#Ikemen Villains x reader

[archetype-earth]

Elbert, who gets upset and whines loudly when you have to take it out of him. He's already been riding you for hours, the light behind the curtains fading, making your now shared room even darker than before. His ass must be spent from you pounding it relentlessly, but nothing seems to stop him. His long, smooth legs shake with pleasure. He can't help but have his tongue hang out of his mouth. His chest, littered with hickeys and lovebites, rise and fall rapidly. And still, greedy as always, Elbert cannot help himself but bounce on your dick/strap over and over again. You're certain the other residents know exactly what's going on behind closed doors, but neither of you let that stop you. Even if you're spent and sucked dry, Elbie takes all of you. If you try to stop him so you can take a break, he will pout and have tears pooling in his eyes. Why would he want to be separate from you? He finally feels like you're close to being one, so why stop now? He is not only a queen, but your queen, so in the end, you cannot help but indulge him.

[luvscribbles]

Ikemen Villains as Romance Tropes

fan headcanons.

𑁍ࠬܓ self insert (x reader), gender neutral, sfw, italics = villain speaking

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

Ellis - First love, Friends to lovers

Fake dating

“Uh Ellis, they’re gone now…you don’t have to hold my hand anymore.” You smiled politely.

“Oh, right, sorry.” He chuckled, rubbing his neck bashfully.

“...”

“…”

“…You still haven’t let go.”

Jude - Forced proximity, Grumpy vs sunshine, Bully romance

Enemies to lovers

Jude examined your bruised arm, his eyes darkening. “Who did this?”

“It doesn’t matter. I’m fine.” You hid your arm from his view, stubbornly avoiding his gaze. The last thing you needed was Jude teasing you about being weak.

“Tch, that ain’t what I asked ya.” He tipped your chin towards him, forcing you to meet his eyes. Much to your surprise, he looked pissed. “Who was it?”

William - Star crossed lovers (doomed relationship), Fated to be together, Tragedy

Forbidden romance

“We shouldn’t be doing this.” You whispered, clutching onto William’s shirt with urgency— a clear contradiction to your timid words.

“You’re right. We shouldn’t.” Will mumbled while leaving a trail of kisses down your neck. “Do you want to stop?”

“…No.”

Roger - Workplace romance (Lab/research partners), Academic rivals, Personal trainer, Randomly met at a bar (e.g., “Hey, can you pretend to be my boyfriend so this creep can stop flirting with me?”)

Bodyguard romance

“No point in walking fast. I’ll catch up.” Roger casually strolled behind your retreating figure.

You stopped in your tracks, angrily spinning around to face him. “Do you really have to follow me to the bathroom?”

“The boss says I can’t let you out of my sight.” He leans in close, a playful smirk on his lips. “Not even for a second.”

Victor - Opposites attract, Arranged marriage, Royal Guard x Commoner, Age gap

Bakery Lessons

“It keeps falling apart.” You sighed in frustration as another ball of dough crumbled within your hands. “I must be doing something wrong.”

Noticing your pout, Victor smiled encouragingly. “Don’t give up yet, my star pupil!” He came up behind you at the countertop, smoothly placing his hands over your own. “Here, follow my lead.”

“Okay.” Right away, your heart began to pound. Kneading flour was the least of your worries now that Victor was standing so close— his scent completely engulfing you.

Alfons - One night stand, Unrequited love, Reunion romance, Secret affair, Friends with benefits

No strings attached

Alfons leaned in for a kiss, just as he did on many night like this one, but you placed a firm hand on his chest, “Wait, we need to talk.”

“Oh?” He quirked his brow, both surprised and amused by your reaction. “What is it?”

You tried to mask the pain in your voice but it was futile. “I can’t keep doing this.”

The confession only seemed to entertain him further. “My, my. Where’s this coming from? Have you fallen for me already?” He leaned in once more, this time right next to your ear. “You know that’s against the rules.”

Elbert - Secret admirer, Soul mates, Art collector x Struggling artist, Strangers to lovers

Love at first sight

Elbert looked towards the sky. Little by little, raindrops began to land on his face until there was a sudden downpour. “How strange. I didn’t know it would rain today…”

With no shelter nearby, he continued to walk back home— until he heard the sound of rain puddles splashing underneath hurried footsteps. “Excuse me, sir!”

Elbert watched as you approached. You quickly held your umbrella over his head. “Hey, you’ll catch a cold if you walk in the rain like this. Are you alright?”

Even over the heavy rain, the concern etched in your voice was unmistakable. He remained silent, fascinated by your efforts to shield him with such a tiny umbrella. Within moments, he was utterly smitten.

Liam - Blind date, Mutual pinning, Coffee shop romance, “Somehow we keep meeting under oddly specific circumstances ?”, Idiots in love, Costars

Celebrity x Ordinary person

“Oh no.” Your heart sank at the sound of flashing cameras just outside the hotel building. The front entrance was completely blocked off by fans and paparazzi alike. “We can’t possibly leave without being seen.”

Liam beamed at the idea. He held out his hand for you to take, laughing excitedly. “Well, looks like we have no choice, do we?”

You hesitated. “Are you sure about this?”

“Of course.” He pulled you in so close that loose strands of his hair ticked your face. “I want the world to know you’re mine.”

Harrison - Secret dating, Private detective x Suspect, Dessert shop romance

Bookstore romance

You frantically searched for the newest book release from your favorite author. There was only one copy left, and you were determined to grab it— though it seemed someone else had the same plan.

Just as you made a reach for the shelf, your hand accidentally collided with another. You instantly locked eyes with Harry, who seemed equally as surprised.

“Sorry, go ahead.” He pulled away, a small smile on his face.

Suddenly flustered (and charmed by his looks), you shook your head. “No, no, you take it.”

“Hm?” Harry tried offering you the book, his expression puzzled. “You don’t want it?”

“It’s fine. I was just…browsing.”

He briefly went silent before laughing. “You’re a pretty bad liar, you know.”

[corpseri]

Sooooo can I request a headcanon where the fem!MC is on her period (with Ellis, Harrison and Liam) plsss :(( ?

