#In fairness I too have my Opinions about the aesthetic the Bhaalists are currently employing
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Bringing Astarion to the Murder Tribunal is always fun just for the whiplash. Big ominous shrine of death staffed by the spirits of the damned giving ominous speeches, where you just betrayed and murdered an ally in cold blood and plotted with your brother to kill your sister-niece in a duel to the death:
'Your dad's taste in interior decorating is tacky.'
Murdered what is basically an angel, bathed in its blood in an unholy rite:
'Your dad's taste in jewellery is also tacky.'
#Priorities!#You take your obnoxious atheist bf to murder church to meet your religious family and you should expect this though#Astarion doesn't care about *any* of the crime or the quaint religious nonsense at play here#babbling#playthrough shenanigans#/astarion#edgelord hours#In fairness I too have my Opinions about the aesthetic the Bhaalists are currently employing
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