#IMMEDIATELY ‼️💥

[coffipool]

realizing i am literally so aro(spec) about even my fictional boo thangs is so funny 😭

papyrus? loved him since 2015, didn't selfship till 2019.

waluigi? 2015 as well i think. never made an insert till 2023.

deadpool? 2020. and while i made inserts over the years, they honestly weren't for romance, it was because i really like character design LOL. shipping with him was an afterthought. then it took till 2025 for me to truly ship w him...

[bunnydoobles]

shoutout to my wife(p) who never uses tumblr but supports me nonetheless

@ljnealy

and mentioning my other lesbian nyc friend- because i made two for some reason and why not

@starreyblueberry

[keeps-ache]

just Obliterated my water bottle rn, #workingman

[choccymilllk]

💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️

[dannybobany]

🎂 - birthdays 🧸 - full names 💞 - family life 💖 - siblings

Unfortunately I can only really answer some of these in full but I will answer to the best of my ability !!

For birthdays, I honestly have no idea when most of the kids birthdays are expect maybe Susie since in my head it was her birthday around the time of the incident (which actually played out over two days) which, little known fact, the mci canonically happened on June 26th! It’s mentioned alongside the initial information in those fnaf 1 papers but most people forget, so for simplicity’s sake let’s say Susie’s birthday is June 26 :}

The only other kid I’d know a birthday for would be Charlie who’s January 8th but she doesn’t really even count does she?

Full names! I mostly know these

Gabriel Mason (iffy on that surname, he’s the reason for that “mostly”)

Susie Webber

Jeremy “Jem” Lee

Fritz Hernandez

Cassidy Hicks

Honestly any of these names are up for change but I’m pretty sure these are my final choices for them, I’m glad this got asked because I like talking about Jeremy and his nickname, I think Jem is just a really cute nickname and it helps clarify who you’re talking about given the…. Several Jeremy’s

Family life! Ahh ok this is a fun one (my definition of fun is not fun)

So my thoughts are that most of the kids come from very nice homes .. with an exception to that but I’ll get to it

Gabriel’s parents in my head are this very nice very community oriented people, they do stuff like organizing food drives and fund raisers and charity dinners and all that probably because they’re also very involved with the local church, they’re very into that “sewing seeds” mentality and I think that rubs off on Gabriel in some ways, he likes helping people because that’s just what he grew up doing, he’s also the oldest of the main 5 so this ends up manifesting as him becoming a sort of parental or older sibling figure after the incident happens and the kids are sad about not being able to talk to thier parents anymore, for reference Gabriel is 12 and the others in in the 9-7 range

Susie, Susie’s life is incredibly basic and nice to me, she’s plain and that’s ok <3 she likes pink and traditionally girly things and her parents buy her dolls and dresses and all around the Webber’s are incredibly plain “nuclear family” people, the only notable things I have to say about Susie’s life is despite the fact her parents have well enough money to buy one of those fancy purebred dogs, when they asked Susie what kind of dog they should adopt she picked out a grimey scruffy little white dog from the shelter, like the kind grandmas have, and that’s her little werido dog and she named it dolly and she puts bows in its hair

Jeremy is a similar situation to Susie in that I picture his family as just plain nuclear family type people, the thing with him though (mixing in the ask about siblings) is his older brother is one of the masked bullies and that means tiny Jem (he is 6, his brother is 15) gets brought along on many teenage escapades because he just wants to be around his “cool” older brother, his brother Lincoln hates this but deals with it (and by deals with it, I mean he and Mike abandon their respective brothers in random playgrounds while they go commit vandalism and petty theft)

