: May 7 & 8 Prompts from @calaisreno
As his Air Baltic flight from Oslo begins its descent into Tallinn, Sherlock stares distractedly out the window at the thinning layer of clouds, and pushes back at the whisper of bleakness that it it is the Estonian coastline coming into view, not the South East shores of England. He girds himself with stoicism as he feels a tendril of melancholy begin to unfurl at the fact that Sherlock Holmes no longer exists, now that Herr Lukas Sigerson has taken his place.
He knows that this new identity will only be the first of many.
Sigerson has brown eyes, and wears dark brown tortoiseshell glasses; his dark hair is beginning to have a salt and pepper cast to it, his lower face is covered by stubble. His loose-limbed gait is relaxed, and there's a remnant of a tendency to stutter when he speaks. Hidden from view are the still-healing cracked ribs on the right side of his torso, the damaged ligaments of his right knee, and the fact that the ossicular chain within his right ear bears traces of having been successfully reconstructed, the surgical repair restoring the hearing he had lost after the trauma to his skull.Â
When Sherlock had been ready to leave the UK to begin to grapple with Moriartyâs extant remains -- the people and infrastructure and schemes dispersed across the globe -- it had been hard to determine what to do first and where and why. Of the three assassins in London on the day of his fall, the one assigned to Mrs. Hudson â a thuggish fellow more noteworthy for his brawn than any brains â had been rolled up by Mycroftâs people even before Sherlock had been delivered to the morgue. The one assigned to Lestrade had been somewhat harder to ferret out, but as Sherlock began piecing together what details he could collect during his recuperation, he had determined that he was a functionary who had infiltrated the Met â and the resolution of that criminal had also been left to Mycroftian minions.Â
But Johnâs sniper was of a different cast altogether, an experienced professional who had made no mistakes and vanished like vapor. Sherlock believed that individual had been more than a freelance hire -â Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade had been brought into the mix of those in danger of losing their lives because every action of Moriartyâs was as theatrical and excessive as it was insane: ransoming Johnâs life had always been the true motive. Johnâs sniper would have been especially close to Moriarty, and likely a member of the upper echelon of his criminal syndicate. Sherlock suspected that acquiring the information that would allow him to destroy this person was going to be an exceedingly difficult proposition.
He needed information, and Sherlock had finally decided that the place to begin was with Estonia, the tiny nation that had regained its independence from Soviet occupation in 1991, and that had chosen to bypass the encumbering drag of the impoverished infrastructure bequeathed from the Soviets, by abandoning it. Estonia had instead risked its future by constructing an economy based on the latest digital technologies, leapfrogging more advanced nations as it became a cyber-powered incubator of innovation, and one of the most wired countries in the world. Sherlock had no doubt that Moriarty would have been intent on turning this transformation to his own advantage; he would have found the opportunity irresistible.
Moriartyâs claim to have a code that could take over any computer was false, but even so Sherlock suspected that this fabulation pointed at something all too real: investments by Moriarity in the dark web, and in the recruitment of cadres of hackers to be manipulated into hijacking computer networks. In April and May of 2007, Estonia had been besieged for three weeks by waves of cyberattacks that had crippled its digital public and private sectors, from government entities such as the foreign and defense ministries, to banks, corporate enterprises, and media outlets. Estonia had traced the attacks to actors within Moldovaâs breakaway state of Transnistria, a long narrow geographic entity bordering Ukraine that displayed the Soviet Communist hammer-and-sickle on its flag and coat of arms. Sherlock suspected that these cyberterrorist actors were performing roles under Moriartyâs direction, and that he would find information from within Estonia that would point to the far-flung nodes of his enemyâs wretched empire.Â
With their impending arrival in Tallinn, the melancholy that had emerged begins to become more deeply rooted, and Sherlockâs mind's eye paints pictures of what lies in the deep of the sea passage below, and across the sea miles beyond Britainâs and Europeâs contours â fragments of exploded ordnance littering the ocean floor, where bodies entombed in submarines and battleships are testament to the destructive capabilities of bands of people bent on glory and riches and domination.
His meandering thoughts catch hold of a memory in the viewing room of his mind palace, the one that records the evenings when John had chosen a film to share as they sat propped up together on the sofa in the darkness. It focused on the US Army Air Force unit that flew missions from East Anglia in World War II, and the appointment of a new commanding officer tasked with reversing the underperformance of the bombing teams.Â
He had been riveted by the harsh speech the uncompromising commander delivers to the group of pilots, who simmer with resentment at his theory that part of their problems lie with their playing it safe. He tells them that while fear is to be expected, the only choice they have is to stop worrying about the fear, and about themselves. He can still feel the chill of premonition when he heard the figure on the screen bite out his message: âWeâre in a war â a shooting war. Weâve got to fight. And some of us have got to die." But it was the follow-on command that is engraved in his mind beyond the memory palace, visible in the shadow of all else he is thinking about: "Stop making plans. Forget about going home. Consider yourselves already dead. After that, it wonât be so tough.â And so, too, was his bombing run a flight into the unknown, against unseen enemies, the actions of a self-created ghost who must reckon that he truly inhabits the underworld from this point on.
Sherlock closes his eyes and continues work on the new spaces that he has been constructing in his mind palace, an effort that never fails to bring him calm, even when other emotions are in play. These new rooms are cloisters and refectories based on the architecture of a thirteenth-century monastery, in deference to Tallinnâs remarkable preservation of the medieval city within its precincts, and he has reserved this adjacent building for whatever part Eastern Europe will play in his sojourns. It is complicated artistry, and he is the last one to rise and exit the airplane.
