#Idk if Angel ever had a dad but we all know that his boss ain’t doing it for him 🙄

[clover-the-awesomest]

me when watching the Hazbin Hotel episode 4 and seeing the fabled Husk and Angel interactions I heard so much about:

PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE

[peakyblinders-au]

Eleonora Changretta

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Character Full Name: Eleonora Audrey-Cecile Changretta

Nicknames/Alias: Ele, Eli, Rory

Backstory for nicknames/alias/names: All her family and friends call her Ele\Eli quite a girly name, but her dad calls her Rory, a more boyish name, because he always wanted a boy

Gender: Female; she\ her

Gender Role: Ele was raised both as a lady and a killer. She knows her guns, her traps, her escapes, how to negotiate, how to win in almost any situation. Her dad taught her how to shoot and where to stab to make sure she knew how to defend herself if she ever needed to, mostly because of the family name. Also, as I said Luca really wanted a boy, so he pretty much treated self-defense training as a hobby. Her mum taught her to play piano, sew clothes and bake.

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Age: 22, looks 18

Birthday: 11th June (idk the year I can’t count L)

Birthplace: London, England

Ethnicity: Mixed – Sicilian by father and Creole by mother

Family Members: Luca Changretta (father), Vincente and Audrey Changretta (grandparents), Angel Changretta (uncle)

Children: None

Face shape: Visible cheekbones

Eye colour: green eyes on the outside, brown on the inside

Hair colour: dark brown, almost black

Hairstyle: She’s mixed, so curly, shoulder length hair.

Skin tone: Light brown

Height: 5’5

Weight: 133 lbs (60kg)

Breast size: 36DD

Scars/Birthmarks/Prominent Features: a scar on her right elbow that she got when she fell from her horse.    

Preferred hand: Rightie to do anything (eat, grab things, open doors, write), but she learnt to shoot and sign her name with both hands

Health: no issues

Phobias:  falling in love, heights

Addictions: Wine, rosé or red. That’s her shit.  She loves a good party\event\wedding and maybe addicted is not the word, but she will never turn down an occasion to drink.

Attitude: A rebel in everything she does. She’s the flirtiest, she loves making all the men wish, but everything is always in the basis of a joke or strictly physical\sexual attraction. When it comes to feelings, she’s the ice queen and claims to have none, Michael is the only one that stirs up something inside of her. She makes everyone believe she doesn’t care about anything and always just does what she wants??? She gives 0 fucks. Her attitude only and exclusively changes towards kids, she loves them and cares for them sooo deeply.

Expressions: She’s Italian come on, she talks with her hands and face. She throws her hands in the air when something goes wrong, she extends her arm and points at people with her palm and pretty much any typical Italian gesture, SHE DOES IT. She shrugs to everything, as to say ‘what you gonna do about it?’.

Residence: She lives in London with her mum, though she often goes to America to see her father and his side of the family. She went to surprise her dad in Birmingham when she found out he came to the UK and didn’t tell her, just to realise he was here for business. When in Small Heath, she stays at her grandmother and grandfather’s place.

Political Affiliation: She has little to no interest in politics

Friends: She’s so damn friendly, she will be friends with the old lady down the road and the 7 year olds playing in the fields. She can befriend anyone in the AU. I feel like Polly would love her rebel, adventurous nature and she’s probably the one that gets Ada in trouble by dragging her out all the time. She knows Lizzie liked her uncle Angel and was prohibited to see him because of gang rivalry, so she confesses her feelings for Michael and they bond on the fact they had\have the same issue, as the Changrettas will probably never allow Ele to be with Michael.

Enemies: OK idk if she should be enemies with the Shelbys after they beef her family and kill her father, or if she actually wanted them to kill him??? So I’ll leave that up to you; though I’d love her to have a hate\love relationship with them and especially Michael, where she likes him for all the wrong reasons.

Boss: Though he never involved her in any gang activities, her father is her boss; anything she does, wants to do or dreams of has to be run and approved by him. Or at least that’s what she makes him think. If she was ever to do any ‘jobs’ she would definitely be loyal and work for her family.

Pets: None in London, she has a black horse called Cenere in Birmingham that lives at her grandparents’.