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐂 𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐃

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ʜᴀʀʀɪꜱᴏɴ ɢʀᴀʏ, ʟɪᴀᴍ ᴇᴠᴀɴꜱ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄:  

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘

I just know on the inside, this man thinks you're overreacting when you stay in bed all day, clutching your pearls, whining about how much it hurts

But he doesn't say these thoughts aloud since he knows you'll probably jump him

As much as he would love to spend the day with you cuddled up in bed, he has things to do, so he'll pamper you like a princess in bed as he massages your pelvic area until he has to go

Asks Roger to check up on you and to give you pain meds

When he goes out, he'll buy some food he knows you like, and indulge in your weird cravings

Stocks up on snacks too, your period is like a reminder he needs to buy some snacks for you and him

Will give you lots of kisses when he comes back

#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Will literally skip work on your worst day to cuddle and eat to your heart's content

Such a sweetheart, he will carry you everywhere princess-style even when you say you can walk perfectly fine

He does overestimate the pain one gets during a period but you don't have the heart to tell him since he treats you like a queen (he does anytime but on those days specifically)

Rests his face on your coochie since he's usually warm and heat helps with cramps (or so he says)

Will wrap you in a burrito and bedrungingly removes the burrito when you need to piss or walk to somewhere

But if not then you both just stay in bed or do whatever you want if you don't really get cramps

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

A diva in the streets and a diva in the sheets

I see him as a guy to propose sex to ease your pain, not because he's horny but because he read it in a book somewhere and he doesn't like you being in pain :(

Whether you both get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 or not is up to you

Like the other two, he will pamper the shit out of you, and whine when Jude storms in and drags his ass out of bed for work

There's not really much to say when I've said everything for the other two, Ellis is more attentive to your cycle so on a random day he'll tell you to rest more and you ask why and he says "it's almost time for your cycle"

And he's always right what

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

[fairylibe]

yandere.ᐟ vogel × reader head canons.

660 words. yandere themes. may be ooc. features: darius vogel, nica schwarz, ring schwarz.

꒰ summary ꒱ what if an interest turned into something… more?

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ darius 𖦹 vogel ೀ 🪽

was this so-called “love,” or maybe it was a twisted obsession? regardless he had fallen too deep with (…or was it “for”?) you to go back to a point before he knew you — far too deep.

admittedly, it was initially just an interest he had toward you. he wanted to get to know you, as you were crown’s fairytale keeper.

but it was as he was getting to know you, as he spent time with you, that he came to a realization.

although the whole of humanity is inherently flawed, there was one exception: you. maybe it was because, while you remained grounded, you also remained pure. while you looked kind, there was still a gentle fire in your eyes. everything about you was a perfect balance.

even if you weren’t cursed, he felt you were fit for his “family” — and more.

because you were the one and only perfect being in his eyes; that must be why he was drawn to you. the fact he could be so close to that one perfect thing was enough to send shivers, an illusion of “love.”

“ this world has no need for those impure souls who steal the bird’s song away. i will rid the world of all of them, so won’t you sing for me, fairytale keeper? ”

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ nica 𖦹 schwartz ೀ 🍒

he normally wasn’t one for much deep affections, so what was it with you that made him think about you so often? maybe it was because even when he would act friendly with you, your reactions felt so… genuine.

yes, those reactions felt so raw — he almost couldn’t believe it himself. whenever you two ran into each other, he would casually greet you, calling you “robin” and teasing you. he gets more of a kick every time you make a retort, claiming it’s worth teasing you (playing with you). he enjoyed making you dance atop his hand.

but despite being the one teasing you, it almost seemed as though you would sometimes play with his feelings as well, making him feel something between love and bitterness.

so he would hold your hand, and play with your feelings in turn, like he would a toy. so that if you fell in love with him, he could watch you pine in an unrequited love.

he may not be able to reciprocate your feelings, but at the very least, you can fall into a bitter warmth together.

“ i told you that all you have to do is not hold my hand, but if you’ve taken it of your own will, won’t you become my plaything? until there’s nothing left to lose, for me… and for you, robin. ”

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ring 𖦹 schwartz ೀ 💍

there is no such thing as being too protective when it comes to ring. at first, he had tried to push you away, because what reason was there for you to get close to him? if dari had ordered him to kill you, he would do exactly that.

and yet, you had reached out a hand to him, asking for a friendship. nika had warned him — “you can’t make friends with them, ring” — and yet the hand that reached out to him seemed so warm and gentle…

it was a somewhat fragile friendship, and it felt like a single word from dari or nika could shatter it to a million pieces, seeing as you two were in different organizations. and yet, you had shown him so many firsts.

eventually, he became scared, anxious, even. what was this feeling?

he wanted to protect this friendship he had with you, he wanted you to show him more and more “firsts,” he wanted to protect you.

“ if dari orders me to kill you someday… i would still do it. that wouldn’t change — i owe him my own life. but, if that were ever to happen, i would kill a part of myself after for you. ” if he were to remember you, would you show him more firsts after the last?

fin.

꒰ tag list . ꒱ @drachonia @weepinglycoris @letter-from-afar @.comment to be added or removed!

[natimiles]

Lazy morning with Jude

Words: 597

Tags: scenario; fluffy; no pronouns specified; established relationship.

Notes: I did my best to make Jude sound like Jude, HAIUSEHASU. I hope this brightens your night, @/judejazza! 🤍

In the first few weeks of the relationship, it was weird for you to wake up in the morning to an empty bed and his side already cold. You wouldn’t deny it made you feel strange, and sometimes you wondered if you were disrupting his routine, or if he really wanted you there.

Jude could be rough and sadistic, but he was never a liar. If he said your company was something he enjoyed, even if he didn’t sleep that much anyway, then you knew better than to doubt his word. That and his actions, which always spoke louder.

Every night, he would cling to you as soon as you made yourself comfortable on the bed. Sometimes he wouldn’t even wait for you to settle; he would pull you down and lock you in his embrace, intertwining his legs with yours. And you’d happily nuzzle against him, deeply inhaling his scent that did wonders to relax you.

Then you grew accustomed to this routine of yours, where you usually woke up alone, but never lonely. And sometimes you were lucky enough to wake up for a few minutes and catch a glimpse of him before he left for work.

Like now. 

You wake up to something warm pressing against your forehead and hear some soft words you can’t understand. You grumble unintelligible sounds as your mind slowly wakes up. Scrunching up your nose, you flutter your eyes open, and even though it’s still dark outside, you can see a silhouette beside you.

“Jude?” you call out, your voice heavy with sleep.

“Ha?” he clicks his tongue and gently coaxes your eyes to close with his fingertips. “Go back to sleep.”

“But you—” You take his hand away, but he brings it back to your eyelids. Twice. “Jude!” you complain, holding it against your cheek now.

