#If it was Valentino then that's a given
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Imagine that since Vox loses control of himself while in his demonic form, he attacks everything on sight. But Valentino and Velvette are safe because he subconsciously remembers them as his "family" so they're safe and need to be protected.
That instinct to protect family while he's in his full demonic form is much stronger with Tino which is why he's the only one that's able to fully handle Vox while in this form. And it makes Valentino happy as much as it saddens him that Vox trusts him fully in this form.
Velvette is safe from getting attacked and is able to calm him down while he's in this form. But she can't really make Vox do anything else like order him around.
Alastor on the other hand is... complicated. While he's in his full demonic form he can't control himself on what he'll do. Will he attack? Will he kill? Will he protect? Will he listen? Vox doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
Despite all of Vox and Alastor's fighting and rivalry, there's still a fine line they don't cross. So they won't be permanently hurt even more. So that the other wouldn't actually die unless the push really came to a shove.
Vox can't ensure anything if he went full demonic form on Alastor. If he'll live or he'll die. And he's terrified of what he actually feels for Alastor. What his true unchained self would reveal if he loses full control around Alastor.
#may asher rambles#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel vees#hazbin hotel alastor#radiostatic#staticmoth#Vox coming across Alastor while he's in his full demonic form can either be extremely angsty#or suprisingly hilarious#Imagine if under all of his complicated and sad feelings for Alastor- Vox acts like a happy dog around him while he's in his demonic form#Alastor is extremely confused because what the fuck? Why is terrifying eldritch abomination Vox acting like a happy puppy around him?#If it was Valentino then that's a given#But Alastor?? Despite... despite everything? What a mixed feelings jambalaya to swallow
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wild that most motogp journalists don’t mention the ~Iannone of it all~ more when discussing Sepang 2015
so right before the Extremely Consequential Question is asked, Iannone is asked about the abuse he is receiving online for obstructing Valentino’s chances at winning Phillip Island. Iannone is the one Vale’s fans have decided to lash out at more after the race — not Marc!
but Vale comes to Iannone’e defense immediately & DECISIVELY. says that he thinks those people maligning Iannone online are NOT true fans & are in fact idiots
then after comes THEE question & answer where Valentino shares his Spanish conspiracy theories. and everyone, including Marc, just kind of laughs because like…is he being serious with this???
and the journalists follow up. immediately after Vale gives his answer, they ask Marc his opinion & he’s still kind of laughing & not totally sure what to make of it
BUT THEN. they go to the other guy who was involved in that Phillip Island battle. and Iannone immediately & decisively backs up Vale & says “yes. Marc was playing with us”. and from there you can really see the shift in the room & in how seriously Marc is taking this. after Iannone answers, he stops laughing & stammers through his next response, which is a more comprehensive defense of his racing and Phillip Island
but it’s pretty clear that until that point, Marc doesn’t totally think it’s real. he thinks it’s some kind of joke he’s just not fully in on yet. but then the second it becomes clear that Iannone & Vale have discussed this separately (i think, anyway…their answers are too coordinated imo for them to have not) he realizes no. it’s Serious. and he responds as such
idk I just find Iannone’s influence so fascinating & under-discussed, both in the Phillip Island race AND the Sepang Presser!
#true Shakespearean shit that he also murdered a seagull that race#like if u wrote that it’d be too on the nose#andrea iannone#marc marquez#valentino rossi#sepang 2015#motogp#i just find his involvement so interesting given the implications of his & Marc’s earlier careers!!
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SO. I know we all picked up on Valentino owning a Fizz bot, but just WHAT is with the multiple sets of tail feathers in pots around his room?
Ozzie's tail feathers.
(Guess copping Ozzie's aesthetic as decoration is a thing folk do, even outside the lust ring? Invoke the embodiment of lust in your decor?)
#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#valentino hazbin hotel#helluva boss ozzie#if it was ONE set of tail feathers I'd figure there was a story there. but given how many it is it must just be decor.
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For those that drink, what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
"Rye."
"Bourbon. I'm especially partial to a good apple bourbon."
"I like an apple martini!"
"Probably a cosmo."
"Just cheap whiskey."
"I'm a sucka' for shots of cinnamon whiskey!"
"I liked that one too!"