Finances: Upper class gang-rich but has to hide it, or at least not flaunt it

Marital Status: Single

Sex Life: I’m very comfortable with her being subject to smut, and so is she (we ask, cos consent is everything). She has only ever slept with her ex, but she’s trynna get MICHAEL

Lovers: She’s had a boyfriend in London, an Italian boy her dad set her up with, but he was never really her thing. She’s a flirt alert: does it with anyone and everyone for the (her own) fun and amusement, but would never just sleep around. Michael caught her eye and she’s trying to show him that when she flirts with him it’s something real.

Turn-ons: A dom man. DIRTY TALK and MOANING and just being LOUD AF. Loves it when other people hear it and even acknowledge it (she used to be loud just to piss her dad off, but she found out she actually loves it).

Winking: they’re such small signs that say so much. Being physical, e.g. tickles, poking, slaps, hugs, grabbing, squeezes, anything involving him touching her and vice versa in public (and not). Big rough hands, broad shoulders and chest, muscly arms.

Turn-offs: Any sort of mushy smushy cutie pie things like bringing flowers (buy her diamonds instead) and slow, sweet love making

Dom or Sub: Sub but knows what she wants, and can potentially become dom. She grew up being spoiled af, everything always provided, always a receiver, so she expects the guy to give it to her. But when she feels like it, she can easily become dom, just to remind him who’s the boss.

Fantasies: Anything her with Michael would be great. Maybe she fucks Tommy to make Michael jealous\piss him off??? She never has sex at random but she likes Mikey so much that she even goes to those lengths to make him realise he likes her.

Occupation: A trained gang leader that doesn’t lead a gang. If she doesn’t get a fixed place in the family business, she’d like to be a painter.

Income: All from her father and family. She often has to hide her wealth: Luca doesn’t want anyone to know (tbh almost all the Italians in London know who she is, cos duh they’re Italian) that she’s his daughter as it might bring dangers and honestly, discrimination.

Work Experience: Luca refuses to let her take part in the family business, however she secretly followed him countless times when he went to ‘get jobs done’ and learnt a lot by watching him. She volunteers to teach kids how to write and reads stories at an orphanage in London. When in Birmingham she teaches the kids at Tommy’s Institute painting techniques and literature (this could be after all the beef with her fam and the pbs is done).

Religion: She believes in a God. She doesn’t even come close to religious, but her family taught her that there is a God of creation out there and someone to look to, if she ever needs it, though they rely more on Saints.

Criminal Record: Her dad said no

Morals: She breaks the rules and does whatever her dad tells her not to, what can ya do? She would only do illegal things for family, loyalty and vengeance. I kinda want her to learn to forgive, unlike her family???

Main Goal: She went to Birmingham to surprise her dad, but after learning his business with the Peakys she begs him to let her get involved, to which he finally agrees. He puts her charm to use by making her a ‘bait’ to get information and distract the boys. After she meets Michael she questions her role and involvement in the job

Ambitions: She wants her paintings to be displayed in an art gallery one day, as painting is the one thing that no one taught her or gave to her, it is something she found and cultivated herself.

Regrets: Na, she ain’t got time.

Secrets: Ofc all the times she rebelled against her dad’s disapproval of something and did it anyway, and the times she secretly followed him while he was doing business.

Ah yes, she shot one man in her life… who is it??? idk is it Luca??? no?? yes??

Best memories: Travelling to the US to see her dad and her cousins. 

Worst memories: Being discriminated against for being mixed\of colour. Feeling lonely at times, because most of the Italian kids knew who her father was and didn’t want to be her friend.

Hobbies: drinking, breaking rules, painting, teaching kids

Skills: Painting, shooting with either hand, sewing clothes, making men want her

Likes: attention, being in company, children, partying, pissing her dad off

Dislikes: being alone, showing emotions, being vulnerable and not in control of a situation

Superstitions: She doesn’t believe in the ones that say ‘bad luck if’ but she believes all of the ones that promise good luck

Guilty Pleasures: Baking, I know I said no mushy cutie pie stuff but she loves to bake

Strengths: 1) She can make anyone comfortable around her in no time 2) extremely manipulative and convincing 3) has a fearless sense of adventure 4) could charm a snake 5) has a small emotional depth, so feelings for people are never a problem, until ofc Mikey 6) hiding sensations, others can’t tell how she feels about things

Weaknesses: 1) Michael 2) isn’t always her true self, she puts on this over confident outlook she then has to keep it up 3) easily gets bored and can be very inconsistent 4) entitled when it comes to men 5) children make her melt

Languages: Fluent in Italian and English (I can totally send you Italian words and phrases)

Accent: London accent, but quite posh

Voice: Suave, like she’s constantly flirting while talking. It has a lot of tonalities (singy-songy) like Italians talk.