“Got ‘nother hand, y’know? Can put ya back to sleep real easy, princess,” he threatens, but you know he wouldn’t.

“Then just let me wish you a good day,” you say, shifting your body to get a better look at him and squeezing his hand tighter.

He could free his hand anytime, but he doesn’t, and it makes you tingly inside. He sighs loudly and bends at his waist, using his other hand to support himself on the headboard, bringing his face close to yours. You stay like this for a few moments, just looking into each other’s eyes.

“So?”

“Hm?” you furrow your eyebrows in confusion.

“Where’re my good day wishes? Can’t wait for ‘em all day.”

“Oh!” you smile, your whole face lighting up as his words sink into your brain. He almost feels the need to close his eyes to not be blinded by your brightness. “Have a good day! Take care of yourself, and come back home in one piece.” You hold his hand tighter and bring your other hand to the back of his neck, using it as leverage to lift your face slightly and peck his lips. “I love you.”

“Good princess,” he chuckles through his nose. “Now back to sleep. Love too,” he mutters so softly that you almost don’t hear it, and kisses your forehead.

You recognize the warmth and realize what the words you couldn’t understand earlier were. You can’t help but feel your cheeks blushing, and he smirks widely at your sheepish expression. He would tease you a lot if he didn’t have to leave already — he probably will when he comes back home later.

And with this cozy feeling inside, you close your eyes and try to sleep a little more.

Masterlists

[gunraekae]

Roger with a quiet MC

Diana, the Huntress - Guillaume Seignac

>ikemen villains

>Roger Barel x reader

>a/n: I know all of my works are pretty self-indulgent but this is probably my most self-indulgent post so far. Still, I hope all my quiet girlies out there enjoy this little blurb. Thank you for checking me out and enjoy! <3

Thinking about how Roger would be perfect with a quiet MC. You always had a quiet voice growing up shy in your childhood but as your anxiety developed you silenced your voice even more. Anxious about others hating you and uncaring of what you had to say, you muted your voice and insulated your thoughts to protect yourself; never speaking up so others couldn’t hate you for the words you wish you could say. The few times you did speak out of obligation, your voice was squeaky and unrefined, vocal cords unused out of fear. Occasionally, some thoughts escaped your head in quiet whispers not meant to be heard by anyone — you remained unaffected because no one could decipher your words so this was never an issue… that is, until you joined Crown.

After negotiating for your life in exchange for a brief tenure as “Fairytale Keeper” for Crown, your even more reserved nature diminished into itself even further. Before you learned everyone’s abilities, you were sent on a mission with Elbie, Alfons, and Roger (the Snow White gang) to investigate a human trafficking ring under the guise of a shipping company. The three of you needed to act as Elbie’s entourage to inquire on the business. The man you met made some unsavoury comments on the higher “value” that certain women had and you couldn’t help the curses under your breath, “Death is too merciful for men like you, you deserve only to rot in hell.” Roger couldn’t help the startled chuckle at this comment. You’ve been shy, muted, and unreadable so Roger was charmed he could finally hear your thoughts. Of course, you were even more startled that he could hear what you said so your face was hot with shame. Roger wouldn’t hear any of your embarrassed apologies and instead leaned in to whisper (much to the jealousy of Elbie and Alfons) that no matter how hard you try to suppress your voice, he will always hear what you have to say. 

Roger could confess that he selfishly liked being the only one to hear your voice sometimes. Although he knew it was better in the long-run for you to gain more confidence and finally speak your mind, it thrilled him that his Curse gave him way more of your personality than the other guys could even hope for. And he was certainly no Elbie but his own greed won him over whenever someone like Liam would have to beg and beg just to hear a word from you yet he had unlimited access to your voice all the time. Of course, he did help you slowly gain more confidence and grow more comfortable with the guys by either interpreting and repeating your words or shutting the guys up whenever you had something to say so they could all hear. A particular act you noticed was that he could tell during missions that you often shrunk into yourself so as not to hinder the operation; whenever they were stuck and you had an idea, Roger would tune into any word that left your lips (more so than usual at least) and repeat it out loud while crediting you. 

Roger’s consideration, while coming from a place of fondness, doesn’t go without payment. He tends to take credit as the first man among Crown to truly get close to you, which he uses as his justification for whenever he wants to be affectionate, teasing, or protective. After particularly difficult missions, he and Alfons (sometimes Jude as well) will take you out to drink where they hope you’ll indulge them more of yourself without so much of your anxiety holding you back. Whenever your lips began to loosen, Alfons would use the excuse of “not hearing you well enough Miss MC” to slither next to you and intimately wrap his arm around your shoulder. Roger would always block him and claim the seat next to yours as it’s “his right” as your first man (Rio?). Another you-privilege Roger indulges in is holding an entirely private conversation with you in front of the others. Guys like Liam and Elbie will whine (one more elegantly than the other) over sitting close with you so they can get just a tiny glimpse of the you that you hide, but Roger can sit on the opposite end of the room and just converse normally. Additionally, with how quieter you tend to be compared to the others, Roger is always a little worried over how you’re doing throughout the day; he strives his listening abilities to hear your small footsteps throughout the castle, the rustle of your skirt when you move around your room, and his favourite: when you sing a little song under your breath when you think no one’s listening. He’s a little protective of you, so he gladly listens in on you whenever he can (and he’s glad he’s the one who can do that). So yes, unfortunately his ears are always “on” for you. With Roger you never have to worry about repeating what you say over and over, or speaking up because the other person can’t hear you, or even just holding back. He greedily consumes every sound coming from your lips, so it’s immensely comforting you finally have a faithful listener to the repressed yapper in you. 

In short, Roger would be a dream to have around girls who tend to be shyer and have quiet voices. He’s always there to listen, tease, protect, and be with you. And don’t worry, he adores you and your quiet presence because the possessive and greedy man in him gets to be the only one for you in this way. 

Bonus: It’s not explicitly stated but I feel that out of the other guys, Elbie also tends to have a quieter voice. He has such a soft tone that grows even gentler with you because he finds you so precious and as something to protect the first time he hears your voice. He understands the struggle of having a quieter voice but never had to feel silenced/overlooked because of his enormous aura or have to repeat what he said because everyone was already paying such rapt attention to him. In a way, he feels possessively protective of you (does that make sense?) because he’s the only other one to know your struggles but simultaneously doesn’t experience the hardships from it. So he takes on the pleasant burden (don’t worry he loves it) of being your voice whenever you don’t want to speak. After noticing (and admittedly growing jealous of) how Roger has an intimate bond with you, he’ll trail very close to you so he never misses what you say. You catch him just full on watching you sometimes, paying such close attention to your lips and whenever they move that you’re always warm in the face because of it. So if you’re a shy and quiet girl, it’s almost a 2-for-1 deal that you get two handsome guys hanging on to your every word! 