As Herr Sigerson makes his way toward the front of the compact airport, he adjusts the rucksack on his shoulder, and tugs the bottom of his jumper to straighten it. As a standard issue Norwegian, he is, of course, kitted out in knitted wool, although the garment he wears is only a single hue; the vividly colored patterns favored by so many of the inhabitants of his improvised homeland hurt both his eyesight and his sense of fashion. Sherlock smiles at the thought that John would be amused, were he to see his couture, and consider it revenge for Sherlockâs hobby of âinadvertentlyâ wreaking havoc on the least attractive of Johnâs jumpers.
Sherlock's half-zip pullover is a dark navy blue with a beautiful sheen, and it is not completely devoid of decoration â it is just that the design is woven into the single color, slightly raised, subdued in its visibility. On the back is the Norse symbol of the vegvisir, which was said to allow its possessor to always find the right path, no matter how turbulent the environment might be. Next to the wayfinding icon is a letter from the ancient runic alphabet said to summon good luck. No doubt John would also be amused at the fact that his relentlessly rational friend is carrying these mystical totems on his body. Although, perhaps not, were he to know of the future toward which Sherlock has now committed himself. ........................................................ @calaisreno @totallysilvergirl @friday411 @peanitbear @original-welovethebeekeeper rest of the @s in the tags, which will work for communication purposes, I hope? just say the word if you want to be untagged or tagged xoxoxo
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CrowdStruck
By Edward Zitron ⢠19 Jul 2024 View in browser
Soundtrack: EL-P - Tasmanian Pain Coaster (feat. Omar Rodriguez-Lopez & Cedric Bixler-Zavala)
When I first began writing this newsletter, I didn't really have a goal, or a "theme," or anything that could neatly characterize what I was going to write about other than that I was on the computer and that I was typing words.
As it grew, I wrote the Rot Economy, and the Shareholder Supremacy, and many other pieces that speak to a larger problem in the tech industry â a complete misalignment in the incentives of most of the major tech companies, which have become less about building new technologies and selling them to people and more about capturing monopolies and gearing organizations to extract things through them.
Every problem you see is a result of a tech industry â from the people funding the earliest startups to the trillion-dollar juggernauts that dominate our lives â that is no longer focused on the creation of technology with a purpose, and organizations driven toward a purpose. Everything is about expressing growth, about showing how you will dominate an industry rather than serve it, about providing metrics that speak to the paradoxical notion that you'll grow forever without any consideration of how you'll live forever. Legacies are now subordinate to monopolies, current customers are subordinate to new customers, and "products" are considered a means to introduce a customer to a form of parasite designed to punish the user for even considering moving to competitor.
What's happened today with Crowdstrike is completely unprecedented (and I'll get to why shortly), and on the scale of the much-feared Y2K bug that threatened to ground the entirety of the world's computer-based infrastructure once the Year 2000 began.
You'll note that I didn't write "over-hyped" or anything dismissive of Y2K's scale, because Y2K was a huge, society-threatening calamity waiting to happen, and said calamity was averted through a remarkable, $500 billion industrial effort that took a decade to manifest because the seriousness of such a significant single point of failure would have likely crippled governments, banks and airlines.Â
People laughed when nothing happened on January 1 2000, assuming that all that money and time had been wasted, rather than being grateful that an infrastructural weakness was taken seriously, that a single point of failure was identified, and that a crisis was averted by investing in stopping bad stuff happening before it does.
As we speak, millions â or even hundreds of millions â of different Windows-based computers are now stuck in a doom-loop, repeatedly showing users the famed "Blue Screen of Death" thanks to a single point of failure in a company called Crowdstrike, the developer of a globally-adopted cyber-security product designed, ironically, to prevent the kinds of disruption that weâve witnessed today. And for reasons weâll get to shortly, this nightmare is going to drag on for several days (if not weeks) to come.
The product â called Crowdstrike Falcon Sensor â is an EDR system (which stands for Endpoint Detection and Response). If you arenât a security professional and your eyes have glazed over, Iâll keep this brief. An EDR system is designed to identify hacking attempts, remediate them, and prevent them. Theyâre big, sophisticated, and complicated products, and they do a lot of things thatâs hard to build with the standard tools available to Windows developers.
And so, to make Falcon Sensor work, Crowdstrike had to build its own kernel driver. Now, kernel drivers operate at the lowest level of the computer. They have the highest possible permissions, but they operate with the fewest amount of guardrails. If youâve ever built your own computer â or you remember what computers were like in the dark days of Windows 98 â you know that a single faulty kernel driver can wreak havoc on the stability of your system.Â
The problem here is that Crowdstrike pushed out an evidently broken kernel driver that locked whatever system that installed it in a permanent boot loop. The system would start loading Windows, encounter a fatal error, and reboot. And reboot. Again and again. It, in essence, rendered those machines useless.Â
It's convenient to blame Crowdstrike here, and perhaps that's fair. This should not have happened. On a basic level, whenever you write (or update) a kernel driver, you need to know itâs actually robust and wonât shit the bed immediately. Regrettably, Crowdstrike seemingly borrowed Boeingâs approach to quality control, except instead of building planes where the doors fly off at the most inopportune times (specifically, when youâre cruising at 35,000ft), it released a piece of software that blew up the transportation and banking sectors, to name just a few. Â
It created a global IT outage that has grounded flights and broken banking services. It took down the BBCâs flagship kids TV channel, infuriating parents across the British Isles, as well as Sky News, which, when it was able to resume live broadcasts, was forced to do so without graphics. In essence, it was forced back to the 1950s â giving it an aesthetic that matches the politics of its owner, Rupert Murdoch. By no means is this an exhaustive list of those affected, either.Â
The scale and disruption caused by this incident is unlike anything weâve ever seen before. Previous incidents â particularly rival ransomware outbreaks, like Wannacry â simply canât compare to this, especially when weâre looking at the disruption and the sheer scale of the problem.Â
Still, if your day was ruined by this outage, at least spare a thought for those whoâll have to actually fix it. Because those machines affected are now locked in a perpetual boot loop, itâs not like Crowdstrike can release a software patch and call it a day. Undoing this update requires some users to have to individually go to each computer, loading up safe mode (a limited version of Windows with most non-essential software and drivers disabled), and manually removing the faulty code. And if youâve encrypted your computer, that process gets a lot harder. Servers running on cloud services like Amazon Web Services and Microsoft Azure â you know, the way most of the internet's infrastructure works â require an entirely separate series of actions.