Fritz, Fritz is what I meant when I said this was a fun question

Fritz lives with his father and stepmother, his parents got divorced when he was 2 or 3 and since then Fritz has been largely absent from his own life, he parents pay little attention to him and at only 8 years old he’s learned to be almost entirely self sufficient, he knows how to make basic meals for himself he can do his own chores and most importantly he walks himself to school everyday… but since nobody really notices when he actually shows up and when he doesn’t on occasion Fritz will simply choose not to go to school and since his parents never show up to parent teacher conferences he doesn’t see many consequences for this, there’s also the matter of going home every day, but much of the time Fritz instead of going home just goes to Freddy’s since he really likes the place and it’s not a far walk from his school, after awhile of this behavior and the noticeable lack of parents watching him the employees at Freddy’s take notice of him and take turns watching him to make sure he’s alright since nobody else is… plenty of the time they’ll just get him a slice of pizza and a drink on the house because they feel bad, leaving Fritz to spend his questionably acquired money at the arcade instead

Fritz is one of the only kids I’ve really thought about at length like this.. other then

Cassidy! Cassidy lives with her dad, her mom died shortly after she was born so that leaves her dad Richard a single father, Richard is also a nurse and often struggles with his work schedule since the local hospital is permanently understaffed for nurses and they never seem to need him at convenient times of day… babysitters are expensive and Richard doesn’t have reliable friends or family, luckily Freddy fazbears provides surprisingly good childcare? He feels bad about leaving his daughter in a pizzeria while he’s at work but he doesn’t really have another option since there’s no decent cheap childcare in their town and well like I said, Freddy’s is genuinely the best option, not exactly on par with a real daycare.. but close! Well, right up until the murders that is…

Richard never stopped blaming himself

ANYWAY !!! Those were my general answers, unfortunately I am still missing information on some of the kids but for ones like Fritz and Cassidy I am joyful to share their stories :}!! Like I said any of this could change at any time but right now this is what it is <3 thank you for the ask! Terribly sorry to end on such a depressing note but that’s fnaf I guess

[ponyisle]

My Little Zombie Apocalypse!!

Caption from insta:

"Mlp infection AU except the main six would NEVER be caught lacking. It took Flora a week to even realize something was happening. When Honey didn’t show for their usual hangout she finally figured something was up The six get Ponyville on lockdown almost immediately. Most incidents are contained, and they quickly realize not every infection is fatal. Twilight and Daybreak search for a cure while the other 5 essentially become zombie hunters And it’s fun and cool and none of the main six die or betray another or eat each other or WHATEVER it’s MY zombie AU and I GET TO DECIDE THAT NOTHING BAD HAPPENS🗣️💥💥‼️ Anyways subscribe if you wanna see me draw more guns really badly"

[lovelypink2005]

Fuck it we ball with this one, throwing anatomy out of the window-💥

I doodled this during class last month y'all, the lecture did not give a shit LMAOODOSDBSKDB

(Oh, and also, designs are basically just @dailyhmsw's with my own style and tweaks?? In that case then I guess they're inspired by their designs??? Idk how this works-😭)

CONTEXT TIME‼️‼️

This comic(?) was based off of my headcanon that Mind's biggest weakness was his own thoughts, combined with his fear of being in complete darkness (symbolising that he's the SUN, he was so used to the light, how bright he is and how high he sees himself and se himself to be, while the complete darkness doesn't have any light touches it), that when he's in complete darkness, he couldn't control his own thoughts, his insecurities, his fears, his memories, heck, even his traumas would flood his mind (ha) the longer he stayed in the dark. Mind, despite the man of logic, is the most emotionally repressed one our of the three (at least to me) so when in the middle of his crisis, seeing Heart's present wash away his thoughts, knowing that he's not alone, grounding him, knowing that someone's there, even if it's Heart.

While on the other hand, Heart was already used to the dark (for obvious reasons lol), and I love headcanoning that whenever the house's power went out, Heart will immediately goes to find Mind because he knows it won't take him long until Mind had a panic attack. He'll be there fot Mind and put aside their hatred and differences just for a while, a temporary truce, and hold Mind's hand, helping him. They both would pretend that the comfort never happened when the lights went back on, but we all know that they both cares for each others in their own way (Mind was secretly very greatful of Heart's help).