Reputation: Will get you in trouble, but extremely fun to be around. A rebel. Loyal.

Backstory:

Eleonora’s mum (Jeanette) and dad (Luca) met in NY and fell in love, but interracial relationships were extremely stigmatised, so when Jeanette fell pregnant, he moved her to London, where she gave birth and relocated permanently. Ele’s mother ‘works’ (not that she needs to, Luca maintains her well) for Alfie, where she passes as a single black mother to cover up her real identity as Luca’s love. Ele’s father and his family absolutely adore her, but refuse to bring her to the US permanently because of the higher dangers with Al Capone, and the discrimination she and her mum might face because of their mixed-race relationship with Luca (he might just start a killing spree otherwise).

Ele grew up being trained to kill by her dad and occasionally her grandfather; she begs to be involved in the gang, although her family refuse to let her do any work related to that.

She brings the party wherever she goes and is extremely fun to be around, but doesn’t open up to anyone but her mum about her feelings, emotions or even issues, though most of the time she just deals with it all herself. She has a very stable and happy life, so good that she hates how boring and easy it is to get things, so she rebels, completely ignores any instructions from her father and does whatever she pleases anyway. As a child, Eleonora and her mother would go to Birmingham and sneak to see her grandparents, and though people saw her here and there on the streets a few times, no one knew she was related to them. Before going to surprise her dad, she hadn’t been to Birmingham for about 7 years.

[mcreyes]

hey dont u love how that shitty abusive fanon gabriel has been annihilated and 'abusive' mcreyes has finally gone down in flames cause gabriel is a good man cause same

*SLIDES INTO YOUR HOUSE IN MY SOCKS* LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TIME FOR SOME RACISM DISCUSSION

First of all I’m gonna just go ahead and be blunt: whoever came up with this headcanon in the first place is a racist motherfucker who doesn’t believe men of color can be anything except sorry assholes and bad fathers. So fuck you. Jackass.

You really gotta think about this shit very carefully. Why is Gabe the only male this fandom depicts as abusive? Because Lucio, the darkest, is a fucking ray of sunshine and a literal angel sent by God, and he’s young, so he didn’t make the cut. Your next option? Gabriel Reyes. Depicted as a terrorist, The Bad Guy, arch rival of The Blond Haired Blue Eyed White Savior Jack Morrison? Perfect candidate! Couple that with your power imbalance and a once thought young McCree, also implied to be Latino? DING DING DING holy shit guys we got a motherfuckin winner. 

Now this is what truly baffles me about people who are anti-mcreyes: Their excuse for not shipping it was often that Gabriel was abusive to McCree, and THEN they went on to depict him as McCree’s mother fuckin father. Holy fuck. HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS. Goddamn. Listen. No really, c’mere. Closer. DID YOU FUCKING KNOW DADS CAN BE ABUSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Shit my dudes I am still so baffled by this. Anti-McReyes people (and I mean Antis™, not people who just don’t find mcreyes to their tastes, that’s fine and lovely y’all do you) LOVE to say “YOU CAN’T DO THIS BECAUSE GABRIEL IS MCCREE’S DAD” and “GABRIEL IS AN ABUSIVE LOVER” in the same fucking sentence. Fuck you. Listen. You wanna talk power imbalance? Make McCree SUPER YOUNG I mean. Obviously he remains 17 during the ENTIRETY of the time he was in Blackwatch right (I'm still laughing jfc). Then! Make Gabe his dad. You know the weird thing about dads is that They Have Authority Over Their Children? So now as both his boss and his dad Gabe has Double Authority. Fuck you guys, sure would suck if McCree was in that situation with an Abusive Man, huh?

