#IN MY NOSE

[awkwardarmadildo]

i was on a phone call with my cousin and she made me laugh so hard that a blood vessel burst in my nose and i ended up bleeding a full cup of blood every minute so then my other cousin that i was staying with drove me to urgent care and i got my fucking nose cauterized and i just think that would be a really fun story to tell to aliens

HSO thought

So, doctors will sometimes cauterize wounds to stop or minimize bleeding (I think), I guess it's just kind of crazy to think about that. But imagine an alien visiting their human friend, and for some reason cauterization gets brought up, and the human friend casually talks about themself getting a wound cauterized and the alien friend is horrified bc that isn't something that happens in space?

Idk y'all, human medical technology and techniques are absolutely wild and bonkers, we see it all as normal and whatnot, but what about aliens that have never seen or heard of techniques that we use regularly?

[papirfecni]

drunken caitvi at da club……….

[joyousjoyfuljoyness]

Presenting, "Boop," the 9th painting in my Close Encounters Collection!

[crabussy]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

[supd00dle]

This was funnier in my head

[honestlydarkprincess]

standard ear piercings count

each hole counts as one piercing to me (except for like connected piercings like the industrial)

*bonus points if you tell me what piercings you have

edit: accidentally skipped 19, so sorry if you have 19 piercings just round down or up, up to you

[laur-rants]

I love when my borzoi does the thing

[really-fucked-up-stimboards]

falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

[heartnosekid]

monkeycatluna on ig

[koifee]

“When he met me, and when I killed him.”🩸

[xuroky]

marriage proposals

[soupdwelling]

she’s in way too deep i fear

[ash-and-starlight]

humble contribution

[uhohbestie]

A way more avian Grian than I usually draw, just for fun :3

[wildfane]

fanon vs canon: leafpool’s patience for jaypaw

[yanoharuhito]

i've been you, i know you, your facade is a scam!

feel free to use/draw this design with credit :3