#IT'S SO FREEING???? LIKE I NEVER THOUGHT SHE'D BE MY BLORBO

[dazzlerazz]

aro edelgard call that arodelgard (that doesn't even work word play wise I'm so sorry I tried-)

ARODELGARD!!!!!!!!!!! DSUIOGHPASDG79PSyfg97p8ydgp9hewtopfiuadysfg089adyrhgtiayught-p98GHDF8IYUDGTH9PWEIBUOTGIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dishooman07]

tell us more abt your thoughts on yantao :3

Absolutely. I have manyyy thoughts indeed, I'll make a little bullet list for you <3

Alrighty first off, yanfei probably had to quickly learn to expect almost everything unexpected from hu tao, okay. Hu tao doesn't know societal expectations, or subtlety for that matter, to save her life . If it's raining, expect that hu tao's gonna jump in all the puddles , and probably catch a cold in the process. Hu tao would never do something too dangerous, or anything particularly harmful towards anybody, she's just more focused on having fun than being rational sometimes.

On that note, once yanfei is used to hu tao's usual antics, I honestly think she might join in on some of them, within reason. Yanfei is definitely held to a really high standard of behavior being the 'top legal advisor in liyue' and I think she'd probably come to appreciate being able to just be a bit silly around hu tao. That said, she still has a standard to uphold, so she mostly joins in hu tao's shenanigans when they aren't in public.

Let me tell you, these two are an absolute power couple too, okay. If hu tao needs help with anything law related,yanfei's got her. One of yanfei's clients starts getting a little too rude? Well what a convenient time for hu tao to come in and pull one of her signature pranks !(Within the confines of the law of course) . It becomes clear quite quickly among liyue that messing with either of them is generally a bad idea for you lmao.

By the way, hu tao is the cheesiest romantic ever. She's writing yanfei love poems at least once a week, and pulling pickup lines so cliche it almost hurts. Butttt yanfei loves it anyway , although she can't help but tease hu tao a bit for being so corny.

One trait both of them share however, is being clingy AF. We're talking mandated cuddle sessions, constant handholding, all the works. These too are together all .the .time. except for at work, of course, but even then they'll take any excuse to go pay each other a quick visit. Poor zhongli is probably gonna need a raise man

That's all I can think of from the top of my head, if you want any hcs n stuff for like specific scenarios or anything feel free to ask tho! I'm always very happy to discuss my favorite blorbos C:

[bizarrelovesquare]

The doll show was insane this year!!!! I found so many things I'd been on the lookout for for years and some nice surprises I randomly came across! I'm gonna ramble all about it:

The Bratz are:

--2006 Forever Diamondz Cloe (I thought the Forever Diamondz dolls were GORGEOUS back in the day, but I never got any of them, so last Christmas I treated myself to Yasmin and am now trying to slowly collect them all...I'm not typically a "I gotta complete the whole line" collector, but these?? I need them)

--2006 Forever Diamondz Sharidan (who came with the poster!!! gotta get that framed)

--2006 Genie Magic Meygan

--2007 Passion 4 Fashion Cloe

The Barbies are:

--1997 Sweetheart Midge (I have Sweetheart Barbie, Teresa, and Christie; the Barbie was one of my two very first dolls ever, and I got Teresa as a hand me down from an older family friend when I was about 5, so I've always been partial to this line and decided to complete it this year. I love their fuzzy neon dresses and will have to find one online to order for her)

--1997 Pearl Beach Barbie (my other first doll was Teresa from this line!)

--1999 Pilot Barbie (the only one of my whole haul that I didn't know the name of and had to research! BUT. if you're a late 90s Barbie kid like me, you probably remember pictures of this doll being on a ton of promotional stuff. Doll cases, one of the tapes/CDs to the toy boombox, I even had a pair of Barbie underwear with this girl on it. I loved this doll's short hair as a kid but never saw her in stores, and I never thought to research her as I got older, but as soon as I saw her today, I was like omg there she is!! she exists!!! and I'm so glad to finally know what she is!)

--2001 Starlight Fairy Christie

--2001 Fashion Photo Barbie (I have Kayla from this line from my childhood)

--2022 Barbie Extra #11 (who I'd been trying to find at a below retail price since her release!!) I'm obsessed with her green hair 💚

miscellaneous:

--Strawberry Shortcake Lemon Meringue (my newest toy obsession is Strawberry Shortcake...I saw a few gif sets of the 2003 version a few weeks ago, and it made me think back to how my sister and I had one doll set and a preview DVD that it came with, and I used to love sniffing the dolls at the store and thought their designs were so cute, and it occurred to me that I can just. buy them now. I found a Strawberry Shortcake a few weeks back, and now I have this one to go with her!)

--Funky the Bear Beanie Baby (door prize!! I love Beanies and Things That Are Free)

--TMNT 1987 Bebop and Rocksteady (gay rights)

and finally:

AMERICAN GIRL OF THE YEAR 2006 JESS MCCONNELL!!!! Y'all. She is my babygirl. 10 year old me's blorbo from my catalogs. I have dreamed of holding this doll in my arms for seventeen years. I remember in her debut catalog, I opened the first page and was captivated by her. I remember thinking she had the cutest face sculpt, and she may or may not be the reason I continue to obsess over pink and orange as a color combination. I can't wait to get her actual outfits and dress her up, and get her books and get to know her as a character. Ever since I started collecting AG dolls (thanks to the doll show this time last year), I've been on the lookout for her, but I had yet to come across one in my preferred price range. Little did I know she'd be waiting for me to find in person!