[judenostopwaitkeepgoing]

MASTERLIST 😈

*MDNI!*

A/N: I only write the EN-released characters! So no Vogel HCs for IkeVil and no Tanzanite/Acroite/Kogyoku HCs for IkePri! Sorry! I'll write these characters eventually, I promise! I will also add IkeSen and IkeVamp content eventually! Thank you for reading in the meantime! 🫶

Ikemen Villains:

Crown's Favorite Kinks! 😈

Your Villain as a CEO 👔

Your Villain Buys You Lingerie 🌸

Your Villain... On a Leash!? 🐶

Your Villain Against a Wall 🫠

Your Villain to the Rescue 🪽

Telling Your Villain That You're Expecting 👶

Ikemen Prince:

IkePrince's Favorite Kinks! 😈

[muvlanc]

-> BZZT... ELLIS IS DREAMING OF YOU.

Not proofread, just here for my pookie @chartreuxhue. No particular established relationship beyond Ellis being smitten with you. Also, I admit freely I don't really know this character so if anything is glaringly wrong, feel free to tell me (I insist you do, in fact).

ELLIS TWILIGHT x AFAB! READER

NSFW! BELOW THE CUT ->

A warmth bubbled in Ellis’ chest. Somehow the gentle sensation was both light and suffocating as it perforated through his body and he recognized the feeling immediately – happiness. Alongside that glow was something heavier and hotter, something he did not need to ponder to feel deep in the bottom of his stomach and below where his belt typically rested. 

And it was all because of you. Because of the way you threw your head back like it was too much to bother to keep it up when you could simply relish in the way he bucked up into your heat with a barely reined-in hunger. Your swollen lips wet with drool spewed his name in a near incoherent chant and Ellis thought he might do anything to keep you with him forever. He settled for tightening his grip on your waist, feeling a twisted swell of pride and desire as his fingertips made indents in your soft skin. Looking from where his body met yours to your face, Ellis thought you were unbelievably beautiful. It was a wonder Elbert had not tried to swoop in and steal you away. But he supposed this side of you was only for him, and selfishly he liked it that way. 

“I love you, Ellis,” you said, your hands scrambling for purchase on his chest as you spasmed on his cock, riding out your climax so frantically he could not help the growing excitement in his loins. Your knees pressed into his hips as you peaked, and Ellis wondered if marriage would make you happy—he knew his own answer when you leaned over his face with gently closed eyes and one of your soft hands slid from his chest to cradle his face sweetly in preparation for an equally saccharine kiss. 

“Ellis,” you said, in a voice clearer than your previous mumblings and with the conviction of someone utterly invested. His eyes fluttered shut in anticipation of that devotion manifest.

“Ellis,” you repeated, and he was awakened with a start. 

You–clothed now–stood next to him in the library where he had fallen asleep waiting on Jude. Bent at the hip, you hovered over his face to press the back of your hand to his cheek with your fingertips just barely brushing against his dark curls. Your brows were furrowed, not completely unlike how they were when he was hitting it just right merely a few seconds prior in his filthy mind. He could not tell whether it was the familiarity and desire to have his hand on you or the defensive instinct instilled with necessity to be a part of Crown that made his hand shoot to your wrist, but you responded only with more concern as you tried to pull your hand from his with an agape mouth. 

“I’m sorry, I just wanted to see if you were okay. You’ve been asleep for a while now,” you said, pretty eyes averted from where he held you.

“Don’t apologize,” he whispered, unable and unwilling to stop the smile that curved his lips. “Will you join me?” 

That caught your attention. 

Your eyes swept over his lounging figure, strewn over the sofa in what was so much more uninhibited when he was looking at you with darkened purple eyes and when he had such an obvious… problem pressed against the confines of his pants. 

He knew you had seen, how could he hide it from you when you were the cause? Firmly, he pulled you closer. “Please?” He asked, appeased already by your proximity. What was he even inviting you to do? He himself did not know. Whether you thought this was a propositioning or a darling attempt at siding himself up against you made no difference to Ellis. Closeness was closeness, so long as it was with you and he could not protest to either.

Your face flushed and you yanked your hand back with a blip of stuttered nonsense before taking a step back. He then understood how you had taken it. 

“Sorry! I think I told Jude I’d help him with something!” You cried, turning tail and rushing out of the door just as the aforementioned Crown member was about to enter. Jude offered a displeased “hah?” and a raised brow but the only reply you offered for your blatant and disproven lie was a flash of hair disappearing around the corner.

[secretly-zel]

these mcs r wild bro

mc witnessed like 5 murders and she’s just chilling

like WHAT

i’m reading william’s route rn and this dude murdered someone so gruesomely and mc wakes up the next morning like up im cool 😜

GIRL WHAT

[witheredgardenparty]

Reciprocity

Read on AO3 (AO3 Account)

(This might look familiar. Author moved blogs.)

Jude Jazza x g/n Reader

It starts with a peach. (or, the one where you try to pay back a debt.)

Warnings: the game is canonically dark romance, canon typical violence, no one gets (seriously) injured this time, liberties taken with Jude's accent, liberties taken in general since the game isn't actually localized yet, Reader is in MC's position but we're ignoring the presets, other characters are briefly mentioned/present, mild allusions to canon events, overly descriptive food as an analogy for falling in love but no one is happy about it

Work Count: 2.0k

It starts with a peach. Or, well, it starts with a snide remark about staring and manners. The embarrassment is almost enough to make a mess of things. Whatever had compelled you to invite this man, of all possible men, to lunch? Yet, no matter how cruel he tries to be, Jude still shares his dessert with you.

He offers the single slice on the tip of his own fork, presents it to your mouth. You blush, but accept it with cautious, trembling lips. The meat is balanced and floral, the skin’s fuzz only just enough to tickle. It smells of marzipan, of roses. It feels like warm feet on damp earth just after the storm. It tastes like summer.

He brings it up again. And again. And again. Something about debt and repayments. Reciprocity is the tenet he lives by. The rest are just suggestion.