If youâre on a small IT team and youâre supporting hundreds of workstations across several far-flung locations â which isnât unusual, especially in sectors like retail and social care â youâre especially fucked. Say goodbye to your weekend. Your evenings. Say goodbye to your spouse and kids. You wonât be seeing them for a while. Your life will be driving from site to site, applying the fix and moving on. Forget about sleeping in your own bed, or eating a meal that wasnât bought from a fast food restaurant. Good luck, godspeed, and God bless. I do not envy you.Â
The significance of this failure â which isn't a breach, by the way, and in many respects is far worse, at least in the disruption caused â is not in its damage to individual users, but to the amount of technical infrastructure that runs on Windows, and that so much of our global infrastructure relies on automated enterprise software that, when it goes wrong, breaks everything.Â
It isn't about the number of computers, but the amount of them that underpin things like the security checkpoints or systems that run airlines, or at banks, or hospitals, all running as much automated software as possible so that costs can be kept down.
The problem here is systemic â that there is a company that the majority of people affected by this outage had no idea existed until today that Microsoft trusted to the extent that they were able to push an update that broke the back of a huge chunk of the world's digital infrastructure.Â
Microsoft, as a company, instead of building the kind of rigorous security protocols that would, say, rigorously test something that connects to what seems to be a huge proportion of Windows computers. Microsoft, in particular, really screwed up here. As pointed out by Wired, the company vets and cryptographically signs all kernel drivers â which is sensible and good, because kernel drivers have an incredible amount of access, and thus can be used to inflict serious harm â with this testing process usually taking several weeks.Â
How then did this slip through its fingers? For this to have happened, two companies needed to screw up epically. And boy, they did.Â
What we're seeing today isn't just a major fuckup, but the first of what will be many systematic failures â some small, some potentially larger â that are the natural byproduct of the growth-at-all-costs ecosystem where any attempt to save money by outsourcing major systems is one that simply must be taken to please the shareholder.
The problem with the digitization of society â or, more specifically, the automation of once-manual tasks â is that it introduces a single point of failure. Or, rather, multiple single points of failure. Our world, our lifestyle and our economy, is dependent on automation and computerization, with these systems, in turn, dependent on other systems to work. And if one of those systems breaks, the effects ricochet outwards, like ripples when you cast a rock into a lake.Â
Todayâs Crowdstrike cock-up is just the latest example of this, but it isnât the only one. Remember the SolarWinds hack in 2020, when Russian state-linked hackers gained access to an estimated 18,000 companies and public sector organizations â including NATO, the European Parliament, the US Treasury Department, and the UKâs National Health Service â by compromising just one service â SolarWinds Orion?Â
Remember when Okta â a company that makes software that handles authentication for a bunch of websites, governments, and businesses â got hacked in 2023, and then lied about the scale of the breach? And then do you remember how those hackers leapfrogged from Okta to a bunch of other companies, most notably Cloudflare, which provides CDN and DDOS protection services for pretty much the entire internet?
That whole John Donne quote â âNo man is an islandâ â is especially true when weâre talking about tech, because when you scratch beneath the surface, every system that looks like itâs independent is actually heavily, heavily dependent on services and software provided by a very small number of companies, many of whom are not particularly good.    Â
This is as much a cultural failing as it is a technological one, the result of management geared toward value extraction â building systems that build monopolies by attaching themselves to other monopolies. Crowdstrike went public in 2019, and immediately popped on its first day of trading thanks to Wall Street's appreciation of Crowdstrike moving away from a focused approach to serving large enterprise clients, building products for small and medium-sized businesses by selling through channel partners â in effect outsourcing both product sales and the relationship with a client that would tailor a business' solution to a particular need.
Crowdstrike's culture also appears to fucking suck. A recent Glassdoor entry referred to Crowdstrike as "great tech [with] terrible culture" with no work life balance, with "leadership that does not care about employee well being." Another from June claimed that Crowdstrike was "changing culture for the street,â with KPIs (as in metrics related to your âsuccessâ at the company) âdriving behavior more than building relationshipsâ with a serious lack of experience in the public sector in senior management. Others complain of micromanagement, with one claiming that âmanagement is the biggest issue,â with managers âask[ing] way too much of youâŚand it doesnât matter if you do what they ask since theyâre not even around to check on you,â and another saying that âmanagement are arrogantâ and need to âstop lying to the market on product capability.â
While I canât say for sure, Iâd imagine an organization with such powerful signs of growth-at-all-costs thinking â a place where you âhave to get used to the pressureâ thatâs a âclique that youâre not inâ â likely isnât giving its quality assurance teams the time and space to make sure that there arenât any Kaiju-level security threats baked into an update. And that assumes it actually has a significant QA team in-house, and hasnât just (as with many companies) outsourced the work to a âbodyshopâ like Wipro or Infosys or Tata.Â
And donât think Iâm letting Microsoft off the hook, either. Assuming the kernel driver testing roles are still being done in-house, do you think that these testers â who have likely seen their friends laid off at a time when the company was highly profitable, and denied raises when their well-fed CEO took home hundreds of millions of dollars for doing a job heâs eminenly bad at â are motivated to do their best work?Â
And this is the culture thatâs poisoned almost the entirety of Silicon Valley. What weâre seeing is the societal cost of moving fast and breaking things, of Marc Andreessen considering ârisk management the enemy,â of hiring and firing tens of thousands of people to please Wall Street, of seeking as many possible ways to make as much money as possible to show shareholders that youâll grow, even if doing so means growing at a pace that makes it impossible to sustain organizational and cultural stability. When you arenât intentional in the people you hire, the people you fire, the things you build and the way that theyâre deployed, youâre going to lose the people that understand the problems theyâre solving, and thus lack the organizational ability to understand the ways that they might be solved in the future.Â
This is dangerous, and also a dark warning for the future. Do you think that Facebook, or Microsoft, or Google â all of whom have laid off over 10,000 people in the last year â have done so in a conscientious way that means that the people left understand how their systems run and their inherent issues? Do you think that the management-types obsessed with the unsustainable AI boom are investing heavily in making sure their organizations are rigorously protected against, say, one bad line of code? Do they even know who wrote the code of their current systems? Is that person still there? If not, is that person at least contracted to make sure that something nuanced about the system in question isnât mistakenly removed?Â
Theyâre not. Theyâre not there anymore. Only a few months ago Google laid off 200 employees from the core of its organization, outsourcing their roles to Mexico and India in a cost-cutting measure the quarter after the company made over $23 billion in profit. Silicon Valley â and big tech writ large â is not built to protect against situations like the one weâre seeing today,because their culture is cancerous. It valuesrowth at all costs, with no respect for the human capital that empowers organizations or the value of building rigorous, quality-focused products.
