#IT WASNT MEEEEEEEEEEE

[whenhesits]

ofc your first follow was equipo.

/ NONONONNOONNONNONONO LYNNYPOO HEAR ME OUT!!! HEAR ME OUTTTTT!!!!

[starry-bi-sky]

What would a mother not do for her child What lengths would a mother not go There's a bond that exists between mother and child With no end to how strong it can grow It's a promise for life between mother and child It begins from the moment of birth.

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She is six years old, and standing on the porch at her Auntie Alicia’s cabin. She is six years old, and holding an old rifle in her hands, standing at the railing and pointing the nozzle at a large target a couple feet away. There’s a pair of old ear muffs covering her ears. Behind her is her daddy and her sister, and Auntie Alicia. She can’t see them. 

Danielle Martha Fenton is six years old, and her momma has her arms wrapped warmly around her, keeping the gun steady for her. It’s heavy and the butt digs into her shoulder uncomfortably, and she feels nothing but determined. And nervous. 

Her momma was teaching her and Jazzy how to shoot, and they’re down in Arkansas to visit Auntie Alicia for her second “Divorce-iversary” as Auntie calls it. She keeps a hunting rifle in her gun safe for the rabbits that like to nibble on her garden. She mostly grows rhubarb, which goes untouched. But her carrots and greens and other veggies like to be tempting snacks for the game. 

Regardless, she is six years old and learning how to shoot. Her momma and her daddy (mostly her daddy) have been banned from every shooting range outside of Amity Park in a hundred mile radius. So Auntie is the best place to learn, or so momma says. 

Danny thinks it's just an excuse to see her sister, not that she's complaining. She loves visiting Auntie.  

She’s already seen Jazzy do this, her momma told her before the muffs went on to shoot when ready. No use trying to fire when you’re not; you can’t afford to miss when shooting ghosts. 

Danny breathes out steady, just like momma taught her, and quells her trembling little fingers. She focuses down the barrel, and pulls the trigger. 

Immediately, the recoil throws her off, the side of the gun that her cheek was resting on knocks against her skin, harsh enough to bruise if it weren’t for her momma’s steady hands holding onto her. The bang of the gun startles her more than she thought it would, and her heart leaps up and runs a jackrabbit through her chest. 

The gun is carefully slipped out of her hands, and Danny lets it go easily, her cheek smarting in pain and her eyes wide and following up to momma. Momma turns the safety on, and with a gentle hand, pushes against her chest. Danny takes a few steps back, and slips the ear muffs off her head. 

Mommy is smiling big at her, something that Danny can’t help but replicate on her own face as her heart swells. “Did I get it, momma?” She asks, watching as she passes the gun off to Auntie Alicia, who steps over to take it.

“I’m going to go see, sweetie, but I think you did.” Momma coos, before planting both her hands on the porch railing and, in a single leap, vaults over the side and onto the grass. She’s dressed all comfortable for the summer heat, with her hair all tied back and in shorts and a tank top and nice boots. Danny’s ribs swell hopefully, and she stands on her tiptoes to watch her walk over.

“I’ll be hard-pressed to believe if you didn’t, Martha Mae,” Auntie tells her, grinning like a cat, “that was a damn good shot.” 

‘Martha Mae Knight’ was Danny’s granny’s name. Auntie Alicia calls her that because of her middle name — and because, by her words, she has her momma’s weird-shaped eyebrows and piercing blue eyes. The kind that could scare a hawk into singing like a robin. It was Danny’s favorite nickname ever.

Daddy laughs brightly, the sound painful on her ears but twice as nice, and despite the distance, Momma whirls her head around to shoot Auntie a glare; “Language, Alicia. Not around my girls.” She warns. Her accent always comes through when they’re around Auntie. It’s Danny’s favorite thing to listen to. 

“Do you think so, auntie?” Danny says, bright-eyed and ever-optimistic. Auntie Alicia nods fiercely as Momma finally reaches the target and searches for the bullet hole. Daddy then comes up behind her, still laughing, and claps a hand onto her shoulder so hard that it makes her knees hurt.