...please read the rest on AO3. (Requires an Account)

[sylacris]

— chrysanthemums.

elbert greetia x gn! reader

content: sfw ; angst ; character study ; mild(?) spoilers for william’s route ; victorian flower language ; self indulgent (screw plot)

(partially) inspired by: tonight you belong to me by patience and prudence

word count: ~754

a/n: first ikevil fic, trying to wrap my head around the characters …

Of course Elbert knows you belong to Will.

After all, you were the most beautiful when you're with him. He's seen the image many times throughout your stay in the castle. The way you light up when William enters the room, the lift in your voice when speaking to him, the love in your eyes when William is reflected on it.

The way that William is the reason for your beauty.

If the gods pried into his brain and search for the question he's asked the most—the question thought to himself in fitful nights of longing and early morning blues, something that even Elbert feels guilty of admitting through words— it would be:

Why?

Why you? Why William? Why not him-

That was the thing he has been trying to find the answer for ever since his own eyes landed on you that night. A robin caught in a gathering of villains, like a single white rose in a bush of red. He had almost wanted to pluck you and keep you to himself. Until William’s voice chimed in, recognizing you, and you, who shared the same sentiment.

A month passed by in a blur, it was easy for Elbert to get lost in time. But he would always remember the determination in your eyes in that meeting regarding the papers detailing the “crimes” of William Rex. Your eyes shone with a beauty brought out by the King himself.

You'd almost caught him marvelling at the sight of you.

He wanted to help, one way or another. However, the Crown could not move under the name of the Queen, or in large groups due to the risks in secrecy, so he asked Alfons to act in his stead.

“Your ability is suitable for infiltrating the enemy headquarters… May I trouble you to go with them?”

In the end, he's aware of why it was William you chose. It was a fact that he knew deep down in his heart, something he'd rarely acknowledge and yet will resurface everytime his mind wanders to the thought of you.

William Rex is everything that Elbert Greetia isn't.

And in that very fact alone lies Elbert’s own tragedy. One that'll slowly eat him up from the inside until there's nothing left but the remains of a monomanic yearning.

Not every beautiful thing could be his, Alfons would poke in the playful manner that he usually dons. But perhaps his words do hold weight in this situation.

It's alright, he can settle for watching from afar.

(No he can't. His curse could never allow it. He wants, he wants, he wants... And that was how his destiny wrote itself in tragedy.)

Elbert knows of the fact that he's awful at suppressing his tendencies. Hands that can't be kept to himself, always wandering to something he'd desire, it was usually a question of when he'll have it- rarely a question of if, up until now at least.

Those same hands that desired more, now held yours in a slow waltz.

"Al informed me that William went out on a mission... I was… quite surprised to find out that you did not come along with him."

"It's because it's quite late, and William insisted that I stay behind tonight."

step, step, step.

A dance across the garden, that was his invitation. Indulging in the opportunity that arose in William's absence. It was Elbert’s own way of satiating his want.

(though it will never be enough)

Some part of him feared that by interacting with you like this, he'd yet again desire for more. More than a longing stare across the dining table, more than a dance in the garden, more than just his hand in yours.

“How about you, Lord Elbert? You seem troubled these days.”

“...Ah, how so?”

And just as both of you reached the middle of the pavilion, you let go. The coldness setting on his hands faster than he'd like in the absence of your warmth.

And in the next breath, you'd take your leave- greeting the wistful earl a goodnight. Heels clicking as you step out of the pavilion and into the moonlight, until you were nothing but a distant figure, one he did not take his eyes off until you'd reach the confines of the castle, your silhouette disappearing from his sight

And once again, he stood alone in the garden pavilion.

The yellow chrysanthemums looked bitter under the moonlight, and he knows that those same flowers would never bloom in an azure hue.

© sylacris. 2024 —

[archetype-earth]

William, who drags his long nails over your back in a soothing gesture, gently washing away the stress of the day. Harrison, who softly reads out the latest book he bought, as you resist falling asleep on his shoulder. Liam, who gives you a head massage, trained fingers running over with firm yet gentle scratches. Elbert, whose arms are less of a cage, and more of a sanctuary as he holds you close. Alfons, who laughs in your ear, his tone airy and eager to keep your mood just as light. Roger, who gently kisses and licks his way up your face as fatigue and anxiety manifests in the form of tears. Jude, who starts to scheme and think about how he's going to ruin all those who make your life harder, rubbing his fingers over your skin delicately. Ellis, who does anything and everything just to see the glimpse of your smile, ever so reverent. Victor, who puts on a magic show, his top act is making a genuine smile appear on your face out of nowhere.

[luvscribbles]

Ikemen Villains and SmartPhones

ever wonder how the ikevil boys would use modern day phones ? :)

fan headcanons

𑁍ࠬܓ self insert (x reader), gender neutral, sfw

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William — Casual user

William mainly uses his phone for communication purposes. He treats it as a convenient tool, not a lifeline. He doesn’t particularly hate technology, but he won’t go out of his way to use it either.

Like a true socializer, if there’s something that needs to be discussed, he would rather do it in person! But when that’s not possible, he will make do with what he has.

He prefers calls over text, even if the conversation only lasts a few seconds. William purposely sends ambiguous messages to confuse you into calling him. He has perfect grammar and punctuation, and he rarely uses emojis, so it’s hard to interpret the meaning of his text.

He thinks abbreviations are odd. When you sent “LMAO” for the first time, he was highly confused, even after you explained what it meant.

You also had to explain that the skull emoji is mainly used in contexts like “dying of laughter”— not actual death.

Victor — Enthusiastic user

Victor went out and bought a phone just to see what the fuss was about, and unsurprisingly, he grew fond of the little device.

Absolutely loves FaceTime. Seeing your face on such a small screen makes him giddy with amusement. It’s similar to how an elderly person would interact with technology. He gets wayyy too close to the screen, examining all the details in your background. He also projects his voice as if you’re somewhere far away in a distant land. It’s honestly so adorable.

Victor is a fast learner. Once you explain the basics, he will use all kinds of emojis, GIFS, stickers, etc. And he creates several different group chats with members of the crown.

Despite all this, Victor is good at limiting his screen time. Once he sets his phone down, he doesn’t use it until hours later. He’s a busy guy!

(One more thing— he is fascinated with the “Is it Cake?” trend)

Harrison — Minimal user

Harry isn’t opposed to trying new things. He buys a phone just to keep himself in the loop of current trends and tech-advances, but after a few days of messing around with it, he’s bored.