So yeah! I'm feeling so satisfied and can't wait to get these guys all fixed up and find them a place among my collection! If you read all this, thank you and I love you <3

[allianaavelinjackson]

HAPPY BLORBO BLURSDAY LIA!!! *pops a party popper right in your face

What would your characters do if they received a love confession? (from someone they don't like in return, from someone they DO, or both. yes this is free reign to rant abt anaya and raylen I wanna learn more about them)

*collapses dramatically like I've been shot*

well actually I want to answer this so

*gets up and dusts self off*

this is a Very Interesting Question because I too am Deeply Invested in my sapphic children but I'm also excited to answer this for the others so it's gonna be a long one

ok so I'll start off with kyri because I feel kyri is actually on the aroace spectrum or she's just straight up aroace, and she's more on the queerplatonic angsty relationship side than the actual romance side, so if someone confessed to her then rip said person most likely, get them a tissue for the brutal rejection. ordinary sane ppl probably would not have a crush on kyri tho

Julien? I'm not sure about him but he gives Gay Repressed and honestly its a toss up between him running away blushing and screaming or his heart skips one (1) beat and he's an asshole to love interest for the next 2 weeks. good luck getting him to divulge anything until he's ready, which is probably sometime next century. if he gets a confession from someone he doesn't like back he'll probably be nicer because he has No Feelings Involved he'll just be like aw that's nice :) with his Formal Ass Manners and be like I Appreciate The Admiration Thanks For The Courtesy

KALLAN??? oH BOY. ok so you know those screenshotted Tumblr posts of Beautiful Dumb Bisexual Boy. yeah that's him in the romantic world. that's literally him. his responses range from a finger gun to the cheesiest pickup line, and it's so cheesy youll wish you never confessed in the first place. that's for if he doesn't like you back tho so like rip. I feel like kallan would literally be the crush of every single straight girl in the academy and then he ends up with a boy as his first kiss or smthg so like yeah he probably gets confessions regularly but ppl think him and Raylen are dating for like months and it is a great source of internal pain to Anaya (poor girl) but really they're just a couple of bi af besties. anyway if he does like you back he'll probably have this v serious face and insist on talking it all out and stuff he's cute af

Ok RAYLEN,,

I feel like she's got the like. top vibes. but she's a simp. but top vibes. and she'd like play it cool. and she'd be the type to go LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO in private after they kiss or whatever and Anaya would be looking thru the door and laughing. if she doesn't like you back then she'd probably let you down really gently and seriously cuz Feelings Are Important to her. I won't go too much into detail but I'll talk about Raylen and Anaya as a ship later on

and Anaya. ok this is probably the one I have the most thoughts about, because I want Anaya to be a really emotionally complex character. so she'd probably also let you down very gently because one thing for Raylen and Anaya is that emotions are very important tm and they're both very emotionally intelligent. but if she receives a confession from someone she liKes? bro would combust. bro wouldn't be around for the next step. bro takes her own feelings wayyyyy too seriously. she's obsessed.

I feel Anaya is more of the person to drop hints and do the whole confession thing and MAKE the moves tbh. and Raylen somehow manages to evade every single one while trying to tell anaya as well, because she's Dumb.

them as a ship? would be a really interesting dynamic because they both are simps in different ways, like Anaya is the shit she wore xx item today help and Raylen is the I don't know what color your shirt even is but I'll die for you in combat rn if you like

and Anaya suffers greatly bc of this. neither of them would make any moves at first tho like it would be a really really really really really really really really really slow burn, and Anaya just ignores it until she just Cannot and Explodes. she's the aware one and raylens the dumb one. not in the sense that Raylen doesn't notice, she just notices and thinks Oh Friendship :) idk what the blushing is for tho maybe it's just the weather.

Poor Dumb Queers, the lot of them.

I would do more for Zophie and Chase but I think this post is long enough as a debut writeblr post

this was actually rlly fun even tho I accidentally deleted it once and cried for half an hour so THANKS SER I appreciate it looking forward to More Asks!!!!

[ianthe-is-a-bitch-and-i-love-her]

The masquerade series for the fandom ask!

Thanks for enabling me :)

Blorbo (favorite character): Iscend. I would pay full retail price to read Monster and Tyrant again from her POV. I want to know every single thought that goes on in her traumatized, hyper competent, manipulative, very gay head.

Scrunkly (Baby): Heingyl Ri. Listen I just think it's cute and endearing every time she starts getting drawn into Baru's seduction and has to take a conscious beat to be like, "hypothetically, of course". I'd be willing to be that if Baru's marriage scheme goes forward she's gonna be like, "Well, I guess you have to fuck me so that the marriage is legit." "I mean, we can just say we did." "No you gotta."

Scrimblo Bimblo (underrated): I'm gonna cheat and say Iscend again. There's not nearly enough Iscend content in this fandom.

Glup Shitto (background): "Once again, Bebble Auranic had sunburnt his balls" lives in my head rent free at all times.

Poor Little Meow Meow (problematic): Listen I get why some people hate Yawa, I do! She's been committing atrocities, personal and systemic, every day for decades! But have you considered that she's literally just Baru if Baru had farther to climb? They are so similar it's spooky, and I love the almost familial relationship they fall into after Kyprananoke.

Horse Plinko (torment): I would torment Cosgrad Torrinde every day of my life and never get bored of it. First of all he sucks, second Ash makes it clear just how easy he is to get a reaction out of, so it would never get boring.

Eeby Deeby (superhell): obviously Farrier deserves a spot in superhell, so I'm gonna use this chance to talk about Shao Lune. That woman is horrible, and not in a fun simpable way either. In a modern AU she'd be a republican senator who never shuts up about how every other civil rights issue is a distraction from the most important thing: rights for women*! I'm really glad that Baru realized she deserved better, of only belatedly.

*white cis able-bodied heterosexual women of means only