#Im like yeah alright SUREEEE

[blissfali]

thinkin abt my favorite girlfriends (mcd aphmau and zoey)

[banggyu0308]

genre: internet strangers to lovers, idol au, smut

warnings: nsfw under the cut, not very coherent, slutty yeonjun, dom!yeonjun, sexting, choking kink, pet names (baby), praise, drinking (they don't get THAT drunk, alright guys?), one night stand-ish, degradation, unprotected sex, breeding kink, handholding, cursing, dacryphilia, yeonjun lurks on social media TT, reader is bold ASF, not proofread

wc: 2.5k+

an: tysm for the username help @itgirlgyu TT + this is just for the delulus + @beomsl MEL YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE TALKED ABT PART OF THIS???? + i might title this later but who knows!!

taglist: @full-sunnies , @agustdiv1ne

yeonjun who likes to wear his tank tops to show off, loves heading onto moa twitter and tumblr after lives just to see the fandom having a meltdown... especially hard stan social media, watching all the comments and photos of himself show up. he likes being in control like this, having the power to make everyone else go crazy just by wearing something else that day.

he scrolls and scrolls and one specific post pops up, it's community labeled and when he clicks 'keep reading', he can see why; pretty tits on display from the original poster, comments in the tags all about how she's all his, and he's not very surprised to feel himself growing hard in his pants. yeonjun eyes the username, ready to click the blue-fonted 'follow' button, but it's already gone, and his eyes widen to see that it's an account he's been following and interacting with for a while. that fact only makes it better, and he's clicking to his chat with you before he can even think it through what he's about to do.

yawnchoi you look really pretty in that new post...

yn what can i say? yeonjun brings out a special part of me 😭

yawnchoi im very sure he feels the exact same

yn in my dreams 😭 don't fuel my deluluness

yawnchoi i'm being very serious right now

yn mhm mhm sureeee and how would YOU know? 😑

yawnchoi ajksdbwsjdhbw maybe this wasn't a good idea

yn WHAT wasn't a good idea, hm? 🤨

yawnchoi baby all i'm trying to do is figure out how to word that i'm yeonjun 😭

yn i do not believe you for one moment

yawnchoi i'll send a pic that i would never, ever post and you can even reverse image search it or whatever or i could send a video, im not messing around baby

yn go ahead then ;-;

yawnchoi [sent a photo]

yn alright so yeonjun would definitely never post a photo of him in his boxers in bed so imma need that video 🙏

yawnchoi [sent a video]

yn oh. oh holy shit choi yeonjun has seen my tits- NOT ONLY HAS HE SEEN MY TITS HE LIKES THEM- one sec imma need to process haha im totally not hyperventilating haha

yn alright im back hi haha

yawnchoi helloooo 👋

yn wow. alright. so. uh. how do i ask this- you wanna see more tit pics?

yawnchoi THAT WAS SO BOLD HELP ME- but yes pleaseeee

yn [sent a photo]

yawnchoi oh baby- holy shit you're so pretty 🥺

yn thanks jjunie kwsnbdwjkd im still like- going crazy rn yawnchoi thats cute baby :((

yn wjhbswhjdhj so- since you've seen my tits i wanna see you again :(( preferably your dick but haha

yawnchoi yeah? pretty baby wants to see my dick?

yn kjwbshwjdbhe yes please?

yawnchoi asking so nicely... alright baby~ [sent a photo]

yn oh 😳 oh fuck alright sjbdsewjh wanna touch :((

yawnchoi me or yourself, baby?

yn well, both, but only one can happen, right? so me-

yawnchoi go ahead, can i see? yn alright 😳 [sent a video]

yawnchoi baby's so pretty :(( wanna see you cum for me <3

yn [sent a video] would be better if you were here :( want you to touch me so bad wjbwjhdbe

yawnchoi can fly you into korea if you want...

yn YOU'RE KISSING *KIDDING

yawnchoi i'm notttttttt dekjbdekj pretty cunt's got me all horny :((

yn i don't even care if it's a one night stand choi fucking yeonjun's gonna fly me out to korea to fuck me heck yeah

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and he does. books a flight last minute for the next day, from your country to seoul, puts on a pair of sunglasses and his least conspicuous outfit, and drives to the airport. he isn't THAT nervous- it's not like he thinks you're gonna murder him.