“Of course she did!” Dad boasts, as bright as the sun and twice as warm. He shakes Danny affectionately, wobbling her on her feet and pulling her straight into his side. She goes so willingly with a burble of giggles. “She’s got the eyes of a Fenton! And our family are darn good shots.”

Auntie eyes him up and down, her smile immediately fading off into a pressed line. “I’m sure you mean she’s got the eyes of a Knight. You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn at twenty paces, Jack Fenton.” 

Jazzy holds back giggles from where she’s standing by the door, her ear muffs in hand, and Danny watches her Daddy’s dark eyes immediately narrow. Just like Auntie’s, his smile tapers off into a frown. 

Before he can say anything, there’s a cheer from the yard, and they all turn to Momma clapping her hands in delight. 

Danny immediately pricks her ears up, and would’ve darn near rushed over to the railing if it weren’t for her Daddy’s hand on her shoulder. She yells instead, excitement thrumming like a hummingbird against her ribs, “Did I hit it, momma?!” 

Momma beams at her with all the pride in the world, “You sure did, Danny!” And she turns to press her finger against the target, right on the inside red ring of the battered old bag. “Right here, sweet girl!” 

There are cheers from all around, and Danny’s heart bursts inside her lungs with shiny, sunshine glee. She puffs her chest out big, and smiles so wide it hurts the cheek where the gun smacked her. Her Daddy shakes again, squeezing her tight against his side in a hug that Danny happily reciprocates. 

“What’d I tell you, Martha Mae?” Auntie tells with a big wink and a wide grin, the gun still gripped tight in her hands as Momma makes her way back over. “You got a Knight’s eye.” 

When Momma makes it back over the railing, she hugs Danny tight and praises her shot. Danny looks her in the eyes and chases the feeling, and asks to shoot again.

[yanankim]

[pulchrasilva]

I watched I saw the tv glow for any who was wondering

You know its a good film when you're half an hour in and almost nothing had happened and you're already about to cry

[baby-xemnas]

ugh i would put bepo in every dress ever. i have one dress i can never wear (on account of how insanely slutty it is) where its a black sleek evening dress with gold filigrees on the sleeves and collar but its got a PLUNGING neckline down all the way to the bellybutton, just those little rubber lines and a prayer to hold the dress over your boobs. on TOP of that it also has a low scoop back AND a high thigh slit, its barely even a dress at this point. but my god bepo in a dress like that . pink nip peeking out from the v neck... fuzzy belly window ... slit up above his hip so u can see his big thighs and his butt when he turns just right. law would never let him outside the house in such a thing a bepo of this level of sexiness is for laws eyes only but ohhhhhhhh my godddddddd i would risk it allllll

would draw this but im tired and idk what filigrees on clothing are so i'll just picture it along with u

i gotta say regarding bepo feminization i love what one cute ass lawbepo artist said abt bepo pre-ts and post-ts and how in the introduction bepo has a regular way of speaking so the artist was like - law called him cute since and bepo dialed up that aspect of himself up to 12 and im like shit i love that so much

its like a reverse of pre ts and post ts chopper - where his cuteness and mascotification i highkey hate - but with bepo its horny and stupid and he is doing it for law and thats SOO GOOD TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

i love the thought that bepo is super delibreately tailoring his attitude and serving daddy's little girl and law (who knew the man for over a decaadeee) is like yeah.....nice....