Phones aren’t really his thing. He gave it a shot, didn’t like it, and now he’s stuck with this expensive chunk of metal in his pocket. Harry forgets he even has a phone most of the time.

Victor has his number added to 10+ group chats, so he often mutes notifications. When you text him, it may take hours to get a response. He’s not ignoring you! His phone is just on silent.

Definitely abuses the “Do Not Disturb” function. If you’re in an emergency situation, do not call this man. Your chances of getting an answer are incredibly slim. He’s likely to leave his phone in a separate room somewhere, so he won’t see your call until later.

For Harry, there’s only one positive thing about having a phone: Audiobooks. However, it must be narrated by the author!

He doesn’t care for E-books unless it’s impossible to get his hands on the physical copy.

Liam — Obsessive user

Liam was the first crown member to purchase a phone. As soon as he heard about a new device that can do almost anything, there was no stopping him.

Social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram are his favorite. Within a week, he’s already on the rise to becoming an influencer. Consistent posts like selfies and latte art do well on Instagram. As for TikTok, he records mini vlogs related to theatre life. The fans love it.

With your permission, he would love to create relationship content as well. For example, videos of your night time routine as a couple would easily go viral. Matching pajamas? Hell yeah. Matching face mask for skin care? Double hell yeah + sponsorship.

Unlike Harrison, Liam’s response time is super quick. He hardly ever misses a call, especially when it’s you. In fact, he has a special ringtone for your number specifically. Anything related to you is customized in the cutest way. Your contact name is followed by a series of heart emojis!

Elbert — Passive user

Elbert uses his phone to communicate with you. That’s it. No social media, no games, no music— nothing. Mobile apps aren’t appealing to him. Interesting, yes, but not enough to hold his attention for hours. Much like the other items in his bedroom, it goes untouched for quite some time. He’d rather give his attention to you.

Given how little he uses his phone, it remains in pristine condition, almost like it came straight from the box. He doesn’t have a screen protector or phone case. It’s literally just a bare naked phone with the same pre-programmed lock screen photo.

Elbert has to take extra precautions to ensure his number doesn’t get leaked. There are photos of him all over the internet, usually posted by fan blogs or gossip articles. Aside from Alfons (and maybe Victor), you’re his only other contact.

Whenever he has to separate from you, he’ll carry his phone to keep in touch. Knowing he can speak with you at any given time eases his worries. He’ll ask you to turn on your location in case of emergencies.

Elbert is a slow typer. You’ll see the speech bubble pop up for several minutes before he finally sends “Okay…” (Yes, he uses the three dots on purpose). It’s better to call.

Sadly, he is prone to falling for online scams that over exaggerate the beauty of a product.

Alfons — Expert user

Alfons decided to buy a phone because— why not? Hearing everyone rave about the device was enough to pique his interest. He was impressed with how much one could do with just a swipe of their finger. The possibilities were endless. How could he not like such an invention?

There’s a lot of questionable content on his phone. Apps you’ve never heard of, anonymous forums, obscure photos, etc. He doesn’t hide it either. You’re more than welcome to check his phone. There isn’t a secret code or required Face ID, but search at your own risk…

Alfons is labeled as an “expert user” because he knows how to use a phone pretty well. This isn’t to say he’s super tech-savvy, but he’s aware of all the specific functions and features. The crown members, mainly Elbert, ask him to help with simple things like connecting to the WiFi. (it’s like when your parents ask you to fix the computer and all you needed to do was push the power button)

Roger — Occasional user

Of course, Roger was intrigued by the invention of smartphones. As an avid researcher, he felt compelled to test its full capabilities. Google and AI captured his attention the most. Programs that claim to have all the answers tend to give him a good laugh. He loves to fool the system into giving an incorrect answer!

Once he’s done experimenting, his phone usage drops dramatically, much like a kid who abandons their new toy after a week. As new smartphones are released, he doesn’t bother upgrading. The additional camera lens isn’t worth anything to him. They’re all the same as far as he’s concerned.

Roger doesn’t pay much attention to his phone unless someone is trying to contact him, but don’t even bother sending him a text; he will call you instead. Any conversation that might take longer than five minutes is an automatic phone call. He doesn’t see the point in talking over text. It takes longer than necessary. Even if you send a simple “Hey wyd”, he’s calling immediately.

Anytime he notices you spending too much time on your phone, he reminds you of the health consequences, like short attention span and poor eyesight. Usually, he’s teasing, but if you’re showing signs of addiction, he gets concerned.

Jude — Business only user

Initially, Jude refused to get a smartphone. He noticed how people mindlessly walked down the streets, completely absorbed in their phones and unaware of their surroundings. The change in atmosphere made him extra cautious. Even as his business partners began to integrate technology in their companies, he wasn’t quick to follow suit. After lots of research, he decided to buy a phone and a laptop for trading purposes only.

With new advances in technology, cybercrime is steadily on the rise. Jude doesn’t partake in it, but he makes sure he’s not a victim of it by keeping his personal data safe. He has anti-virus software, VPNS, lengthy passwords, triple authentication— any protection system you can think of. It may seem a bit overboard, but considering his reputation, it’s very necessary.

Texting Jude can be difficult. If it’s not important, he’s likely to leave you on read for several hours. Sometimes it’s on purpose, other times he simply doesn’t have time to respond. Similar to Roger, he would rather call than exchange messages.

FaceTime is pointless. Jude always has bad connection.

Also, news travels fast over the internet, so printed newspaper articles start to decline, which annoys him.

Ellis — Normal user

Ellis is a simple guy. If smartphones make people happy, that’s a green flag in his book. It's a magical device that grants wishes. How could he complain? Now he can talk to you while he’s away at work! Well— at least he tries to.

Ellis attempted to FaceTime you during missions, but it didn’t work out so well. One minute you were chatting like usual, then suddenly the camera was flying in twenty different directions because he was in the middle of a fight.

In the end, he resorted to sending text messages throughout the day, just reminding you that he misses you. That’s all he can manage before Jude scolds him for being too “lovey-dovey” during work hours.

You’re not the only person he communicates with. He has over 50 contacts, possibly more, all because he offers his number to any civilian who might need help. Nearly half the town can contact him.

Due to his popularity, notifications are constantly appearing on his phone. He has to turn it on silent when you’re together, which doesn’t bother him. Devoting all his attention to you is never a difficult task, and he wants your attention in return. Ellis will get jealous if you constantly use your phone around him, so keep that in mind.