"Well, I've mostly only had wine, and I never really paid attention to the brand because I never bought it for myself, but I knew I prefer a sweet wine, for sure!"
"That's a tough one, but I'll go with a daquiri."
"I enjoy anything with tequila."
#this is the second time i've given vox my favorite drink#i saw some hc it on tiktok and i haven't been able to let it go#also is it obvious i don't know many drinks outside whiskey?#anon#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#vox#hazbin hotel vox#lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#angel#hazbin hotel angel dust#husk#hazbin hotel husk#cherri#hazbin hotel cherri bomb#niffty#hazbin hotel niffty#charlie#hazbin hotel charlie#velvette#hazbin hotel velvette#valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel ask blog#ask blog#rp blog#hazbin hotel roleplay#hazbin hotel rp blog
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...COULD you elaborate on your thoughts on stella?
sorry if this is rambly, i just got home from work lol, but 👍
i think ultimately stella is a misogynistic stereotype (stupid bitch bimbo dumb bitch wife who is dumber than all the men around her and ruining her husbands life because she's just genetically built to be evil, because she's a woman-) at best, and a complete waste of potential at worst. it's insane how many people gloss over the abusive situation she was put in, because the narrative designated her as mean to good boy stolas. functionally a mail-order bride who was forced to sleep with a man she didn't like until she was a teen mum. horrific.
i don't mind the idea of her being abusive inherently - i think that the way they went about it is quite possibly the most juvenile, childish writing decision, though. she's mean and evil ummmmm because she is and she's been that way since birth. i get it, not all abusers have 'reasons' for lack of better word to be that way, but even the most rotten egg probably won't go 'well i do it cuz i wanna!' and have that be, like, the truth, especially when motivations for stella are right there. also, this is like...a story. you're meant to be saying something! why did you take the most boring 1-note way out in your narrative fiction?
like i said, she's functionally a mail-order bride. she's less powerful than stolas, more to lose in a divorce. she lost her teen years to an arranged marriage - can that not be a motivation? can she not take out that anger and grief on stolas, couldn't she have projected those feelings onto him? is that not more compelling? it doesn't make it ok, of course, if she abuses someone to ease her own pain, but it's compelling. it makes her a character.
maybe she tried to make it work with stolas because she has more to lose, and he didn't reciprocate, so that manifests in anger towards him. maybe she's mad this is the life she ended up with. maybe stolas suggests divorce much earlier because they're both unhappy and this makes her upset, since again, she has more to lose. maybe she did really genuinely care about him and his lack of reciprocation angers her. none of those motivations make any abuse ok, but it gives motivation to who should be a pivotal character. it gives depth, but instead, we got a stupid bitch who doesn't have the brain capacity to have depth at all. miserable. they wrote this woman to have a horrifically tragic life by accident and still want you to hate her so bad that they neglected to write her as an actual character.
tl;dr: she's boring as fuck when she shouldn't be and her brother shouldn't exist and her whole 'ermmm i abuse you because its fun and i giggle yaayyyyyyy thog not care' is a retcon anyway BUT that's its whole own thing
#helluva crit#hellaverse crit#ask#clarification: i do not like stolas lol#but i think if they wanted to push the abuse plot they could've done like...infinitely better#crazy that valentino is given so much more grace than this woman#i dont like her much either i find her voice annoying namely#but come on. do SOMETHING#helluva boss critical
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I loved Louka Anargyros's ceramic sculpture collection "Locker Room" so I was looking through his Instagram. He had posted pictures of when he conceptualised the piece and I kid you not Marc and Vale are literally tacked on the board. Their gay ass podium selfie is literally on the inspiration board, plus their leathers.