and when you walk out of the airport building with nothing but a backpack with you, looking around and waving slightly when you see him, his heart quickens just a little. (and NOT just because he's seen you naked).

you decide to sit in the back of his car for no reason other than you want to, and maybe a little bit because you can't exactly handle looking at him straight on quite yet.

to your surprise, there's no awkward small talk, just him getting straight to the point and saying all the members are out of the dorm currently, but, ever the gentleman, he says since you flew a long way, you can sleep a little bit first and he won't bother you.

your whole body is on alert and you find yourself thinking that there's no way you'd be able to sleep now. it's one thing to sext someone knowing they're an idol- another to actually be in the car with them, on your way to where they live, and knowing you're going to actually fuck them.

yeonjun politely takes your bag when you get out of the car, and when his fingers wrap around the strap, his hand brushes yours slightly. you internally feel like you might faint- you hadn't actually prepared yourself for this, and now he was touching you and he feels real and you knew he was real but now it just feels extra.

holding your bag, he opens the door to the dorm, leading you in before following, taking you into his room and placing your bag down on the floor next to his bed. every single action that takes him closer to you makes your face grow hot, the bed dipping slightly under your weight when you sit down. the sheets are soft, but your mind barely registers it, focusing instead on the fact that you are in yeonjun's bed.

he opens his mouth to say something, and you panic, cutting him off quickly with a wry grin and a statement. "i might need some alcohol in my system before we do anything else."

yeonjun raises his eyebrows in the slightest, a little surprised, but he also gets it. he's pretty sure both his body and his mind want you way too much right now, but he's so nervous he might not do anything. his hands are twisted in his lap and he quickly realizes and sits on them instead before standing.

he leads you to the kitchen, getting himself a can of beer and letting you pour yourself a couple shots of vodka. you know your limits- it's just enough for you to get a little tipsy and stop overthinking everything.

knocking one back, you enjoy the burn in your throat before taking the second. the slight buzz under your skin makes you smile slightly, leaning against the counter while he takes long sips of his own drink. it's obvious he wants this to pick up, so you busy yourself messing with his shirt just a little while he drinks. you slip your fingers under his sleeve, mindlessly rubbing your fingertips back and forth over his skin. you can tell he remembered your comments the previous day about his arms, basing his outfit around that.

he has another tank top on today, arms flexing when he brings the can to his lips to take another sip, and you move your hands a little farther down to rest on his chest. this time, when he lowers the can, his lips are a little wet from the drink and you can't help but press a messy kiss to them, licking the liquid off. yeonjun lets out a slight hiss when your tongues meet, left hand reaching behind him to place the can on the counter.

the alcohol must really be working already because you're both stumbling to his room, messily tugging each other's clothes off, and yeonjun leaves a line of wet hickeys up your neck. each and every touch of his skin on yours makes you feel fire burn a trail across your body, but it's in a way that makes you almost absolutely sure that it's not just because he's one of your celebrity crushes, or because you're a little drunk.

yeonjun's movements are so rushed that in seconds he's on top of you, his own shirt off, pants quick to follow once you tug at them. your hands find way to his newly-lightened hair when his lips and tongue meet yours again, a different kind of intoxication weaving itself up and over each of your limbs, the kind of intoxication that makes you want to live and breathe this man.

"want you," he whispers, cheeks pink from the alcohol, his eyes slightly glazed when he looks into yours, and the way he says it makes your cheeks grow hot again.

"go ahead then, 'm all yours," you exhale in response, trying to ignore the way your heart twinges at your own words. this is just a one time thing, you have to remind yourself.

but yeonjun's eyes light up and he presses another kiss to your lower lip, one hand moving between your legs to part them. his eyes lower to your cunt, and you can feel the way your underwear are sticking to your pussy. you'd chosen to wear white underwear today and you're pretty sure they're see-through by now, drenched completely from all the feelings yeonjun's touch is sending through you.

"all mine?" yeonjun mumbles, eyes wide. and when you nod, he smirks slightly. "love your cunt so much, i might just take you right now." your own eyes widen and yeonjun can feel your breath hitch. "but you'd like that, wouldn't you? pretty slut would love her jjunie taking her raw, would love to have me cum inside..."

you suck in a breath through your teeth at his words, nodding quickly, spread out on the bed beneath him. your mouth tastes like alcohol and yeonjun, and your brain tries to forget how he so flippantly called himself your jjunie.