its soooo YOU FREAKY IN PUBLIC THE BOFA U

but not dressing up, that public doesnt get to see, only law. i love how its aside from being the classic hehehehe bottom feminization - theres the element of bepo doing anything for law even if he might not like the idea himself, might not be that comfortable - law loves pushing him cuz theres no limit and thats sexy and exciting that bepo will bend over backwards and then some for him - he doesnt enjoy making him unhappy ofc but bepo cant STAY unhappy because its for law..and anything for law is good

bepo feels absolutely ridiculous wearing such slutty female clothes - and he probably has trouble figuring out how to put it on cuz its just WHAT IS THAT??? A SCARF??????THATS SO LITTLE FABRIC???? law has to help him........he is so aware that he wasnt built for clothes like that and even somewhere deep may worry that captain is making fun of him...its super shameful! but law cant keep a small smile off of his face thats so adoring and appreciative that his bepo is doing it for him....so cute...so sweet..darling..and he looks great to law!! sexy and pretty and like a real trophy - that bepo caves, of course he does. he melts from having laws hands slide over him when he helps him put this ridiculous thing on - and there sure is a lot of access to open fur - bepo feels more naked than he would be without any of this..

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

i was just in the aromantic virgil ao3 tag, and like as i was scrolling i wasnt finding too many that interested me until i was reading the tags for this one fic and i was like 'oh this seems interesting' and then 'oh this seems. really familiar' and then looked at the author and realised it was your queerplatonic lamp verse pslsks (very silly because im also polyam so i was just before looking through the lamp tag, which was similarly like 'eh not my thing, not my thing, oh laoft, not interested, oh laoft again!', there is simply no escaping (/pos))

you cant get away from meeeeeeeeeee

[haemosexuality]

FNAF MOVIE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT YET I MEAN IT!!!!!!!

my thoughts on the movie UwU

ok first of i LOVED what they did with mike's character???? its different from the games canon (or different from the most popular theories??? i can never remember what is actually canon and whats accepted fanon) but its sooooo interesting. making him the brother of one of the victims was SO unexpected but it worked really really well. tho going into the movie with preconceived notions ab the story fucked me up somewhat bc i took so long to accept he wasnt michael afton 😣 tho i feel the movie mightve been setting fans up that way lol

on that note his brother confused me somewhat? cuz he was one of the missing children but he wasnt one of the 5 spirits was he??? maybe he was and i just didnt notice KSBSKDBSKD ill look out for it on my second watch

WILLIAM. MOTHER FUCKING AFTON. OH MY GODDDDDDD THAT WAS FUCKING INSANE and honestly seeing everyones reaction to it was SO cool. when springtrap appeared everyone screamed and clapped. when he started dying everyone screamed and clapped even louder. and when he said "I ALWAYS COME BACK" everyone LOST THEIR FUCKING MIND SCREAMING CRYING YELLING CLAPPING WHOOPING IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

AND THE VANESSA REVEAL????? i think thats completely different from game vanessa lore mostly bc william aftons daughter in the game was elizabeth/baby and shes fucking dead but idk vanessa lore so who knows. all i know is that it WORKED MAN i did NOT see that coming but i HONESTLY REALLY LIKED IT AND AGAIN EVERYONE IN THE THEATER LOST THEIR MINDS WE WERE ALL LIKE "WHAT?????" (edit: i saw an youtuber point out that this cant be the same vanessa from sb bc this is set in like the 90s and sb's in the future. maybe this is something like, they put two vanessas so we know that sometimes different characters just have the same name and dont get too hang up on mike smith vs michael afton lol)

i also like how they did williams character. i usually dont like purely evil 2d villains but i feel that fits afton way more than "sad scientist goes insane cuz he lost his kid oh no :(". like it just fits fnaf!!!!!!!

another thing that was completely different from the game was the animatronics. like in the game theyre "like animals" but in the movie they all seemed very, aware??? msking decisions? they def had a mind and it was cheesy sure but i also liked it. i just loved this movie. and everything about it. i went into it knowing it was absolutely not going to be 1:1 with the game so i dont mind im just so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IMMEDIATELY STARTING WITH A JOKE ON DREAM THEORY LMFAOOOOOOOO. "SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE IT"

MATPAT? MOTHERFUCKING MATPAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THE EASTER EGGS!!! THE REFERENCES!!!!!! THERE WERE SO MANY AND THEY MADE ME WANT TO SCREAM AND CRY EVERY TIME OH MY GOD

im not gonna remember all of them but I WANT THE MIDNIGHT MOTORIST HOODIE

max did NOT deserve to die that upset me. she was fine!!!!!!!

