#IM WEAKK

[geminipdf]

took it upon myself to transport a pretty heavy package between two offices realised it was a very bad idea like halfway through with no option to turn back and i’m about to FAINT... i need to  go back to working out

[mifunebooty]

Me: I miss my husband toshiro mifune so much, IM COMING TO YOU!!!

Robert Mitchum with the pussy curse and the pussy voice and the pussy eyes and the pussy attitude and the pussy weed:

[saexy]

ZEN 💕 i havent said hello in forever hehe

i must know where does Sae love to kiss you most??

GRAYYY GRAYYYY!! HOW HAVEE YOU BEEEEEN!!!!!!!! SUSses over that man... aaah i apologuze i havent been in peoples inboxes either in so long... i fear my energy to shitpost is wilding hshsshsh But social battery drained.

SAEEE lovesss TO KISSS!!!!! KISSING IS HIS one of the lov LANGUAGE IMO 🙃🙃 I mean youcan tell HOW HE IS FEEELINSGSH FROM HIS KISSESSS! I FEAR he loves to kisss alot of places!!! 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️AND HIS KISSESSS ARE SOO FEVERISHHH and CONSUMING- butt im gonna go ahead and pick temples... to put it... its the place that smells home.... I THINKK ITS TEH HEIGHt DIFFENRCE ALSO.. youll find his lips pressed to my templess... if we re like standingg or just publically hugging (HATE HATEE PDA) .. and during games or when he is leaving.. a KISSS ON TEMPLE ALWAYS. he dont much care for paps and all but he prefers to keeo things pvt (also HIM SQUEEZING ASS PUBLICALLY AND NOT GIVINGBAA SHIT BEC THATS NORNAL)

[miraiq]

Caelus/Stelle constantly take power naps (usually lasts 20-30 minutes) when they're not busy. Frequently tired bean/s. If you don't see them working, they're likely sitting down resting against a wall or laying down on a bench somewhere. Doesn't matter where they sleep, just as long as they're not likely to be tripped over or woken up by loud noises.

[unqompleted]

CRAMBONNN

[lovcrsrock]

elias is so hopeful, so unrelenting in chasing what he wants, even if what he wants is sure to bring him headaches beyond comparison. his light, boyish optimism is enough to bring a smile to abel's face, nose crinkling as he laughs, truly laughs, for the first time that evening. there is only so much he can do to resist elias, with his charming smile and his quick wit. he inclines toward him, shoulder bumping into the other's as he finally caves, blue eyes finding elias'. " yeah-- your boyfriend. " the tension has melted from the small space between them, which abel bridges to sneak a soft, chase kiss to abel's mouth. he pulls back before elias can deepen it, more than familiar with his boss' tendency to get distracted from important conversations by kisses just like this one. " but we-- we have to be careful, alright ? we can't-- we can't take risks. " he locks his gaze with elias', keeping it on him until he's satisfied that the other has heard what he's saying. " and this doesn't mean you don't have to listen to me when i tell you to do things, either. "

There's a reason for Abel's question, and the answer is in the hushed tones and tinted windows. Abel knows what he wants. It's Elias who isn't accustomed to picking. Spoiled, thanks to his family's wealth and good looks. With a shrug of surrender, he whispers; "I want you." It comes first in his head. "And I want the real thing. The whole kit and caboodle." A not-so-subtle jest at Elias' many failing cliches, and his dependence on the blonde to correct his boying nonsense. "Are those things truly mutually exclusive?" Couldn't be with Abel, in the realm of the real thing?

His eyes drop to their hands, intertwined with the fine leather between them. He wonders - is it some sort of metaphor? That they will forever be close, but not close enough? He silences that question, a breath of relief despite himself. "Does it make me a piece of shit that I'm glad to hear that?" Elias mutters, a wince of a smile on his face. The idea tormented him more than he'd ever admit to Abel. "Together, like..." Elias squeezes his hand, instinctively pulling himself closer into Abel's breath. "My boyfriend?" He tests it out for size, careful as ever.

[maroonieroon]

Hey guys! I may not be active for a bit i have a really bad fever and i throw up everything i drink or eat that isnt water and my body feels weakk. Sorry but i will leave asks on so that whenever im better i can answer them!

[catz-dagger]

Finnaly fucking got to Minos. Havent beaten him yet. Still shaking cause I just got off. The fog is coming...

Heres a list of things i said and thought!