This is just the beginning. Big tech is in the throes of perdition, teetering over the edge of the abyss, finally paying the harsh cost of building systems as fast as possible. This isnât simply moving fast or breaking things, but doing so without any regard for the speed at which youâre doing so and firing the people that broke them, the people who know whatâs broken, and possibly the people that know how to fix them.
And itâs not just tech! Boeing â a company Iâve already shat on in this post, and one Iâll likely return to in future newsletters, largely because it exemplifies the short-sightedness of todayâs managerial class â has, over the past 20 years or so, span off huge parts of the company (parts that, at one point, were vitally important) into separate companies, laid off thousands of employees at a time, and outsourced software dev work to $9-an-hour bodyshop engineers. It hollowed itself out until there was nothing left.Â
And tell me, knowing what you know about Boeing today, would you rather get into a 737 Max or an Airbus A320neo? Enough said.Â
As these organizations push their engineers harder, said engineers will turn to AI-generated code, poisoning codebases with insecure and buggy code as companies shed staff to keep up with Wall Streetâs demands in ways that Iâm not sure people are capable of understanding. The companies that run the critical parts of our digital lives do not invest in maintenance or infrastructure with the intentionality thatâs required to prevent the kinds of massive systemic failures you see today, and I need you all to be ready for this to happen again.
This is the cost of the Rot Economy â systems used by billions of people held up by flimsy cultures and brittle infrastructure maintained with the diligence of an absentee parent. This is the cost of arrogance, of rewarding managerial malpractice, of promoting speed over safety and profit over people.Â
Every single major tech organization should see today as a wakeup call â a time to reevaluate the fundamental infrastructure behind every single tech stack.Â
What I fear is that theyâll simply see it as someone elseâs problem - which is exactly how we got here in the first place.Â
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In todayâs fast-paced, competitive world, obtaining a Master of Business Administration (MBA) is often seen as a gateway to professional growth and leadership roles. However, choosing the right MBA specialization is crucial in shaping the trajectory of your career. With an array of MBA specializations available, selecting the one that aligns with your interests and professional goals can significantly enhance your career prospects. This blog explores the Top MBA Specializations to help you make an informed decision and ensure long-term success.
Why MBA Specializations Matter
An MBA degree offers you a solid foundation in business management, but the specialization allows you to dive deep into a specific domain, equipping you with the expertise needed to excel in that field. Your choice of MBA specializations can determine the industry you enter, the roles you assume, and the salary you command. Hence, understanding the options available is critical to ensuring your professional success.
Top MBA Specializations to Consider
MBA in Finance Arguably one of the most popular MBA specializations, an MBA in Finance prepares students for leadership roles in banking, investment management, financial planning, and corporate finance. Graduates are equipped with the skills to manage financial resources, analyze market trends, and make data-driven financial decisions. High demand in sectors like investment banking, asset management, and insurance makes this specialization a strong choice for those looking to climb the corporate ladder.
MBA in Marketing If you're passionate about creativity, consumer behavior, and brand management, an MBA in Marketing might be the perfect fit. This specialization focuses on product management, digital marketing strategies, sales management, and consumer insights. Marketing MBAs are highly sought after in industries such as retail, e-commerce, advertising, and media. With the rise of digital marketing, graduates are often positioned to lead marketing campaigns that leverage data analytics, SEO, and social media strategies.
MBA in Human Resource Management (HRM) Businesses rely on human capital to thrive, and MBA specializations in Human Resource Management focus on equipping professionals with the skills to manage and develop this essential resource. Graduates with an MBA in HRM are trained in employee relations, talent management, recruitment strategies, and leadership development. This specialization is ideal for individuals who enjoy working with people and are interested in organizational development and change management.
MBA in Operations Management For those with an interest in logistics, supply chain management, and process optimization, an MBA in Operations Management is a top choice. This specialization emphasizes the efficient management of business operations, including product manufacturing, service delivery, and resource allocation. With the rise of globalization and technological advancements, professionals in this field are in high demand across sectors like manufacturing, e-commerce, and logistics.
MBA in Information Technology (IT) As technology continues to drive business innovations, an MBA specialization in Information Technology prepares students for leadership roles in tech-driven environments. This specialization integrates management principles with technical expertise, covering topics like IT strategy, project management, and systems analysis. Graduates can pursue roles such as IT managers, Chief Information Officers (CIO), and project consultants in industries ranging from software development to IT services.