I’ll tell you what, I love my dad to pieces, but I would NOT want him to be my boss. Goddamn. The man tells me stories from work all the time and they’re funny as fuck but they also let me know that he is the boss from absolute hell. I do not want my dad as my boss. I would die. So it absolutely baffles me that people will depict Gabriel as abusive and then make him both Jesse’s boss AND his dad all in one fell swoop. This is so baffling to me. Do they hate Jesse McCree. Is that it. 

SO ANYWAY this bullshit really started to crash with the Halloween comic, praise be to Blizzard, because OH. Gabe sews. He smiles real soft. He plays pranks. He appears a little shy when complimented. Huh. So you mean he ISN’T Hollywood’s favorite kind of Latino (drug dealers, mob bosses, pimps, etc)? Ah. Well that poses a problem for this headcanon now doesn’t it? It’s awful hard to depict a guy as abusive when HE’S SUPER FUCKING CUTE HUH.

Now don’t get me wrong real life abusers can ABSOLUTELY present themselves as nice and loving and then be capital A Assholes behind closed doors. Please for fuck’s sake don’t ever use “oh but they’re so nice!!” as a reason to not believe an abuse victim. BUT! This is a videogame narrative. Blizzard can’t do the same complex stuff that you’d see in a novel, not really. They have very limited space to show us key things, so for them to show us Gabe being funny, friendly, and even bashful in the Halloween comic says a lot. They had only a few panels to depict him in, and he presented as Super Fucking Adorable. 

YOUR MOVE, ANTIS. 

But we ALLLLLLLLLL know that Manipulative Gabe™ and Abusive Gabe™ was still largely widespread after that. It slowed to a trickle after a long while, thanks to people getting Real Fed Up With The Bullshit, but for some reason people loved the idea of Gabriel manipulating his loved ones because that’s what a blackops commander does I guess? Again fuck you? Like Idk if y’all knew this but GENERALLY the relationship between a black ops commander and HIS OPPONENTS is a lot different from the relationship between a man and the people he loves. Anyway stop depicting MOC of the military as fucking assholes all the time thank you kindly?

SO NOW BLIZZARD HAS DELIVERED TO US THE ULTIMATE KISS-MY-ASS MATERIAL! PRAISE BE TO GOD. Shit man. Gabe’s voice is AWFUL SOFT AND SOOTHING ain’t it. Blizzard dropped a fuckin bomb on us. Reaper sounds gruff and grumpy much of the time (although he’s. still soft spoken and cute a lot of the time anyway don’t. get me distracted) but Gabriel? Sounds adorable? And like? He cared about the hostages enough to ignore orders which obviously would’ve landed him in some massive shit with his job? And despite Null Sector’s awful actions he recognizes that they’re fighting for something? That treatment of Omnics is incredibly unfair? 

So let’s see. Gabe’s cute. He sews. He’s playful. He’s funny and sarcastic. He’s passionate about saving lives. He’s very blatantly being presented as a good man. People loved him, even if Jack and Ana found his secretive actions frustrating (and….blackops?? generally does the secret thing. Shocking).

And what do ya fuckin know…….he’s still Latino. 

This fandom has a Real Nasty Habit of depicting men of color….well, wrongly. Examples….abusive Gabriel Reyes. Stoic Hanzo Shimada (holy fuck this dude is expressive). Goofy Jesse McCree (remember that long period of time when everyone forgot that he was a highly capable well trained assassin and treated him like he was stupid?) and yet…Jack Morrison is still always your Tragic White Hero™. 

TL:DR The depiction of Gabriel Reyes as abusive and manipulative was deeply based on the racist stereotype that Latino men can only gruff, angry, and/or evil, and I can’t wait for Blizzard to drop Bomb #2: Reaper Redemption. 