"jjun, just, just fuck me, please?" you whimper out when he rubs a fingertip over your clothed cunt.

"baby asked so nicely, might as well give her what she wants," he coos, tugging off his boxers only once he slides your underwear down your legs. "promise you'll let me taste you next time?"

you nod, too distracted by the fact that he's already planning a 'next time' in his head to realize that he wants to eat you out, but by the time you understand, he has the tip of his cock pressed to your entrance, other hand holding yours as he slowly pushes in. the gesture feels sweet, romantic even, and you let your eyes fall shut when he pauses his movements.

yeonjun's body is pressed flush to yours in a way that allows him to brush his fingers over your neck, skin smooth against you. his hand wraps loosely around your neck and his breath is hot on your cheek when he whispers, "is this okay?"

you nod once more, only because the combination of the alcohol and his body on you is making your brain so fuzzy you can't think clear enough to speak. yeonjun hums lightly and experiments with his grip, making you gasp a little when he also hits your g-spot. he lets out a hiss when your already-tight walls tighten further around him.

he'd had a feeling that you'd feel like heaven around him, just because of the fact you had stated you were only able to fit two fingers inside yourself, but he had obviously underestimated all the sensations that were going to overwhelm him like they are now. every movement of his hips towards yours makes him fight to control the tremble of his body. your hand is linked with the one he doesn't have around your neck and every time he buries himself completely inside you, your hand tightens just a little around his.

he's losing himself just a little, hand still laced with yours, pace quickening until jolty, broken, high pitched moans are the only sound leaving you. yeonjun can't help but smirk at that, hoisting one leg over his shoulder. "fucking pussy is so perfect, almost like it's made for me, taking me so well... might just keep you here, my personal little cumslut, could bring you on tour with us, fuck you every night in the hotel room, how'd you like that, hm?"

his rhythm is so brutal you're choking on your words by now, broken sobs slipping through your parted lips, tears filling your waterline and then slipping down your cheeks, mixing with the slight mascara you'd put on this morning and making your face a mess. yeonjun likes it too, the way he's so easily able to get you like this, just a few words from his lips and you're crying.

he can't help but tell you this with a mocking pout on his lips that turns into yet another smirk, chuckling when all you can do is whimper incoherently. yeonjun kisses you gentle enough to make up for his harsh words though, he's only trying to make you feel good, and he knows you like it when he talks down to you.

one hand still around your neck, the other moves from your hand to your waist, and he's only fucking into you harder when you whine out that you're close. his lips catch yours again when you gasp out his name, gummy walls fluttering around his dick as your whole body shakes from the force of your orgasm, yeonjun's fingertip rubbing at your clit making you convulse under him.

yeonjun bites back a little moan and lowers his lips to your ear again. "can i cum in you, baby? let me make you mine?"

you can't tell if he's just saying it in the heat of the moment, but you nod, wanting nothing more than to feel him inside you.

he bites his lip slightly, only losing control completely when you lick up the side of his neck and bite a splotchy hickey onto his neck. his warm cum fills you as he mumbles out a string of curses mixed with your name against your neck.

yeonjun practically collapses on you once he pulls out but lets himself take a second to marvel at how pretty you look right now, mascara leaking down your cheeks and neck, his cum and yours leaking from your swollen, abused cunt.

you let him wrap his arms around your form, cheek against his chest, both your bodies hot and sweaty, his bangs plastered to his forehead. there's a question on the tip of your tongue but he answers it for you, mumbling in your ear, "will you stay? for longer than just today?" yeonjun pauses slightly, then continues. "i'm not sure if i want you to be just one time. i know that this part of our relationship is new but we've been talking for so long and yeah, i don't want you to go back home and for this never to happen again."

you purse your lips, alcohol fogging up your brain and making you a little too sleepy to respond. "we'll talk tomorrow, hm? it's late and i had a long flight and i'm tired, jjunie..."

he nods slightly, running a hand through his hair, and presses a kiss to your forehead. "goodnight, yn."