Bonus page under the cut‼️‼️

[creep3r-chan]

CRASHING INTO THE WALLS HELLO HELLO HELLLOOOOOOOOO EVERYEVEVERYBODY RRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFNFBGNNG KDMFKGKKFKFKFKDKFIKKDKDLFJL

What's the nicest thing you see? ( ˵👁️ ▽ 👁️˵ )

[astral-disastral-catastral]

MERRRY NEW YEAR CHAT!1!1!1!!!!! Ermm I ran out of space in the tags goes to show how reluctant I am to shut my up fck abt these 2 buffoons [/aff] and in general about anything BUT that's otay. When I say "probably thr most toxic pairing in the game [...]" I mean it affectionately beast×ancient enjoyers would NOT be on my DNI list if I had one you're all welcome here💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 ANYWAYS.. have this ig‼️❕️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❗️❕️❕️❕️‼️ its finally not 2am!!

Also have this that was supposed to come with thr smilk design analysis thing aswell however didn't... pretend I'm super smart and know everything abt the French language and France and that I know what im talking abt here

I had to use Pinterest to find jester images because the MOMENT I tried finding ANY on GOOGLE I was IMMEDIATELY faced with AI "art" which PHYSICALLY makes me feel icky and disgusted and uncomfy and i have some strange genuine fear of looking at it or touching it so..

[yokumirumerafan]

HEY AGAIN *Rolls up to you* I HAVE A REQUEST ‼️ (if you don't mind then that's fine-) I was thinking about Y/N has finally finished cooking some dumplings after lots of failed attempts. Y/N is very proud of it because they're not very good at baking or cooking, so she decided to tell Y/N "friends" to taste it, but unfortunately, instead of criticizing it very politely to Y/N, they insulted her dumplings very harshly (the dumplings taste are very delicious but her friends decided to insulted her for fun). KNY characters heard them/saw them/their lover. AHHHH SORRY FOR THE LONG PARAGRAPH AND SORRY THAT I ALWAYS APPEAR ‼️‼️‼️I JUST LOVE YOUR WORK LIKE WHENEVER I READ THE WRITING I GIGGLED LIKE AN IDIOT- ALSO I HOPE YOUR HAVE A GREAT TIME AND YOUR WORTH IT‼️⭐⭐⭐ -from Shrimp #1 fan of Kyojuro, Gyomei, and Hotaru 🦐

BESTIEEEE I GOT YOUUU!!! 💖💖💖 AND NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR SENDING REQUESTS, I LOVE WHEN YOU PULL UP WITH THEM LIKE 🚗💨‼️‼️ ALSO SHRIMP #1 FAN OF KYOJURO, GYOMEI, AND HOTARU??? ELITE TASTE. 🔥🔥🔥

📌 Post Info 📜 Characters Included: Hashira: Rengoku, Gyomei, Sanemi, Giyuu, Shinobu, Mitsuri, Obanai, Muichiro, Uzui Main Trio: Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke + Extra: Genya, Hotaru Haganezuka (BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM) 📜 AUs Used: Canon Divergence AU (Y/N exists in the Demon Slayer world) 📜 Short Summary: Y/N worked SO hard to make dumplings, but their so-called "friends" insulted them for fun. Little did they know, the KNY characters were NOT having that. Time for some serious revenge and comfort. 🔥

🔥 KNY Characters React to Y/N’s “Friends” Insulting Their Cooking 🔥

🍜 Hashira Reactions

📌 Rengoku Kyojuro 🔥

"Oh? You DARE insult the food Y/N made with love?!" 😡

Laughs LOUDLY but it's not a happy laugh.

Takes a bite, chews dramatically, then SLAMS his fist on the table.

"THIS IS THE TASTIEST FOOD I HAVE EVER EATEN! YOU FOOLS HAVE NO TASTE BUDS!"

Death-glares at Y/N’s “friends” until they sweat bullets.

