#IT SHOULD NOT BE THIS LONG MY INABILITY TO KEEP THINGS SHORT NOOOOOO

[formal-frog-shoes]

we got listing, cause i was bored at work

Now imma be real, i couldnt figure out who would be a troll and who would be a human?

so i used a randomizer (though some i freaking shifted some around. for fun)

humans:

Cater Diamond (cause i already drew that, i cant back out now)

Trey Clover (for that one post i saw you also cause some stuff im workin on)

Ruggie Buchi

Deuce Spade

Silver (Very used to Troll things, cause Lilia trol-lore reasons)

Jamil Viper

Vil Schonenheit (Bro's name is so hard to spell. Not why he's a human. just have trouble spelling)

Kalim Al Asim

Trolls

Idia Shroud (THIS MAN WILL BE INDIGO BLOOD I BET MY SOUL ON IT)

Leona Kingscholar

Ortho Shroud (Aradiabot style, died early one brother of Idia, Burgundy Blood got he ghost and put him in da robody that Idia made.)

Floyd Leech

Jade Leech (I will not separate the twins, but as all the fanart ive seen they will be Violet. It just makes sense)

Lilia Vanrouge (Troller of Silver early on, became very attached to this human child, and has given him many troll lessons. Silver thought it was like a game world building thing at first. Until he meets the trolls of course)

Sebek Zigvolt (Bro calls everyone humans, makes sense. The wheel picked this one)

Azul Ashengrotto (Everyone makes him Fuschia? not me. He is Cerulean, cause his name literally means Blue, and also 8 theme, and also pirate mini theme and also cause capitalism seems to be secondary in Vriska bloodtype)

Riddle Rosehearts

Malleus Draconia

Jack Howl

Ace Trappola

NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL 8 HUMANS AND 12 TROLLS (Excluding the alpha trolls cause there's not enough characters and only 2 out of the twelve were important and i dislike both of them), the remaining characters were left out! So i did some thinking, (for fun) and now we have two

very

important spots left.

Cherubs

Epel Felmier

Rook Hunt

Of course, we're not following homestuck lore or anything, cause lets be honest, i dont want either of them to follow the lord english route (although, this might make people perturbed, but like Epel would make a pretty interesting Lord English.)

plus i dont wanna do the whole. Sharing a body thing? Rather, they exist on opposite like walls in the little room thing and they have to share a computer that has like two monitors

like this. and they can like hear each other though the wall. (to match with Rooks hunting thing, i'll give him like Callie's book of lore thing? but also he like internet stalks his friends. cause that's normal and very in line for him, i'd think)

ALSO it's been like several years since i've read. homestuck and i literally just finished chapter 2 of Twisted Wonderland like maybe 2 weeks ago and haven't continued the story. i do frequently fact check homestuck stuff when making aus and ideas and stuff, and i've read like so many scattered memes and spoilers for TWST so like that's all my knowledge.

so if something seems weird or whatever, like let me know? and i'll read it, love information. but also this is a joke au, so things being serious will probably not happen. unless i get too attached to this dumb au then maybe.