"night night, yeonjun," you exhale.

you're almost half asleep when you hear him whisper, "the others'll be home soon, if they see us like this, i'm blaming you..."

[kpopcoffee-shop]

6, 13, 21, 26 💕

6: Age you get mistaken for- 1813: Biggest turn ons✰ handcuffs - honestly they can be really pretty and they’re strong enough to restrain you sO yEaH—✰ hair pulling- if im in a dom or sub mood, hair pulling amplifies whatever mood im in immediately. its either showing signs of dominance or submission so its a favorite for sureeee✰ petnames- this is kinda like the hair pulling; asserting either dominance or submission…. A+✰ tHiGh HigHs / collars or lingerie - alright look. they look good on anyone and everyone, dont fight me on this because i PROMISE you’ll loose i personally love collars with bells 🌚✰ whimpering- oMg jesus christ, i cannot express enough how much i love little whimpers n’ stuff like that jfc—✰ spanking / paddle or whips- once again, works for either dom or sub mood 🤤 not to mention it has a double use of foreplay or punishment ✰ foreplay / roleplay- this is an obvious one…but like dressing up n’ shit is a huge yes from mee✰ dirty talk - pfttttt this is a HUGEEE one, if you cant tell me in detail what you want to do to me then it wont get you much of anywhere

21: What I love most about myself- my motivation to not give up

26: My biggest pet peeves- not letting me finish my sentence - ignoring or brushing off my help- disrespect ty for asking love 💛

[sarohara]

Stranger: m

You: You first

You: to say hey

Stranger: hey lol

You: ahhaha jk

You: Hey, how u doing?

You: im f btw

Stranger: cool im good just bored you?

You: Well, everyone's bored on omegle so..what's new right?

You: Im good as well

Stranger: haha true

You: May i ask ur name?

Stranger: Adam you?

You: Hey Adam, how's life?

You: ahahaha

You: Im Sarah

Stranger: nice to meet you :) its okay not great not awful

You: Oh it's a balance then

You: nice meeting u :)

Stranger: hahaha covid sucks but again what else is new right?

You: ahahahhaha yeeea right

You: Life sucks rn

You: But i hope it gets a lil bit better.

You: one day.

Stranger: same :( It has to haha

You: Hopefully :)

You: Wyd now?

Stranger: just school wbu?

Stranger: well not rn

Stranger: its 5 50 am here

Stranger: and thanksgiving lol

You: Oh online classes right? I hate it

You: Oooh 5:50am?

You: Wow, too early

Stranger: yeah im in california. couldn't sleep

You: yeaaa happy thanksgiving :) r u gonna do today?

You: Oh california, gotcha

Stranger: nm maybe play football and just eat hahaha you?

You: Eat is the best one right

You: Im not gonna do anything at all

Stranger: nice sometimes its good to just chill

Stranger: where you from?

You: Yea, i'm always doing this ahaha

You: i'm brazilian

Stranger: oh very cool :)

You: Yea :))

You: Hey, lemme show u a song

Stranger: ok

You: hold up

Stranger: ok haha

You: should i send the link or name?

Stranger: either one!

You: oke

You: name then

You: idk you yet by alexander 23

Stranger: listening now

You: it's a really good song and I just wanted to show this incredible masterpiece to the all world ahaha but it's not possible, sadly

You: i don't even know if u'll like it, but i hope so

Stranger: I love it actually

Stranger: my kinda music for sure

You: oh my gawd, i'm so happy.

You: ahahhaha

Stranger: thank you that made my day better

You: no, thank YOU

You: :))

Stranger: hahaha music is the best honestly

You: u mean, music is the best thing in the whole world? yea ikr. it's just perfect.

You: or u mean, that one..?

Stranger: I mean music in general

Stranger: but that song is excellent

You: oooh yeaa!!!

Stranger: already added to my spotify

You: it's my favorite thing in the whole world. music.

You: Aw :))

You: well, your turn.

Stranger: hahaha okay hold on

You: take your time

Stranger: as much as I ever could - city and color

You: oh, it's an old one

You: I mean, that's cool

You: listening now

Stranger: its one of my faves

You: oh shoot. this intro is just awesome.

Stranger: right?

You: ooohh that's so beautiful. idk, just hitts different u know. I genuinely love it.

