#Intimidation ask game

[fandomsoda]

For the intimidation game 🐰 :3

(this response means “barely intimidating”)

oh, I’m glad you feel safe around me!

it’s good to talk to you and even though you and I don’t directly interact much, I’m glad you’re around a lot, you’re one of my most trusted followers :3

[nebuladreamz]

At first you were 🐱 but now i'm seeing you as 🐭 and maybe 🐰

It's a blessing having a cool moot like you 🙏 (but that was also intimidating at first)

FHGSJGJH ABSOLUTELY FAIR ME TOO

I'm happy to have a cool moot like you too Frappe :D!!

[amethystsoda]

a weird mix between 😥&😫 but i know a lot of it is because i'm shy in general and have a hard time interacting with literally anyone ;; fghfgfd

😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool.

😫 -I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork.

I understand, Kat! It can take a lot to chat with people or interact sometimes ;w; (working up the courage, brain chemistry, lack of spoons, etc)

but just know I'm here to vibe and bring some positivity whenever ur down!!

[theyarnmaidstale]

YOU ARE TINY AND CUTE. 🐹

Damn right, I am 😤

THANK YOU, BB!! 💚💚💚 ILY SO MUCH!

How Intimidating Am I?

[threewaysdivided]

🦈

('Am I intimidating' ask game)

🐹 = Not at all | 🐰 = barely | 🐭 = slightly | 🐱 = moderately | 🦊 = fairly | 🐯 = very | 🐻 = “PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

🦈= ❓❓❓

🤔 Spooky silhouette, wildly inflated presumed body-count, doesn't actually eat people on purpose, big dorks, mostly bite things by accident or out of curiosity, need to keep moving or else they drown...

Yeah, I'll cop that.

[poprockpanda]

🐭

very interesting /pos

[bobfloydsbabe]

u are a 1 on the intimidation scale. you give off sweet angel vibes

You know what? That's a fair assessment. I like to think I'm super intimidating, but deep down, I know I'm not.

on a scale of 1-10, how intimidating am i?

[travelerbasilau]

(Hands you a Senzu Bean) here.

Also, have you met the Sweetheart Clones yet?

[h-didanart]

Jack-o-moon

Midnight au

Oh

Hello there, shadowy evil Jack

Very spooky, I like them!

[fandomsoda]

🐻

(This response means “PLEASE DON’T HURT ME- [most intimidating]”)

Another one? I’m so sorry that you all feel this way, I don’t mean to scare, is there anything I can do?

[nebuladreamz]

🤔.... 🐹 ‼️

honestly that's fair i am. Just a lil guy

[amethystsoda]

Intimidation game, huh? Easy answer

😗

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING

[theyarnmaidstale]

🐹❤️❤️❤️

Em!! 💚💚 Thank you!! You're so sweet! (Also right back at ya!)

How Intimidating Am I

[bigtreefest]

Ooo, can I please hear more about Intimidation Game?

Oh course you can! Intimidation Game is gonna be a Ransom fic based off a convo I had with @brandycranby a little while back. This was asked by both you and @biteofcherry 👀🫡

The basic premise is Ransom trying to be intimidating, and everyone else knowing to stay away, except for reader. They’re the only one who challenges him. And to be honest, he’s a little bit intimidated by them, too. So it’s semi rival-y, until Ransom traps reader in a doorway, you know that thing where he braces his arm above you so you’re semi-trapped and it’s kinda hot and makes your heart race? That. 🥵🫠 and he leans down real close, nose to nose. Is that a kiss op?🫣🤷🏻‍♀️ someone may get tackled with a demand for ending this dance, the tables could get turned…😏

WIP Ask game

[poprockpanda]

🐰 --(for the intimidating ask game)

interesting /pos

[soma-shitposts]

Hello!!!!!!!! Hope you're having a nice day!!!! I'm insane about your SOMA au, it's so nice to see an au where Simon is spared from The Horrors

Your au has so much potential and I think that's really neat, was anyone there when Simon woke up? Imagine how scary it must be if you're a pathos employee just chilling and then one of the dive suits gains sentience and starts freaking out, I'd hate to be the one to explain to him that he's not human and he's 100 years in the future

You said in one of your posts that he becomes the poster guy for robot rights, what did he do to become that popular? I'm genuinely curious about what some guy at the bottom of the ocean can do to become a major figure in what sounds like a civil rights movement

*emerges from the salt marsh covered in conference presentation abstracts and barnacles* oml I haven’t thought deeply about my beloved Paranoid Android of Pathos II AU in too long… I’m so glad that goofy little concept has been fun for you too!

1. Was anyone there when Simon woke up?

Kind of? In my head the diving suit+scanner was an abandoned pet project of Catherine’s that was quite literally shoved in a closet somewhere when other projects began to take priority. (The world isn’t ending; research is just Like That sometimes.) The closet happened to have a structure gel leak which contaminated the suit and bam! Simon is Very Confused and concerned about suddenly being in a closet. Catherine is in her office at the time, so hyper focused on her work she doesn’t really hear him come out of the closet and when he asks where he is/what’s going on she kind of assumes he’s a technician that got lost until she turns around and promptly Nopes Out. Explaining to him that he’s not human and 100 years in the future is Ross’ job (AI psychologist - that’s kind of in his job title, right?)

2. Why does Simon have international acclaim for pioneering android rights?

I’m not gonna lie that was a joke based entirely on the crack premise of him getting arrested for stealing from the on-station Panera Bread restaurant (which is entirely my own ridiculous invention for silliness purposes). I guess the reason why the world would care is because like…you arrested a robot. Does the robot’s ‘creator’ get prosecuted or does the robot? I imagine the case was dropped because it was so absurd and had never happened before but it technically set the precedent that a) AI scans are independent of their physical ‘creators’ and b) are entitled to basic rights insofar as the legal system and its proceedings.

A bit of a stretch to call it a civil rights movement since Simon is the only scan that’s ‘awake’ although I’m sure the Carthage Industries Ethics Committee is having a hell of a time figuring out if they need to stop using such scans/should they try to make more androids like Simon for profit/etc. Bad day to be in the corporate offices.

…although I reiterate that factoid was born from the joke premise of Simon stealing from Panera. A restaurant on Pathos II. At the bottom of the ocean. Because Carthage Industries has taste. So this is all a goofy crack scenario anyway lol