MBA in International Business In a globalized economy, businesses are increasingly operating across borders, making an MBA in International Business highly relevant. This specialization focuses on global trade practices, international marketing, and cross-cultural management. Graduates are equipped to handle the complexities of managing international teams, navigating foreign markets, and developing global strategies. It's an excellent option for those aspiring to work with multinational corporations or in the export-import sector.
MBA in Entrepreneurship If you're driven by innovation and want to start your own business or lead startups, an MBA in Entrepreneurship could be your gateway to success. This specialization covers topics like venture capital, business plan development, and startup financing. With the growing startup ecosystem worldwide, this MBA specialization enables graduates to turn business ideas into viable ventures or take leadership roles in fast-growing companies.
MBA in Healthcare Management With the healthcare industry expanding rapidly, an MBA in Healthcare Management is becoming an increasingly popular specialization. This program equips students with the skills to manage healthcare facilities, lead healthcare teams, and navigate healthcare policies and regulations. Graduates are sought after for roles in hospitals, pharmaceutical companies, and healthcare consultancy firms.
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What are my strengths and areas of interest?
Which industries are growing, and where is there a high demand for skilled professionals?
What are the long-term career prospects of each MBA specialization?
By answering these questions, you can align your MBA specialization with your career aspirations and boost your chances of success.
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For the last 50 years, the United States military has enjoyed air superiority over essentially every other nation on the planet. In addition to good-olâ American ingenuity and freedom to create, this superiority was created and is maintained by the governmentâs support of ongoing research and development to maintain that superiority. The research and development process for new fighter jets can take decades, as with the F-22 Raptor and the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter (JSF). China has always lagged significantly behind the United States in this department, but theyâve recently made major strides.
A significant factor in Chinaâs progress comes as a result of the 2015 acquisition of Henniges Automotive, a Michigan company whose anti-vibration (stealth) technology is used on the F-35 (stealth) fighter, by Aviation Industry Corp of China (AVIC), the state-owned entity that produces fighter jets for the Chinese military.
Guess whose company partnered with AVIC in that acquisition? Thatâs right -- Hunter Biden, Devon Archer, and Chris Heinzâs BHR.
As a refresher: BHR is a Chinese venture capital firm in which Rosemont Seneca Thornton (the Biden/Heinz/Archer/Bulger partnership) owned a 30 percent stake, and which is majority-owned and controlled by the state-owned Bank of China. (Hunter Biden still owns 10 percent through his Skaneateles, LLC entity.)
For the 2015 transaction a wholly-owned subsidiary of AVIC, AVIC Auto, partnered with BHR to acquire Henniges, with AVIC Auto owning 51 percent and BHR owning 49 percent -- meaning that the Chinese government-owned military manufacturer ended up with a controlling interest in Henniges.
The Chinese government and military have attempted for decades to catch up to the aforementioned US military superiority, by any means necessary. At the time of the sale, U.S. government officials -- and the public, through Edward Snowden â were aware that China had hacked âterabytesâ of data, including F-35 technology, and made use of it in their J-20 fighter. By acquiring Henniges and their anti-vibration technology, AVIC could put that technology directly to use in the Chinese military jets.
In a press release announcing the deal Daen Lu, described as chairman of Henniges Automotive, said (emphasis added):
âThis acquisition represents a long-term, strategic investment by AVIC Auto to sustain and grow the Henniges business, while keeping the successful leadership, culture, benefits and contracts associated with the company intact. We are excited about this acquisition, and look forward to the addition of their significant expertise and the benefits it will bring to both of our companies.â
Yes, weâre sure AVIC looked forward to the significant expertise Henniges brought to the table. And who is Daen Lu? A Bloomberg profile describes him as both the Chairman of the Board of Henniges Automotive and as Chairman of AVIC Capital Co., LTD. So, was he on the board of Henniges before the acquisition, or was he inserted by AVIC?
BHRâs press release shares similar sentiments. In a March 2016 interview, BHR CEO Jonathan Li characterized the Henniges transaction as BHRâs âtypical business modelâ:
Henniges [an automotive equipment manufacturer acquired last year] is our typical business model. We set up a joint venture with AVIC -- they own 51% and we own 49% â and did the acquisition together. AVIC has industry experience, operations in China, and it knew Henniges well. As a financial investor, we use our international network and our professionalism. While the AVIC is very experienced in international acquisitions, some Chinese companies donât have the same cross-border experience and so may appreciate what we can offer in this domain.
Xin Wang, a US-educated Canadian attorney who serves as BHRâs Managing Partner, said that by BHR serving as a conduit for the SOE they âcan facilitate the transaction.â
Just by virtue of being an SOE there is the perception -- rightly or wrongly â that there will be some cross-cultural issues. Having us and our global resources there as a financial investor, and serving as a conduit, can facilitate the transaction.
A look at the research and development timelines of the F-35 and the J-31 illustrates the advantage that both hacking and the strategic acquisition of Henniges have given the Chinese.
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Streamline Your Business with Outsource bookkeeping services in USA by MAS LLP
Introduction: In today's fast-paced business environment, staying on top of your financial records is crucial. However, managing bookkeeping in-house can be time-consuming and costly. That's where outsource bookkeeping services come into play. If you're looking to Outsource bookkeeping services in USA, MAS LLP offers comprehensive solutions designed to meet your business needs. In this blog, we'll explore the benefits of outsourcing bookkeeping and how MAS LLP can help streamline your financial operations.
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Understanding Dubai's Residential Property Market: A Buyer's Guide
Understanding Dubai's residential property market is essential for making informed buying decisions. This buyer's guide provides an in-depth look at the key aspects of the market and tips for successful property purchases.