Stranger: good im glad I could send a good one back :)

You: Aw, yea, it's freaking good :)

You: hey, wyd on omegle? u shouldn't be here ahaha nah im kidding

Stranger: hahaha I just go with the flow you know? california hippy :)

You: yea?😂

You: ahahhaha i get that. california hippy.

Stranger: thats me for sure

Stranger: what are you doing here hahaha

You: Guess what

You: I'm bored 😂

Stranger: lollll shocker hahahaha

You: And i just wanted to talk to someone. idk.

You: ahahahhahaha

You: no kidding!

You: lmao

Stranger: anything in particular you want to talk about ? :)

You: well, i mean , i guess anything in particular. Just talk about randomly things. u know.

You: killing time.

Stranger: yeah no I feel you for sure :)

You: Oh good to know that i'm not alone, im not the only one 😂

Stranger: it gets lonely with all online shit

You: Yea for real...everything's so complicated now.

Stranger: I know :(

You: I wish I had someone to blame sometimes ahah

Stranger: I know what you mean but at least its fucked up for everyone

You: Yea but if i could i would take all this shit just for me u know

Stranger: for sureeee I know what you mean but you can't bear that big of a burden alone

You: Yea ik ur right. but at least that would be 1000x easier.

You: I guess so. but anyways, there's nothing that i can do or anyone else.

Stranger: yeah :( no just be in it together and try to spread good vibes

You: yeah that's the point :))

Stranger: :)

You: hey, what about The Girl?

You: I mean, by city and colour

Stranger: love that one too

Stranger: they have some incredible songs

Stranger: the lead singers name is Dallas green thats where the band name comes from but he's a genius

You: Oooh wow, wise man huh ahah

You: It was really genius.

You: Nice pun I would say lmao

Stranger: I know his music just hits different

You: Yea. it feels like ur in 1999 traveling the world with someone.

Stranger: yeah its so calming :)

You: Pretty smooth aha :)

Stranger: makes me feel like the worlds gonna be okay ahaha

You: do u know more than one? please tell me, i need to escape there.

You: ahahha just kidding

Stranger: hahahaha

You: but yea, that's the power of music, it's like the whole world doesn't exist. just u & melody. and everything's gonna be okay. whatever it takes.

Stranger: its honestly pretty intimate sharing your favorite stuff with someone

You: Yaaaaas! it's really special, i would say. people usally don't wanna talk about stuff like that.

Stranger: honestly it gets deep for sure

You: Is that bad? should i stop to say these things or something?

Stranger: no no not at all :)

You: sorry, i'm a typist one. as u can see.

You: ahahha ooooh okay

Stranger: what do you look like?

You: u mean, physically?

Stranger: yeah

You: i'm brunette. brown eyes. 5''3. like that? ahahaha

Stranger: yeah you sound beautiful :)

You: oh thank u ahaha i guess.

You: what about u?

Stranger: 6 2 brown hair blue green eyes

You: Oh you're tall huh. and u sound cute. btw

Stranger: thanks :)

You: no problem :))

You: what time is it now?

Stranger: 6 42

You: almost an hour since the last time right

Stranger: yeah hahaha

You: time flies lmao

Stranger: it does for sure should I let you go?

You: good question.

You: nah, im kidding.

You: u shoudn't.

You: ahaha

You: just if u want to.

Stranger: not that I want to haha I just might go sleep soon

You: oh!!! sure sure. it's up to u.

Stranger: sorry haha I just have to get ready for bed and stuff and got kinda h

You: Oh

You: I get that

You: typing something?

Stranger: oh I was waiting it seemed like you were haha

Stranger: are you at all?

You: if i was typing? nah i wasn't. actually, i was waiting ahahah

Stranger: waiting for?

Stranger: oh for my typing?

You: oh my gawd ahahah yea exactly

You: but nvm

Stranger: no tell me hahaha

You: tell what? i was just waiting for ur typing. that's so confusing aahaha

Stranger: never mind hahaha were not on the same page hahahaha

You: def we're not ahahah

You: anyways. that's it, i guess so.

You: u have to go, right.

Stranger: alright it was nice talking to you :) yeah im sorry hahaha I got h

You: aight, nice meeting u as well

[wavykidruahl]

IM BORED SO I ANSWERED THEM ALL

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Lmaoooo YIKESSSS 

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? Nothing. That person doesn’t exist 

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Yes, if it was anything but weed

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Yes 

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Non existent

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? Yes all the freaking time. 

