#ITS SO GOOOOOOOODDDD

[aria0fgold]

Oh yaknow me, I see caiowe I spam reblog. I've gotten my quota for a caiowe spam reblog today, I'm permitted at least once every day but it's only when I see caiowe in tumblr though, which is a rarity.

[purpleleavesday]

WAIT OMG U LIKE TAAAM???

thats it my favorite artist of the week award goes to you

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES IM ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH IT ITS SO GOOOOOOOODDDD.

I found it right at the end of last year then spent like two months listening to it nearly every day lol. For a while I probably had like half the script memorized. If it weren't for the fact that doing art takes time for some reasonnn I would have done soooooo much taaam art by now :'] Fight Like a Fey lives deep within my heart <3

Was literally on my way to go listen to taaam again when I got this LMAO

[iceeericeee]

Would you like a preview of chapter 2 of my jedtavius fic "May saturnalia bring me gift a of you"?

"Of course after Ahk's accidental discovery of the tiny pair. The second to notice was the Wax President and the Polyurethane explorer.

In all fairness, Teddy and Sacagawea were very surprised that they hadn't noticed the miniature couple beforehand, but when the Western diorama had been getting ready for restoration, a few of the Romans seemed more worried than the rest.

Octavius, from what they could see sat on the bench in the middle of Hall of Miniatures, was more than panicked."

:OOO

SNEAK PEAK

AND ITS SO GOOOOOOOODDDD

I LOVE

[suckrforhood]

I LITERALLY GIGGLED THROUGH THE WHOLE SONG IM SO PROUD ITS SO GOOOOOOOODDDD

[clapclaphoney]

change of events

"Candy"

I stop in my movement, I know exactly who is calling me. I turn around, sending a silent prayer. "Hi, Nath," I say as unaffected as possible, facing the blond guy in front of me. It's not that I don't want to see him, its more like I really, really don't want to see him. The way he looks at me with his drop-dead gorgeous eyes, the way he whispers into my ear making my heart skipping a beat, the way he touches my hair transforming my legs into jello. These are, for me, all good enough reasons to stay away from him as far as possible.

"How's it going ?" I ask forcefully causal. "Well," He smirks eyeing me from head to toe "Now that I see you, much better!" I roll my eyes at his response, there it is, his playful, flirty, positively dangerous, sweet-talk "Ow, come on Nath!" I breath annoyed "I'm not one of your play-bunnies!", letting his eyes wander once more over my body, he states boldly, "Unfortunately not!".

>I can't believe him!< How can he be so bluntly arrogant and poised? But however I look at it, I can't help but feel attracted to that sassy little ass. And because I already drank alcohol, not a lot, but enough to be a bit tipsy, my guard is lower than usual and I start to grin like an idiot, seeing him obviously pleased with himself and the view that presents itself to him.

>Oh, come on Candy!< Alarmingly, the last bit of sane mind shrills in my head. >Pull yourself together!< I need to get out of here before my careful build-up wall of self-denying and resolve crumbles down with so much as another look of him. >Head over heart, HEAD OVER HEART! < "Look Nath" I manage to say as sarcastically as I can, "As much as I would like to be your play-bunny, I really have to go now. See you!". I turn around waving him goodbye mentally, high-fiving myself for being a good girl and evading the predator on last minute.

But, the moment I walk off, Nathaniel catches my wrist and pulls it lightly but determined in his direction, that I have to face him once more. "Come on Candy, don't be like that!" he pleads, "Let me buy you at least a drink.". Even though he begs me apologetically, he doesn't even care for an answer. Instead, he interlaces our hands and heads for the bar.

Suprised by the sudden change of events I can't even protest. My feet start walking on their own, as if remote-controlled. I catch myself staring dumbfounded at our interlaced hands, as I follow Nath's broad back through the dancing crowd of the bar.

The feeling of his long slender fingers tightly around mine lets my heart beat faster than I would like to admit. And the more time passes, me staring at our interlaced fingers, the more self-conscious I get. By the time we reach the bar my face must look like a beetroot. My ears sough with the rush of my blood. I'm glad the light at the bar is dim and has a violet touch, hopefully softening the bright red of my cheeks.

While I am overly self-cautious, Nath greets the bartender casually with a handshake and orders two beer, finally letting go of my hand. He leans on his side, eying me with one of his smutty little grins. If I wouldn't be as charmed by it, I would feel much better if I were able to smack it right out off his handsome face, but I don't, instead, I look at anything but him, stretching my hand in a poor attempt to release some pressure out of my electrified system.