This post was really long I’m sorry

[britawrites]

✩ [james & freja]

under here bc again this is too damn long

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Hmm I could see James yelling, all that fiery Irish blood and working in kitchens bringing him to that level. If Freja ever yelled tho he’d be incredibly shockedWho threatens to leave but never actually does? It would have to be her bc he wouldn’t leave, he’s got it too good and also it’s his place lolWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Freja thoWho trashes the house? The girlsDo either of them get physical? All over the kitchen ;) But no, not in a fightHow often do they argue/disagree? Probably have lil squabbles every day and big fights when James has been putting work firstWho is the first to apologise? James, with flowers too

Sex:

Who is on top? Pretty even split I’d guess but James would like to be in the power position Who is on the bottom? EvenWho has the strangest desires? Uhh... idk man I don’t think James is too kinky. He likes to dominate a bit and he wouldn’t say no to bringing food into bed lolAny kinks? He’d like to tie her up, spank her, and, again, he wouldn’t say no to food like whipped creamWho’s dominant in bed? James lmaoIs head ever in the equation? Duh... Freja wants to keep her job, doesn’t she? jkIf so, who is better at performing it? Probably her. He isn’t bad but I bet she’s better. “Ay girl, what dat mouth do??”Ever had sex in public? Probably not full on sex but some foreplay. Unless you count fucking against a wall of windows where anyone looking can see then yes, yes they’ve had sex in public.Who moans the most? Freja, he makes sureWho leaves the most marks? James likes to mark his territory. “BACK OFF XAVIER!”Who screams the loudest? I mean the kids are sleeping so keep it down guys...Who is the more experienced of the two? Idk... I feel like James has been with a handful of women (he was married for some time) and he was so focused on his career that he wasn’t too worried about having a bunch of sex. So Freja could come out on top here (wink wink)Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? BothRough or soft? Both. Also I like the idea that in the beginning it isn’t just all rough fucking... Like honestly she’s such an angel he’d want to be v gentle with herHow long do they usually last? Depends on how long they have lol If the girls are out of the house and they have all afternoon to themselves he could probably go 30 mins to an hour, which for his age is good I thinkIs protection used? Duh, he ain’t trying to have more babies. Although... clearly he doesn’t use it if she has that surprise bbDoes it ever get boring? Um no, Freja wants job security Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Hmm, I mean he’ll stick it in anywhere he can lol But I bet they have sex in kitchens all over NYC which when you think about it isn’t sanitary, come on guys

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? He has 2 girls and he wasn’t planning on having any with Freja but things happenIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? He’s good with the number he hasWho is the favorite parent? This isn’t a fair question given that Freja is the nanny... Grace would love both equally and Maggie would always favor James.Who is the authoritative parent? Freja. James is a softieWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Not James, that’s why he hired a nanny lolWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? NOT JAMES omgWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Freja bc James was probably busy. He’d try to come to as many as he could be probably only makes a third.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? FrejaWho changes the diapers? Freja, but he’d do as many as he could when he’s homeWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? James, gotta develop that palate earlyWho spends the most time with the children? FrejaWho packs their lunch boxes? James would want to but I feel like... actually no he’d definitely be able to before they go off to school bc he doesn’t get into the restaurant until 10/11 maybeWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Both. He needs Freja to help himWho cleans up after the kids? FrejaWho worries the most? Um both in different waysWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? JAMES omg dude you aren’t Gordon fucking Ramsay

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Freja?Who is the little spoon? FrejaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? James lolWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?  JamesHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? I feel like he can’t sit still long enough. Like ten minutes maxWho gives the most kisses? James loves peppering her face with kisses. And he uses the phrase peppering bc lol chef pun jokesWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Cooking together with the girls!!!Where is their favourite place to cuddle? James doesn’t discriminate, he loves all the placesWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? James, no questionHow often do they get time to themselves? Rarely. Only from like 1am-4am.

Sleeping:

Who snores? JamesIf both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Separately! The girls would ask questions and he isn’t ready to give them the talkTMIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?Who talks in their sleep? Omg how cute if she did and in different languages What do they wear to bed? Nothing if James is on his game. Otherwise him t-shirt and boxers and he’d like to think she went to bed in silky things. OMG CAN WE DO SOMETHING WITH THEM IN THE EARLY STAGES OF HER WORKING FOR HIM AND HE FORGETS HE NEEDS TO BE A BIT MORE DECENT WHEN GETTING UP TO GET COFFEE. Like he has young daughters so he isn’t walking out naked but his briefs are tight and MF is his face and dick claim so you know that bulge is #extralargeAre either of your muses insomniacs? Yes, James isCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Probably. Although, he’d put them somewhere safe where the girls couldn’t get to them bc that’s a hazard and he’s a good dadDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? He’d wrap her up tight but then slap her on her ass and send her on her wayWho wakes up with bed hair? Depends. Some days he wakes up with perfect bed hair, sexy and tousled, and others he looks like a monsterWho wakes up first? James then Grace then Freja and then begrudgingly Maggie gets dragged out of bedWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? James What is their favourite sleeping position? 69? lol that’s James talkingWho hogs the sheets? GraceDo they set an alarm each night? No, he wakes up without one. Either bc of his own rhythm or Grace jumping on the bed. This is why Freja has to go back to her roomCan a television be found in their bedroom? I actually think... not. He has one in the living room but is on his laptop in his bedroom so watches what he needs/wants on them. As if he has time for tvWho has nightmares? The girlsWho has ridiculous dreams? idk maybe guilt over sleeping with the nanny gives him odd dreamsWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? MaggieWho makes the bed? Freja better jkjk He makes his own, he gets anxiety if he doesn’tWhat time is bed time? lol he doesn’t have one bc he’d never stick to it. idk when kids should go to sleep tho, like 8/9 for the girls??Any routines/rituals before bed? omg idk this would be cute to think of someWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Maggie

Work:

Who is the busiest? James without a doubt, although let’s not discount Freja taking care of 2 rambunctious girls and looking flawlessWho rakes in the highest income? JamesAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Neither she’s a champ who’d power through it when the girls get her sickWho is more likely to turn up late to work? James is always on time bc he’s the boss and Freja lives at work so...Who sucks up to their boss? I MEAN AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAWhat are their jobs? Restauranteur and nannyWho stresses the most? James, lil ball of stress. This is why he needs sex so muchDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Love themAre your muses financially stable? He is and he pays her a comfortable wage

Home:

Who does the washing? FrejaWho takes out the trash? The girls take turns, it’s one of their choresWho does the ironing? FrejaWho does the cooking? James when he’s homeWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? GraceWho is messier? GraceWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Maggie, btich probably does it on purposeWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? The girlsWho forgets to flush the toilet? Oh God, lil Grace, bless her heartWho is the prankster around the house? Grace is good spirited about it and Maggie is mean spirited about itWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Hmm, Maggie probably hide them from FrejaWho mows the lawn? lmao James if this is an innuendo ;) otherwise they don’t have a lawn Who answers the telephone? Answer their own cellsWho does the vacuuming? FrejaWho does the groceries? FrejaWho takes the longest to shower? James takes fast ones and idk about herWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Grace when she finds Freja’s makeup and play dress up

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not for him, he spends it like it’s going out of style, which is a problem for herHow many cars do they own? Uhh idk let’s say he has 2Do they own their home or do they rent? He owns severalDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coast is his main residence Do they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YepWhat’s their song? Oh God I remember thinking of one for them when I was doing Kyle/Carmen but now I can’t remember. It was something good tho...What do they do when they’re away from each other? WorkWhere did they first meet? His homeHow did they first meet? When he was interviewing herWho spends the most money when out shopping? JamesWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Freja likes to tease himWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? lmao he trips over a toy left out and she probably snortsAny mental issues? noWho’s terrified of bugs? The girlsWho kills the spiders around the house? JamesTheir favourite place? The kitchenWho pays the bills? JamesDo they have any fears for their future? I don’t think he was really thinking about their future tbh, just thinking with his dickWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? James Who uses up all of the hot water? Grace playing mermaid in the tubWho’s the tallest? James, unless you count Grace on his shouldersWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? He’d probably feel like he was violating her privacy by doing this but he’d love it if she jumped in with himWho wanders around in their underwear? James but he tries to keep it classy. WAIT NO I CHANGE MY ANSWER TO GRACE lmao she should go thru a phase where she hates clothes and fights anyone who tries to put some on herWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Maggie & JamesWhat do they tease each other about? He teases her about... how cute her butt looks today. Is that a tease? lolWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? He’s got a v slick sense of fashion but I bet in the Hamptons he goes golfing in one of those terrible outfits lmaoDo they have mutual friends? Do Grace & Maggie count lmaoWho crushed first? James? He noticed dat ass first...Any alcohol or substance related problems? NoWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Uhh... idk manWho swears the most? James