also the violence wasnt anything super crazy but it was def more than i expected. also they swore

THE ANIMATRONICS ARE SO FUCKING COOL DUDE OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE REAL

also golden freddy wasnt a girl in the movie. F cassidy

i like mikes character sooooo much ive said so before and im saying it again. vanessa too

THE SONG THE FUCKING SONG THE LIVING TOMBSTONE PLAYING IN THE FUCKINF CREDITS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE

this one is only for the brazilians in here but i actually liked the dub? this sentiment might change after i watch the og version but it wasnt terrible. williams voice was 10/10

balloon boy was funny every single time. fuck this bitch. also the cupcake

THE ITS MEEEEEEEEEEE i wish they did more its mes BUT I SAW THAT!!!

the scene were mike calls abby to the kitchen so they could 'talk' and the aunt was there.... actually broke my heart how dare you

i missed phone guy 😭

OH IM PRETTY SURE I SAW THE FAKE DOG ANIMATRONIC PEOPLE THOUGHT EXISTED YEARS AGO???? I DONT REMEMBER HIS NAME BUT I THINK HE WAS THERE IN THE LIKE STORAGE PLACE i might be crazy tho dont quote me

i thought i wouldnt like it but i love how expressive freddy is its so funny. chica bonnie n foxy too but him especially

ok i those were all my immediate thoughts!!! i wrote this a few hours ago when id JUST gotten back from the theater and now im gonna go watch it again so bye <3

[fictionkinfessions]

oh my god this stupid jealous is gonna be the fucking death of meeeeeeeeeee this is so annoying. i think part of it is bcuz i KNOWW this is a fanfiction ass ship i would never indulge in if i didnt know for a fact I was in love with him, and so im already a little embarrassed. but the ONE MOVIE comes out and everyone is like oh no we all see the light this ship is so much better. lets all talk about this now. WELL HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND!!! the other guy wouldn't TREAT HIM RIGHT. HE NEEDS A KINDBOY TO SHOW HIM THE JOYS OF NOT DOING MURDER!! i can be this for him YOU CAN'T. ugh. ugh! I shouldn't care but in that life i was annoying about romance and ig that carries over. im better for him than the other guy would be. he likes me more than u. actually. grumbles.

its funny too cause the guy everyone is shipping my boyfriend with? also my boyfriend in another canon. twirling my hair and kicking my feet about him except for when i think about him dating- god i wish i wasnt vagueposting this is too many "guys." you get my fucking point. i also probably had something going on with him in a THIRD canon. i hold no ill will to that man, i just want him 300 feet away from My Man.

x

[brunetteaura]

I USED TO SHOOT UP MY VEINS IN NEOOOOON AND SHITS EVEN BRIGHTER YOURE GOOOONE SO MANY THINGS I WOULD SAAAY TO YOU I WAAAAAANT YOU… YOU MOVED TO CALIFORNIA BUT ITS JUST A STATE OF MIND AND YOU KNOW EVERYONE ADORES YOU YOU CANT FEEL IT AND YOURE TIRED BABY WISH THAT YOU WOULD HOLD ME OR JUST SAY THAT YOU WERE MINE BUT ITS KIIIILLING ME SLOOOWLY.. DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF MEEEEEEEEEEE TURN THIS INTO SOMETHING SWEEEEEEET TURN THE RADIO ON DANCING TO A POP SONG… FUCK IT LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FUCK IT I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH FUCK IT I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH I REALLY DOOOOOOOOOOOO….. IT TURNS OUT CALIFORNIAS MORE THAN JUST A STATE OF MIND I MET YOU ON THE BOULEVARD BRAIDS IN MY HAIR YOU BLEW MY MIND AND IF I WASNT SO FUCKED UP I THINK ID FUCK YOU ALL THE TIME (I REALLY DOOOOOOOOOO)

[clivedovelover]