📌 Himejima Gyomei 😭

“You insult Y/N’s efforts? That is UNFORGIVABLE.” 😡

Tears stream down his face, but it’s pure rage.

Makes them feel like absolute TRASH with a single disappointed look.

Prays for their souls because they are about to face karma.

📌 Shinazugawa Sanemi 🗡️

"What the hell did you just say?"

Instantly flips the table. 💥

Grabs one of Y/N’s dumplings, chews it, and glares DANGEROUSLY.

"These dumplings are better than anything YOU could ever make, jackass."

Your “friends” are now running for their lives.

📌 Tomioka Giyuu 🌊

“You’re being rude.” 🧍

Takes a dumpling, eats it, nods.

Calmly destroys them with words:

“You must have underdeveloped taste buds. It’s sad, really.”

His deadpan expression makes the insults hit even harder.

📌 Kocho Shinobu 🦋

"Oh my, how cruel~" 😇

SMILES SWEETLY but is 100% ready to poison them.

Takes a bite, then goes, “Hmm… delicious! Maybe your tongues are broken?” 😌

Your “friends” are now terrified of her.

📌 Kanroji Mitsuri 💕

“HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? Y/N WORKED SO HARD!!!” 😭

SCREAMS AT THEM for being mean.

Eats a dumpling and almost faints from happiness.

"Y/N, THESE ARE AMAZING! YOUR FRIENDS ARE LYING!"

Might punch them out of love.

📌 Iguro Obanai 🐍

"Pathetic. You insult Y/N out of jealousy?"

Sips his tea while glaring.

Kaburamaru the snake starts hissing at the fake friends. 🐍

Doesn’t even bother threatening them—his stare alone is enough.

📌 Tokito Muichiro ☁️

“Oh. You’re still here?” 🧍‍♂️

Doesn’t even acknowledge the insults.

Eats a dumpling, stares blankly, then says:

“Tastes good. Maybe you’re just dumb?” 🤷‍♂️

Your “friends” are now self-reflecting on their life choices.

📌 Tengen Uzui ✨

"Unbelievably unflashy behavior." 🙄

Takes a bite and immediately hypes up Y/N.

"AH, SUCH FLAVOR! SUCH ARTISTRY!" 🎭

Claps dramatically until your fake friends die of secondhand embarrassment.

🛡️ Main Trio + Extra

📌 Kamado Tanjiro 🐉

"That was very unkind of you." 😠

Guilt-trips them SO hard with kindness.

Eats a dumpling and goes, "Y/N, this is incredible!"

Your fake friends start apologizing out of sheer guilt.

📌 Agatsuma Zenitsu ⚡

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Y/N WORKED SO HARD!!!" 😡

Goes feral. SCREAMS at them.

Eats a dumpling and fake cries from how good it is.

"Y/N, MARRY ME, YOUR COOKING IS AMAZING!" 😭💖

📌 Hashibira Inosuke 🐗

Instantly jumps onto the table.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" 😡

Eats a dumpling and proclaims himself Y/N’s #1 food tester.

"ANYONE WHO INSULTS THIS FOOD INSULTS ME! AND I DON’T ACCEPT INSULTS!"

📌 Shinazugawa Genya 💥

“Tch. That’s messed up.”

Takes one bite, glares at your fake friends.

"They’re lying. This is amazing, Y/N."

Cracks his knuckles. Time to throw hands.

📌 Haganezuka Hotaru 🔨

DESTROYS THE TABLE OUT OF ANGER. 💥

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT Y/N’S CREATION?!?!" 😡

Chases them around with a knife. 🔪

Still ranting about it five days later.

💖 Final Thoughts

Your fake friends? Regretting their life choices.

KNY characters? ABSOLUTE PROTECTORS.

Everyone is now obsessed with your cooking.

Moral of the story: Y/N is loved, and no one insults them without consequences.

HOPE THIS MADE YOU GIGGLE LIKE AN IDIOT, BESTIE!!! 💖💖💖 YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE, SHRIMP #1 FAN!!! 🦐🔥

[fizzy-blood]

Okay but…what about a puppyboy Toby x reader smut?