For more information on real estate, visit Dubai Real Estate.
Market Overview
Market Dynamics: Dubai's real estate market is dynamic and influenced by various factors such as economic growth, government policies, and global trends. Understanding these dynamics helps buyers make informed decisions.
Property Types: Dubai offers a wide range of residential properties, including apartments, villas, townhouses, and penthouses. Each property type has its own advantages and considerations.
Regulatory Framework: The Dubai Land Department (DLD) and the Real Estate Regulatory Agency (RERA) oversee the market, ensuring transparency and protecting buyers' rights. Familiarize yourself with the regulations and guidelines set by these authorities.
For property purchase options, explore Buy Residential Properties in Dubai.
Financing Options
Home Loans: Most buyers in Dubai finance their purchases through home loans. Several banks and financial institutions offer competitive mortgage rates and flexible terms. Research different lenders and compare their offers to find the best deal.
Mortgage Pre-Approval: Obtain a mortgage pre-approval to determine your budget and streamline the buying process. A pre-approval gives you a clear idea of your borrowing capacity and demonstrates to sellers that you are a serious and qualified buyer.
Down Payment: Ensure you have sufficient funds for the down payment, typically 20-25% of the property's value for expatriates. Consider additional costs such as registration fees, agent commissions, and maintenance charges.
For mortgage services, consider Mortgage Brokers UAE.
Choosing the Right Property
Location: Choose a location that aligns with your lifestyle and investment goals. Popular residential areas in Dubai include Downtown Dubai, Dubai Marina, Palm Jumeirah, and Arabian Ranches. Consider factors such as proximity to schools, workplaces, and amenities.
Developer Reputation: Research the reputation of the property developer. Established developers with a track record of delivering high-quality projects on time are usually a safer choice.
Property Condition: Inspect the property for any structural issues, maintenance needs, and potential repairs. Hire a professional inspector if necessary to ensure the property is in good condition.
For rental property management, visit Rent Your Property in Dubai.
Legal Considerations
Title Deed Verification: Ensure the property has a clear title and is free from any legal disputes or encumbrances. The DLD provides title deed verification services to help buyers confirm the property's legal status.
Sales Agreement: Review the sales agreement carefully and seek legal advice if needed. Ensure all terms and conditions are clearly outlined, including the price, payment schedule, and any additional costs.
Residency Visa: Property buyers in Dubai may be eligible for a residency visa. The visa duration and requirements vary depending on the property's value and the buyer's nationality. Consult with the DLD or a legal expert to understand the specific visa requirements and benefits.
For property sales, visit Sell Your Property in Dubai.
Market Trends and Opportunities
Sustainable Developments: There is a growing demand for eco-friendly and sustainable properties in Dubai. Developers are increasingly incorporating green building practices and energy-efficient features into their projects.
Smart Homes: The adoption of smart home technology is on the rise. Properties equipped with advanced security systems, automated lighting, and climate control are becoming more popular.
Mixed-Use Communities: Integrated communities that offer a mix of residential, commercial, and recreational facilities are gaining popularity. These developments provide residents with a convenient and holistic living experience.
Real-Life Success Story
Consider the case of Maria, an expatriate who successfully navigated Dubai's residential property market. Maria conducted thorough market research, obtained mortgage pre-approval, and chose a reputable developer. By following the guidelines outlined in this buyer's guide, Maria secured a luxurious villa in Arabian Ranches and enjoys the community's amenities and family-friendly environment.
Future Trends in Dubai Real Estate
Sustainable Developments: Developers are increasingly incorporating eco-friendly and sustainable practices into their projects. Properties with green features such as solar panels, energy-efficient appliances, and sustainable materials are becoming more popular.
Smart Homes: The adoption of smart home technology is on the rise. Properties equipped with advanced security systems, automated lighting, and climate control are becoming more popular.
Mixed-Use Communities: Integrated communities that offer a mix of residential, commercial, and recreational facilities are gaining popularity. These developments provide residents with a convenient and holistic living experience.
Conclusion
Understanding Dubai's residential property market is essential for making informed buying decisions. By staying informed about market dynamics, exploring financing options, choosing the right property, and navigating legal considerations, you can make a successful investment. For more resources and expert advice, visit Dubai Real Estate.
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Unveiling the Job Market: How Many Jobs Are Available in Finance Services in 2024?
In the ever-evolving landscape of finance, the job market plays a pivotal role in shaping career aspirations and industry trends. As we step into 2024, professionals and aspiring individuals are eager to uncover the opportunities awaiting them in the realm of finance services, particularly in the United States. This article sheds light on the abundance of opportunities available in the finance services.Â
Exploring the Finance Job Market Landscape:
Quantifying Opportunities:
How many jobs are available in finance in the USA?
Analyzing recent statistics and projections to gauge the scale of employment opportunities.
Factors influencing job availability, such as economic conditions, technological advancements, and regulatory changes.
Diverse Sectors, Diverse Opportunities:
Breaking down the finance sector into subcategories, including banking, investment management, insurance, and consumer services.
Highlighting the unique job prospects within each sector and the skill sets required to excel.
Identifying emerging roles and specialties that are gaining prominence in response to market demands and industry shifts.
Finance in the Digital Age:
Examining the impact of technology on job creation and the transformation of traditional finance roles.
The rise of fintech companies and their contribution to job growth, particularly in areas like digital banking, payment processing, and financial analytics.
The demand for professionals with expertise in data analysis, cybersecurity, and artificial intelligence within the finance sector.
Investment Management: A Thriving Field:
How many jobs are available in investment management?
Unveiling the job opportunities within investment firms, asset management companies, and hedge funds.
The significance of skilled portfolio managers, financial analysts, and risk assessment specialists in driving investment strategies and maximizing returns.
