#Imagine dating a guy and calling him Honigbärchen and he just dumps you on the spot
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It’s a good thing I’m unable and unwilling to form lasting interpersonal relationships because if I got into dating I’d be a sugar-sticky mess of Zuckerpuppe Perle Zimtschnecke Sahnetorte Augenstern Liebling Süße Häschen Marzipanmädchen etc. 🦢🍰🩰🌹✨ and such.
#Imagine dating a guy and calling him Honigbärchen and he just dumps you on the spot#Would happen to me I’m sure#Me [handshake emoji] the tobacco-scented greasy creep at the gas station — Zuckerschnecke
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