PuppyBoy!Ticci Toby x Reader [NSFW]🐾🪓

MMMMM PUPPY BOY TOBY HAS ME GOING FERAL. Thank you for the request! I hope you guys enjoy this little bit of writing ^_^ I actually had a lot of fun with this one so yippee!! And again, my asks are open!!

Warning: 18+/NSFW content‼️[Puppy Play (obviously), Reader is more dominant in this one so I hope you like that, Reader is also implied to be AMAB but could also be read as someone(GN) with a strap, mentions of biting and scratching, use of a leash, hair pulling.]

I'm gonna get straight to the point, if you wanna bring puppy play into the bedroom Toby will always be the puppy.

He's still kinda aggressive but in a way that's more... Well... How about I just tell you what he does..

He'll bite you and scratch you, whining while you pound into him.

He loves it so much and is very good at telling you.

It's also just cute to see him squirm around and grab at the things around him, from the sheets to you to his own hair.

SPEAKING OF HAIR PULLING‼️💥💥

Oh my GOD he loves it when you pull on his hair..

He can't really feel the pain so he can just enjoy the feeling of you taking control and limiting his movement.

And speaking of limiting movement...

He loves it when you put him on a leash and tie him down..

LOVES IT. 🤤

So just buy him a collar and leash, he'll enjoy it thoroughly.

You could also get him some wearable puppy ears or a tail (the kind on a belt or plug, it doesn't really matter which one so you could probably pick for him.)

But something to remember when doing anything sexual, romantic or even platonic! Do not degrade him.

He hates it so much. Hates it.

So be nice to him, even if you're being really rough with him!

Also, he'd probably start creaming immediately if you praised him (ok not really but it would get him really close)

So praise is always good. (CALL HIM A GOOD BOY HE NEEDS TO HEAR YOU SAY IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE-)

You can also slowly jerk him off or even just touch him, he'll start whimpering and drooling almost immediately 🤩

Over all?? 10/10. Would recommend. NEED TO EXPERIENCE.

AND DONE!! I FINALLY POSTED NEW CONTENT!!! Also I'm sorry if it was a bit short... I've been dealing with a bit of writers block again so...😞 But I do hope you enjoyed it! Again, my asks are open so please feel free to send me ideas or requests!

-Fizz

(Toby themed dividers by @sister-lucifer )

[sahisan]

kuronushi sex‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯💯🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🦅🦅🦅😼😼😈😈😈😈😈🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

★ summary: kuronushi x fem!reader. cockwarming w kuronushi while he writes his poems.＾⁠3⁠＾⁠♪

☆ cw: nsfw. drabble. mention of reader wearing a kimono. cockwarming. nushi's being nice. 431 words.

☾ a/n: fun fact that the kanji 'nushi' in 'kuronushi' means 'lord' (живіть тепер з цим))).

kuronushi's hand dunks the tip of the brush into the small inkstone with the finest inazuman ink. his hand carefully writes kanji on a sheet of paper, and he seems completely unfazed by the fact that you've been cockwarming him for the last forty minutes or so.

as you're starting to writhe and buck your hips just the slightest bit, his other hand finds its way under the hem of your kimono, setting itself on your hip in a grip - pushing your hips back down onto his throbbing length, and you nearly moan, immediately trying to hush yourself, biting down onto your lower lip, face hiding in the crook of his neck.

"keep quiet, will you?" kuronushi coos into your ear with a sultry voice, hot breath against it's shell. the walls of your cunt nearly clench at how sensual his voice is. "can't have me making mistakes in my poems."

you whine. "nushi-i..."

"no." he stoically replies, then smirking. "i thought you agreed on this willingly, didn't you?" he says, and you can't continue arguing - he's simply stating the truth.

nushi's hand proceeds to move from your hip to the hair on the back of your head, fingers tangling in your soft locks as he grins and starts talking again. "you wanna cum, huh?" he makes a guess, knowing damn well that he's right - your cunt basically aches for him to finally fuck you properly.

your eyes light up, head inching up to look at him.