I feel his gaze on me, he's devouring me with his eyes as if I would be on the menu. And I am pretty sure that if I don't get the fuck out of here, I am the main dish. Even so, my body doesn't move one inch. I even enjoy his intense gaze on me, much more than I would ever like to admit. My body and mind are like a magnet, attracted or repelled by his magnetic field. These contradicting feelings of mine utterly confuse me and the more time I spend with him, the more twisted they get.

I risk a glimpse as his attention shifts to the barkeeper. My eyes wander from his sharp jaw down to his neck, down his upper body. He wears a simple black t-shirt not overly tight but just tight enough to highlight all the good features - and god knows this guy has it all in the right places. Involuntary I bite my bottom lip, as I study his abdomen. Even though I've built my wall up carefully, I fail miserably maintaining it. I can't deny it. I can't deny that I am attracted to him, in a way that keeps my mind spin and the heat between my legs grow.

"Pfffft...." ripped out off my thoughts I look startled at Nath, who is shaking in a poor attempt to hold his laughter back. "What's so funny?" I ask bewildered, raising a questionable brow. "You!" he says bluntly after wiping away tears of laughter.

"You know what I liked about you from the first moment I saw you?" I shake my head, still bewildered, not only because of his outburst but also because he crept so close that his hot breath tickles my ear, leaving a shiver behind that runs down my spine. "Your thoughts are always all over your face" he chuckles, leaning backward to study my face.

"My thoughts...?" I repeat absentmindedly before the meaning of his words hit me. I stare at him wide-eyed before I narrow my eyes to the ground in total embarrassment. >This is not happening...<  The heat in my cheeks increases tenfold. I can't believe that he caught me off guard like this. Even worse I can't believe that he caught me while I was wildly imaging all kind of improper, dirty stuff - with him!

I literally want to be swallowed whole by the rising earth. Nathaniel chuckles softly as if to soothe my embarrassment. He tugs a strand of hair delicately behind my ear before his fingers trail off to my neck, where his thump draws little circles on my collarbone. "Don't worry, babe" he huskily smiles against my ear "That's one of your cutest points!" He is so close that his alluring fragrance hits me unarmed. A nice unobtrusive, but delicious scent surrounds me, obfuscating my last sane thoughts.

I think my legs give in. He leans back just enough to fill my vision. Our eyes meet and for a moment time stands still. His gentle fingers find their way to the back of my neck and I swear I pass out any second, just by how violently my heart is beating against my chest. His eyes fall down to my lips and eventually rise back up to meet mine again.  

>Is he about to kiss me? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my goooooooodddd!< My thoughts run wild. I am totally in full panic mode. But surprisingly, I would totally go with it. I even want it. Instinctively, I wet my lips in anticipation.  Breathing in profoundly to steady my violently beating heart, I close my eyes.

But instead of kissing me he straightens himself up, taking his hand and his warmth with him. And I feel...embarrassed and strangely disappointed. But I have no time to explore those feelings of mine further, as I feel his hand creeping into mine again. Wasn't I rejected just now?- Even though I was the one who didn't want things to go in this direction in the first place. I am confused and somewhat dumbfounded.

I muster the courage to look up at him, and as he gives me a genuine gentle smile, flicking his head in the direction behind him, forming muted words with his beautiful, scarred lips, indicating me to follow him once more. And once more I follow him blindly through the sea of people.

He leads us to a dark, unpopulated corner of the club.

Except for the exceptional loud music, there is no sound, neither Nath nor I do say a word. The air between is so thick and awkward, you could cut it with a knife. Eventually, he passes me one of the beers. I stare at my feet for several seconds, before I muster the courage to face him, just to lose my resolve the moment our eyes meet. I lower my gaze again, taking a big sip out of the bottle, letting the bitter amber liquid run down my throat and distracting my mind at least for a split second.  

I really would like to say something. Standing so close to each other in silence, in a surrounding as loud and lively as it can get, is as ironic as it is uncomfortable.

"I thought this might be a good place to talk" he exclaims eventually. "Talk?" my brow rises involuntarily up as I shot a glance at him. This area of the club is especially unpopulated and dark and I can think at least of 10 things people do here in particular, but to *talk* isn't one of them. And I am pretty sure that Nath did all the things people *do* here...I look around somehow annoyed by the thought of him with other women.

As though he could read my mind Nath throws his hands in the air, desperately looking for the right words.  "Candy, look you're not just..."

Our conversation is roughly interrupted as someone screams in our direction "There you are!" I turn my head. But, before I can even react, Rosa grabs my arm and pulls me out of Nathaniel's reach into a crushing embrace. "Ahh...Rosa...! " Great, she came at the most convenient time...Not!

