#If i had a nickle every time an enemy mechanic made camilla look like a wet rat id have two nickles

[maligknightsthorns]

Camilla's day is going terribly.

SOMEONE dumped sand in her hair while she was just trying to relax on the beach. She was excited to participate in a game this week, only to be told that Barbie couldn't come along! The game had hardly started and someone was already overboard.

Outnumbered activates! Aquatic Chimera 15/15HP** uses Rushing Waves.Camilla [Roll: 18 + 2 = 20; -2HP, Camilla 8/10]

She was soaking wet with her hair plastered to her face. And then?

"Well I'll start us off!" She says with confidence (and some indignation at her situation), raising her axe and swinging...

Camilla 8/10HP misses Aquatic Chimera 15/15HP** with Silver Axe and Helmsplitter [Roll: 1+4=5; miss Aquatic Chimera 15/15HP**]

...only to miss. Of course. Why shouldn't her luck continue as it had been?

She slumped back in her tea cup with a huff, the cup spinning slowly on the waves.

"Etie darling I know you can hit that nasty thing so be a dear and hit it hard." Her words might be more inspiring if she wasn't mid turn away from the adorable archer and looking like a pouting drowned rat.

High above on the moon, Barbie, the TRAITOR, was enjoying playing with the griffin.

Well someone was having fun at least.

Puttin' the Glad in Gladiator