I had a nice dream!!!! We went to a Professor Layton interactive library (i don't know the proper name sorry) and every room was a puzzle that you needed to solve with other people to go to another room (or you could just walk outside the puzzle rooms and reach the other sections)

It was such a nice place

I only reached the first room in my dream, the puzzle was very easy but we couldnt resolve it bc my fucking group WASNT LISTENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEE I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE IT BUT WE NEEDED TO DO IT TOGETHEEEEER

For a tiny bit we went outside (for water orfood idk) and when we came back the room WAS FUUUULL WITH OTHER PEOPLELEKTKNVN

[harryfeatgaga]

People tried to cancel Kid this night like it wasn’t……kid https://x.com/girlsonfillm/status/1732592702636650594?s=46&t=dHhs83zVgYy6oXMPqBEB8Q

PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE ALSO WAIT WASNT IT KID???

[narraboths]

[ask-jungshook]

Hi! I'm super curious where you bought the BTS signed copy of YNWA promo album? :D Since I'm also trash and must indulge myself in BTS stuff or else I'll die ;; Thanks!

// Heyo! I bought it off of ebay, I believe the user is handdollmaking!

I did a lot of research beforehand when it came to signed kpop memorabilia since there are a lot of fakes out there (so I’m always super paranoid), but I came across this blog that went into pretty nice detail indicating how to determine real vs fake : PT 1 & PT 2

That blog does an excellent job of explaining & analyzing BTS’ signatures from their various albums – they haven’t covered YNWA, but you get the general gist from reading the posts. (Legit I was just like BLESS U KIND SOUL when I found it)

But handdoll’s a legit shop on ebay and they pretty much sell a bunch of signed promo albums for a variety of kpop groups! (Also reading the reviews helped a lot with any worries I had– that and the blog I linked above mentioned them as a reputable seller) From personal experience, I previously bought two signed Sechskies albums from them and couldn’t have been happier. :’) What I really like about them is that they take really detailed pictures of the signatures and album conditions so you know what to expect– like if a corner is dented or a signature is smudged etc. I’m like usually super picky about these things, So I wound up like staring at the albums for like an hour making a list of order preference just in case if albums were already bought by the time I was able to (and they were) lol

The only thing about handdoll is is that they have a priority list? Apparently like if you buy from them frequently, you get first dibs when they post new stuff (also a price cut if you left feedback on specific items), I had to wait around 3 days before they opened the listing to the public at the regular price– they like put a placeholder price of $999 to prevent people from buying lol. (You have no idea how often I was stalking their ebay page LOL)

The price however …  LMFAO RIP MY SOUL AND WALLET – I’m pretty sure it was $199 USD + $13 shipping per album if you really wanna be dumb like me and #TREATYOSELF. For promo albums for a lot of the other groups, the prices usually aren’t THAT bad, I just think it’s bc BTS has grown to be so popular that they’ve inflated the prices a shitton (much like they do with their Big Bang promo albums which were pretty much the same if not worse from what I remember) Not sure how many albums are left (keep in mind there’s no photocard either lol), but my only advice is that if you’re seriously looking to buy it, buy now or forever hold your peace because these things can get bought with the blink of an eye. (I learned the hard way with my Sechskies albums – I spend a good time ogling at them but the one I wanted was sold before I could buy it lol)

Regardless, if shipping goes smoothly, I’ll probably be offering a signed copy in my giveaway for free so keep an eye out! :)

[catsareterminal]

Big sad hours because I love reminding myself that almost everyone in my life over the years who’s said they loved me and I wasnt too much lied :)))) I am so easily replaceable and everyone’s always fine but I’m always stuck right where they left meeeeeeeeeee :))))))))))))))

[frankthomas090-blog]

abby winter yoga - The New Angle On Abby Winters Lesbian Porn Just Released

In town for a bit on business, he wants to have some casual fun. 5 inches and THICK- his emphasis. Hes at the top end of length for my preference, but self describing it as thick got my attention. Sometimes theres just an instant connection or chemistry, drawing you in so fast with a new person you just kind of dance around the usual screening process.

