#Inspector Megure

[yes-asil]

My take on the ever popular Detective Conan AU where Shinichi and Conan are seperate people.

[t4tadrienette]

Heiji is his human lift at this point. Pull him up like a cat

[incorrect-coai-quotes]

Megure, going through a nervous breakdown: I’m such an incompetent inspector.

Takagi: What are you saying, sir? You’re the most valuable policeman I know!

Megure: But even a kid outsmarts me! That little four-eyed brat!

Takagi: Conan-kun?

Megure: Yeah.

Megure: Once, we found a corpse alone in a house. Death by drowning.

Megure: I said suicide, Mouri-kun said suicide, everyone said suicide.

Megure: Than the brat arrived and asked “where’s the water?”

Megure: The room had no water. Simple. Yet none of us had noticed it!

Takagi:

Megure: I’m such an incompetent inspector!

[crabapplebread]

lets see...there's conan, shinichi (count him as a different person), kogorou, yuusaku, bourbon, sera, akai/suburu, agasa and sonoko (as fronts for conan), hattori, hakuba, the detective boys, ig eri, yukiko, mary and shuukichi are detective adjacent sometimes ish?

that's about 15 give or take 😭😭😭 i mean 5 of them are conan but that's an oversaturated market for sure

the behind the scenes relationship to one man (akai) is hilarious here

Vol. 88, Ch. 937

[detectiveagathaau]

MIDORI MEGURE

(She takes the Juzo Megure's role)

Just like in original counterpart, she's the Police Inspector of Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department.

[animaex]

[cartoonsbyandie]

Used Meguire here but this is interchangeable with Nakamori tbh

Original Tweet by themissybaker (Found via whitepeopletwitter)

[nagareboshitowatashi]

How it is like when you work as an IT. [My husband does] "What type of computer do you have?" Customer answer, "A white one. "ㄟ(≧◇≦)ㄏ

[nemrut]

I do appreciate that Megure hates this.

[rum4869]

[friendrat]

Ok, Megure, that was needlessly cruel! How could you do that to Sato?! 😭 Why?!

[dtccompendium]

Episode 229: The Murderous Pottery Class (Part 2)

We’ve learned two important things from this episode – Conan hyperventilates when he’s excited, and Ran keeps potato chips on her desk. We also have to add to Spiky Head’s appearance. His hair is somewhat between a grey Christmas tree and a porcupine. Anyway, he uses a necktie-pin-twist-locker-tape-apron-cloth that he wanted to cut up and flush down the toilet with his scissors. Megure is fooled by his set-up and is about to take away the assistant, when he and Takagi decide to reflect on how normally they would hear some strange noise, and Mouri would stop them. But they think it’ll be okay, because Mouri isn’t here this time. This is when Sonoko turns into a dinosaur cat hybrid to reveal the super convoluted trick. What gave it away was the fact that the culprit didn’t wear gloves, because he likes to feel things with his own hands. Therefore his fingerprints are on everything. Conan also critiques his methods and suggests that next time he should use a rope and gloves, so that he won’t leave clay nail marks all over the crime scene. 

[t4tadrienette]

Why is no one calling an ambulance, Shinichi is literally in pain

[coffeeviolinist]

Shinichi comes to a decision.

[crabapplebread]

bro the amount of times megure and takagi mention the number of detectives is getting absurd, but i enjoy it everytime so 😭

ok imagine subaru being an actually normal person and the courier guy who came over to your house in the middle of the night accusing you of being some secret agent, you somehow meet him again and he spouts this just because you're left handed??? like damn, leave me alone please 😭😭

Vol. 90, Ch. 955

[kedicatt-cotl]

“ I always thought Narinder was the God of Death, but actually it might be you ”

An old cranky man taking in a cute kid that is better than him at every aspect of his own job. Then they may or may not get up to some shenanigans. The kid is the one having to do most of the job, though.