His wallpaper is a photo of you and him. He also bought matching phone charms :D

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[corpseri]

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐒 (𝐓𝐖𝐒𝐓)

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𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: LMAO GUYS MISS ME IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR. I have a lot of requests so I wanna do them. I actually started this one like a year ago but then I stopped so I genuinely dk what I was on at the time of writing this but lmao enjoy

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Finds the tsum very amusing

The tsum can't exactly eat human food, so it's just awkwardly pawing at the strawberries at the little basket full of them

Lets it rest on his shoulder as he goes about his day, chuckling when the tsum releases little squeals in agreement or anger

I like to think that the tsums — while having similar personalities as the suitor — has different tsums they interact with

The Willy tsum likes to vibe with Roger tsum, I don't make the rules (I do)

Has some weird tsum beef with the Ellis tsum, William just stares as both tsums argue in tsumanese

I like to think that the tsum rests on William's head as he reads a book, slapping his hand away when he hasn't finished the page Will was about to turn (it can't read)

Attempts to feed it strawberries, asks Roger to make a tsum substitute for the berry so they can both enjoy it

Enjoys the tsum's company

#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘

Very interested in the tsum

Gives it a little squeeze, very amused when it lets out a squeal, like a rubber ducky

Let's the tsum wander off, as long as it doesn't cause trouble (it did)

Finds the tsum covered in flour with Victor's tsum as the man himself gushes over how cute they are (he didn't stop it)

To Harry's dismay, his and Victor's tsums are two peas in a pod, holding each other's tiny tsum hands as they tsumanese throughout the castle

I like to think Harry's tsum is very eepy, so after a long day (half an hour) of delinquent activity (running around the place) the tsum makes its way to his resting space, his human counterpart's lap

Says he doesn't care for the tsum, but actively searches for an unused tissue to cover the tsum like a little blanket (he got attached)

Enjoys the silence with the sleeping baby until Victor tsum tackles Harry's tsum (bro was not amused)

#𝐋𝐈𝐀��� 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Squeezes the tsum in the beginning like Harry — but does that for an hour before realising it could hurt the tsum

Follows that thing till the ends of the Earth, surprisingly learns a lot from it

It hangs out with Ellis tsum, spectating as it beefs with Will's tsum. It also enjoys Jude's tsum, resting its whole body on Jude tsum's one as they slowly start deflating to the ground

Likes making itself bigger randomly, like Liam could be cuddling a smol baby, then in a second its a body pillow (he doesn't mind)

Disappointed when his tsum doesn't hang out with the Harry tsum

Liam notices that his tsum doesn't feel the need to satisfy his curiosity, but feels proud knowing his tsum is a drama queen (deflating Jude)

Sees it speaking tsumanese to the Elbert tsum, it looks like they're having a nice conversation, until Elbert tsum John Cena's the other tsum into the ground

Then sees Elbert tsum help it back up and was just??? Confused???

Likes sleeping inside Liam's shirt — just cuddled in there like a cutie

#𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

Throws it

Immediately throws it

Idk why he wanted to try something out

Got jumpscared when the tsum came back and started assaulting him

It saw the Elbert tsum and randomly started face-butting its face — Alfonse doesn't know whether its trying to attack it or trying to kiss it (both)

It snores. Not actual snores but the mi mi mi mi mi mi

Alfonse will be carrying out his duties and sees his tsum staring out the window, completely still having a mid-life crisis

Thinks its going to jump

Picks it up and rocks it like a baby (he doesn't know what to do)

Turns out the tsum fell asleep and in anger it started assaulting Alfonse again

It has beef with Jude tsum. There's no reason for that bro woke up one day and said "annihilate"

Alfonse holds the tsum like its a bagel

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀

Should I lock the tsum away

Pokes the tsum

Then squishes the cheeks

Then pats the head

Then bites it (yum)

Likes how the tsum rests its body on his pillows in his bed

Covers it up before going about his day

Comes back to see all his shit on the floor, the walls, everything disorganised perfectly clean

With its special tsum powers, it spent the whole day cleaning his room

Thanks the tsum

Then cuddles the tsum

A very productive day

Until Alfonse tsum breaks in and cuddles Elbert tsum as well

Now all three cuddle

They're very cute, he thinks

Makes sure to cover both tsums in his blanket before they all fall asleep

#𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Immediately experiments on it

He doesn't harm it, just wants to know what it's made out of and stuff

Likes to see that it doesn't really go out much, it's easy to keep an eye on it

Very amused to see William's tsum along with William enter the basement so the tsums can interact in tsumanese

As they converse, the two hoomans engage in light conversation about life (idk)

Makes a boxing ring for William tsum and Ellis tsum to fight (everyone saw. It was beautiful)

It doesn't float around much, normally resting on Roger's shoulder with the tsum glasses taken off and left aside on the table (bro wanted his beauty sleep)

Roger enjoys the tsum's company — finds it rather adorable

Spends the day in peaceful solitude with him, his dog and the baby tiny tsum (they're so cute I love them)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

Doesn't want the tsum

Annoyed when the tsum buzzes around everywhere, knocking down everything

Orders Ellis to control it

For some reason he thought that their lives are connected to the tsum's life, so he was confused when the Ellis tsum wandered off somewhere

Like four hours in, the tsum practically dragged the man to the basement (to watch the Ellis tsum vs William tsum fight)

He didn't say anything. He just stared at the fighting tsums along with the tsums letting out battle cries (cute squeals) in support in whichever tsum

After that eventful moment, he drags his tsum (fists the daylights out of it) back to his office while it rests on his desk near him

Jude finds his eyes wandering to the small tsum on his desk, prodding it lightly with his fingers

Looks up to see Alfonse tsum entering his office. Didn't know what it was gonna do until he finds it assaulting Jude's tsum (bro was not gonna let that slide)

Picks up the tsum and opens the window, throwing it out and shutting it immediately

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

He likes his tsum :)

It's small and cute, fits in his palm

I can guarantee he takes his tsum everywhere in his hands cupped like he's asking for money

Giggles when the tsum snuggles up to him

Thought everything was going to be great until it's eyes caught on William's tsum and said "bitch it's on sight"

He was confused

Perplexed

Somehow he ended up in the basement watching the tsums scrap in a makeshift boxing ring

No one knows which tsum won, they just left the ring at the same time

The tsums probably do, but they can’t exactly speak

He thugs it out with Liam's tsum on occasion, Ellis is also surprised to see the two tsums conversing as if they were best buddies even though the human counterparts don't engage in conversation that well