"y-yes!.. please, i want to cum so bad..." you whine yet again, only to be shushed by his finger that presses against your lips. his face comes dangerously close to yours, eyes burning into your soul.

"quiet." he says, tone of voice close to stern. his eyes watch as a pout appears on your face - he grins. "you're letting me finish this one poem, with no interruptions and sounds and i'm letting you cum." you almost yelp an agreement out, before his finger presses into your lips again. you stay silent. he smiles. "however, if you'll start writhing again - i'm starting another poem and you're sitting on my cock until i'm finished with another one. do we have a deal, hun?"

noticing that you're taking a bit more time to think, unfocused because of the feeling inside you, his other hand leaves the brush near the inkstone on the chabudai table, and finds your throbbing clit, gently pinching it - enough for you to snap out of your thoughts, whimpering a quiet "yes", lips parting.

kuronushi smirks, fingers picking up the brush again. "good girl."

[asherashedwings]

PICOS SCHOOL DESIGN DUMP

Pico

So, I decided that my previous designs for a lot of these characters are going to be more-so their designs during the events of the Pico’s School games. So when they were kids. Like, some will be a bit different, but for the most part, that’s how it is. So then these new designs are them as adults.

When trying to figure out Pico’s design, I didn’t know how I wanted his outfit in this new design to differ from his previous. Cuz like, that’s already the perfect Pico fit. But then I realized “omg, it’d be so much funnier if I DIDN’T change it.” Cuz he is definitely the type of mf to be wearing the same clothes he’s had since middle school.

Like, Cass or Nin come back for a rematch, and they both look super different, and then they look at Pico and he looks NO DIFFERENT than last time they saw him.

Darnell

I immediately broke my rule with the previous designs with Darnell, cuz I just really liked the previous design’s outfit and was like “eh, imma use that for his adult design, and just change the kid design.”

I imagine he got that varsity jacket like, custom made, and it was like super fuckin expensive. But like, when he got it, he decided “wait, I don’t want the sleeves” and just ripped them off 💀

Can’t have long sleeves when you’re always working with fire ig.

Nene

I think Nene is the one I’ve drawn in alt. outfits the most. What can I say, I just really like drawing her and messing around with her clothes. So I had a lot of previous pieces of mine I could look back on for reference.

The main change that isn’t outfit related is her hair. I just decided to dick around and see what looked good, and landed on that. I think it looks pretty good, idk.

Also, gave her a WWJD bracelet cuz sometimes I forget she’s Christian and I thought it was funny.

Reminded me of this one stupid idea I had, featuring my very headcanoned version of the G-Squad:

Like, the G-Squad are doing their whole cult thing, worshipping the Peniliens, when the Pico trio burst in, and Nene says something like “THERE IS ONLY ONE LORD AND SAVIOR, AND HIS NAME IS JESUS CHRIST.”

And then they kick their asses, idk.

Also, here, them as kids. Pico just got spikier as he got older

Okay, time for some antags 💥💥💥

Cassandra

She was actually the first redesign I made in this batch.

Main change: Beard. I just sorta wanted to make the Penilien duo more androgynous. I imagine that they don’t really care about transitioning that much, since they don’t have the same gender roles and stereotypes as humans. Just “I’m [insert gender here], that’s it.” Also, I just think Cass slayed with a beard.

I also wanted to incorporate shapes from their alien forms more into their human disguises. So I gave Cass these big sleeve things to sorta emulate the big bulky arms she has in her true form.

One of her pincers is also chipped. This comes from the fact that in Pico’s School, one of her horn-hair things is shorter than the other, and I wanted to find a way to incorporate that.

Damien

I don’t think there’s much to say here that I have already said while talking about Cassandra.