"I thought you might be in trouble. There are some shady persons around here." She gives Nath a good look, eying him up and down, her eyes full of disgust. "Seems like I was right"

"Rosa!" I protest loudly. >How in the world can she say something like that?< "What are you..."As I begin to complain, Nathaniel interrupts me sharply. "She is right Candy! You shouldn't hang around with the likes of me!" he states paying Rosa zero attention. He looks me deep in the eyes, and for the tiniest second, I can see profound sadness in the abyss of them.

His gaze lingers a little longer on me before he tears his eyes away. The moment is gone. He puts on an about-face and leaves. I am treated to a brief glimpse of his back before he is swallowed up into the sea of people.

>I can't believe this!<

I snap back the moment Nathaniel's back leaves my vision. "WHAT THE FUCK ROSA? How could you say something like this?" I yell "He was your friend, he doesn't deserve to be treated like that!" I stare her dead in the eye. I am furious. "You should be ashamed of yourself!" her eyes go wide. She didn't expect me to react that way. However, I have no intention to stay here any second longer, even if, I would like to give her a bit more piece of my mind, I have to go after Nathaniel. I need to go after him, I can't just leave it like that.

So I just grab my clutch and my jacket and head toward the exit. Leaving Rosa there standing in puzzlement without turning back or grace her with so much as another glance.

Just as I exit the club, I stop in my tracks abruptly. "Shit!" I eye the few people, who are gathered underneath the canopy, seeking shelter from the downfall. It's not raining, it's pouring! - But, far and wide, no Nath. >He must have gone out there...<

I steel myself against the cold wind and the rain by wrapping my jacket closer around me. I repeat myself, as I start to run out into the pouring rain. Within a few seconds, I am soaked to my underwear. I run blindly down the street, I can barely see. The heavy raindrops fall so hard that my vision doesn't even reach the next intersection.

But, as I run down further, I get the impression to see a moving shadow on the other side of the road, several yards in front of me. "NATH" even though, I highly doubt that he hears me, I scream his name repeatedly anyway. But, the rain and the wind are so loud, that I hardly can hear my own panting. My voice already a desperate shrill, never manages to reach the moving shadow.

[sussensecret]

❆•namjoon fic recs •❆

smut:  ♡           fluff: ☼          angst:   ☆

a list of our favorite namjoon fan fics. enjoy ! 

masterlist of all masterlists

Passionfruit - joonbird ♡☆☼ |  4 parts series College au Summary: To you, matters of the heart have always been simple. You’ve always lived by three rules: you don’t do emotions, you don’t do attachment, and you don’t do love. That is, until you meet the enigma that is Kim Namjoon - a man who shakes your entire world upside down.

Behind the Lens - njhsmoon ♡☆ |  4 part series  Amateur Porn au Summary: there isnt a summary, but this is SOOOO good and the smut is top notch quality!! 

The Take-Home Test - versigny ♡ College au Summary: in which your mission to deliver homework to Kim Namjoon goes very, very, wrong. 

English Literature - tayegi ♡ College au

Constellations - moonscriptx ♡☼ College au, Fratboy!Namjoon Summary: He was the president of one of the most notorious fraternities on campus. You had expected him to be the same as his other brothers – a sex-crazed, binge drinking maniac… But the truth ended up surprising you – in more ways than one.

Tongue-tied - chinnychimchim ☼ Harry Potter au Summary: Namjoon is down with a very unique curse, but it turns out to be a blessing in disguise. 

Lit Me Up - floralseokjin ♡☆ Author!Namjoon, College au Summary:  you find yourself becoming captivated by a mysterious, handsome author, but you may have bitten off more than you can chew…

Snow Angel - joonbird ☼ Short christmas story

Until You Make It - versigny ♡☼ Summary: It’s Christmas dinner and Y/N didn’t want to disappoint her parents by not bringing someone

A Favor - btssmutgalore ♡ Summary: there isnt one, but this is honestly the best and the only oral smut fic that i enjoyed! its really really realllllLLLlllyYYyyYYyyy goooOOooodddd

Dark horse - readyplayerhobi ♡ ☼ ☆ Equestrian!Namjoon Summary: One spot left on the Olympic show jumping team. One shot at achieving the dream of a lifetime. One horse to take you all the way to the top. One chance at winning. And one elite, talented man standing between you and your goal. Who will come out on top?

Elude - nochugguk ♡ ☼  Neighbor au Summary: you embark on a quest to know why the nuisance next door gets you so flustered.