#I scrolled through his ig and was like#hold awnnnn a minute that looks familiar#I love this with my whole heart btw#I got some more pictures from the earlier pieces he did I am pretty sure one is directly inspired by Vale's Yamaha leathers#I am crazyyy about this btw I need alllll of you to see and process this#valentino rossi#marc marquez#dani pedrosa#louka anargyros#louka Anargyros you have given us so much#the locker room piece was acquired btw so good for him#it genuinely was great#rosquez#motogp#motogp exhibit#sculpture#art#vale#not the first time their gay ass has inspired a bunch of art tho
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post yamaha divorce (pt 2) jorge and valentino u r special 2 ME
#it's so funny how valentino kinda grew progressively fonder of jorge after each time they feuded#valentino when he comes across socially awkward troubled teen in-desperate-need-of-positive-role-models jorge: I Do Not Care For This Child#valentino after feuding jorge so badly they caused geiger counters to be sold out across several european countries: ah he's all right yeah#//#brr brr#i also like how. given the general tone of 2016.#they were both going 'yeah i'm sure our relationship will get better when we're no longer teammates :)'#it's a charming level of self awareness where you do also want to be like. i mean you guys could just be normal towards each other now#wall tag
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My baby sister, to me: No, you don't understand. I'm allowed to love Valentino because I have daddy issues.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel valentino#valentino#honestly letting my baby sister see the show has given her an outlet but at what cost
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Updated: Valentino Fluids + elaborate bug genitalia headcanon.
My mothussy lore continues, if u even care (つд⊂).
Now I gotta figure out what's going on with Vaggie's adrenaline/sugar addictive pussy for other reasons
vox being a shitty husband who demands anal on his birthday while his wife(Val) dejectedly does it, only to immediately leave and fuck his side piece is real to me
#funfact: al is in the same category as angel with being given free mothssy privileges#fic stuff#headcanon#lore post#my writing#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel valentino#staticmoth
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I “love” how in the aftermath of the pilot we were led to believe that Valentino was controlling and abusive (the Addict MV basically proved this), even calculated, and yet in the first minute of him actually being on screen he’s actually portrayed as whiny, thoughtless and petulant, to the point where he has to have Vox (who, by the way, was stated by Vivzie herself to have had several of his screens smashed by him) tell him what to do and actually be the one to act dominant and suggestively abusive towards him, and then be subdued by Vox lighting his goddamn cigarette.
Who the fuck even is this character anymore?
#hazbin hotel#he acts more like a petty child than a controlling abuser/pimp. honestly helluva boss should have been a premonition for how this show too#is going down the shitter. valentino’s been given the stella treatment and it sucks ass. indie projects going corporate always will suck ass#keith david should never have been cast as husk it doesn’t go well with the ‘rick sanchez’ voice ref (not completely abiding by being how#mick got the role to begin with) and instead have been cast as val. keith would have made an amazing val.#more people need to realise how the quality of hh and hb has dropped instead of praising it just for being ‘independent animation’.#please just take the indie blinders off for a minute and just think critically for a moment.
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thank you focus junior for provinding the most vital of informations: the type of highschool vale went to
#he went to the linguistico#could have never guessed#now i'm collecting this type of information like pokemon cards#given luca's level of spanish i think he went to the linguistico too#i'm pretty sure cele went to the itis meccanico because he said once in an interview that he learned about engines at school#but the other are a mistery to me#valentino rossi
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Hi! I just saw that requests are open, yeah!! I'd like to request an Alastor x fem!Reader where Vox has a crush on her so he sends her a set of different tea flavor as a gift. The problem is that these contain a drug that inhibits the person (thanks, Valentino). Basically, his plan was to wait for her to drink the tea and then show up at the hotel and seduce her so he could have her for himself (my boy thinks she loves him, lol). The problem is that she had graciously offered the tea to Alastor, who drinks it. Vox asks her if she enjoyed the tea she lies saying it was delicious so he immediately shows up at the hotel but ends up finding Alastor who is being super affectionate with her, revealing his true feelings for her. Eventually Alastor attacks Vox as soon as he sees him forcing the other to flee. Fluff and comedy, basically. xD
Alastor x Fem! Reader x Vox | Tea Time Troubles
Warnings ⚠️: Cussing, drugs, controlling and manipulative Vox, out of character Alastor.
"I dunno 'bout this Voxxy" Valentino said, handing him a baggie of the drug, a weak aphrodisiac lining the walls of the bag.
"Don't worry about me Valentino, I'll be fine" Vox reassured him, holding the bag up to his screened face. He smirked deviously as he put his hands behind his back.
"But you tell me all the time 'bout 'public image' and all that shit." Valentino retorted, crossing his lower arms against his stomach.