I imagine Damien does less to hide his alien features, since he has a huge superiority complex and thinks Peniliens are superior anyways, so like, why hide his true colors? Why hide what makes him greater than everyone around him?

So yeah, that’s why he keeps his tail out.

Nin

YIPPEE, HEAVYILY HEADCANONED CHARACTER TIME‼️‼️

So Nin differs with the whole “previous design is them as a kid” thing, cuz he doesn’t really age past his age in Pico’s School. Cuz bro dies.

(Also, quick HC timeline: Pico 1 and “Pico 2” (the conflict with the robo-kids) both take place in middle school, while what I call “Pico 3” (the conflict with the G-Squad) happens in high school. So that’s why Nin appears less child-like; he’s a high schooler)

So like, I hc that when Pico killed Nin, Nin pulled some necromancy bullshit and revived HIMSELF. Cuz idk, that feels like some bullshit Pico’s School would pull.

So now he’s undead. His hair also sorta resembles horns cuz it’s sorta to symbolize his devotion to the Peniliens. If y’all are interested in hearing all the HCs I have for the G-Squad (or just PS in general), I might share more at a later date.

That’s all for now tho.

Bonus:

My color palettes for these fuckers. They’re all named after the MSI songs I associate with each of them. I do not support MSI, I just really like the music and it reminds me of Pico’s School for some reason, so I always listen to a lot of it whenever I get sucked back into this fandom

[potato-lord-but-not]

you make a pillowfort and immediately feed poor starving bottom john fans?? bless you potato lord you are doing SUCH important work 💜💜💜

I gotta be there for my people…. LET HIM BOTTOM 💥💥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

[thepiratefish]

Prime defenders if there was tumblr.

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Why aren't there more Fics of Wavelength and Tide just hanging out?? I once saw wavelength topple over because of stomach pains, and instead of continuing the fight, they both started showing each other pictures of their kids and talking about them until they agreed to settle the battle later.

Why don't we have more funny fics of them acting like that??

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Fics where they act like that and kiss.

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fics where they act like that and kiss.......

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Thanks man

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THIS IS WORSE THEN THE POSSESED LE FROG ARC

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A man just ate a rat on the sidewalk thepn ran away on all fours I fucking hate this place

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[primussavethesemechs]

I want the human/cybertronian life difference to be talked about more in canon

Cuz I mean. it’s RIGHT THERE.

Just a smidgen of true acknowledgment I BEG YOU HASBRO‼️

i mean come on all it takes is someone mentioning how long the wars been going for one of the humans to go “4 MILLION YEARS???? WHAT THE FUCK HOW OLD ARE YOU???”

And optimus or ratchet to be like “…5/7 million?” And all of the humans to have a break down CUZ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE BEFORE THE HUMAN SPECIES EXISTED??? WE WERE MONKEYS WHEN YOU WERE BORN???

And the (woefully uniformed) cybertronians to be like “??? What do YOU mean your species was still evolving when I onlined, how long do you guys live?? A thousand?? A few hundred??”

And the gobsmacked humans to be like “??? NO WE HARDLY LIVE OVER A HUNDRED ITS CONSIDERED AN ACCOMPLISHMENT?? AVERAGE OLD AGE DEATH IS LIKE MID 80s!! TECHNICALLY THE AVERAGE LIFE SPAN IS 72 OR SOMETHING???”

Cue the autobots being like “😨 72??? THATS A CHILD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT⁉️”

the more attached/emotional bots looking at their charges and realizing that not only are they sparklings compared to them but they’ll die as sparklings too in just a few decades, causing them to straight up have a mini meltdown.

Yeah they’re in a war and they’ve lost plenty of friends, but never to anything as predictable and inescapable as old age.

It’s the seeing-it-coming part that gets to them, the slow dread of knowing that even if they do everything right and keep them out of danger and they stay healthy there’s nothing they can do to stop them from withering away in a couple of decades.