Yearning - 94hixtape ♡ College au, frat au Summary: nothing here, but this was a really good read! 

we will be adding more to this list, as time goes by !

[appledeers]

Its so weird and hard to put into words how much portal 2 means to me?? Every time I replay the game I fall in love with it all over again. I can recite some scenes from memory and I've read some of my favorite portal fics over again too many times to count. I am terrified of needles but I would get the aperture logo tattooed on me if I ever get the nerve. Wheatley has consistently been one of my biggest comfort characters for years. I've NEVER been this into a fandom. This game is so goooooooodddd

[mywitchcultblr]

its more edgy than the sims because, you can go to jail, drink alcohol then puke after a fight, take drugs, pick pocket and so many other things. IT WAS SO GOOOOOOOODDDD

What's your favorite mobile game?

[ships-sailing-in-the-night]

Goooooooodddd Moorrrrnnnniiinnnggg CAPTAIN SWAN FANDOM!!

Our forecast today is Sunny Skies with a 100% of a Captain Swan wedding and a high of Captain Swan Fandom feels! We advise that everyone stocks up on champagne bottles because today is the day that all of our hopes, wishes, and dreams come true! So please join us tonight at 8pm to witness the most epic romance story reach its final chapter at the wedding of Emma Swan and Killian Jones!!!

[deadmarktehfish]

Lowkey has been listening to the new EXO album all day no regrets

[louiexpressions]

Marlene Andrade | Linguistics | 3rd year 

If you could be any dessert, what would you be?

I would be a Boston Cream Pie! Never tried it? Its goooooooodddd. 

What's the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

When I was in high school, I had to wear scrubs as a uniform. To make the long story short, I woke up late to go to school and due to being in a hurry, I went to school wearing regular clothing. The principal later caught me and she had to send me to the office to get scrubs. The office only had these men scrubs that were to big for me and the scrub top and bottom had a horrible color. So I had to go along with my day with the horrible scrubs and ugh I hated it. 

What were your biggest fears growing up?     

One of my biggest fears growing up was the fear of clowns. Anything that had to do with clowns, I stayed awaaayy. Another one was growing up. I was afraid of the future and what was ahead of me.

What's your funniest pick up line? 

" Do you like chemistry, because I got an ion you." 

Tell us about your favorite childhood memory?       

So I was such Pokemon fan when I was little. Due to my love for Pokemon, one of my uncles bought me a Nintendo 64 with Pokemon Snap and Pokemon Stadium games (this was back in 2002). Both were my favorite games but I honestly loved more Pokemon Snap. One of my biggest goals in Pokemon Snap was to get a good picture of Mew. Mew was one of the hardest Pokemons to capture in a picture!

If today was your last day on Earth, what would you be doing?

First, I would head to my favorite seafood place at my hometown to get shrimp cocktail. There is a specific seafood place in my hometown that I go to because I tried other places and they make their shrimp cocktail not that good tbh. Then I will spend time with my two dogs. I have two Alaskan Malumute/ Husky mix and I love both of them sooooooo much. I would take them to a dog park and buy them tons of doggy treats at Petco or PetSmart. Next, I will hang out with my family and closest friends at some beach in Northern California. I am a beach person and I just find that going to the beach is a relaxing place to gather with your closest people in your life. The beach is a place to let stress from your life go and to look at the beauty of life.  Meanwhile in the beach, my family and closest friends will share stories and talk about the good times. While at the beach, my family and closest friends can play beach volleyball. Finally, I would just watch Disney movies while eating some of my favorite snacks like (Lays BBQ chips, a pink drink from Starbucks, Oreos, and a apple covered with chamoy). I'm a big Disney fan and some movies I will be watching on my last day on Earth will be Tarzan, Bolt, Inside Out, and The Princess and the Frog. Oh and one more thing, also order pizza from Roundtable!

[watermelonsugawara]

BRUHHH SOMETHIN AB CUNNY IS SO DEGRADING ITS SO GOOOOOOOODDDD

WHY do you use the word cunny 😭

LMAO This made me snort because honestly the first time I heard this word, I had the same reaction. BUT hear me out. It just works sometimes. It works specifically in a really patronizingly cute way so someone who can be a little teasing shit in bed like Matsukawa or Kuroo would use it when they’re degrading their darling. But someone like Iwaizumi who’s not as into taunting or mocking their darling would never use it. (Not to say Iwaizumi wouldn’t degrade you because he absolutely would when he’s worked up, but his verbiage is going to be different.)