7. What does your last received text say? That’s tbh my type of fail 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?  00000000000.0000

9. Where was your last kiss at? In my dreams 

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?  Like a week ago   

11. What do you drink in the morning? Water 💦💦

12. Where did you sleep last night? In my bed with no heat on 

 13. Do you think relationships are hard? Nope, I mean I wouldn’t know. But I think they are like having a best friend.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? I don’t think I did anything stupid enough. 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Nope. I’d me in the room by my self. 🙋🏽

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Rainy ☔️️☔️️

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?  Nope.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? Jeans but I’m about to put on sweatpants 😝

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? If we are being honest, probably not. 

20. Does anyone like you? If someone does,please tell me. 

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? Nope. 

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Wtf kind of question 

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? There’s a couple of them in my school. 🙄 

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? Yeah, a couple smallish ones 

 25. In the past week have you cried? Yeah 🙃 

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?  Great Dane 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? depends on how cold it is

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? I wish…..

29. Do you think you’re old? Nah

30. Do you like text messaging? Absolutely, I can only talk on the phone with my mom and people i’m really close with so….. just my mom😂

31. What type of day are you having? Lazy one 

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? nah, everyone and their mom where i live has one.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? colllllddddd for sureeee❄️

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Justin drew bieber

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? Relationship. I’m too invested for a fling.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? A weird mix of both.

37. What song are you listening to? Silence 

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? eh

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? nope

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? His fucking smile bro, its so cute 😫. I could legit just stare at it for hours and hours. (I’m not talking about justin)

41. When did you last receive a text message? 1 hour ago

42. What is wrong with you right now? If i could tell you i would 😬

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Not that well

44. Does anyone disgust you? Lets not 

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? Depends on who but most likely not.

46. Are you in a good mood right now? eh

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My mom

48. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? People don’t tell me anything 

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Several actually at the moment. 

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? LMAO yep. Sure do. 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? I’ve done it. 

53. Do you like rain? YES. Pluviophile here 👈🏽

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? Nope. As long as it’s not affecting their health. 

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Bro every crush I’ve had ever. 

56. Do you like to cuddle? I wouldn’t know but probably 

57. Are you shy? Yeah. 

58. Do you get along with girls? I don’t get along with people. 

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? Nah. 

60. What do you carry with you at all times? My bus pass, my phone and my braces rubber bands 

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Nahhhhh not I. 

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? I can last 5 years 

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? i’ve never been in a relationship 

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Omfg yes

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? Nope. I wish 

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? Square root of -1. lol get it? because they’re imaginary…. math joke 😂😂😂

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? myself, why pay for them to peel off when i can get them to peel for free.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Neither 

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?  I don’t have a car yet, and if I did I wouldn’t have stickers on it. 

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? lil Wayne 😋 

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?  iPhone 📱 

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? I don’t think I ever had pizza from there, but I want to try it 

73. Do you like diet soda? It’s alright 

74. What color are the walls in your room? Purple 

75. Are you 16 or older?Sí

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Yas it’s one my favorite shows even when it annoys me 

77. Do you have a job? Yes sir 

78. What are your initials? JB, legit guys 

79. Did you ever have braces? Yup currently. #braceface 

80. Are you from the south?  North 

81. What does your last status on facebook say?  YASSS my girl is 17 !!!

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? if that person is in my dreams then yes? 

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?  Mí Madre 

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?  Nope too fat for that 😭

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Straight out of Compton 

86. Do you smoke?  Nahhh

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? neither, more of a sneakers person.

88. Is your phone touch screen? yep

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Curly 

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? nah, i like my life.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool

92. Have you ever made out in a car? lmaooo nope

93. …Had sex in a car? Nah fam

94. Are you single or in a relationship? single as a the last pringle in the can that you can’t reach.

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Sleep 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Fourth of July

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Yup iPhone 6s Plus

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? nahhhhhhh.

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Nah. Drinking kills brain cells.

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Nope.

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?  LMAOOO boys don’t like me enough for that.

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: That one song.

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Nope. I stay indoors on Tumblr

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? No do I look like Hanna Montana