Described his cock as 7. Average height, better than average build, green eyes. Hes my age, 31, but with the right combination of personality and body- I can look past it. Gimme that thick dick. This Ginger was respectful and straight to the point from the get-go on Plenty of Fish. Hes former Army- he had a pic up in his dress uniform. He sends me his number, we text briefly, and make the plan to meet that same day.

I appreciated his ability to be direct without being rude or vulgar. I like em young and hung! Also, I give it a 95% hes well endowed- orange is the new Black. At no point did he ask for nudes, or ask endless intimate questions- I give it a 50/50 chance of being a satisfactory encounter given our lack of communication beforehand, but I cant resist a Ginger to save my life.

He passed with flying colors. Im telling you, this isnt rocket science. I feel my lady business respond immediately. In our very brief texting we went over our Dos and Donts, as well as both agreeing we like aggressive AND passionate sex. Dont ever forget that.

The way hes kissing me I can already tell this will likely be a very good encounter. " Its early afternoon, what a great way to spend it. Upon his arrival I am freshly showered, bed is made, and Im wearing t-shirt that says "MEETS OR EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS. He sits next to me, we awkwardly exchange hellos, and then he moves right in to kissing me. Not overly eager, not sloppy, makes you want it right meow.

Hes not pushing my body down while shoving his tongue down my throat. He starts lifting up my shirt after pawing me and groping for the goodies- having discovered my nipples are pierced and briefly sucking them, its time for layers to come off.

He peels his layers off as Im taking mine off and comes right back to mauling me so expertly I couldnt resist. Hes kissing me like hes excited to see me, and hes real good at it. Hes maneuvering me onto my back while he takes a top position.

Moving his head lower he pulls my panties off but with such reckless abandon theyre still on my left leg. Good kissers are also known to be good lovers, from my observation. Youre taking your clothes off, too. I dont recognize the alphabet hes writing, maybe its Spanish.

The moment he kisses my thighs its all over. His eagerness to put his mouth on my slit is palpable. He didnt just dive face first into my nonsense salad- first he ran his tongue up my outer labia on both sides and it felt soft and gentle and GIVE ME MORE. Fuck God sounds totally different when Im cumming and yelling nonsense. Right around now is where I learned Im actually bilingual, but whatever language I was stuttering out can only be whispered or shouted; theres no in between.

Oh my god hes licking my asshole- I have sex Tourettes. Do you think Jesus and God can tell youre not swearing AT them? he pushes my legs up and licks up and down, then just down. I can barely take it, stretched to maximum capacity for comfort, and even then hes mildly uncomfortably large. And it consists mostly of very short, hostile sounding 4 letter words.

DONT STOP, DONT STOP, DONT STOP. Once he was done tracing and teasing I felt the warm, wet touch of his whole mouth open around my clitoris, moving his tongue in ways I cant imagine or describe. Holding my body close to his and pushing his hips up into me, my limbs instinctively wrap around him like a slutty octopus. His length is perfectly spot on- any longer and he just wouldve www.abby winters.com been too much.

GOD DAMN YOU HAVE A BIG DICK. Pushing my limits for size, I question if my lungs have enough room to inflate fully while hes all the way inside. Id put him right around 7 inches in length, my preference being 6.

With my pelvis lifted to the right level, hed shove his tongue in me as my insides start to contract with the orgasm. Literally cumming on his tongue. For sure hes wearing the biggest condom commercially manufactured, or a trash bag. My hips would buck but his arms would find their way around them and hold them in place, while my legs stretched upward trying to walk on the ceiling. We didnt transition out of missionary, he sat up and spread my legs wide while plunging into me with force and conviction.

He rolls on a condom and pushes himself inside me- my eyes rolled back so far I saw memories from my childhood. I sound maybe like a dying rabbit as my fingers pull his short hair and hold his head firmly in place. I didnt keep count, I was much too busy screaming his praises to the Gods.

