#In the Army Now

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[mrjinx87]

In retrospect, perhaps we as a society were too mean to Pauly Shore.

[pauliesshoredom]

So many attempts to get here😮‍💨

[the-invisible-queer]

Esai Morales as Sargeant Stern

In the Army Now (1994)

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On October 21, 1994, In the Army Now debuted in Spain.

[demac9]

Status Quo - Rollin' Home (Lyrics On Screen)

[kolanaki]

Walks into an Army recruitment office

Recruitment Officer: "Hey there. What brings you in today?"

Me: "I just saw this kick ass movie and it made me wanna be all that I can be."

Recruitment Officer: "Good to hear! Was there any particular area of expertise you wanted to learn?"

Me: "I wanna be a water boy!"

Recruitment Officer: "Oh. I see. You saw In The Army Now, huh?"

Me: "What's that? I just saw Waterboy with Adam Sandler!"

[bajaja-blast]

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

[ashleywritesstuff]

Well, Lori Petty knows I did a podcast on her. Excuse me while I go over here and fangirl. 😱 You can listen to it at the link!

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

[drenched-in-sunlight]

family tea party.

(in my mind, Radagon is the pure Order with no kindness half, and he always yearns to converge with Marika + be on equal footing with her, so in my drawing he’ll always be kinda nuts)

[existentialgaybirdnerd]

On a totally serious op

Ghost: *In sniper position* "If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?"

Soap: "Are you serious right now?"

Ghost: "No, I'm Ghost"

Soap: "I will kill you"

Ghost: "Do it pansy"

Soap: "I will force you into therapy"

Ghost: "Damn ok, no jokes today, got it."

5 minutes later

Soap: "...What do you call a painting of missiles?"

Ghost: "I thought we were going to therapy"

Soap: "Just answer the question"

Ghost: "Well, I don't know. What?"

Soap: "Art-illery"

Ghost: *has to lay his head down to not laugh.*

[egophiliac]

ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

[mynameisjohnnyknoxville]

I love pauly shore till the day I die

Pauly Shore looking like Eddie and Danny is

KILLING ME😫❤️‍🔥

[bluerosefox]

Got a new idea cooking in my head.

Another DPxDC idea.

A reborn into DCverse Toddler!Danny but also Dad!Dick and Talons.

Danny is reborn into the DCverse (either he's a clone of Dick, a created test tube baby, OR a kid Dick unknowingly had during his amnesia year) and wakes up in the Court of Owls who finally have their Gray Son and will turn him into the greatest Talon ever.

Thing is, Danny still has his ghost powers (King Danny? Idk leaving it open, either that or just able to control clean ectoplasm) and knows whatever fruitloops have him, this will not be fun. So, when none of the Owls are watching him, he uses his abilities to influence a few Talons and they all book it out of the place.

Danny later finds himself walking the dirty Gotham streets with a few Talons, one holding his hand while the others hide in the shadows in case they need to protect the baby Talon they all care for.

Of course, the sighting of a Talon holding a toddler's hand catches the camera's and Oracles attention very very fast.

One of the Batboys is sent out, not Dick he's on a space mission right now, and whoever it is, is shocked to see a toddler that has a LOT of similarities to Dick.

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On May 11, 1995, In the Army Now debuted in Germany.