"Don't you worry your pretty little face about it Honey" Vox sneered, rubbing his cheek in a falsely affectionate way. "Vox is a big boy and can handle himself. I just gotta put this into some tea bags. (Y/n) WILL be MINE."
"Ugh" The moth groaned, taking a puff of his cigar,"She's not even worth it. She hangs out with radio, fossil trash. If she was good shed know who to choose. Besides, I'm better than she is, right?"
"You're wrong." Vox said, his left eye radiating hypnotizing waves out of anger,"(Y/n) is perfect. She's everything, and she will be mine."
Vox's demonic laughter could be heard across the building, sending chills down anyone who heard it's spine.
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"Honey!!" (Y/n) exclaimed, holding up the box of tea that arrived at their house,"Your tea shipment came!"
Alastor, who was reading the paper at the kitchen table, looked over to see his dear (Y/n) carrying two large cardboard boxes.
He teleported over, making his shadows place them atop of the counter. His keen eyes narrowed at the second box, seemingly almost identical to the first one.
"How peculiar!" Alastor said, tapping his cane on the second box, almost poking it as if it was a foreign object.
"What's peculiar about it?" The fellow deer demon asked, peering over at the box her partner was so intrigued by.
"I did not order two shipments of tea from the catalogue this month!" He replied, his smile tightening in irritation. Could someone be trying to plant something in this hotel? Trying to hurt any of his friends, his beloved, or him?
"Maybe it's a promo box?" (Y/n) suggested,"I mean, you are a loyal customer of theirs. Maybe they want you to try a new product, I hear that's the new rage."
"Ah" Alastor replied, walking closer to the counter to rip open the second box to be met with a letter and a large box of tea.
"Thank you for your loyalty Mr. Alastor. We're reaching out to our most loyal customers to give this Promo box to! We're asking that you try our newest flavor, a (your favorite flavor) but with a twist! Despite the erratic sounds at night in Hell, this tea should help you fall right asleep! If you enjoy it, please promote so on your beloved Radio Show!"
"I was right!" The doe said, looking up at her partner,"They must've given it to you because they know you're famous and can promote their tea! Very smart people, I wanna try one tomorrow!"
"Tomorrow? Why not today my doe?" Alastor said, looking down at his partner.
"My stomach isn't feeling the best. Charlie's cake wasn't fully cooked through, but I didn't want to be rude and not eat it. Especially because no one else was!"
Alastor chuckled, petting her sensitive ears. "Now now (Y/n), you should've listened to me! I know all!"
"Al..." She said, batting her eyes up at him,"Do you mind trying it for me? I wanna know if it's good, but I don't want to throw up in my sleep!"
"Why should I?" He inquired, smirking down at (Y/n). "It seems like this predicament could've been easily avoided my little doe! Hahaha!"
"Please" She softly asked, smiling at him back.
"I suppose I can try one cup of it." He said, sitting down at the table, fully expecting (Y/n) to make him the cup as he finished reading his paper.
She giggled at him and began to start the kettle. Moments like these can't be replaced, a docile and homey moment between the two of them. (Y/n) loved seeing this side of him. The Alastor side of him, not the Radio Demon.
(Y/n) opened the smaller box that was enclosed in the large one, picking out the first tea bag. She smelled the bag, the fumes of blended herbs wafting in her nostrils. It smelled lovely, she would've to drink one alongside Alastor.
But she held back on picking up another bag, knowing its sleeping effects. (Y/n) really didn't want to throw up while in her sleep, and potentially on Alastor, who would be as knocked out as her.
Sighing, she finished preparing the tea, pouring it in Alastor's favorite teacups, the one (Y/n) gifted him on their second anniversary many years ago.
She walked back over to him, placing the teacup on his saucer, putting the sugar cube in as well.
"Thank you dearest" Alastor said, his eyes skimming over the newspaper,"I shall be in our room in a moment, why don't you go ahead and get in your nightwear?"
"Alrighty" (Y/n) replied, patting the back of Alastor's chair. That was something the two of them did, (Y/n) knew when to touch Alastor and when to not. Still wanting to show him affection, she'll pat an object close to him.
Alastor gave her a soft smile before returning his focus to the newspaper.
The doe walked up the stairs in the hotel to their shared room. She got in her fluffy pajamas, completed each and every step to her skincare routine, and crawled into bed with a book.