-WHERE AM I

-WHERE IS HE

-WHY ARE WE SPINNING??

-STIP YELLING AT ME

-WHAT THE FUUUCJJJ

-MERCY MERCY MERCY- PLASE IM ON 1 HEAlT- FUUUCKK!!!

-HOLY SHIT THE FANDOM WAS NOT FUCKING KIDDING WHEN THEY SAID HE WAS H- IF YOU DONT SIT DTILL.

-this mf got adhd cause he cant NOT stay still

-sHIVER ME FUCKING TIMBERS!!!

-I CANT FEEL MY KEYBOARD-

-fucker made me forget how to weapon

-SCROLL FUCKING FASTER I NEED THE RAILCANNON

-DHIT WAIT THE RAILCANNON AINT EVEN DONT CHARGING

-this is fine.

-ghost vs robot, who wins.

-So im just permanently below 10 health, okay.

-I NEED YOUR BLOOD, COME HERE PLEASE-

-It just getss FuCKING WORSE!

-weakk. Thy end is now... judgemengfm...

-PLEASE. PLEASE STAY IN MY LINE OF SIGHT. PLEASE!

-can we go back to the flesh prison? At least I can see that one.

-YOU CAN DRAG ME IN THE AIR?!

-"fucker changed my zipcode" can apply here.

-AHAHA!!! LOW HEALTH FOR Y- whered you go.

-this has to be atleast 39 restarts jesus.

-i thought his prison was hard. This guy cant heal but his health bar is NOT going down.

-did the nerves in myfingers die yet?

-WHERES MY STAMINA WHSN I GOD DAMN NEED IT

-oh ahaha i always need it.right.

-its 12 am. I started this at 11. Its been almost 2 hours.

-should i go to sleep?

-PUSSY. dONT BACK DOWN NOW!!!!

-where is my REFUELING!?!?!?!?

-"go play christians things on sunday" me playing ultrakill gehehehehee

-and getting my ass beat.

-(and some more shit i was either paying too much attention to remember or my brain was just blank and full of hhhhhHHhhhHHhHHHGHHHhssbfbd)

[mangoposts]

BUT MATT IN BLINDFOLD OH GOD AS A CHRIS GIRL IM WEAKK

His cheekbones😮‍💨😮‍💨 Love how fearless Matt was it’s kinda 🫠Kinda

[emperornero]

okayyy

i will try to design adopts on a base as a warm up before doing owed art .. havent done that in a while

[fallenrebels]

She so prebbyyy :] UGH MLP KEEPS PULLING ME BACK IN BECAUSE IM WEAKK

[thehighladywrites]

the Feyre twitter links BYE

GIRL IM SO WEAKK FOR HERRRR😩😩😩😩😩😩

[ghosteii]

WHERE DID YOU COM FROM !!! (I see u reblogging)/nm

I BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE IM SORRY

ill repay you in cookies

please

please don't fight me I'm WEAKK /silly

[perfectsunlight]

LMAOOO THIS WHOLE ANON THING IS HAVING ME WEAKK PLEASEEE 💀💀

LMAOOOO its very funny to me too like everyone here knows im an angst writer

[dilfl0v3rss]

IM WEAKK I WOULD’VE HAD A LONG ASS PARAGRAPH READY TO GO 💀

anon is funny , if they wanted content so bad they can go write themselves..

right like tf you complaining to me forrrr. they making it seem like it’s mad easy to look at a request and give a detailed fic ab it likeeee if it’s that easy then you do it😭

[kitten4sannie]

RUN RABIT RUN???? HELLO????? MORE LIKE RUN RABID RUN LIKE i'm drooling and running up my walls babe;; alyssa my love, my moonlight, the love of my life, how do you expect me to survive??? BC I WON'T SJDHFH i'm so excited you don't even know >:0 (THE TAGS?? primal play, biting/marking, manhandling, breeding, knotting??? i'm literally short circuiting rn- your mind is an international treasure i tell you)

–vamp anonnie (someone get the defibrillator)

i read this ask so many times i’m dyinggg i love when you get excited about my fics ;;;;; i’ll be sure to revive you love don’t worryyy!! that makes me so happy eeee and yes i went a bit feral with the tags there (shocker) but i just can’t help it when it comes to hybrid stuff im so weakk. an international treasure ;-; you never fail to make me feel special and loved and it means sm to me ilysm orion :((((( <3333