Takes it upon himself that day to learn more about Liam

#𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑

Falls in love with his tsum

Constantly yaps about how cute and adorable it is, and enjoys running his fingers through the tsum's hair, as it often dangles from its fat body

Does his duties around the castle with the tsum in tow, constantly asking the tsum for any ideas or their agreement (it can't talk) and looks crazy to anyone who walks past

Very amused seeing his tsum and Harry's tsum hitting it off so well, it makes his wonder if him and Harry could ever be like that

Tells the tsum that he will not accept any mischief and debauchery here and that it should behave then turns around and hears a vase break (it wasn't him I swear)

Similar to how Victor likes to run his fingers through the tsum's hair, I think the tsum as well would do the same if it had fingers, instead it just runs its whole body behind his back as a form of comfort which the man does appreciate

Spends lots of time finding it a nice blanket for the tsum to sleep in because it might die of heat if it rests under his blanket, so he finds a cute piece of felt or fabric that fits it nicely

Pokes it when he's bored

©️umi-adxhira [22/09/2023] 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

[fairylibe]

Trick with elbie!!!

potions and ocean kisses.

425 words. halloween event. features: elbert greetia × gn! reader, alfons sylvatica, roger barel (mentioned).

꒰ summary ꒱ it would appear that elbert has procured a vial containing some mysterious contents.

“al.” elbert held up a small vial containing what roger called mysterious contents, the liquid within a vibrant pink color. “...is this beautiful?”

his friend spared a glance at the potion-like liquid and let out a sigh, an exasperated smile playing on his lips. he opened his mouth, about to say his usual, ‘no — not as much as you,’ when a thought occurred to him.

a thought laced with a tad bit of mischief.

“...i would say it’s beautiful enough to show to your adorable (y/n), no?”

a small pause. elbert whirled the contents in the vial with a thoughtful expression. “...i see.”

——“and that was what happened.” elbert finished his story of how he had this suspicious looking concoction, to say the least, rendering you speechless.

looking at how pink it was, you couldn’t help but wonder just what was roger making every day down in the basement.

or, more importantly...

“why did alfons say that? doesn’t he usually say something like ‘it’s not as beautiful as you?’”

“i did think that as well,” elbert whispered, “but at the same time, i trust al to give me the answer.”

that i get, but maybe... trust al a little less in the future. just a little less.

“so, uhm, what should we do with this...?”

“...do you want to taste it?”

“...what?”

“if it was a dangerous substance, al would have said so, i think.”

“...you think?”

if it was one of roger’s drugs, it probably had some strange effect to it, considering they have turned you doll-sized before. it would hardly be a stretch to say this wouldn’t do something similar.

you opened the cap and brought it to your nose.

“agh——” you coughed, bringing the vial quickly away from your nose. “what is this!? it smells sickeningly sweet!” some aphrodisiac?

elbert seemed surprised, his oceanic blue eyes spiraling and shadowing over with worry. he reached out to you, gently putting his hands on your shoulders in a reassuring gesture. “are you alright?”

“y-yes, it was just a bit... too sweet...”

elbert thought for a moment, and then his lips seemed to curl into a small smile, possessing an almost enchanting quality. “what if we kiss?”

“k-kiss...?” your mind was still a bit woozy.

“if we kiss a very sweet kiss...” elbert stole your lips, taking your breath away and seeming to clear away the cloud in your mind. the kiss lasted long enough so you could take in the scent that reminded you of the beach.

“...perhaps that may do the trick.”

fin.

꒰ tag list . ꒱ @weepinglycoris @velisle @candiedcoffeedrops @drachonia @.comment to be added or removed!

꒰ dedication . ꒱ @myusuchaa | an ikévil drabble! 🎃

[natimiles]

Your beloved Jude (Jude x reader)

Summary: He knows you don’t want to celebrate your birthday. So Jude gives you something no one else can: his time and his love.

Words: 479

Tags: taking a bath together, but still sfw; swearing; soft Jude. 

Notes: @/judejazza Happy Birthday, Mrs. Jazza! I hope you have a lovely day with Mr. Jazza! He might be a little OOC, but it’s your birthday and you deserve boyfriend!Jude as a gift 🤍

He knows you don’t want to celebrate your birthday. Jude didn’t start dating you last week; you guys have been together for almost a year, and he already knows you like the palm of his hand by now. So instead of a big party at Crown, a fancy birthday cake, or an expensive gift, Jude gives you something no one else can: his time and his love.

It was a shock when he told you that morning what he planned to do, and your cookie almost fell from your mouth. However, after a few curses from him, you realized it wasn’t a dream; it was really your boyfriend in front of you, proposing to pamper you the whole afternoon.

That’s how you end up in his bathtub, with Jude sitting behind you while he silently washes your hair.

His long fingers comb your strands in such a kind way, careful not to pull any knots and hurt you, that anyone would doubt this is The Jude Jazza. His pads gently massage your scalp, his nails sometimes scratch you, but not in a hurtful way — rather, in a relaxing one.

The love with which he touches you may seem weird to anyone outside your relationship. However, you know Jude very well, and you know he can be the best and most loving boyfriend when it’s just the two of you. Not romantic, no; you probably would never hear him professing his love at the top of his lungs or saying those corny things people say in books. But he’ll take care of you and make sure you’re good and satisfied — just as you do for him.

He twirls your hair and puts it in a bun atop your head, and his touch moves down to your shoulders. His warm hands squeeze and work on the knots there. His rough palms slide down your lower back, making you melt into his hands and almost become one with the water.

You close your eyes, and your head falls forward as he applies the perfect amount of pressure, a satisfied sigh escaping your lips.

“Oi, don’t fall asleep here, princess,” he speaks low and close to your ear, but in the silence, his voice resonates throughout the bathroom. It’d be intimidating if you didn’t know that’s not what he meant.

“I won’t,” you sigh again, lifting your head and looking at him over your shoulder. “But it’s really nice.”

“Of course it’s nice. Who do you think is giving you this fucking massage?”

You chuckle at his response, your body shaking lightly. “My beloved Jude.”

“Ha, that’s right.” He kisses your shoulder blades, and you can feel the smug smirk on his lips against your skin. “Happy birthday, princess,” he murmurs against you.

“Thank you,” you smile.

And he gives you a sweet kiss — the first of many more that come right after.

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