The silence was only broken by the occasional turn of a page, this was (Y/n)‘s daily quiet time, as Alastor liked to read the paper before turning in for the night.
This normally is for about an hour, but tonight it was a mere 30 minutes as the door busted open.
The doe yelped, her skittish nature causing her to flinch at the sudden jolt of noise. Her partner flittered into the room before crawling on top of her, his eyes droopy from the affect.
“Hi sugar” He said, burying his face in the crook of her neck. His ears were pressed against his head as he affectionately nuzzled (Y/n). Alastor grabbed her waist and flipped her on top of him, allowing him to bring her closer to his body, her chest atop of his.
“Al-Alastor?!” (Y/n) exclaimed, tensing up. What has gotten into him!? He’s not one to ever make such…bold advances.
“Oh my love” He said, a dreamy lilt in his voice,”you’re just perfection incarnate. Such a lovely little fawn you are.”
Blushing heavily, she let him rest himself on her, snuggling contently. It was rather peaceful, she did not know where this sudden chance of behavior came from, but it certainly wasn’t the worst by far.
(Y/n)’s ears perked up hearing a notification sound ding from her phone. She slowly grabbed it to check what it was.
Alastor was not very keen on allowing this sort of technology in the house, especially knowing Vox is over all of it. So they made a compromise, he’d take out the camera and microphone and she could have the phone.
Seeing it was a message from Vox, she opened it.
Vox: “Hey sweetheart, I pulled a few strings and got a shipment of some new tea of (your favorite flavor) that was being tested. How did you like it baby?”
(Y/n): Oh, it was good, thanks!
Vox: Just good? You sure sweet stuff? Wasn’t it so good you could just kiss the lips off of the person who got it for you?
(Y/n) sighed, shutting her phone off and curling up with her lover.
“I think that’s a yes!” Vox said, throwing his hands in the air ceremoniously. He quickly put on his best bow tie, in hopes it would get taken off by fingers other than his, and made his way towards the Hazbin Hotel.
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Vox searched through each room until he found the one you and Alastor shared.
He scowled at the door, seeing a heart with the initials scribed on it “(Y/i) + A”
Pathetic. He could give you so much more than that. He could give you the most advanced technological sign known to mankind just for some silly initials, not some shitty hard with nearly illegible handwriting.
He opened the door, his signature smirk dropping as he saw Alastor, his arch nemesis (in Vox’s eyes) peppering small little kisses all over (Y/n)‘s face, making her giggle.
“WHAT THE FUCK?!” Vox yelled, his face was blue-screening.
Alastor took one look at the fellow Overlord and let out a long string of laughter, sitting up as he pulled (Y/n) into his lap.
“Vox?! What are you doing here?!”
“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO DRINK THE TEA!! AND THEN YOU’D BE MINE!!”
Alastor hooked a arm around (Y/n)‘s waist, looking at his opponent across the room.
“This is my doe, my love, and we all know if she would’ve drank the tea, she would’ve always chosen me.”
Lets just say, the power around the Pride Ring went out after that comment.
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・﹒・ hypersexual nights
Summary: How various Hazbin and Helluva Boss characters react to a hypersexual reader!
Warnings: 18+, sexual scenarios, Vouyer!Vox, does hypersexual not tell you enough lol just read it
Parings: [Seperate] Saint Peter, Lucifer, Valentino, Adam, Vox, Mammon, and Striker x hypersexual!reader
Notes: HOLY SHIT THIS WAS GONNA BE FOR 300 FOLLOWERS NOW ITS 400 FOLLOWERS! As a celebration, have this! I'm an hypersexual aroace myself so hypersexuals rise up! 💪
﹒Adam﹒
・He would notice how you always were down to fuck, almost every day in fact, how could he not? You've been the only one to truly keep up with him as most other people always had "low" sex drives and wouldn't be in the mood when he was. So you were like a blessing just for him when day after day, you would always be up for sex at any given moment. When you told him you were Hypersexual one day after a good fuck, he just laughed in your face.
