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#IS THIS A JOKE?
protectionsquad24601 · 6 months
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Sherlock Holmes, despite being one of the most adapted characters in media, is almost always characterized differently than in the source material. Despite having a habit of unnerving people with his deductions, and his distaste for the police force, Sherlock Holmes is canonically good at reassuring people, gets along amicably with clients, and has an affectionate relationship with Watson. However, he is almost always adapted to be extremely stoic and unable to interact with people in a regular fashion, as is a common trope with genius characters. Whether being smart but socially inept is a caricature of Savant Syndrome or a result of an effort to create flaw in a character whose skills were not balanced out with much deficit, it is clear that Sherlock Holmes has been the subject of much transformation in the public consciousness, straying from the envisioning of Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle. Is this modified personality better, creating a more well-rounded and interesting character? Or, does it instead stereotype and boil down the traits that, left alone, made Sherlock Holmes the quintessential star of detective fiction, restorting to trite and digestible cliché? In this essay I will
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lulublack90 · 5 months
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Prompt 29 - Bodyguard AU
@wolfstarmicrofic April 29, word count 490
James had been Sirius’s bodyguard for years. They’d long ago turned from guard and principal to friends. Sirius didn’t take risks without telling James and James was a bit more relaxed about the strict rules he’d been given by the custodians of the House of Black. They had to hide their friendship, of course, if any of those old bats were around, but all in all, Sirius had quite a pleasant life.
Out of the blue, his brother, Regulus, requested James’s services on a trip to Paris. Sirius had argued but, in the end, relented when his old friend asked him for permission as it was an extended trip and he’d feel better knowing Regulus had someone competent with him and not like the last one who’d gotten distracted by a beauty in a red dress and lost sight of Regulus. 
“I’ve got an old buddy from my unit who’s said he can cover me here.” James had told him once he’d agreed. Sirius didn't see any problem with this as James had never steered him wrong.
He appraised the lanky man before him. 
“Is this some sort of joke? How exactly are you meant to protect me?” He scoffed when Remus had entered the lounge area on his first day. 
Quick as the wind, Remus was behind him, wrapping his arms around his waist and throat, pinning him against his chest, a small blade pressed into his throat. He let Sirius go almost as quickly as he’d captured him. The furious wildness that roared from his face and eyes nearly made Sirius swoon. He gasped as he realised he’d stopped breathing. 
He was so much stronger than he looked. That hideous knitted jumper hid wiry muscles. Muscles grown from use and not just for vanity. 
Remus straitened from his broad stance and left without a word. Sirius tried to chase after him to apologise. He opened the door and ran face-first into Remus’s back. He’d already stationed himself in front of the door. Sirius bounced off him and landed on the soft carpet, dazed. 
He had to blink a few times to clear his head and when he did, the sight that beheld him nearly sent him back into that stupor. Remus was towering over him, a look of concern on his face. 
“Are you alright?” Remus asked, grasping Sirius by the arms and hauling him to his feet. Sirius stumbled slightly and braced his hands against Remus’s chest. He swallowed hard as his eyes met Remus’s honey-coloured ones. Remus blinked a few times, his breath hitching once before he carefully extracted himself from Sirius and returned to his post.
This was going to be a hard two months if their first meeting had Sirius ready to jump him. He went and took a very long, very cold shower, trying his hardest to ignore the images of those molten honey eyes staring into his soul, flickering through his mind.  
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irestotles · 1 year
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I could never let anyone hate any versions of any turtles not gonna lie. I'll hunt you myself.
bay mikey is an exception. I understand completely.
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owchie-wowchie · 3 months
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My favorite part of Hatchetfield is when they go, "It's hatchet time!" and they ax murder all over the place
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versuko · 4 months
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just got disrespected by a 5’3 male…hold ME BACK.
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lassie-farce · 4 months
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Girls be like “oh this is my babygirl” and point to the roughest, middle agest, most traumatized looking man you had ever laid your eyes upon
It’s me I’m girls
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mylimaziz-blog · 6 months
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Listen, I mean come on
As much as I love April (omg she needed to have more screen time she's so)
These two had smth going on >_>
How did Viceroy deal with McFist constantly I can't??
(this is a half joke but also not <3)
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meyocoko · 6 months
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drolaticdaydreams · 9 months
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the most mature thing an lgbt person can do in this society is admit that a straight ship is better than a gay ship
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amiraallis · 8 months
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Fool-proof home defense
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softie-rain · 4 months
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me cause now tiktok users will get on their thg phase again and they just don't get it like we do 😔😔😔 [I'm a gatekeeper]
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five-oh-thirst · 13 days
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ISO: platonic cuddles
Applications are now being accepted
No experience necessary
Cuddler must remain quiet because cuddlee is a migraine sufferer, and noise hurts
Inquire within
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versuko · 4 months
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just found out my ex was talking to other girls while he was with me haha!
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shentheauthor · 1 year
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Finally, lotus has a proper harem
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ziggityzigg · 7 months
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They’re made for each other
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bigassbowlingballhead · 2 months
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Releasing music as part of a fake boyband is honestly so cringe to me 😬🫣
wait they're still releasing new music from that movie?
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