#If anyone has any feedback pls give me fr tho cause this was lowkey fun
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sarastellasari · 1 day ago
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❄️Crows Secret Santa headcannons! ❄️
I don’t know if they even have Christmas in the grishaverse and also I forgot Matthias was dead, but enjoy!
❆ Nina is the one who organizes it, cause she thinks it would be fun for all of the crows to get together and do something
❆ Kaz thinks it’s dumb but inej gets him to go along with it cause Nina is super excited and she doesn’t want to disappoint her
❆ Also I feel like Kaz would try to get out of it but Nina would be like “NO, you need to do it, we have to have an even amount of people or else it won’t work! Do you want us to have to get kuwei to do it with us? He’ll try to give Jesper a kiss as his present!” Or smth like that (fun fact, secret Santa does work with an odd amount of people, me and my friends learnt the hard way :/)
❆ Kaz gets Matthias and tries to bribe Nina to switch with him (Nina has inej) Nina’s like bitch no, and Kaz buys Matthias like. An expensive sweater or something.
❆ Matthias has no idea what secret Santa is and Nina has to explain it to him and stop him from just giving his person (Jesper) money
❆ Nina eventually just gives up and buys the gift cause Matthias doesn’t rly know what Jesper likes, but he writes Jesper a 4 page long heartfelt card about how much he values their friendship
❆ Jesper forgets to get the gift until last minute but still buys his person (wylan) a rly thoughtful gift that they love
❆ But since he literally IS DATING his person, he almost accidentally exposes himself like 5000 times and by the time they do the exchange Wylans like, whoah :/ I didn’t know it was you at all :/
❆ Wylan is really stressed about it cause he has Kaz so he’s like, wtf do I get him? He literally doesn’t like anything! But he ends up making Kaz some homemade explosives or smth
❆ When they finally gather to do the exchange it’s going fine until Nina pulls out the matching pajamas and everyone is like ew, no
❆ They end up compromising and just wearing the pants
❆ When the actual exchange starts, it goes well
❆ Jesper cries when he reads Matthias’ letter, and then Matthias cries too, and everyone starts getting very emotional
❆ Wylan is super scared Kaz won’t like his gift but Kaz likes it
❆ Matthias likes his sweater a lot and Nina is like, see Kaz, I told you being his person was a good idea!
❆ Nina gives inej a super expensive knife named Nina and Kaz is like, I could’ve given her a better gift if I was her person >:( and then they start fighting
❆ And then somehow the explosives that wylan gave Kaz start going off and they all freak out and someone calls the stadwatch but because they’re all criminals, they end up having to hide from them since they think they intentionally commited arson
❆ And that’s the first and last secret Santa the crows ever have
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