#IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN

[lizaisdrawing]

Kore ❤️‍🔥

[nonasuch]

wishing a solemn and contemplative destiel to all who observe

[comatosebunny09]

When you’re apart, Sylus sends you audio clips of him jerking off, keening like a slut, and guiding you through masturbation. He knows he’s good-looking—you remind him all the time. But he also knows how his voice destroys you.

[callmefirefly]

Today’s the 30th of April, which means that tomorrow…

[awakefor48hours]

Me slamming posts and pans against each other: Belos is a white supremacist because he grew up in a white supremacist society and liked the way it made him feel. He does not try to commit genocide because he’s secretly trans or gay and doesn’t know how to handle it. He commits genocide because he sees witches as subclass beings that shouldn’t exist.

[deadsmileybear]

Happy Fall everyone, made some more Pumpkin Loaf

[sincerelywhistler]

✨PART 3✨ of things my husband does that are so violently Asher Coded, I had to compile a written list and turn them into headcanons:

~ quotes edition ~

part 1 • part 2

- “I would sell my body on the streets for a single shirley temple"

- “We need more rubber bands… we’re gonna have to get so much asparagus”

- “Sometimes you just have to bottom your way to the top”

- “So what was the point of knighting Paul McCartney and Elton John if they’re not even going to joust?”

- “Happy Mother’s Day to Milo Greer’s tits, and Milo Greer’s tits alone”

- “Baby, I’m your manic pixie nightmare”

- “Riddle me why the HELL all the groomsmen have such mad cake?”

- “That’s the name of my frat house: Kappa Cum Fuck”

- “I’d preserve you in resin and put you on my wall so I could study you every day. My little specimen <3”

- “So you mean to tell me that a ginger bred this man?”

- “Oh wow… Iceland is not where I expected”

- “I don’t fuck with micro-organisms”

- “And I’d throw it back for you if I didn’t just slip a disc last week”

- “Kiss that ghastly creature from the underworld like a real man smh my head. With tongue. Respectfully.” (about Brachium)

- “What day is $5 sushi Wednesday on again?”

[rabidlittlestrawberry]

alexa, play ‘we’re in love’ by boygenius on repeat

[reamed]

[fairly-tragic]

you ever just look at someone and think, man I want to make you cum so much your body will be vibrating from the aftershock

[coffee-as-a-love-language]

human au utaren arguing over who has the more basic bitch coffee order: uta, who religiously drinks pumpkin spice; or renji, who religiously drinks mocha

[imoutacontrol]

“I missed you” Ezra says after Sabine nearly blasts him, nearly decapitates him and then asks him “What’s your excuse?”

Their chemistry is just too good man… seriously: how can you compete with that chemistry? They were probably the most enjoyable character duo in the entire show and they captured their relationship dynamic from Rebels perfectly. Just.. how can you beat that?

Well, I guess you can miss her for a little while longer Ezra…

After waiting for a reunion after soooo many years, I feel like this next wait is going to be a cakewalk 😎

[daveythedaywalker]

I really love drawing Luffy. He’s my goofy little dude.

[slutforsilverfoxes]

Sometimes I wish I could break up with myself bc why did I just say “c’mon, mommy’s gonna go write some filth” to my cat 🥴

[vallouuu]

It’s almost July, time to start cranking out new refs