・"Hypersexual? You're always horny? Bitch PLEASE I already knew that. You ask for sex like- every day and never shut up about it. That's why I like you so much. You want to be fucked just as much as I want to fuck"
﹒Saint Peter﹒
・He is a pretty innocent soul, he swears occasionally but when it comes to sex? Oh boy. And you? Being hypersexual? You always flirt with him in a suggestive manner, wanting him to just admit that he likes you. He can't help but simultaneously love the attention as the thoughts you always put in his head, but feel so embarrassed and dirty about it. He always seems to short circuit whenever you flirt with him, but he never says no, so you keep doing it. He of course noticed it after the first few times, you being on par with Adam in sexuality, how could he not? But when you admitted that you were hypersexual and he finally understood.
・"Oh? That's why you uh- why you're always flirt with me! Haha...and say those...really uhm...dirty things... Not that I mind of course! I actually uh...kind of like it..."
﹒Lucifer﹒
・He had his suspicions very early on, it was so obvious to notice how you and Angel Dust got along so well with the topic of sex. He also noticed how you always made sex jokes and talked about sex even without the porn star around. And when it came to him? You always seemed to get flustered whenever he flirted with you, always ensuring to make it dirty, and it worked everytime. After you got together, you almost pounced on him, wanting to have sex early on. He didn't mind it, but in fact, wanted it. You then apologized and said you were hypersexual, meaning you couldn't not think about sex constantly. He just laughed and pinned you down on the bed.
・"Oh I know very well, very well. And I will enjoy fulfilling every. Single. Desire. You could ever ask for"
﹒Mammon﹒
・He isn't exactly the smartest tool in the shed, but he knew you were just as greedy as him. Not in the money sense, no, no. But in sex. You haven't yet gotten to that point in your relationship yet, but he could tell you were denying taking the step. Was it because he was a Sin? He didn't know. All he knew is that if you didn't fuck him already, he was going to fuck you first. So he confronted you and you said you were scared of him just using you for sex due to your constant sexual nature. He reassured you that he truly did love you, but couldn't deny that someone just as greedy as him was very nice to have around.
・"Oi! Don't be scared mate! I won't use ya just for sex and toss ya away! I love ya too much for that. But ya know- I'd be down to fuck every single night if that's what you want"
﹒Vox﹒
・He is an interesting case. He isn't the best guy around and loves to spy on you. So, when you act all innocent and sweet around him, yet fuck yourself silly with a stupid toy screaming for him so incredibly often it becomes a pattern? Yeah, you're hiding your sexual nature. Which is odd, but probably so Valentino didn't swoop in to take advantage of you. Instead of talking to you, he let your feelings build and build and let your toy eventually not be enough for you. You finally burst into his office and told him you knew he was watching you while you masturbated. He was taken aback at first, but then laughed as he realized you loved that he watched you.
・"You need the real thing, huh? Was waiting for you to finally say it you dirty little whore"
﹒Valentino﹒
・He noticed immediately as you would constantly flirt with him in a suggestive way and he would flirt back just as hard if not harder. It was so easy to notice, he played into it very hard and took advantage of your very sexual nature. It was easy to get you hooked quickly and you never had to say a thing. He fucked you in every way he could imagine and you loved every second of it. It was a mutual understanding between you two- the thought of telling him that you're hypersexual was laughable in every sense of the idea.
・"Oh baby~ you wanna be fucked into the mattress again? It hasn't even been three hours amore~ you're still horny? I'll make sure you can't walk anymore after~"
﹒Striker﹒
He isn't apposed to sex, he just hates it when people makes jokes about it when he's just trying to do his job. In fact, he loves sex, have you seen the huge statue where his dick is very endowed? That man is full of himself and knows he can fuck good. You started out as a target for him and at first your sexual flirting threw him off his game. But after many failed attempts of cat and mouse, you finally managed to get him to admit that he liked it from your non stop remarks.
・"Ok fine- yer hot and I wanna fuck. Don't look at me like that! Not my fuckin' fault yer always telling me you wanna suck my cock"
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#vox x reader#valentino x reader#mammon x reader#lucifer x reader#adam x reader#saint peter x reader#striker x reader
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Valentino Rossi talking about the significance of number 9 in motorsports in regard to his 9 championships.