Most versions of bumblebee looking at their charge/friend and realizing his assumptions about the fact that since they’re both still young that they’ll have plenty of time to just. Live together and have fun- are wrong?? Immediately tears. Even if cybertronians can’t cry tears he’s doing whatever the equivalent is and running away to cry in his room. And then running back to snatch them and take them with him cuz HE CANT WASTE A SECOND IF THEIR LIFESPANS ARE REALLY THAT SHORT HES GONNA JUST HAVE TO SPEND 24/7 WITH THEM

This whole concept ESPECIALLY applies to TFP since all of them got their own little human buddy and there’s only like 5 autobots to begin with (of the main season 1 crew) they’ve lost so many of their own so recently, their numbers are already dwindling down to nothing, they’re losing the war and the kids are what’s given them a major morale boost. To continue fighting they need hope, and the kids have kind of become their hope for the future- to know they’ll die off in under a century despite how young they still are is a shot to the spark.

Look me in the eye and tell me bee wouldnt panic hearing that Raf only has 70-80 years to live. LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE WOULDNT HAVE SOME KIND OF FIT OVER BEING TOLD THAT HIS LITTLE BUDDY (from a cybertronian perspective) HAS A LIFESPAN EQUIVALENT TO A LATE STAGE TERMINAL ILLNESS DIAGNOSIS. Bee would start treating Raf like a kid with stage 4 cancer 😭

I just KNOW bulkhead would have the worst reaction other than bee, maybe even worse cuz he looks at miko and realizes she’s used up basically a fifth of her entire lifespan already and she’s Still So Little and straight up starts weeping. That’s his DAUGHTER you can’t take her from him so soon it’s not FAIR! He might have to go destroy a canyon wall or something to let some of the anger and grief out

Arcee is Not taking it well either.

She JUST got attached to this one, just got used to a new partner and your telling her that no matter what she does he’s never going to last as long as tailgate of cliff jumper did?? Even if both he and she do everything they’re supposed to do to protect him and extended his life?? Depression time baby

Optimus and ratchet don’t react as much outwardly to the news as the others but inside they’re both 💔💥

These kids have brought optimus a level of contentment he hasn’t felt in vorns, and he sees how bright their spirits shine- Only to now know those precious spirits will burn out in less than a century- it gnaws at him inside, yet another strike from the cruelty of fate

Ratchet is devastated but refuses to acknowledge it, these kids- yes even miko- have become his pseudo grandkids and he’s not ready, nor will he ever be ready, to outlive them. Jacks reminds him too much of a younger optimus, still learning and still hopeful. Miko is… well she has a fire to her that ratchet can appreciate (when she’s not actively annoying him) she’s determined enough to make anything happen which he does begrudgingly respect even if he wishes she wouldn’t just throw herself into any and every situation just for fun.

And Raf…

Raf is his apprentice, the only one of the kids to understand him and listen intently to his stories of cybertron. To show appreciation for his work and his ideas, to Listen and Learn and Improve his inventions. He harbors the most fondness for Raf since he sees so much potential in him, and has taken him under his wing in teaching him cybertronian language and biology.

He feels almost like he’s training a student to take his place- only for the ground to be ripped out from under him to know that Raf will never have the chance to succeed him, will never even outlive him.

A parent should never have to bury their child, and ratchet already feels that he has.

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TLDR the autobots find out humans have fruit fly lifespans next to them and become one big soggy mess of tears, optimus and ratchet included although they try to have a stiff upper lip about it (and fail to varying extents)

I swear this was supposed to be about any and all continuities but TFP took over completely😭 idk it just fits the best since they focus so much on how attached the bots get to the kids

Edit: btw this was inspired from the fact I found out that the cybertronian equivalent to a year (yes I know technically they have solar cycles which are roughly a human year but what they consider a year vs their lifespan/time perception is different) is a vorn. A vorn is 80 HUMAN YEARS. I saw that and went “oh wow a vorn is like a whole human lifespan!😃” and then I went “OH A VORN IS A WHOLE HUMAN LIFESPAN 😀“