Exploring the global reach of investment management careers and the potential for growth in international markets.
Consumer Services: Meeting the Needs of Individuals:
Evaluating the job market within consumer-focused finance services, including retail banking, wealth management, and financial advising.
The demand for client relationship managers, financial planners, and retirement advisors in assisting individuals with their financial goals.
The role of personalized financial services and digital platforms in catering to the diverse needs of consumers and enhancing their financial literacy.
Trends Shaping the Future:
Anticipating future job trends in finance services and the skills that will be in high demand.
The growing importance of sustainable finance and environmental, social, and governance (ESG) investing, leading to opportunities in green finance and impact investing.
The influence of geopolitical factors, regulatory reforms, and demographic shifts on the finance job market landscape.
Conclusion:
As we go through 2024, the finance job market in the United States continues to offer a lot of opportunities across various sectors. Whether aspiring to go into investment management, consumer services, or the dynamic world of fintech, individuals with the right skills and expertise are well-positioned to thrive in this ever-evolving industry. By staying abreast with market trends, honing relevant skills, and embracing innovation, professionals can seize the abundant opportunities awaiting them in the realm of finance services.
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How to Start a Social Media Marketing Agency
In the dynamic world of digital marketing, social media has emerged as a powerful tool for businesses to reach their target audience, engage with customers, and drive sales. With this rise, thereâs a growing demand for specialized agencies that can navigate the complexities of social media platforms to deliver impactful marketing strategies. If youâve been contemplating diving into this lucrative industry, youâre in the right place. This article will provide you with a step-by-step guide on how to start a social media marketing agency.
Step 1: Gain In-Depth Knowledge and Experience
Before you can guide others, itâs crucial to have a solid understanding of social media marketing yourself. This means staying updated on the latest trends, understanding different social media platforms, and knowing how to create engaging content and analyze metrics. You can gain experience by managing social media accounts for friends, family, or local businesses, or by taking online courses and certifications from reputable sources.
Step 2: Define Your Niche
The social media marketing landscape is vast, covering industries from fashion to technology. To stand out, itâs wise to specialize in a niche. Whether itâs by industry, type of service (like influencer marketing or paid advertising), or size of business, defining your niche will help you target your marketing efforts and build expertise.
Step 3: Develop a Business Plan
Every successful venture starts with a solid plan. Your business plan should outline your business goals, target market, competition analysis, service offerings, pricing structure, marketing strategies, and financial projections. This document will serve as your roadmap and can be crucial for securing financing or partnerships.
Step 4: Legally Establish Your Business
Choosing the right business structure (such as an LLC, sole proprietorship, or corporation) is critical for legal and tax purposes. Register your business, obtain any necessary licenses or permits, and set up a business bank account. Itâs also wise to invest in liability insurance to protect your agency.
Step 5: Build Your Online Presence
As a social media marketing agency, your online presence is your portfolio. Create a professional website that showcases your services, case studies, and testimonials. Be active on various social media platforms, not just to promote your agency, but also to demonstrate your expertise and engage with your community.
Step 6: Invest in Tools and Resources
Efficiency and effectiveness are key in managing multiple clientsâ social media accounts. Invest in social media management tools like Hootsuite, Buffer, or Sprout Social for scheduling posts, analyzing metrics, and engaging with followers. Additionally, graphic design tools like Canva or Adobe Spark can help in creating eye-catching content.
Step 7: Market Your Agency
Leverage your niche and expertise to market your agency. This can include creating valuable content on your blog, optimizing your website for search engines (SEO), engaging in social media, and networking at industry events. Consider running targeted ads on social media platforms to reach potential clients directly.
Step 8: Deliver Exceptional Service
The success of your agency hinges on the results you deliver. Focus on creating strategic, creative, and measurable social media campaigns that meet your clientsâ objectives. Keep communication lines open, and provide regular updates and reports to your clients. Happy clients are more likely to refer others to your agency.
Conclusion
Starting a social media marketing agency can be a rewarding venture for those with a passion for digital marketing and a desire to help businesses grow online. By following these steps and continually learning and adapting to the ever-changing digital landscape, you can build a successful agency that stands out in the competitive market.
Remember, success in social media marketing doesnât happen overnight. It requires dedication, creativity, and a strategic approach. But with the right mindset and execution, your agency can thrive, helping businesses achieve their digital marketing goals while you build a prosperous and fulfilling career.
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Navigating the Path to Success: A Comprehensive Guide to a Career as a Financial Consultant
In the ever-evolving landscape of finance, the role of a financial consultant has emerged as pivotal. Balancing analytical prowess with an empathetic approach to client needs, financial consultants are the navigators in the complex world of personal and corporate finance. This comprehensive guide delves into the intricacies of pursuing a career as a financial consultant, outlining the steps to success, the skills required, and the impact one can make in this dynamic profession.
The Blueprint to Becoming a Financial Consultant
Educational Foundations
The journey begins with solid educational foundations. A bachelor's degree in finance, economics, business administration, or a related field is typically the minimum requirement. Courses in investments, taxes, estate planning, and risk management provide a strong base. Advanced degrees or certifications, such as a Master's in Business Administration (MBA) or becoming a Certified Financial Planner (CFP), can significantly enhance one's prospects and credibility.
Gaining the Right Experience
Hands-on experience is invaluable. Internships or entry-level positions in banking, insurance, or investment firms offer a practical understanding of financial products, market strategies, and client relations. Experience in customer service roles can also be beneficial, as they develop the interpersonal skills crucial for consulting.
Licensing and Certification
Depending on the services offered, financial consultants may need to obtain specific licenses. For example, selling insurance products requires a license in the relevant state, while offering investment advice might necessitate Series 7 and Series 66 licenses. Pursuing certifications like CFP or Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA) not only legitimizes expertise but also signals commitment to professional development.