Via FIAWEC on Twitter 21.04.2024
#old man stays up at night thinking of what he lost#has to keep doing endurance racing because he can't stay away from the life of the racing track and can't imagine not winning#fascinating how he interacts with the endurance racing peers#given that it isn't an individual sport anymore and he has to work in a team#I remember in Fernando's prime docu series he spoke about how he was more collaborative with his teammates#and would frequently give them valuable input about the correct racing lines to take#anyway I want Vale to win WEC soon#I still want my old man winning#valentino rossi#vale#wec#endurance racing#motogp
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Former MotoGP winner Marco Melandri has had a pop at reigning world champion Valentino Rossi via his Italian online blog marcomelandri.it. Melandri believes Rossi was fed bespoke tyres by Michelin before the French company were ousted from the MotoGP series after Bridgestone tyres won the sole supplier contract. Moreover, Melandri believes this is the reason Rossi's domination of the series is slowly diminishing: 'This is down to the fact that they don't make tyres anymore just for him,' wrote Melandri. 'This statement is meant to say that maybe Michelin, in 2004, had more than a small hand in the results. More like an arm.' There's more: Melandri goes on to say he believes Lorenzo's 'armchair' celebrations at this year's MotoGP from Le Mans had a more sinister message: 'Taking a closer look at it, you start to see more: the chair was yellow... like Valentino's yellow... which would say: "I, Lorenzo, am taking your place on your yellow chair".' When questioned about the stunt at yesterday's MotoGP press conference, Lorenzo looked puzzled, replying: "But the chair was green."
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"Lorenzo's celebration was serious stuff, with a subtle yet biting message that only some will pick up on. Did you get it? Let's take a look at it together," Melandri wrote on his official website marcomelandri.it, with his words subsequently translated into English by Italian website GPone.com.
"When I rode by on the cool down lap, I saw Lorenzo sitting in front of the video screen and my first thought was: 'He is enjoying the sight of his own victory.' But noooooo!!!
"Taking a closer look at it, you start to see more: the chair was yellow... like Valentino's yellow... which would say: "I, Lorenzo, am taking your place on your yellow chair."
"Am I sitting down with the popcorn to enjoy my spectacular victory??? No, I am sitting here watching you cross the finish line, because I already passed it..."
Melandri also blasted Rossi for his response to the celebration and comment about the one-tyre rule.
"Valentino's statement: "I did it ten years ago"... Weak... followed by: "Now, with spec tyres, the rider can't make such a difference." This is down to the fact that they don't make tyres anymore just for him," wrote Melandri.
"This statement is meant to say that maybe Michelin, in 2004, had more than a small hand in the results. More like an arm.
"I don't want to say that anyone is right or wrong, but only put forth my theory that aliens don't exist," added the San Carlo Honda Gresini rider, referring to the label applied to MotoGP's present big four of Rossi, Lorenzo, Casey Stoner and Dani Pedrosa.
And Melandri wasn't finished yet. He also gave his opinion on Rossi's 2011 plans and thinks it is simply too dangerous for Rossi to leave Yamaha if Lorenzo stays.
"I really want to see Valentino on the Ducati next year, but I think it is more likely he would go to Formula 1!" he wrote. "Not because the red bikes aren't competitive; I actually think they are much more competitive than you think. It is just hard for him to leave Lorenzo alone on the Yamaha, now that the bike has an incredible balance. It is too, too, too large a risk."
The Italian Grand Prix, the home event for both 2005 title runner-up Melandri and reigning seven time MotoGP champion, starts on Friday.
"In Italy they have a unique way of presenting bike racing to the general public: when Valentino wins and stages a celebration, it is an incredible show. But when others do it, they downplay the whole thing... hmmm!!!" said Melandri.
#remembered this and i am CRYING jorge's response takes me out every single time#ik melandri accused valentino of switching up towards him but it is SO important to remember all these men are deranged#like you cannot take them at their word either!! lemme defend vale's god given right to just find some blokes kind of irritating#melandri saying the ducati is more competitive than people think is a very brave thing to say -#- from someone who finished 2008 in the ducati factory team p18 to his teammate's p2#ik implicit casey slander was not the point of this post but i won't stand for it anyway!!#'melandri believes this is the reason rossi's domination ofthe series is slowly diminishing' brother hes 31 and just fucked up his shoulder#brr brr#//#mm33#wall tag
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