He gets his and we collapse away from each other. As soon as I begin to cum, back go the legs, down goes the head, and hed ride my climax on his face. When I would start to climax, hed withdraw quickly and push my legs up around my head. He puts his underwear back on and Im guessing hes leaving now, sad times, but then he hops back onto the bed and I take the opportunity to snuggle up into his armpit and touch on his body while I bask in the afterglow.

He does this for every single orgasm. Im wrapped around him and mostly content. I cant get my mouth around it right, my hand doesnt wrap around it. Its awkward to handle, do I need a license? I feel like my certs are out of date because this newfangled cocktraption is just outside of my scope of experience.

Good Lord, who taught you to do that? I gift him my mouth because hes more than earned it. I could definitely go for more, but hes not some 20-something with endless stamina. He pounds away at me from different positions, I like him behind me because I like his stroke and how he braces himself by holding my hips down. Clearly he gets most of his satisfaction from pleasing his lady.

Im not going to argue, and somebody has been listening to my thoughts and dreams again because this man was made in a fucking lab just for me. The sun goes down around 4pm right now so thats not a good indicator either. what even is time, man. Im amused I come across that way- Im all about those afterglow cuddles.

Between our rounds we break for cuddles and snuggles- he confesses he assumed, from my profile on PoF, that he was to go after the first round and I wasnt much for affection or cuddling afterward. He enjoys the cuddles too, and doesnt like to just leave after a hookup unless thats her preference. Please me you thick dick Georgia peach!

Take care of your partner after you fuck them. He enjoys my head game but it just makes him want to fuck me. He gets off twice more and I have no idea how much time has passed. HOLD MEEEEEEEEEEE, pet my hair and tell me Im pretty. Fool I dont get to round 3 very often with men in their supposed prime, so whos more thrilled! Hes an intuitive partner and he reads my cues very well, plus he just wants to bring me all the pleasure.

Apparently he doesnt get to round 3 very often, and hes kind of thrilled about it. His size is intimidating and hes more shaped for vaginal feel goods. I like how he lays it down, and I like anal with the right partner. He admits hes never been able to have anal successfully, and I can understand why.

The way hes shaped, getting the head in is not the hard part- he gest wider towards the middle and base, like a fucking road cone. I dont doubt that hell follow my lead and respect my signals if things get too intense. The last time things started heating up Im on my belly and hes pressing the head of his monster cock on my asshole- Im doing word problems in my head about the likelihood of this being a good idea or not.

He apologizes for cumming too soon- I had to hold back my school girl giggle. He flipped me over and fucked me hard up until I told him to say my magic words. What a dear, sweet lover. He actually thought he owed me an apology after our FOURTH consecutive romp. Tell me you love fucking me. Ive got shit to do as well. 10/10 would fuck again.

I tell him point-blank Id like to see him again before he leaves, he happily agrees. We were unable to make it happen, he was just too big and we didnt do enough warmup, but I took about half of him before tapping out. He texts me asking what my plans are for the evening, as hed like abby winters galleries to grab a couple of beers and a late dinner.

Fast forward 24 hours. When posed with options like this, I always ask WHY NOT BOTH? I tell him Im going to shower and meet him at the restaurant bar near his hotel, he instructs me to bring my lube. I dont really do compromises. Or I could come over to his hotel room after and he could just fuck my brains out all night.

Maybe Id like to join him? In the time it took me to excitedly shower and keelhaul the warts off my body, my phone starts showing notifications of other interested men folk. The words fall out of his mouth and he explodes seconds later, to his own surprise. why end with a OR when theres always an AND?

He tells me I cant miss him at the restaurant bar- hes wearing a cowboy hat. (You thought that hyperlink went to the movie reference, didntcha? CANT TALK NOW, THICKEST DICK EVER WANTS TO TAKE ME TO POUND TOWN! Oh goody, I know what Im wearing later. Can honestly say hes a good one.

Test me, Ive got true grit. ) The company was great, hes fun to talk to. Cleaned up, its time for him to go he has things to do. As were leaving I ask how many Magnum XL condoms he has- he says 4. He confesses he doesnt generally have his lady spend the night because hes very affectionate and waking up next to someone hes spent the better part of the night pleasing, can lead to him having feelings.

