#If it turns out he rehabilitates big wolf mix dogs at home I'll give her the point IG
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That post wasn't even meant for the werewolf fucking community on here [hi how are you doing?], I am just truly baffled by this protagonist
page 230 of a not 300 page novel and she is "starting to suspect but barely" ... ???
I'd be glad if any post found a good audience on here, really and I am not judging anyone
It's not about what kind of freak she is the only thing I am judging here is her lack of sense... And sense? Like did you get covid and lose your sense of smell?
It's been 200 pages of a romance novel where your potential boyfriend here has undoubtedly smelled like wet dog. At the least.
The wolf and him are pulling some Bruce Wayne and Batman never in the same room bullshit... My boyfriend vanishes and I turn around and see the wolf! Oh no, eeeeeeeeeee, then I turn around and see my boyfriend while the wolf is gone! How confusing. He tells me to run, to run from him, and I obey but never realize!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?! [the object permanency of a wee baby]
I did not read the novel and I will not read the novel, but the portion of it that I tried to read most of the way towards the end has me stressed
I'm...
Please, tumblr, ignore that you think wolves are sexy for a hot second here and reassure me that I am not out of my mind and this is in fact unrealistic
This lady has much bigger concerns than her potential lover being a werewolf is maybe what I am saying...
Lady, girl, do you need help?
#If I read any of these books it will be with a PEN#if I lived in romance novel land I would be SO asexual and sex repulsed oh my god I would run away to the woods by myself and try to change#my genre that's right genre and not just gender wtf...#my friend would tell me about her latest 'boyfriend' and I would be like bitch that is a grown ass vampire#fuck this shit I am out#I couldn't even be 'gay' these are the women#Also I have been laughing about this way too hard#and this is why I cannot handle romance novels#belief unsuspended#on account of wet dog smell#or any dog smell#have you smelled a dog?#ever?#let alone a wolf?#bitch that smell is not coming out of anything he owns ever#Eventually I'll try to read it again out of sheer morbid curiosity#maybe they'll explain themselves#If it turns out he rehabilitates big wolf mix dogs at home I'll give her the point IG
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