Essential Skills for a Flourishing Career
Analytical Acumen
At the core of financial consulting is the ability to analyze complex financial data. Consultants must interpret market trends, evaluate investment opportunities, and understand regulatory impacts to provide sound advice.
Communication Mastery
Translating complex financial concepts into understandable advice is an art. Practical communication skills ensure that clients are informed and comfortable with their financial decisions.
Ethical Integrity
Trust is the cornerstone of a financial consultant-client relationship. Upholding high ethical standards and transparency is essential for building and maintaining this trust.
Adaptability
The financial landscape is continuously changing. Successful consultants stay abreast of new regulations, products, and market dynamics. They adapt their strategies to serve their client's evolving needs best.
The Impact of a Financial Consultant
Financial consultants make a significant impact on their client's lives and financial health. They guide individuals through life's financial milestonesâbe it saving for education, planning for retirement, or managing wealth. For businesses, consultants can optimize financial performance through strategic planning and risk management.
Navigating Challenges
Like any career, financial consulting comes with its challenges. Economic downturns, market volatility, and evolving financial regulations can test a consultant's resilience and adaptability. Building a client base takes time and requires consistent effort in networking and reputation management.
The Road Ahead
The demand for financial consultants is expected to grow as individuals and businesses navigate the complexities of finance in an uncertain world. Embracing technology, staying informed about global economic trends, and prioritizing continuous learning are keys to a prosperous career in financial consulting.
A career as a financial consultant offers a blend of analytical challenge and personal satisfaction. By guiding clients towards financial security and prosperity, consultants play a crucial role in the economic landscape. The path to becoming a successful financial consultant involves a commitment to education, ethical practice, and a deep understanding of financial markets. With the right skills and dedication, the journey can be both rewarding and impactful.
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AI in Finance: Automating Processes and Enhancing Decision-Making in the Financial Sector
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In todayâs rapidly evolving world, technology continues to reshape various industries, and the financial sector is no exception. Artificial Intelligence (AI) has emerged as a game-changer, revolutionizing the way financial institutions operate and make critical decisions. By automating processes and providing valuable insights, AI is transforming the financial landscape, enabling greater efficiency, accuracy, and customer satisfaction.
AI Applications in Finance:
Automation of Routine Tasks: Financial institutions deal with massive amounts of data on a daily basis. AI-driven automation tools can streamline tasks such as data entry, processing, and reconciliation, reducing manual errors and increasing operational efficiency. Additionally, AI-powered bots can handle customer inquiries and support, freeing up human agents to focus on more complex issues.
Fraud Detection and Security: Cybersecurity is a top priority for financial institutions. AI algorithms can analyze vast datasets in real-time to detect unusual patterns and anomalies, flagging potential fraudulent activities before they escalate. This proactive approach enhances security measures and safeguards customer assets.
Personalized Customer Experience: AI-powered chatbots and virtual assistants offer personalized interactions with customers, providing quick responses to queries and offering tailored financial solutions based on individual preferences and behavior. This level of personalization enhances customer satisfaction and loyalty.
AI for Risk Assessment and Management:
Credit Scoring and Underwriting: AI-powered credit risk models can assess an individualâs creditworthiness more accurately, incorporating a wide range of factors to make data-driven decisions. This expedites loan underwriting processes, allowing financial institutions to serve customers faster while managing risk effectively.
Market Analysis and Predictions: AI algorithms can analyze market trends, historical data, and other influencing factors to predict market fluctuations with higher accuracy. By leveraging AI-driven insights, investment professionals can make more informed decisions, optimizing investment strategies and portfolios.
Improving Financial Decision-Making:
Algorithmic Trading: AI-driven algorithmic trading systems can execute trades based on predefined criteria, eliminating emotional biases and executing trades with greater precision and speed. This technology has the potential to outperform traditional trading methods, benefiting both investors and institutions.
Portfolio Management: AI can optimize portfolio performance by considering various risk factors, asset correlations, and individual investment goals. Through data-driven portfolio management, investors can achieve a balanced risk-return profile, aligning with their specific financial objectives.
Ethical and Regulatory Considerations:
As AI becomes more prevalent in the financial sector, itâs crucial to address ethical concerns and ensure compliance with regulatory requirements. Financial institutions must be vigilant in identifying and mitigating biases present in AI algorithms to maintain fairness and transparency in decision-making processes. Additionally, adhering to data privacy laws is essential to protect customer information and build trust with clients.
Real-world Examples of AI Adoption in Finance:
JPMorgan Chase: The multinational bank utilizes AI to streamline customer interactions through their virtual assistant, providing personalized financial advice and support.
BlackRock: The investment management firm employs AI-powered algorithms to enhance its portfolio management and make data-driven investment decisions.
Challenges and Future Outlook:
While AI offers tremendous benefits to the financial sector, challenges remain, including data privacy concerns, algorithmic biases, and potential job displacement. Addressing these challenges is vital to maximizing the potential of AI in finance. Looking ahead, the future of AI in finance is promising, with advancements in Natural Language Processing (NLP), predictive analytics, and machine learning expected to reshape the industry further.
Conclusion:
AI is revolutionizing the financial sector by automating processes, improving decision-making, and enhancing customer experiences. Financial institutions embracing AI can gain a competitive edge, providing better services, reducing operational costs, and managing risks more effectively. However, ethical considerations and regulatory compliance must remain at the forefront of AI adoption to ensure a sustainable and equitable financial landscape for the future. With responsible implementation, AI is set to continue transforming finance, empowering institutions to thrive in the digital age.
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Explore the impact of medical breakthroughs and the opportunities available in the healthcare industry.
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Dive into the world of banking, insurance, and investments, where profitability and risk management intersect.
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