We need to buy more, STAT. I feel like a teenager again. We talk about our kids, divorce, he tells me about his previous military experience, and what hes doing now. Rolling into Wal-Mart at that hour, with giant shit-eating grins on our faces, buying only condoms.

You think youre big, you aint big until you must have custom condoms. I get what youre saying, were gonna fool around and then I gotta GTFO. Sexy Ginger man with a good head on his shoulders and giant cock, somebody please snatch this man up quick haha or dont, and let him keep sharing that beautiful endowment with all the ladies.

Back to the hotel room, we barely make it to the bed and hes on me. Details from here are fuzzy, but he went down for ages and we fucked around in every position. Dont get it twisted; theres approximately 10 million condoms in my purse, but they wouldnt fit him. Remember, if youre hard to size on either end of the spectrum theres a UK company called TheyFit that you can enter your measurements into and theyll get you fitted with one of their 66 sizes.

We took a smoke break before trying www.abby winters yoga abby winters.com (linked site) again, and he tells me hes half Mexican. This perfect Ginger man is also a beaner. He was made just for me. While he was behind me licking and sucking my clit, shoving his tongue inside my pussy and my asshole, I hear the top of the lube bottle click. At some point I wore his Stetson when we come back inside, naked.

He positions himself at the backdoor and gently adds pressure until I whimper or tense up. Working together slowly, gently, following my vocal cues I take him to the base. Pushed to the hilt we pause. Its more than mildly uncomfortable, but if we take it slow itll feel great.

I can feel it cold and slippery, then hear him stroking it on himself. I swear to Kylie Minogue I cant make this stuff up. Im a little drunk- 3 drinks on a mostly empty stomach, Ill sit on your lap and call you Daddy if you want. He picks up the pace, we start talking dirty to each other. I have not been quiet at all during any of this, but now Im incapable of controlling the primal animal noises Im bleating into the bedding.

He was having some performance issues but was bound and determined to make sure I enjoyed our time as much as possible. I can feel him shaking a bit, hes going to cum soon. Its late, the booze and orgasms are sedating me.

Hes down close on me, wrapping his big hands around mine, entwining our fingers, crossing arms under my chin as he grinds into me. I tell him to withdraw slowly. I wake up hazily to roll over and his arms find their way around me again, hes a perfect big spoon. After several loud, amazing orgasms, he gets down close and pushes himself inside me all at once.

Rocking into me Im wrapped around him in my koala hug. Hes holding me and Im lost in it. I awake fully to him sliding down the bed, tossing my right leg over and burying his face in my morning pussy. Digging my fingers into his back and pulling his short hair, I dont want it to end. Im cold and reach for a sheet, he covers us immediately and Im back out like a light.

He slows down but hes plunging into me with the kind of force and quivering body that lets me know its now. Pushing my skirt up, pulling my panties to the side, he takes my box in his mouth and I hold on for dear life, staring up at the mirrored ceiling I get to watch myself almost cum in his mouth.

Morning sex was more passionate, and a bit briefer. Hes even kissing me with my dragon breath. We havent even hit the floor button yet. When we get to the ground floor we smoke together outside, recap our enjoyment with each other. My back hurts from how he so violently throws my legs back to eat my pussy while Im cumming, both my pussy and asshole are recovering from their respective stretching and beating, and Im walking on a broken toe.

We get dressed together, and he goes to walk me out but as soon as the elevator door closed he dropped to his knees. He tells me after two days with me, he wont be able to fuck for a week. God damn that was good. He reaches up, hits L, and continues his works. 10/10 would fuck any time. I am completely satisfied. This will happen one week from now, when he has free time again.

I scamper home to sit on frozen bags of peas, pound water, and cuddle all my pillows. tt/2i9A4Cy /u/DDfnord Link is directly to this story http://ift. This entry on my sex blog has hyperlinks, if youd like to see it in full I write on WordPress and the blog name is All The Dicks.